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| Topic | If you ask a 'cop' if you're being detained and they say yes, what do you do? |
| HotLap 12/26/19 7:26:13 PM #15 | You gotta turn it around on them. Oh Im being detained? NO! Youre being detained! Then you both shout YOURE BEING DETAINED over each other until the crowd that surrounds you is wondering who really is being detained. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Cheems |
| HotLap 12/25/19 8:56:03 PM #383 | Let me try again  --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Cheems |
| HotLap 12/25/19 8:51:51 PM #381 |  --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | what were your favourite films from 2019 |
| HotLap 12/25/19 6:46:04 PM #4 | Either The Lighthouse or Parasite. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | What do you think of the Jackbox games? |
| HotLap 12/22/19 9:46:03 PM #7 | I love them. Quiplash and TeeKO are probably my favorite. There should be a CE Jackbox session sometime! --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | 7 Days of Folk |
| HotLap 12/22/19 2:14:45 AM #16 | Oh cool! There's a song I like by The Bridge City Sinners that I didn't realize was a cover until now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsELOAvR-mE --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Cheems |
| HotLap 12/21/19 9:36:29 PM #316 | Garioshi posted... You know he had to do it to em. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Is calling someone a cumslut moddable? |
| HotLap 12/21/19 4:07:11 PM #5 | Wouldnt you like to know, you filthy little cumslut. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Do you not realize that you are nothing but a large pair of scrubs to me? |
| HotLap 12/20/19 12:08:27 AM #2 | Love that show. Episode four still gets me. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Cheems |
| HotLap 12/18/19 7:21:54 PM #266 | Tag. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | 7 Days of Folk |
| HotLap 12/17/19 7:25:35 PM #6 | |
| Topic | Scenario: You're eating out when you're asked to move table by a group of men. |
| HotLap 12/16/19 2:48:27 PM #13 | I shit myself right then and there. Lets see how badly they want this table. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | What if instead of DoorDash they had AssDash? |
| HotLap 12/15/19 10:40:37 PM #7 | SoundNetwork posted... Eating ass is a meme Not true. But if youre worried about cleanliness I have a solution. Each driver had to send a picture of their clean butthole (along with a picture of todays newspaper) to me for approval before they can start the day. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | What if instead of DoorDash they had AssDash? |
| HotLap 12/15/19 10:31:58 PM #1 | The driver comes to your house, you eat their ass, and then they drive away. Will you invest? --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | My boyfriend won't let me lick his boy pussy |
| HotLap 12/15/19 9:51:22 PM #8 | _Matchabuu_ posted... One day... it will all fit One day we will all collapse into the boy pussy. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | CYOA: You're an angel with only one prayer left to grant. |
| HotLap 12/15/19 11:38:06 AM #91 | MetaMajik posted... This topic gave me a boner. The intended effect. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | I am seriously dating a woman 20 years older than me. Ask me anything (pics) |
| HotLap 12/15/19 1:12:16 AM #25 | BendoHendo posted... Lol do we know each other from the west coast or east coast? East coast. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | I am seriously dating a woman 20 years older than me. Ask me anything (pics) |
| HotLap 12/14/19 10:13:19 PM #19 | Holy shit bruh I think I know you in real life. Looks like shits going well for you. Fuck everyone in this topic whos giving you shit. If youre happy, thats all that matters. Whatd you guys talk about when you first met? --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Inloveanddeath got too drunk to make the thread LET'S DRINK 11 |
| HotLap 12/13/19 11:12:31 PM #98 | MabusIncarnate posted... I work a 45 to 60 hour week, it depends. I'm on salary, during slow season I can work as little as 20 hours a week. Damn dude, what do you do? Sounds like a sweet deal. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | CYOA: You're an angel with only one prayer left to grant. |
| HotLap 12/13/19 9:09:58 PM #84 | HotLap posted... Im a bad man. Sorry everyone. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | CYOA: You're an angel with only one prayer left to grant. |
| HotLap 12/11/19 8:49:56 PM #83 | Im a bad man. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | CYOA: You're an angel with only one prayer left to grant. |
| HotLap 12/10/19 12:40:26 AM #82 | Sorry for the long delay. Im thinking I can make something happen tomorrow. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Eagles are fucking ASS tonight >_> |
| HotLap 12/09/19 9:54:47 PM #4 | NFC East is gonna send a 7/9 team to the playoffs this year. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Should sports fan be allowed to say racist slurs? |
| HotLap 12/09/19 11:42:38 AM #5 | eston posted... Wat RickyTheBAWSE posted... wtf? --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | when it comes to guys, i have a same yet specific type |
| HotLap 12/09/19 11:42:09 AM #22 | No lie, you kinda just described my roommate. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | Everybody, needs somebody |
| HotLap 12/09/19 11:38:32 AM #7 | HOWDY FOLKS ITS DlNNER TIME --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | CYOA: You're an angel with only one prayer left to grant. |
| HotLap 12/08/19 11:29:22 AM #81 | HotLap posted... Keeping it alive until I can update. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | CYOA: You're an angel with only one prayer left to grant. |
| HotLap 12/06/19 9:31:01 PM #80 | Keeping it alive until I can update. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | You're a big shot actor who's set to star in a $150m film. Here's the logline... |
| HotLap 12/06/19 11:11:02 AM #25 | In Roman Times Chicago, DJs start a homeless shelter. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | CYOA: You're an angel with only one prayer left to grant. |
| HotLap 12/05/19 12:58:57 PM #78 | Kircheis posted... Food-wise it's pretty great, got a lot of options here. I can have Chick-fil-A and Steak 'n Shake delivered to me, so that's pretty tight. It's a bit warmer than Washington though. Even some of the nights here have been more uncomfortably warm than I'm used to. Hows the BBQ? Ive never had authentic Texas BBQ before and I want it. I want it bad. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
| Topic | CYOA: You're an angel with only one prayer left to grant. |
| HotLap 12/03/19 11:59:29 PM #76 | Hope everything's going great in Texas, Kircheis. Not sure when I'll get the next update in, I'm still trying to gauge how long it should be and what direction I want it to go. There's a potential for this update to be longer than the last, so I may have to break it into two parts. --- You don't have to put my thighs in the microwave. |
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