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Topicis it just me or is it really weird how seriously my friend took online dating
No_U_L7
03/31/20 3:58:15 PM
#10
Topicis it just me or is it really weird how seriously my friend took online dating
No_U_L7
03/31/20 1:36:53 PM
#9
VipaGTS posted...
i thought you stopped this gimmick...Lockdown got you bored again?

today is a national holiday...and yes
Keith_Valentine posted...
He knows what he wants and hes out to get it, good for him. Photoshopping seems like a mistake though.

it's just the stuff i listed, very minor stuff. out of everything i listed that offends me the least. not like he's changing his face shape or anything, just removing the stray hair in his nose, etc

Pepys Monster posted...
Your "friend."

i wish i could do all this and get results. but i haven't had my haircut in a month now and look homeless. he's way more photogenic than i am (he's indian, i'm asian)

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Topicis it just me or is it really weird how seriously my friend took online dating
No_U_L7
03/31/20 1:19:46 PM
#1
he can't go more than a week without sex so he is hating this quarantine.

this is what he did:

bought $2,000 worth of photo equipment (high quality camera, tri-pod, lighting, etc)

for a week he went out by himself for 8 hours a day every single day setting up and taking thousands of photos of himself (on fences, cool backgrounds, different outfits etc)

for another week he narrowed down the photos himself down to about the best 100 (polled his friends including unfortunately me), photoshopped them (whitened his teeth, smoothed out wrinkles, removed gray hairs, etc)

the week after that he paid a panel of 20 girls (friends, friends of friends, girls he found online) $10 each to vote on which 5 of the 100 photos should be in his profile

paid a comedy writer $100 to write a funny paragraph about him and his life for his bio

then when he got everything together he paid some guys in india $5 each to remotely swipe only on hot girls for him 24/7

(for the record, no he is not rich and i estimate he spent about 1/2 of his savings on this project)

during these 3 weeks this has been all he has been talking about. he even wanted me to do the same thing lol. is it just me or is that all really weird? I guess he doesn't have anything else to do with his time....


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TopicFuck. I'm about to fall into depression. Woke up to a baby kitten that was hurt.
No_U_L7
03/29/20 8:02:04 PM
#67
is it still alive?

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TopicI would love to have a jam session with taylor swift
No_U_L7
03/27/20 12:51:42 PM
#1
And jam all night long...

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TopicRate my new $6,000 watch
No_U_L7
03/11/20 7:30:14 PM
#31
R1masher posted...
Did you shave your arm for the pic, or do you just do that anyway?

I dont grow facial or body hair

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TopicRate my new $6,000 watch
No_U_L7
03/11/20 7:18:22 PM
#26
I also want to add that I had to buy a separate insurance policy for this watch in case I got robbed lol

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TopicRate my new $6,000 watch
No_U_L7
03/11/20 7:12:02 PM
#22
BewmHedshot posted...
In like, one scene? He's been wearing divers for 25 years since Brosnan took over the role.

So...youre saying its a watch james bond wore

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TopicRate my new $6,000 watch
No_U_L7
03/11/20 7:06:52 PM
#17
BewmHedshot posted...
But, it's not. Bond wears a Seamaster Diver with a rotating bezel to activate the spy gadgets, yours is some variant of the Aqua Terra.

In spectre. In skyfall he wears the blue aqua terra. I just got the updated version in white instead

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TopicRate my new $6,000 watch
No_U_L7
03/11/20 6:53:52 PM
#12
Forgot to mention, it's the same style watch that james bond wears, so it was practically made for me lol

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TopicRate my new $6,000 watch
No_U_L7
03/11/20 6:39:36 PM
#1
http://imgur.com/a/XuZL1us

Special post just to let CE know I'm still alive because I know you're all so worried about me

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TopicI'm leaving CE forever
No_U_L7
02/23/20 5:16:56 PM
#1
i've always believed that the age old adage "you are the average of the 5 people you are around the most" to be true. and CE started really dragging down that average. as a pick up artist, i strive to be in the top 1% of people in every aspect and it just reached the point where CE's negativity and insecurities started to seep into my thought process. it didn't really affect me that much, but since i continue to try to be the best person i can be, i realized that into order to fully be my best self, i needed to leave CE behind. so a couple months ago i just stopped posting here. and of course, i continued to crush life. exciting things kept happening to me that i wanted to share with CE, but i just refrained. and slowly i just became less and less tempted to post about my life on here. no, my life hasn't changed much, i still have all the free time at my six figure job to post on CE all day, but i just find other ways to occupy my time instead (and no doing work isn't one of them lol). since i've already been gone for a couple months, i'm sure you guys will realize that i am being 100% serious. i thought about not even posting a farewell topic but i figured those of you that actually liked me deserved a goodbye. i'm not even going to read the replies to this topic, so don't expect any replies from me. so to all of you, best of luck in your future endeavors, may we meet again.

PS

Yes, all my pick up/girl topics are 100% true, it's amazing what you can do and accomplish when you actually put your mind to it and actively try to improve your dating life rather than living out of fear of "rejection" and letting your insecurities run your life

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Topici, No_U_L7 aka ScofieldReturns aka pick up artist extraodinaire am leaving CE
No_U_L7
02/22/20 9:11:29 PM
#1
forever

i've always believed that the age old adage "you are the average of the 5 people you are around the most" to be true. and CE started really dragging down that average. as a pick up artist, i strive to be in the top 1% of people in every aspect and it just reached the point where CE's negativity and insecurities started to seep into my thought process. it didn't really affect me that much, but since i continue to try to be the best person i can be, i realized that into order to fully be my best self, i needed to leave CE behind. so a couple months ago i just stopped posting here. and of course, i continued to crush life. exciting things kept happening to me that i wanted to share with CE, but i just refrained. and slowly i just became less and less tempted to post about my life on here. no, my life hasn't changed much, i still have all the free time at my six figure job to post on CE all day, but i just find other ways to occupy my time instead (and no doing work isn't one of them lol). since i've already been gone for a couple months, i'm sure you guys will realize that i am being 100% serious. i thought about not even posting a farewell topic but i figured those of you that actually liked me deserved a goodbye. i'm not even going to read the replies to this topic, so don't expect any replies from me. so to all of you, best of luck in your future endeavors, may we meet again.

PS

Yes, all my pick up/girl topics are 100% true, it's amazing what you can do and accomplish when you actually put your mind to it and actively try to improve your dating life rather than living out of fear of "rejection" and letting your insecurities run your life

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