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UnfairRepresent 12/16/19 1:54:12 PM #1: |
You're eating at a restaurant with your girlfriend literally partway through your 2nd course when suddenly a gang of mostly large rough tough American men approach you and go "This is our table, you need to move "
You look around and there are no other diners in the restaurant. "Literally every other table is free." your girlfriend rebutts "Yeah but this is OUR table. The one we always have. So move." the barrel chested alpha of the group says while folding his arms. https://i.imgur.com/vPMtW85.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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obeseexplosive 12/16/19 2:04:31 PM #2: |
Throw pocket sand in my girlfriend's face then flee
--- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 12/16/19 2:05:12 PM #3: |
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UnfairRepresent 12/16/19 2:14:56 PM #4: |
obeseexplosive posted...
Throw pocket sand in my girlfriend's face then flee but why? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeoShadowhen 12/16/19 2:17:03 PM #5: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
but why? So shell be temporary debilitated. It will ensure your escape. It will also likely catch the brigands off guard. Nobody eats off my plate. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HBOSS 12/16/19 2:17:41 PM #6: |
manners
maketh man. *gets jumped and beaten by a group --- You don't stop playing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop playing ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 12/16/19 2:18:57 PM #7: |
NeoShadowhen posted...
So shell be temporary debilitated. It will ensure your escape. It will also likely catch the brigands off guard.Sh-sh-shah! --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Offworlder1 12/16/19 2:25:11 PM #8: |
Tell them to fetch me another coca cola before they annoy me and I have to skull fuck them before pissing on their corpses.
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Flockaveli 12/16/19 2:31:53 PM #9: |
You can have this table when we finish eating.
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UnfairRepresent 12/16/19 2:41:35 PM #10: |
Flockaveli posted...
You can have this table when you fix the DAMN DOOR! Fixed --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 12/16/19 2:44:45 PM #11: |
Let them have the table, lol. The hell do I care?
Mrs. DevsBro raises a valid point when she mentions that there are plenty of open tables. Maybe even sit at the next table over and ask them what they like to eat here. Who knows, maybe we'll all become friends. --- 53 LIII 0b110101 p16 0x35 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dorfmann_ 12/16/19 2:46:28 PM #12: |
Spear ---> Jackhammer
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HotLap 12/16/19 2:48:27 PM #13: |
I shit myself right then and there. Lets see how badly they want this table.
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UnfairRepresent 12/16/19 3:52:07 PM #14: |
HotLap posted...
I shit myself right then and there. Lets see how badly they want this table. eww --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/17/19 6:43:22 AM #15: |
NeoShadowhen posted...
But she wasnt trying to take your table --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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