Lurker > No_U_L7

if he doesnt care about watches, dont buy him a watch

waste no part of the animal

Wait I misread the topic sorry

This was an episode of Seinfeld I think.

A girl that sucked on nuts or something?

Dated a girl who drove with her legs crossed once. I drove the rest of our relationship.

I remember a girl always asking if she could borrow my car. This was after she revealed that she was driving a sports car she previously had too fast in the rain and rolled it.

it doesn't matter what your degree

there's a name for em... california drivers.
no offense to anybody who drives in a sane manner in the state of california.

my cat almost died to one :(. broken jaw. dehydration. poor kitty.
couldn't find her for a day to bring her to the vet.

Just don't go in to the office when they tell you to. Can't get fired, right?

Lmao, they absolutely can fire you for lying about the time you're working.

No you dont.

you claim to be rich. Government workers arent rich

Ur fired you just dont know yet

I'm confused on why she attacked him and who she is. Is it his sister, his mother, his aunt or is it a trick question because she doesn't actually exist because this shit didn't actually happen.

Why do you stand with bent knees?

Lmao that's not assault my guy. Huge overreaction. You're talking about how if the back of your knee gets pushed forward, it fucks up your balance right?

https://youtube.com/shorts/77Zkb-tHtNA?si=0qo54ZpcOHuhD1dF

Why not get a job you enjoy?

But does she know how much of a baller you are? If she did I dont think she would mess with you.

no it is

the fake topic title you should have used was

i called out a woman who used a prank to physically assault me

but then again lightly tapping the back of the knee is hardly physical assault even if you bruise easy

You chased down and basically threatened a girl into paying for your drinks.

That's not hero shit dude.

They are criticizing your looks.

(I called out this girl) [that ''pranked'' me at the bar] (via physical assault)

Jfc you're back?

you clearly called out a girl via physical assault because she pranked you

You used physical assault to call out a girl for pranking you?

Isn't this like, the 9th topic you've made in a day?

Go outside bromigo

He talks about taking them on dates. He doesn't talk about having sex with them. TC out here contributing to society by feeding the women in his community.

6 people before you get tested.

ick.

Don't you talk about having sex with women waaaaay more than 6 times in a span of 6 months?

I remember being at the 21st bday party of a friend of mine, and to celebrate the occasion she was taking 21 shots that night. She ended up downing shots of rum, vodka, and whatever other types of liquor she could put into a shotglass 21 different times throughout the night. She was rail thin at the time, so no wonder where it was all going to. Now that it's been about 15 years since then, whenever I'm at a party or whatever and the shots start coming out I'll knock a few back and always wonder how the hell she managed 21 of those.