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say hey fam
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CanuckCowboy posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Ewww seltzered alcohol is ass.

Yeah I dunno why its a big thing suddenly but it aint for me.

I havent really liked any spiked seltzer until this one. My buddy brought it over because it was a meme and then we both genuinely really enjoyed it haha.

Im out of the Claws now though. Drinking High Life then will probably switch to bourbon soon.
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Been drinking White Claws lately and theyre surprisingly good.

Aint no laws when youre drinking claws.
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It's a significant step down for ya boi :(
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Here I am.
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member
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Aggressively
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B
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slimfizzle4 posted...

Eevee-Trainer posted...

Yeah that one I think. It's been so long that I barely remember it.

Yeah we kept that topic alive to 500 even when he quit updating it. :(

Sorry @slimfizzle4 and @Eevee-Trainer :(

When I was writing that one I wasnt exactly in the best headspace. I wasnt anywhere near suicidal or anything, but writing about a depressed character trying to justify his own suicide wasnt exactly healthy for me at the time. I would like to give that one a proper ending though. Im in a much better place now and I had some good ideas on where the story could go. If I end up reviving it, itll probably be on the Aerial Assault board where I can have a lot more time between updates, instead of having to fill the topic with constant bumps so it doesnt purge.
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Had to fight over that Boomshot on Gridlock every time.
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He didn't even fucking sit.
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Hydrogen peroxide.
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Im so hungover so yea. I need terrible breakfasts food in my broken body.
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That Romero-Costa fight was INCREDIBLE. Costa sticking his tongue out at Romero and doing his salute was a solid BM. Holy shit I need a rematch of this fight.
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EndOfDiscOne posted...

Maybe self defense? Let's wait for all the facts.

What? Did you watch the video? The guy is just sitting at the bar when McGregor ducks by a few people to clock him in the face.
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I prefer gin in bucket form, consumed with turkey basters.
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I dont eat much fish, but I want to start cooking it more.
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Proper 12 is a garbage whiskey. Good on the old boy for taking a thwap instead of drinking that swill.
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Giant_Aspirin posted...

i smoke weed because i like being high tbh

This. The medicinal benefits are great, but I dont have glaucoma. I just like melting into the couch at the end of a long day.
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Rika_Furude posted...

Am I a cute bunnygirl dragon maid lesbian? I would want to have cute lesbian sex with cute japanese women

Your current human sexual inclinations are still with you in your normal rabbit body.
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The debate rages on.
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WilliamPorygon posted...

I'd probably take a third option

Can rabbits eat their own ass? That's the only third option I'm giving you. Once you indulge though, the other two options are off the table.

GSWarriors- posted...

Fuck female humans if I still had a human dick on my rabbit body

You got a bunny dick.

TheGleamEyes posted...

So if you manage to make baby rabbits, are they just regular rabbits? or rabbit with human intellect hybrids?

Now this man is thinking. I'm gonna say rabbits with human intellect hybrids. You could be the god of the super rabbits until you die from a camera flash or some shit.
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You can communicate with rabbits now too. Humans don't understand you, but you still have a human's mind. So you could spell shit out with your rabbit pellets or something but it'll take awhile. Gonna be tough to convince a human to let you clap ass.

Do you adjust to rabbit life and start a rabbit family? Or will you never give up on the chase?

Probably won't matter for very long anyways, rabbits die like hella fast.
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She garshed all over me.
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@bossjony
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Lennys not God or his father. My moneys on Bagel Boss.
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Dark, Season 2 Episode 6

When its revealed that Michael wasnt depressed at all, but Jonas ended up causing his suicide by going back in time to try to prevent it.
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eston posted...

And all 8 of the victims who were still being treated declined to meet him, even though they had met with local politicians the day before. They literally had to bring 2 of the victims back to the hospital who had already been released in order to get his stupid photo ops

One of them was a baby whos parents had both been killed in the El Paso shooting. Hes literally smiling with a big thumbs up next to an orphan whose parents were killed as a result of his rhetoric.
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Prob go to some place that is on the ground.
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Spank yourself hard over and over until your ass is red and swollen.
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Looks like its time for my annual playthrough.
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Itll be the Astros, all the Yankees are dead.

Personally Im hoping for the Twins or Brewers (assuming my Red Sox are eliminated, which is looking more likely every day).
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I dont need new ways to hate myself.
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jpenny2 posted...

My dad got stung in face by a wasp.

Haha what an idiot
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Yo vegy what the FUCK
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Parappa09 posted...

HotLap posted...

It's just gonna be me and another guy at the new place.

and you didn't even consider moving in with parapps? :(

We are though, youre the other guy.
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Parappa09 posted...

will this be the first place for yourself?

Nah, I moved out of my parents' place almost five years ago, but I've always lived with roommates. It's just gonna be me and another guy at the new place.

Buuuut, I think I got the new place! I'mma be soaping up in that fancy shower every day.
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What did you hope to accomplish by making this topic?
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I would say vegy, but it don't make no difference. I'll clap that ass either way.
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smoliske posted...

they did surgery on a grape

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Trumpo posted...

Post listing plz

No don't do that

Back off, it's mine.
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I just saw an amazing place today that I'm going to apply to tomorrow morning. I can't wait to be nervous all weekend.

Like look at this fucking shower. I want this shit fam.

https://imgur.com/yho9Mxo
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We have to go back, SocialistGamer!

WE HAVE TO GO BACK!
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What if Friday was your dad and hes proud of you?
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Hey vegy what the FUCK
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I can't do that to @Parappa09. He makes me squirt so hard I need an IV.
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