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Smackems posted...

And playing Diablo 3 local co-op with my buds

Are you playing the new season or just fucking around?

That game burns me out so fast. I keep going back to Diablo 2 every time. If i had to play one game for the rest of my life it's hands down Diablo 2 with the expansion.


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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Bo Bandy Stats:

At Bats: 151
AVG: .483
RBI: 59
HR: 20
Stolen Bases: 0 (he's fat and slow)

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

The fuck you guys all passed out drunk? Goin back to MLB The Show tonight. Bo Bandy has 20 HRs and still in the Double A league with San Antonio.

WAKE UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrQsGeKN6qk

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Just submitted my applications for my Bachelor degree. One class left this semester and i'll have that outta my life. Intro to Python with a professor I know so shouldn't be too bad I guess.

@CanuckCowboy My friend took his daughter up to Albuquerque the other day and went on some kinda Breaking Bad tour thing. They let you buy a bag of meth. He sent me a pic and I guess it's just candy but I imagine if you have that on you on the drive home the cops might be a little interested in that.

Time for some sippy poos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaFjxLMsOuo

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

CanuckCowboy posted...

I've never watched it.

I feel like I should if for no other reason than the fact it would basically be infinite binge watch material whenever I felt like binge watching something.

That's exactly what i'm doing with it. At the end of every episode im like ....well FUCK now I gotta know what happens next. It does a good job of hookin you in.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Took a nap earlier and not im back up drinking. Started rewatching The Walking Dead because I never got very far in it before I stopped watching it.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

This pizza sucked that I got tonight. NEVER leave any ingredient other than cheese out there without bein chopped up. Assholes., Hard to enjoy a pizza when all you taste is that one long ass pepper some asshole didn't cut up at all.


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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Cocaine ended both of their careers in quick fashion.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN3wEdK_vxw

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Almost forgot about this myself

Bottom line: The 2021 Perseid meteor shower is expected to produce the most meteors in the predawn hours of August 11, 12 and 13, in a dark, moonless sky


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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

I don't even know that what I just said made sense?

I am totally wasted right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Gfaqs is fucking sideways. You could also drink too much and pass out on the floor and it'll look right.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

I'm thinking about selling my fiancees feet pics online. Walter will do nice.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Your cat needs to be marketed for serious money. He's too large and only likes a few people. That one car commercial already raped his name.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

I'll get in a cage with Walter.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Or cares.... But as soon as I trip and stumble into a clothing rack... "welll sirrr ill escort myself out if you help me".

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

I do too man, I knew the general color I wanted and that one popped out. It was a lot cheaper than the one they had on their website, so it made it even better. Super good mood now just gotta wait 2-3 weeks for them to get it in.... THANKS covid.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Beer bottles will be fun wit the cat. She likes playing a goalie with the beer bottle caps though.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

This is my new porcelain tile floor soon. Looks like wood, no creeks, cracks, or horseshit to go along with that crap.



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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Thank you. Did you want me to sign something or ....?

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

BilalPowell posted...

You mean still?

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

MabusIncarnate posted...

I'd like to meet the genius that made odorless THC vapes, way too easy to stay baked all day.

I remember walking through a mall in El Paso with my Fiancee and she had her THC vape and she just casually started smoking it in the mall. I was just automatically thinking "What the fuck are you doing?????" I mean you can still see the smoke but you just don't smell shit.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

sabrestorm posted...

So many hulkamaniacs

Fuck Hulk Hogan. He's an actual asshole.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Ok i'll look into the pouches and patches. If I do both at the same time will I get dizzy and start a big fire at Julians gas station?

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

I tried my friends daughters vape the other night..... Didn't seem to have the same kick but yeah I always thought I would gear down to those first. Now I dunno.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

You've never seen My Cousin Vinny?????? Hollly shit.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Wow she's 56. I'd probably still take her to downtown fuck town.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Wait a minute what do you mean by "besides Marisa Tomeis titties? What's wrong with her titties? I haven't seen the movie but ....I wanted to go to town on her since I saw in in My Cousin Vinnys

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Yeah that never made sense to me. Do you want Italian? Get fucking Italian. If you want green chili get fucking Mexican. I always hated how some pizza places sold sandwiches and pasta.... No godamnit I want Pizza.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Hogans got Trumps back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlhowZb0m-s

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Hulk Hogan is an unintentionally funny asshole.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Uncle Phil shoulda wrecked the hell outta that whole set.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Whatcha gonna do when hulkamania can't ride a motorcycle brother!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEWy8wpFnuM

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Found this Italian place i'm going to order from tonight. These assholes put green chili in ravioli, spaghetti and meatballs, and all there other pastas. I said fuck that shit. I'm gonna just get one of their pizzas. I like green chili but I don't see it mixing with Italian food.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFlx2Lnr9Q

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

See that's your destiny calling out to you.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Get fuckered it wakes you right up.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Alright boys lets get loaded. Had a nice productive day, and even found a revo tile I liked better that's a little cheaper per square foot so hell yeah.

Forgot all about this band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k6NhC5o-qA

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Fuck yeah just did a shit ton of yard work getting weeds outta here so that's done. Now i'm just going to go look at some tile samples and pick up a great big bottle of booze on the way home. See ya reaaaaal soon boys.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

MabusIncarnate posted...

Guys I'm at the liquor store working, went too hard on my THC vape I'm high as shit. Boss let's us watch tv when no customers are here so I'm watching animated star wars shows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laNJxOTiul4

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Given how many galaxies they keep finding and just look at how long it takes to get across our own, it's just damn near impossible for it not to happen.

Space is unfathomably big. So why not? Who's to say some planet out there somewhere didn't actually get it right and figure shit out. Due to the time zone difference, they could have been living for trillions of years to get the technology they have to visit us.

Maybe were an intelligent life and they took notice but they're like our babysitters. "Nukes? OHhhhh whoa intervene!" Maybe they just want neighbors.

Anytime someone asks me what I thnk it will be like to die. I always tell them it's the same as before you were born. Eternity doesn't sound so bad when you didn't even notice the dinosaurs running around.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

My sleep schedule is officially fucked again. Woke up at 5am yesterday and when I got home I took a nap and here I am. Well I woke up earlier but drank with my neighbor. Now i'm watching this Top Secret UFO Projects: Declassified series on Netflix.

I always had an interest in this because I love astronomy and my dad used to work for the department of defense and he flat out won't admit area 51 exists or not to this day even though he's had to go to that area. I get on his ass about it and he gets pissed when I bring it up more than anything else. He said he's been to a few other bases in a couple other states where they hold you at gun point as you walk through certain areas. That was usually because they were working with nuclear warheads.

He even told me he was told to get to a very certain gate in Vegas and not to attempt to get on the other plane. He always talks like he doesn't believe in UFOs but I can tell he's seen some shit but they must have some serious threat on him that if he told me I would be killed or something.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

She wanted YOU to walk HER poodle? I woulda went off.

Misread that and now my point still stands. Can't ride your bike because she can't take care of her dog properly.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Booze has a funny way of working with ya. I had 4 big beers tonight and it got a me a little buzzed but it makes me sleepy which is perfect since I gotta get up before the sun does. It's crazy how it does that at the start and then you keep drinking and the ignition gets lit and you go RAGHGHHHHH and go ape shit with each and every passing drink.

I'm gonna pass out watching Jaws tonight. Haven't seen it in forever and I wanna renew my fear of sharks.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

UT1999 posted...

why won't they get it though?

No clue. We actually found someone at worked and asked him about why he wouldn't get vaccinated and he just started laughing and walked away because he didn't have any logic in his head to even defend himself.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Even sounds like "stalllkkkkin cat fooood"

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Walter needs a whole music video where he's sneaking up on shit with this song goin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfab6P0TeIE

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Try to put him in the bathtub and see what happens. I won't even attempt it with my cat. She'd lose her shit.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Just realized with the Covid surge my fiancee is going with her son to see Megadeth, Lamb of God, and Trivium later this month. She can't get vaccinated due to her allergies so her going to Texas in a packed arena sounds like a bad idea. I'll tell her she shouldn't go but she'll do it anyway and if she gets the Delta she's probably fucked.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Oh that's true. Yeah probably best if they're touring.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey

Smashingpmkns posted...

I should clarify that he apparently has a rare genetic condition and the vaccine could actually harm him. So this is actually pretty sad but the right move for everyone involved.

Well this puts a whole new paint job on things. That's fucked to boot because he basically can't get vaccinated. There are some people that can't get vaccinated due to some allergy or something. Got no problem with them at all as long as a doctor can back em up.

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Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey