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Oh youre a badass, huh? Name every bad ass.

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Good lord who do you have in RF? And yeah those games where it feels like youre playing better than your opponent but youre getting totally hosed by RNG are the worst.

I really need to drag myself away from BR and play more ranked seasons. I just dont want to play against DeGrom or Cabrera every game (despite that Im contributing to this problem by having them both in my rotation).

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I Like Toast posted...

nah, i think they have to have 3 pitches though.

He's fun though, can get you a shutout inning if you aren't too high rated as people can't sit on his breaking pitches because they're so slow.

P5-ing that Rizzo is awesome, Id definitely be most proud of that one too. Used him a couple times in BR and you hit the nail on the head. If Im in my first couple games hes unstoppable, but once I win a few Ill get matched with better hitters. I think I got that reliever Wood to P2, but had to give up. I cant place a pitch with him to save my life. I like Prior too, but I think people figure his pitch set after 3-4 innings.

My next rarest is that TN Adolis Garcia card at 39. Then TN DeJong at 292, and Jason Bay at 1k-ish. Not really close with anyone else.

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Tell me about your rarest superfractor. I was the 5th to do so on LS Teoscar Hernandez.

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Why does Bill Mazeroski rake so hard for me online?

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randy_123r posted...

MLB games are so hard. I feel bad that l strike out a lot on low change-ups/curve balls.

Change-ups are killing me. Finally laying off sliders a decent amount but I think Im getting worse at picking up change-ups.

Itachi157 posted...

Does it have a good tutorial mode?

Not really from what Ive seen but I didnt really look too hard past the controls.

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gatorsPENSbucs posted...

I love it and thank Xbox and game pass every day for letting me have it. Been waiting forever for a baseball game and this is phenomenal.

also, love the Howard Stern references throughout it, if I had known that I might have bought a PlayStation before

Howard Stern references?

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Ugh just need the Yankees and Angels to complete the Live Series collections without spending money. Ill probably have enough to finish the Yankees today but itll be awhile before I catch the fish.

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Itachi157 posted...

Can you jump in as a relative baseball novice or is everyone on there an MLB pro

I think you definitely can. Theres enough offline Diamond Dynasty content to grind to pick up the game before looking to online play. And I wouldnt say everyone playing online is bringing their best anyways.

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I havent bought a baseball game since MVP Baseball 2005 and picked this up a couple months ago. Cant put it down. Super impressed with all the content theyve pumped out.

Also today I got tired of getting my ass clapped by people with WS banners in BR, so I went to ranked and got matched with a WS banner using 99 DeGrom. Offered a friendly quit immediately that he denied but I ended up winning in ten innings ayyyy

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MrToothHasYou posted...

Finished the first four episodes, still loving it. One of my favorite sketches which hasnt been mentioned yet is the Dan Flashs meeting one. Also the professor eating the guys burger.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, DOUG! YOU FUCKING SKUNK!

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You think this is slicked back? This is PUSHED back.

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This topic is incredible. Also Im just gonna recommend the Blowback podcast about the Iraq War.

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Outer Wilds

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Booked a train ticket to NYC. Im gonna fuck Mr. Met.

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https://youtu.be/IARr93-koAI

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Gotta bend down to sniff the product.

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Oh man hes waiting here for me. Youre waiting for me, Mr. Met?

Oh man I think I want to fuck Mr. Met.



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F9 was miles better than F8 and H&S. They went to space.

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Garioshi posted...

HE JUST FLEXED AND THE CAST CAME OFF WHAT caps

Daddys got to go to work.

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People comfortable around friends. More at 11.

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HotCum

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Fast Five definitely is when the franchise realized what he fans want and executed it most effectively.

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vegys can lick too

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I bought 20 shares of AMC at $14.09 back in January. Finally took out my initial investment, just gonna let the rest coast.

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Got my second Pfizer on Monday. Tuesday was rough, but were feeling good now.

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hockeybub89 posted...

Yikes. Does he smoke?

Nope, so hes got that going for him.

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Got my second vaccine COVID shot two hours ago and promptly took the subway to load myself full of poutine before I sleep for 36 hours.

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hockeybub89 posted...

They probably don't season their well done steak.

I have a friend who likes his steak well-done and Ive straight up told him that I refuse to go to a steakhouse with him. He also doesnt like onions.

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MC_BatCommander posted...

Onion and garlic are two key ingredients in so many good dishes

This. Anyone with any other view is lifeless and dead.

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Guide posted...

Just sounds like a stealth brag about his massive penis tbh

The Sackville-Bagginses meanwhile, have massive, bloated scrotums.

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I thought we were going to get only manslaughter at best. This is a pleasant surprise.

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Um, vanilla extract has uh... beaver asshole in it. I like to smell vanilla extract up close. But now Ive learned that Im getting my nose real up in beaver asshole.

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Parappa09 posted...

thats good to hear man, im proud of you for keeping that up

Thanks bro :)

Error1355 posted...

I've noticed I am drinking more now that I'm home every night, but if I keep busy I have zero desire for alcohol. It's only when I'm chillin at home and the end of the night starts to come.

I can't wait for my second vaccine and I can feel a bit more comfortable going out more with friends and hanging out with family. Will slow down my lazy chill drinking. =P

Yeah this is where I really struggled. Even when I was playing games on discord with friends, I was still killing a six pack a night while doing it. Really itching for the vaccine myself to take away that temptation.

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My drinking went up during quarantine and I was already drinking too much before quarantine started. I probably got drunk every single day of the summer. Six months and a day ago I had a really stressful day and after I got home I drank an entire 750 of whiskey. Had a horrible hangover that lasted all day and that night had a horrible chest pain. I didn't know if years of drinking caught up with me or I just overdid it the next before, but I had never had that happen to me before. I didn't know if I fucked up my heart or if it was even possible for one night of drinking to do that. Basically stopped out of sheer panic.

It turned out to be really bad acid reflux and that was my first flare up. Still feels good to have stuck with it though.

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EnvoyOfTheLight posted...

Vampire-run towns give better heals and -much- better quest rewards, if you can survive 3 loops of zombies.

They also give orbs of expansion, which is needed to build a lot of buildings/upgrades. Also if you pass a village and add the vampire mansion behind you, youll only need to fight the vampire/ghouls twice before they become a Counts Lands.

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Also can we talk about how much the boss music slaps?

https://youtu.be/mvnxWqYzF1E

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I went from not understanding rogue at all to it being my favorite class. Just beat the second boss with it.

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Beat the lich as the rogue yesterday. Just flood the board with spiders to maximize the amount of trophies you get and snatch the Picky trait. I was on loop 8 or 9 with some level 14 gear.

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BlueBoy675 posted...

Then she isnt the perfect girl

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I cant seem to beat the lich as the rogue. Not sure what the optimal rogue build is. Ive been prioritizing crit chance/crit damage and hoping for the ratwolf trait, so I can one-shot monsters while they attack the wolf.

The warrior seems pretty balanced, but the necromancer seems overpowered. I unlocked it tonight and decided to do a quick expedition. I was basically unstoppable the entire time. The lich didnt even get past my magic hp.

Havent done many chapter 2 expeditions. Based on the couple runs Ive done, it seems like you need to make a lot more loops before the boss can be summoned.

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HotLap posted...

Look at me go.

Just bragging at this point but I also got Oregon State over Tennesee.

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HotLap posted...

Ohio State losing in the first round was the spiciest pick of my bracket. I have zero faith that Oral Roberts will hold this lead though.

Look at me go.

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TroutPaste posted...

Uh oh Ohio State

Ohio State losing in the first round was the spiciest pick of my bracket. I have zero faith that Oral Roberts will hold this lead though.

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Trying to watch via the Paramount app on my PS4 and it keeps crashing. Is this app dogshit for anyone else?

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Future_Trunks posted...

ya'll still missing out on EMHLF... 15 bucks EOY

Gimme the DD baby.

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