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TopicThe people who wrote the Baywatch movie only know two jokes
MICHALECOLE
12/31/18 3:36:49 PM
#2
Whatever high school musical
TopicWoman refused french fries at Burger King by racist employees
MICHALECOLE
12/31/18 3:00:07 PM
#13
Would you go to Burger King and order TILAPIA?!
TopicExtreme cold warning today apparently.
MICHALECOLE
12/31/18 1:13:54 PM
#13
Its 49 degrees here but it feels like 44.. Im pretty fuckin chilli
TopicRedheads > brunettes > black haired girls > blondes.
MICHALECOLE
12/30/18 1:46:13 PM
#5
Bald >>>>
TopicJon Bones Jones is the best UFC fighter of all time
MICHALECOLE
12/30/18 3:49:50 AM
#19
TheoryzC posted...
Yea but what is it about his fighting that makes him the best, TC?

Everything about it

You can see it in his fights with Shogun or either of his fights with Cormier
TopicJon Bones Jones is the best UFC fighter of all time
MICHALECOLE
12/30/18 3:36:48 AM
#16
Jon Jones is undefeated

Jon Jones is the greatest mma fighter of all time

Jon Jones took steroids

All three are true
TopicNew Black Mirror is out today
MICHALECOLE
12/30/18 3:21:24 AM
#18
Doctor Foxx posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Never seen the snow

Describe it for me in six words or less

white
bright
cold
shocking
beautiful

Racist
TopicNew Black Mirror is out today
MICHALECOLE
12/30/18 1:24:31 AM
#12
Never seen the snow

Describe it for me in six words or less
Topic$10 million, but your dick grows 1 inch every time you lie
MICHALECOLE
12/29/18 4:55:29 PM
#44
HiddenLurker posted...
Fail topic NOONE has made a spear to pierce the heavens joke.

I hate when people say this shit. Nobody made the joke I was thinking of!

Make it yourself you stupid, stupid, stupid fart sniffer
Topic$10 million, but your dick grows 1 inch every time you lie
MICHALECOLE
12/29/18 4:31:04 PM
#40
Vindris_SNH posted...
Hmmm I think this could backfire pretty hard, and there are more important things in life than money. No deal.

The only thing more important than money is sex
Topic$10 million, but your dick grows 1 inch every time you lie
MICHALECOLE
12/29/18 4:18:01 PM
#32
To be honest, if I had 10 million dollars I dont think Id have a reason to lie
TopicAlrighty, help me remember XBox 360 exclusives
MICHALECOLE
12/29/18 3:59:33 PM
#33
Very good point
TopicAlrighty, help me remember XBox 360 exclusives
MICHALECOLE
12/29/18 3:34:07 PM
#31
JoanOfArcade posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Viva piata

Is an excellent game

Excellent
TopicYou losers wouldn't know a good system if it bit you in the ass
MICHALECOLE
12/29/18 2:57:56 PM
#3
Why would a good system bite me in the ass?

Bad system! Bad!
TopicAnyone know what the type of this dog is called?
MICHALECOLE
12/29/18 2:36:33 PM
#2
Thats not a dog thats an Asian girl
TopicI'm about to have my first soda and caffeine in three weeks
MICHALECOLE
12/29/18 2:35:49 PM
#3
faramir77 posted...
Easy up on the sauce there, tiger

TopicI'm about to have my first soda and caffeine in three weeks
MICHALECOLE
12/29/18 2:30:43 PM
#1
Because I want it
TopicAlrighty, help me remember XBox 360 exclusives
MICHALECOLE
12/29/18 2:23:16 PM
#29
Viva piata
TopicThis one time when I was 8 years old in a chat room...
MICHALECOLE
12/29/18 2:19:56 PM
#6
One time this girl in my class emailed me a chain letter about how girls were better than boys and I responded with three words.. your a bitch!

And she reported me and pretty much the same thing happened. My parents were like wtf and made me write an apology email.

That was in like fourth grade. Fast foreword to eighth grade and I made out with her. Take that, bitch
TopicWhat are your favorite mashups?
MICHALECOLE
12/29/18 2:12:20 PM
#5
TopicMaybe 2018 is the year
MICHALECOLE
12/29/18 3:30:08 AM
#8
Id be down to get one

Life if I suddenly had like 10,000$ more in my bank account, Id consider it
TopicListen, all of y'all, it's a sabotage
MICHALECOLE
12/28/18 9:10:32 PM
#4
All you trekkies and tv adicts
TopicDonald Trump is president.
MICHALECOLE
12/28/18 4:57:07 PM
#3
What a joke
TopicDo people in reality actually gift new cars at Christmas with a big bow on them?
MICHALECOLE
12/28/18 4:14:07 AM
#36
FatalAccident posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Also she had to rent the bow from the car place and bring it back

Rofl

It was like 100$
TopicStarted god of war
MICHALECOLE
12/28/18 1:25:40 AM
#6
I got bored with it

Wish I didnt because I know its awesome
TopicDo people in reality actually gift new cars at Christmas with a big bow on them?
MICHALECOLE
12/27/18 10:57:07 PM
#4
Also she had to rent the bow from the car place and bring it back
TopicDo people in reality actually gift new cars at Christmas with a big bow on them?
MICHALECOLE
12/27/18 10:56:41 PM
#3
My sister got one from my mom for her birthday

Bitch never gave me a car
TopicBest Michael Jackson song of these?
MICHALECOLE
12/27/18 10:56:06 PM
#14
I love dirty Diana
TopicShouts out to the white boys who dont rap along to the n-word when it drops
MICHALECOLE
12/27/18 7:01:44 PM
#38
Doctors say in the illest
Cause Im sufferin from realness
Got my (silence) in Paris
And they goin gorillaz
TopicDookie is the only good My Chemical Romance song
MICHALECOLE
12/27/18 6:59:22 PM
#17
B09EThM
rEpOrTeD
TopicDookie is the only good My Chemical Romance song
MICHALECOLE
12/27/18 5:22:02 PM
#15
Green Day is amazing yall can suck a dick
TopicHey, any games with magic in space?
MICHALECOLE
12/27/18 4:55:44 PM
#3
Star Wars
TopicWhy is Superman's upbringing so lost with casuals? SPOILERS
MICHALECOLE
12/27/18 4:53:15 PM
#9
ThePrinceFish posted...
remember pa kent and the tornado?

He sacrificed his life so that his son could grow up fatherless
TopicDookie is the only good My Chemical Romance song
MICHALECOLE
12/27/18 4:52:10 PM
#10
I love my chemical romance. I saw them once when I was in 8th grade at the house of blues right after three cheers for sweet revenge came out. They fucking killed it so hard. And they played the entire album backwards, so the night ended with Helena

So long and goodnight

Still get chills thinking about that concert
TopicThe original HIMYM ending is perfect. I'm not wrong.
MICHALECOLE
12/27/18 1:05:45 PM
#37
I like the part where ted talks about the band the unicorns and their album who will cut our hair when were gone because thats one of my favorite albums ever

Also he has a mustard plug poster and I used to see them live like five times a year
TopicShouts out to the white boys who dont rap along to the n-word when it drops
MICHALECOLE
12/27/18 5:32:14 AM
#4
I say the n word when rapping

Always
TopicI don't know about Rick and Morty.
MICHALECOLE
12/27/18 3:24:19 AM
#6
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
Yellow posted...
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Is it full of the same old men are pervert jokes that were stale when Family Guy first aired?

No

Rick is a pervert about 3 times.

Yeah, Rick's 'thing' is insulting and belittling people less intelligent than he is. Which is pretty much everyone. ^_^

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
TopicOut of rdr 2, Pokémon switch eevee game, ssbu, and katamari reroll
MICHALECOLE
12/27/18 3:18:07 AM
#3
Ive been dying for a Nintendo katamari forever

Sucks its just the first game. Still great, but also classic Nintendo
TopicIn 2020 Russia will have nukes in their military arsenal, can't be intercepted.
MICHALECOLE
12/27/18 3:17:37 AM
#13
papercup posted...
How often do we hear about Russia's new "super weapon" that turns out to be a total fabrication, or otherwise completely impractical?

Uh Ivan drago literally killed Apollo creed
TopicOut of rdr 2, Pokémon switch eevee game, ssbu, and katamari reroll
MICHALECOLE
12/27/18 3:16:33 AM
#1
Ive had the most fun with katamari

Really hope we get 2 or a new one

I think we love katamari was the best but I doubt we get that on the switch
TopicThe funkiest video game music
MICHALECOLE
12/27/18 2:34:21 AM
#12
TopicI don't know about Rick and Morty.
MICHALECOLE
12/26/18 11:38:06 PM
#2
Rick is old like doc from back to the future

Like not really he just looks like it
Topicstop saying your pickle rick
MICHALECOLE
12/26/18 11:36:00 PM
#10
Youre*
TopicCopying Smash Bros and Classic Consoles seems like an easy money idea
MICHALECOLE
12/26/18 9:18:45 PM
#10
If the GameCube had a DVD player the world would be completely different
TopicDo you play music with your windows rolled down?
MICHALECOLE
12/26/18 9:15:20 PM
#10
Sometimes if Im in the mood I do slap my music. Or if its a song Im really feeling. I dont think I have ever listened to fell in love with a girl not at full blast.

Just like you dont give a fuck about my music, I dont give a fuck that you dont give a fuck about my music. Sometimes I have to Tom cruise in Jerry McGuire life.
TopicAm I the only one who laughed when watching this?
MICHALECOLE
12/26/18 9:02:30 PM
#8
ParanoidObsessive posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
What does necropost mean?

It means literally nothing on PotD, where it's effectively impossible.


Interesting
TopicAm I the only one who laughed when watching this?
MICHALECOLE
12/26/18 8:44:20 PM
#6
What does necropost mean?
TopicWatch strap?
MICHALECOLE
12/26/18 8:43:55 PM
#13
urmomishawt04 posted...
Nobody can afford a real watch here. The only true strap is leather or metal.



What makes a watch a real watch?
TopicWhat do you think is the most amazing invention ever?
MICHALECOLE
12/26/18 7:52:04 PM
#12
Toilet
TopicWhat do you do when you get stuck in a game that no one played?
MICHALECOLE
12/26/18 7:49:28 PM
#3
Come to potd and complain about it
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