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Doctor_Dementia
07/16/20 10:05:12 PM
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I wish I could just pick up the phone call someone and watch anime together because I am also emotionally needy y.y

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No_U_L7
07/16/20 10:05:50 PM
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you had me until anime
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Infinite 2003
07/16/20 10:09:19 PM
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I like the way ya work it

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Alteres
07/16/20 10:14:45 PM
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ImAMarvel posted...
sounds like me except i literally can't get laid
Grrrrrr...

I actually could, if my life wasn't shit and I still had my own place.

It's been waaay too fucking long, as I've been putting my life back together.

But I am starting to feel a certain way about it and it's mostly pissed. Even though I have no right to be.

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VandorLee
07/16/20 10:16:03 PM
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Im married so i just fuck my wife.

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Pitlord_Special
07/16/20 10:17:16 PM
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VandorLee posted...
Im married so i just fuck my wife.

What's your wife's favorite anime?

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BettyWhite
07/16/20 10:18:08 PM
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I hear that's common with dementia patients.

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VandorLee
07/16/20 10:20:41 PM
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mattymad posted...
High five for escaping/never entering the dead bedroom curse of marriage.

I'm not married, yet - but still going strong after 5 years living together.

How does this happen? Me and my wife have jobs, hobbies and a daughter. A couple of times a week times line up where were both not tired or working or having a parent thing to do with daughter/grandmothers so we naturally do this.

Ive only been married and lived with one woman so i cant compare it to anything.

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Alteres
07/16/20 10:23:47 PM
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That's a good outlook to have, and I respect you for being able to do that.

I try to keep that frame of mind, remind myself I'm back in school. Working on a new career. Setting things right.

...but it's been literal years at this point, and angry and stuff... sigh.

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DrizztLink
07/16/20 10:24:01 PM
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VandorLee posted...
Im married so i just fuck my wife.
So does everyone else, it's not special anymore.

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DespondentDeity
07/16/20 10:24:48 PM
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mattymad posted...
Hello this is phone

Hello

Yes this is dog

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VandorLee
07/16/20 10:25:11 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
So does everyone else, it's not special anymore.

Then you dont love your wife i suppose.

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DrizztLink
07/16/20 10:50:07 PM
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inloveanddeath0
07/16/20 10:51:45 PM
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VandorLee
07/16/20 10:52:34 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
woosh

Hur dur, everyone bangs my wife.

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yunalenne10
07/16/20 10:53:57 PM
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@Doctor_Dementia Did you shave your legs already?

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Doctor_Dementia
07/16/20 10:55:21 PM
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yunalenne10 posted...
@Doctor_Dementia Did you shave your legs already?

I have but only because I had to go back to work and ran out of clean clothes so I wore a dress.

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Doctor_Dementia
07/16/20 10:55:44 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
TC used Escape Rope!
Nani? What is that

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inloveanddeath0
07/16/20 10:56:22 PM
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Doctor_Dementia posted...
Nani? What is that
I can't even

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Doctor_Dementia
07/17/20 12:51:08 PM
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ImAMarvel posted...
sounds like me except i literally can't get laid
Why?

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RedJackson
07/17/20 1:53:22 PM
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ImAMarvel posted...
probably comes down to a lack of self-esteem and an inability to talk to women

You just did, huzzah and rejoice that you are capable and now just need to unlock the rest of that potential through practice
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DirkDiggles
07/17/20 1:55:18 PM
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I Like Toast
07/17/20 1:56:22 PM
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VandorLee posted...
Im married so i just fuck my wife.
Tc likes married men so you're good now

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treewojima
07/17/20 1:58:43 PM
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@Doctor_Dementia I'm down, if you're willing to foot the bill for an international call and travel expenses
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V-E-G-Y-
07/17/20 2:00:48 PM
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MegaTech
07/17/20 2:01:28 PM
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Get a quarantine Bae. Its all the rage

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Ivynn
07/17/20 2:05:34 PM
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ImAMarvel posted...
i also freeze up when talking to any woman i'm especially attracted to. shit sucks

Do you freeze up around all women or just attractive ones?

If only attractive ones, try talking to unattractive women.

That's not a joke, work on talking/befriending women you aren't attracted to and it will help with talking to women in general.

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Ivynn
07/17/20 2:09:40 PM
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ImAMarvel posted...
sure

i don't know what to do if they catch feelings though

I mean, they probably won't. >_> Not saying that in a mean way. I mean, once you stop seeing everyone as "want to bang or wants to bang me", it really does become easier.

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Doctor_Dementia
07/17/20 10:50:49 PM
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I Like Toast posted...
Tc likes married men so you're good now

Are you kidding or have I actually posted about this?

@treewojima damn thats some expensive love


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teepan95
07/17/20 11:39:41 PM
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I volunteer as tribute!
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Doctor_Dementia
07/18/20 10:10:17 AM
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teepan95 posted...
I volunteer as tribute!

Hahaha

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ZeroX91
07/18/20 10:11:58 AM
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I wonder if post op ladies get phantom pains....

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averagejoel
07/18/20 10:21:47 AM
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https://vimeo.com/352743770

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Doctor_Dementia
07/18/20 10:40:10 AM
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PrideOfLion posted...
Flights are <$300 for now yo

Cooooool.

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treewojima
07/18/20 2:37:42 PM
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@Doctor_Dementia posted...
treewojima damn thats some expensive love

ya, but I'm worth every peso
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Doctor_Dementia
07/18/20 6:37:01 PM
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treewojima posted...
ya, but I'm worth every peso

Hahahahaha


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BettyWhite
07/19/20 3:11:50 AM
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treewojima posted...
ya, but I'm worth every peso

They don't call him TREEwojima for nothing.

Dude hangs dong.

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