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Scotts tots makes me want to kill myself

I smoke two joints
in time of peace
and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints

jiffdiff posted...

The greatest trick Canada ever played was convincing everyone they weren't always like this.

Huh.

I would have thought their greatest trick would have had something to do with hockey

Strider102 posted...

Ukairne

Ukraine

my bad

Tom Clark posted...

Oof.

UnholyMudcrab posted...

Bad post

I legitimately dont know and am asking

i plead ignorance

Yeah but *insert something stupid*

Hey guys

I dont understand

Why does Russia want to invade ukairne? What do they get out of it? And isnt the ukairne part of Russia?

Definitely Trudeau

MushroomMuncher posted...

Adventure time got 9 seasons, 4 mini-series and now a spinoff. Chowder got 3 seasons and nothing else. Chowder deserves it more.

Although that's gonna be difficult since the kid voice actors of Chowder are in their 20s now

A spin-off?!

Questionmarktarius posted...

DiMaggio holding out for a Chowder revival, obviously.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/4/AAEhCpAAC74I.png

No!

more adventure time!

https://i.imgur.com/PAkNHAv.jpg

I definitely notice the smell

i like it

Honestly.. both?

each one is useful in different situations.

so I guess Im tactful with my bluntness

Irony posted...

Iron Man 3 is better than 2 lmao

I agree

I also think there are no bad mcu films except eternals and black widow. And even they werent BAD films, I just didnt like them as much as the rest. Definitely my two least favorite

Damn thats almost double

Idk if offerup is still a thing that has a bunch of people on it but Ive sold and bought a ton of games on there back in the day.

I remember buying ssbm from some dude for 25$ and I was like I wanna make sure it works, and him and I ended up playing for like three hours

Fam_Fam posted...

same

it was ridiculous, and only got worse and worse, i was wondering if they'd b like JK at some point, but they didn't.

But it was self aware which made it good. By being so bad.

I finished the whole season and would start the second one just to see how crazy it gets.

Fam_Fam posted...

i enjoyed it for what it was

how about that ending? I kept saying this cant be real as I was watching it

even when she was in the hospital and all three people that came in to see her said hey there hows the patient doing? I was like why is this so ridiculous

And just so were clear, it knows its bad. Like its definitely ridiculous on purpose. Like a velociPastor, but not to that extreme

wolfy42 posted...

I mean it's got Anna from frozen, Veronica Mars etc girl in it...how bad can it be?

Pretty bad

pionear posted...

Iz She Hawt?

I never thought so, really. There is one sex scene though that reminded me of the sex scene from its always sunny with Frank

ly terrible

like so bad its good

its like a mystery novel written by a bot. A bot who is terrible at writing. But knows its terrible at writing.

its definitely very self aware at how stupid it is, and the ending is so fucking dumb that I swear they sat there and said whats the stupidest, most unbelievable ending we can think of?

The pizza from a goofy movie

https://i.imgur.com/O5SxwA6.gifv

Choco posted...

what does that mean

Its a football play

Dont get concussions

Mass effect? Kinda?

Zjusjia-h_da-4 posted...

Poker is fun. But crypto and NFTs are where its at now.

You actually didnt need to make this post

Machete posted...

I'm 1 hand into a freeroll for free site cash (not fun like your games lol)

but I will update here because why not

currently 16/75 (only 3rd hand. Was 80something people to star lmao so many all ins on first 2 hands wtf)

Howd that go? I just got off work

Fam_Fam posted...

Around 13 at what the blinds were at, but they were still goin up

reasonable call i think. happens =/

At the end when blinds are that high if youre not stacked with chips youre gonna be pushed all in. If anybody gets a pocket pair above 7s theyre going all in.

cant ask for much better than ace king though.

I didnt see the last one. The first one was pretty okay, the second one was shitty fuck balls and the ending was a top ten most shitty facepalm stupid ending I have ever seen.

Rdr2

Fam_Fam posted...

how many BB did u have?

Around 13 at what the blinds were at, but they were still goin up

And just like that, Im out.

got raised all in on my big blind and I have ace king offsuit, gotta call.

she has pocket jacks and I dont hit.

poker is a fickle mistress.

LincolnDuncan posted...

Do people like you snapping pics of your chips

Phones are allowed, and I do it in like two seconds, I dont make a big deal out of it. Im a fairly silent player, I dont gloat or anything like that.

Fam_Fam posted...

keep us updated boss

Robot2600 posted...

posting in future legendary topic

I just got out kicked and lost a fatty.

gonna haunt me for weeks. I put her on a draw and we both had top pair.

I might be chip stack of the whole tournament. Ive been hitting everything.

dont get reckless. Bully but dont fall in traps. Smart play. Fold what needs to be folded.

Machete posted...

How did you get a poliwhirl to evolve into a charmander?

I got a pocket full of Pokmon. They change out depending on how lucky theyre being. Obviously Im very popular.

right now charmander is fucking murdering

https://i.imgur.com/CntLXNT.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Qq39ErX.jpg

crushin it babaaaaaaaaay

toreysback posted...

that's the way to do it

One guy thought for a loooong time about calling me. The second guy had pocket fours and thought for about four seconds

Got the pocket rockets, limped in, somebody reraised 1200, one call, me all in bitches.. fold fold, easy money

AvlButtslam posted...

You take a job at an art gallery and the first thing you want to do is deface the art

He didnt deface it

he faced it

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Its so funny because thats not the first time theyve said the word rundown on that show

Machete posted...

You had better win over 9000 dollars

If I win over 9000$ Im going to buy a Super Bowl ticket.

no lie.

https://i.imgur.com/5oAdCzJ.jpg

won a monster on the first hand. Great start.

Error1355 posted...

How much does it cost to do a poker torunament?

Saturday 100 no rebuys

https://i.imgur.com/tfsUKUb.jpg

shuffle up and deal!

Lonestar2000 posted...

No, I can't think of a more disgusting habit.

What about eating poop

BurmesePenguin posted...

You cant be serious.

My eyes rolled so hard at the fade to black as a CGI rat scurried across the bannister.

That rat definitely wasnt cgi, and that part was such a tongue in cheek joke, and if thats what youre focusing on after everything that happened the ten minutes before that then..

idk, youre silly

30th out of 181 last week, Im going for the gold today!

gonna eat myself a McGriddle and get in the zone. No alternate bullshit this week Im getting there early.