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| Topic | Upload consciousness, heaven exists, or $600 billion |
| No_U_L7 07/19/20 12:20:30 AM #45 | ekie posted...
I'm flattered you think I'm a good person, but I am in fact definitely not. I have acted terribly under the assumption there would be no eternal punishment for it. While I havent done anything illegal, im p sure anyone would objective call me not a good person. --- |
| Topic | if you think about it, we are still technically in the early 2000's |
| No_U_L7 07/18/20 12:39:50 PM #1 | |
| Topic | as a kid did anyone else hate the hour/day you were forced to brush mothers hair |
| No_U_L7 07/18/20 12:35:42 PM #4 | |
| Topic | as a kid did anyone else hate the hour/day you were forced to brush mothers hair |
| No_U_L7 07/18/20 12:01:19 PM #1 | i dreaded it every single morning, made me hate waking up lmao. did anyone actually like that? --- |
| Topic | which early 2000s porn star is your favorite? |
| No_U_L7 07/18/20 11:23:53 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Upload consciousness, heaven exists, or $600 billion |
| No_U_L7 07/18/20 10:13:19 AM #31 | Aressar posted... i aLrEaDy bElIeVe iN hEaVeN aNd i gEt tO gO cUz iM a gOoD boy You wouldn't know, you'd be dead. Some clone of you that thinks its you will know --- |
| Topic | just had the MOST EXCITING poker hand ever |
| No_U_L7 07/18/20 1:30:26 AM #3 | |
| Topic | just had the MOST EXCITING poker hand ever |
| No_U_L7 07/18/20 12:50:07 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Upload consciousness, heaven exists, or $600 billion |
| No_U_L7 07/18/20 12:24:13 AM #18 | Drpooplol posted...
i already explained my reasoning 1-you'd still be dead, this would literally make 0 difference to YOU 2-if you know for a fact you're not gonna get into heaven, it's existence is pointless 3-money is disappointing when you know you could have lived forever --- |
| Topic | just had the MOST EXCITING poker hand ever |
| No_U_L7 07/17/20 11:59:05 PM #1 | i've been working hard and studying to make sure i'm comfortable and know what to do in most situations/cards/positions 0.5/0.25 blinds 8 handed, i'm in the SB with a stack of 45.86 (50 was my buy in) UTG1 calls UTG2 folds MP1 raises to 2.50 MP2 calls Button folds I have pocket 7s (spade, club) and decide to set mine since I don't expect a 3bet (and i already have a quarter in the middle so i got a small discount lol) BB folds UTG1 calls flop comes: 7d, Jh, Kh what a nice wet flop....even though I'm first and expect to get good action on this, I decided to open up the betting and bet 5.77 into a 10.5 pot UTG1 calls, MP1 (the initial raiser) shoves all in 26.75 MP2 shoves all in 15.95 I have both covered. I figure someone might have hit 2 pair (KJ), top pair top kicker (AK) and/or is on a draw (hearts flush) Since I have to be ahead at the moment (I would be behind JJJ or KKK on this flop), and I'm never folding a set at this point, I shove all in UTG1 folds (he had 28.03 behind) So MP1 (initial raiser) had AK with the Ace being a heart and MP2 has Q8h (flush draw) Even if the flush comes (only 30% chance) I also have a 30% chance to hit the full house, so I don't mind my call at all turn comes...its red....and it's a heart. my heart sinks down to my stomach and i start thinking about what i'm going to drink tonight but then I look closer...and it's the 7 of hearts O_O so even though MP2 hit the flush, I hit the quads making me unbeatable here Just for the sake of comedy, the river comes out another heart, giving MP1 (initial raiser) the nut flush....which didn't mean squat so I won $53 and another $20 quads table bonus glad to see all my hard work paying off as i overall tripled up in ~100 hand session lol --- |
| Topic | what's the lowest rating you'd give to a girl you've banged? |
| No_U_L7 07/17/20 7:54:38 PM #1 | i banged a 6 once, just to try it my friend did all the working bringing 2 girls to my place, then the girl was super dtf and had a boyfriend. i made her literally beg me and then then whole time i just kept saying things to her like "what if your boyfriend saw us right now?!" to fuck with her i also got a bj from a 6.5 once, when i approached her she was sitting down so i couldn't see her body wasn't that great. she came over, we started having drinks...and we never left the apartment to go out. she ended sending me a booty call text a few months later which i declined --- |
| Topic | Upload consciousness, heaven exists, or $600 billion |
| No_U_L7 07/17/20 7:41:04 PM #3 | Ugh all 3 are bad options 1. I'd still die, that backup isn't me 2. I'd def go to hell because I thought there wasn't one 3. I'd rather have some sort of immortality --- |
| Topic | Lose 10 IQ points but your sex appeal triples. |
| No_U_L7 07/17/20 7:38:09 PM #8 | Id be more happy (since ignorance is bliss), dont need the IQ points to perform my job (already maxed out in engineering degrees) id still be smarter than 98.5% of the population and I become a better pick up artist? --- |
| Topic | TIL you dont rinse after brushing teeth until 30 mins later. |
| No_U_L7 07/17/20 7:19:08 PM #6 | coh posted... It boggles my mind that there are people who eat after brushing their teeth No, the point of brushing is to disrupt the scum before it sets in. You have about 24 hours after eating to brush Its not efficient, but its surprisingly not that harmful --- |
| Topic | how do people skip morning or night time showers? that's so gross |
| No_U_L7 07/17/20 5:59:39 PM #13 | rexcrk posted...
so just do both...that's why i do it --- |
| Topic | how do people skip morning or night time showers? that's so gross |
| No_U_L7 07/17/20 5:55:00 PM #6 | spanky1 posted... Night showers will always make more sense to me than morning showers. You get dirty during the day, not during the night. i get way dirtier during the day but i just feel so gross in the morning, i need that shower to clean off --- |
| Topic | how do people skip morning or night time showers? that's so gross |
| No_U_L7 07/17/20 5:51:29 PM #1 | i have to take both if i don't shower at night i'm caked in grime from the day if i don't shower in the morning i'm caked in over night crust --- |
| Topic | Damn lana Rhodes assistant is almost as hot as she is |
| No_U_L7 07/17/20 9:17:38 AM #1 | |
| Topic | why doesn't more porn have closed captioning? |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 11:18:13 PM #3 | Jabodie posted... I'll fill in: GET OUT OF MY LIVING ROOM --- |
| Topic | why doesn't more porn have closed captioning? |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 10:34:01 PM #1 | i sometimes can't hear what they're saying and it makes it difficult to follow the plot --- |
| Topic | I'm so horny |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 10:05:50 PM #2 | |
| Topic | pet peeve #899: when people finish their food and don't offer me any |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 9:38:51 PM #11 | LeperMessiahXX posted... I think you might be part dog. Every time I finish eating and there is food on my plate my dogs just stare at me. Youre not done eating if theres still food on your plate. Unless you want to be locked in the closet for an hour followed by a spanking --- |
| Topic | pet peeve #899: when people finish their food and don't offer me any |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 9:35:38 PM #8 | DigitalCamera posted... You don't seem cheep, you seem (more accurately) poor and needy. I was raised poor and taught to never waste food. I'm not poor any more, but I still hate wasting food --- |
| Topic | pet peeve #899: when people finish their food and don't offer me any |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 9:34:54 PM #6 | SSJKirby posted... stop being a nerd and just take the food "I'll finish that food if you don't want to" But I dont know she doesnt want to --- |
| Topic | pet peeve #899: when people finish their food and don't offer me any |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 9:31:52 PM #4 | Alteres posted... Seems kinda cheap. Thats the issue, I dont want to seem cheap. Really I just hate being wasteful --- |
| Topic | pet peeve #899: when people finish their food and don't offer me any |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 9:24:28 PM #2 | |
| Topic | pet peeve #899: when people finish their food and don't offer me any |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 9:02:14 PM #1 | if you can finish it yourself or want to take it to go that's cool but if you're just not gonna finish and let the server toss the rest out...wtf is wrong with you? was eating with a bunch of friends a few months ago girl i barely know ordered chicken strips and fries. she had 1.5 (out of 4) chicken strips and barely picked at the fries server comes by and asks if she's done/wants a box...and tells him to just take it i was so horrified like...wtf is wrong with you that you don't offer that to the table? if i knew you were going to do that, i'd ask but it seems greedy to ask when i don't know if you want it for yourself (either now or later) and if i stop the server at that point to take it for myself, it makes me look all sort of bad seriously, what is wrong with people, wasting perfectly good food like that?! --- |
| Topic | Me: "You should try this" My Wife: "Is it good?" |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 8:21:54 PM #2 | i think she meant more like "is it that good?" as in, "please provide any additional information i may need", ie "it's super spicy" etc i swear, if it weren't for alcohol, the human race would have died out a long time ago --- |
| Topic | Do you prefer quartz or automatic watches? |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 7:57:11 PM #5 | Automatic of course, quartz is like fake boobs. Fun to look at but ultimately disappointing once you know whats under the hood --- |
| Topic | i've spent the last 2.5 hours trying on clothes in front of my mirror |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 6:40:15 PM #4 | Lost_All_Senses posted... Were your boys around to critique each outfit? If not, you definitely wasted this time no i told them to stop talking about girls and sent them pictures in the group chat R1masher posted... Have you been doing your wrist exercises? no, all gyms shut down in cali --- |
| Topic | i've spent the last 2.5 hours trying on clothes in front of my mirror |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 6:35:56 PM #1 | |
| Topic | is it acceptable to wear a hoodie on a date? |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 6:30:26 PM #7 | BudDupree48 posted... Its summer bro even in cali it gets chilly enough for a hoodie at night. but this is all hypothetical, i don't have any dates lined up either --- |
| Topic | is it acceptable to wear a hoodie on a date? |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 6:18:49 PM #1 | the entire time i've been dating i've never owned a hoodie but i bought one a couple months ago for quarantine casual --- |
| Topic | Honestly I've paid for it... |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 3:12:35 PM #10 | how was it? i don't think i'd be able to strike the right balance of security (STDS, pregnancy, robbery etc) along with pleasure (kissing, condoms, time limit, etc) not to mention the moral implications --- |
| Topic | when was the last time you wore real pants? |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 3:09:38 PM #19 | PMarth2002 posted... If shorts count, then literally a few minutes ago. Had to stop by the bank to withdraw some cash. why the fuck do people think shorts are even in the consideration for real pants?! Medussa posted...
if you're a girl then you have an excuse, leggings are much more acceptable on women and as you said skirts are there if you need to dress up --- |
| Topic | when was the last time you wore real pants? |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 3:01:56 PM #13 | Medussa posted... 2008? ish? either you're insanely successful or insanely fucked up your life --- |
| Topic | when was the last time you wore real pants? |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 2:30:26 PM #8 | Giant_Aspirin posted... if shorts count then right now in what universe does shorts count as real pants lmao --- |
| Topic | when was the last time you wore real pants? |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 2:26:19 PM #1 | like with a fly and everything i had to go into the office once last month, surprisingly my pants still fit! --- |
| Topic | Finished watching porn right before the staff meeting |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 2:00:02 PM #1 | |
| Topic | 1 tank of gas has lasted me the last 4 months and i still have 1/5th left |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 1:33:57 PM #5 | modena posted... What kind of vehicle? Also I doubt TC huffing his exhaust but ok lol Hyundai zinezinzadan posted... Nice. Youve been inhaling direct cancer causing carcinogens from dissolved benzene that isnt burned in a timely manner. Good job. Too much science words, I tuned out --- |
| Topic | 1 tank of gas has lasted me the last 4 months and i still have 1/5th left |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 1:26:00 PM #1 | |
| Topic | do asian americans even post here anymore |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 2:44:50 AM #6 | |
| Topic | These will be interesting times to tell our grandkids about |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 2:12:02 AM #2 | The grand kids I wouldnt have because I spent the end of my prime in quarantine --- |
| Topic | was there a more awkward tv viewing experience than arya losing her spoilers |
| No_U_L7 07/16/20 1:08:36 AM #3 | |
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