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TopicMattis: 600-word resignation letter
Giant_Aspirin
12/27/18 11:33:20 AM
#8
Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...
General Mattis should've hired a cartoonist to draw pictures to explain his resignation.

Frankly, this is his fault - any good writer has to know his/her audience.


and the pictures should've been in crayon
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TopicDo you skip TV show intros on DVD or Netflix?
Giant_Aspirin
12/27/18 11:32:11 AM
#2
it depends on the show and how long the intro is.
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TopicTo this day I still cannot play Braid
Giant_Aspirin
12/27/18 11:27:34 AM
#5
i thought it was clever and fun.
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TopicI'm starting to no longer give a shit about climate change
Giant_Aspirin
12/27/18 11:25:59 AM
#7
refmon posted...
I don't get why they keep reminding us little guys instead of huge companies


because we buy things from the huge companies
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TopicWhat should i buy from steam sale
Giant_Aspirin
12/27/18 11:13:21 AM
#2
what are you looking for?
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Playing: Octopath Traveler, Soul Calibur VI, Smash Ultimate, Dead Cells
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TopicMattis: 600-word resignation letter
Giant_Aspirin
12/27/18 10:59:03 AM
#2
his gigantic brain can't be bothered with such trivial matters
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TopicDo you still drink soda?
Giant_Aspirin
12/27/18 10:50:17 AM
#52
Philoktetes posted...
i dont understand how people drink water

it has no taste


water is the most refreshing drink in existence. it's the best.

I don't understand how people don't drink water.

Blue_Target posted...
Gave it up 3 years ago. It was tough considering that alternatives like juice actually has more sugar than Coke. Now its mainly water or vitamin water zero for me.


consider tea. it comes in a wide variety of flavors and is relatively cheap.
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TopicDo you still drink soda?
Giant_Aspirin
12/27/18 10:31:22 AM
#48
i have like one or two a month.

with meals i exclusively have water

for caffeine i drink coffee or tea
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TopicWell, just did my second hour or so in Smash Ultimate. Hmmmm.
Giant_Aspirin
12/27/18 10:24:15 AM
#39
Sunhawk posted...
But yeah, I didn't beat any of them.


as others have said, the challengers will reappear after a set time (idk what it is). go to the "other modes" menu and in the bottom-right corner will be a door.
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TopicSouljaConsole outselling all other consoles by a yuge margin
Giant_Aspirin
12/27/18 10:22:48 AM
#5
If the picture is to be believed, the SouljaGame outputs to a TV via RCA cables, so hopefully you still have a TV that even has RCA ports.

this is amazing
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TopicWell, just did my second hour or so in Smash Ultimate. Hmmmm.
Giant_Aspirin
12/27/18 10:19:28 AM
#36
"A new challenger appears" will trigger every 10 minutes but only after you've backed out to a menu. this will happen naturally after every regular "smash" battle. if you're doing something like classic mode you'll only hit the menu after you've finished. when doing spirit/adventure mode you need to manually back out to the menu.

it's pretty simple.
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TopicWhat should I get: Monster Hunter World or Cuphead and Dark Souls 3?
Giant_Aspirin
12/27/18 10:07:00 AM
#5
Cuphead + DkS3

but i am biased towards Soulsborne
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TopicWell, just did my second hour or so in Smash Ultimate. Hmmmm.
Giant_Aspirin
12/27/18 10:00:01 AM
#17
Sunhawk posted...
But, after 2 hours, I'm still stuck with the original 8 characters.


you're doing something really wrong. you should get a new unlock every ~10 minutes

Sunhawk posted...
It's still too hard for me to beat enemy characters. They keep seeming to jump back onto the platforms.


yeah that's like, the point of the game. use your smash attacks (direction + attack) when the enemy has high damage and you'll send 'em flying
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TopicDoes anyone else cringe when they see/hear "I REALLY want this game, but...
Giant_Aspirin
12/27/18 9:57:10 AM
#39
Lord_Wombat posted...
You're not special, why do you "deserve" to pay less for something that others are paying a set amount for?


i dont have the impression those folks think that way at all.

what a weird thing to get angry about
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TopicTaxi man turned on the radio and the Jay-Z song was on
Giant_Aspirin
12/27/18 9:38:00 AM
#10
*nods yeah like YEEEEAH*
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TopicList every job you've ever had. Also, rough time periods you won't them.
Giant_Aspirin
12/27/18 9:35:36 AM
#19
Grocery store - ~8 years (bagger for 6mo; stock for 7.5yr)

Programmer - 12.5yr (current)
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TopicBest Sub Joint
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 4:06:49 PM
#2
all of the Quiznos in my area went out of business years ago :(
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Playing: Octopath Traveler, Soul Calibur VI, Smash Ultimate, Dead Cells
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TopicHow aware of the day and date are you generally?
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 3:45:37 PM
#5
i always know the day of the week

the date im usually within a day or two
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Playing: Octopath Traveler, Soul Calibur VI, Smash Ultimate, Dead Cells
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TopicMy dad says I can get another car for cheap from a police auction...
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 2:21:13 PM
#6
on rare occasion you'll find a nice, new car that was seized from a dealer or something but most of them are junkers like eston said.

another way to find a great deal on a car is to buy one from an old person who barely drives it.
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Playing: Octopath Traveler, Soul Calibur VI, Smash Ultimate, Dead Cells
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TopicShould I get BOTW on Switch when I already have it on Wii U?
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 2:10:07 PM
#12
i got a NS long after finishing BotW on WiiU and i don't really have any desire to buy it right away because im not itching to replay it. if that day ever comes i'll definitely re-buy the game on NS though.
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TopicWhat type of phone do you have?
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 2:02:37 PM
#2
Nexus 6P
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TopicMy little cousin entering high school next year cant have a smartphone
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 2:02:13 PM
#19
does she realize that these same girls can just print the nudes off and place them inside his mailbox or something?
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Playing: Octopath Traveler, Soul Calibur VI, Smash Ultimate, Dead Cells
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TopicAnyone remember the name of that Smash clone those guys from project M did?
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 1:57:42 PM
#9
apparently its on Steam in EA

https://icons.gg/
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Playing: Octopath Traveler, Soul Calibur VI, Smash Ultimate, Dead Cells
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Topicjoestarrr clogged the toilet in my parent's house
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 1:52:08 PM
#62
i hope you later clogged her b hole with your d
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Playing: Octopath Traveler, Soul Calibur VI, Smash Ultimate, Dead Cells
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TopicWoah, I got tipped four times at work so far. Three 20s and one ten.
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 12:23:27 PM
#5
Kitt posted...
I sit at a desk in the corner of a large hotel lobby and tell people how to get around the building and/or city.


so like a concierge?
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Playing: Octopath Traveler, Soul Calibur VI, Smash Ultimate, Dead Cells
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TopicWoah, I got tipped four times at work so far. Three 20s and one ten.
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 12:18:41 PM
#2
what do you do?
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TopicWhich of the big 3 modern game consoles do you own?
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 11:49:18 AM
#2
PS4/Switch/PC covers all bases
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TopicWhat's your preferred emulation setup?
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 11:46:26 AM
#5
just play on PC because of graphical options and controller choices.

Caution999 posted...
Every system should come out with a classic version tbh

MADE BY FIRST PARTY AND NOT CRAP

*cough Sony and Sega*


Sega's cool though because they sell their games on Steam for like $2/each.
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Playing: Octopath Traveler, Soul Calibur VI, Smash Ultimate, Dead Cells
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TopicI recently caused chaos to a subreddit and got banned from it LMAO.
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 11:33:32 AM
#6
i thought we were special other-vegy :(
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Topicmy neighbor smokes weed, flavored vape pens, cigars and cigarrettes
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 11:32:19 AM
#4
so do you think people should have the right to smoke inside their own residence? or should the government step in and prohibit it?
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Playing: Octopath Traveler, Soul Calibur VI, Smash Ultimate, Dead Cells
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Topicmy neighbor smokes weed, flavored vape pens, cigars and cigarrettes
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 11:28:02 AM
#2
you could hope that the city implements rules and regulations to prevent you from experiencing something you don't like by banning smoking inside residences?

or maybe you could exercise your free market rights and move into a building that doesn't allow smoking indoors?
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TopicWould you eat these tacos?
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 11:06:48 AM
#5
noped right out of there once the title loaded
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Playing: Octopath Traveler, Soul Calibur VI, Smash Ultimate, Dead Cells
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TopicBallad of Buster Scruggs was entertaining but, man, is it depressing (spoilers)
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 11:01:23 AM
#11
averagejoel posted...
Veggeta X posted...
The movie was tryna make Buster look like a dumb fuck but he's got pretty good survival and instinctive skills, and he knows how to use a gun.

I read Buster as being an analogy for the US

a dumbass instigator who shoots opponents before the fight even starts


when did Buster ever do that? he always fought fair and played by the rules.
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TopicBallad of Buster Scruggs was entertaining but, man, is it depressing (spoilers)
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 10:50:17 AM
#7
averagejoel posted...
the one with all the people in the coach ended on a kinda neutral note


i kinda got the impression that hotel was purgatory? or maybe even hell? the knockers on the front door were an angel and Baphomet.

averagejoel posted...
buster scruggs' story and the one with james franco were too cartoonish to actually be depressing imo


Buster's definitely but Fraco's was abrupt and still kinda dark imo. dude thinks he's rescued but he goes right back into the fire. then he sees a pretty girl and BAM, dead. but the bank employee was fucking hilarious.
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TopicBallad of Buster Scruggs was entertaining but, man, is it depressing (spoilers)
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 10:41:02 AM
#4
GregShmedley posted...
Which one ended on the somewhat positive note? Trying to remember off the top of the head.


the guy who found mister pocket. i got the impression he survived the ordeal.

averagejoel posted...
I saw it like 4 days ago and I'm still thinking about that bit with the table


you mean in Buster's story? yeah that was pretty great.
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Playing: Octopath Traveler, Soul Calibur VI, Smash Ultimate, Dead Cells
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TopicBallad of Buster Scruggs was entertaining but, man, is it depressing (spoilers)
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 10:34:59 AM
#1
out of the six stories told i think only one ends on a somewhat positive note.

but, damn, are the Cohen Brother's masters at creating memorable characters.
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Topicwhat is good to buy on the Switch
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 10:31:05 AM
#31
Dead Cells is one of my favorite games from 2018. im not big into the rogue genre but its a ton of fun.

im really enjoying Octopath Traveler. it's a great dose of old-school JRPG. my only gripe is that it features eight characters with completely disjointed stories that don't connect in any way. at all. otherwise i really, really like it.

monkmith posted...
xenoblade 2 is great, probably the best JRPG i've played in a while (much better then DQ11). the expansion is supposed to be good too.


fwiw i didn't care for XB2 very much. it's quite the time sink. i gave it like 40 hours of time and i was barely half-way through the game and i just gave up because i completely lost interest. pinky's gripes cover mine as well for the most part.
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TopicNever played Okami, does it hold up?
Giant_Aspirin
12/26/18 10:19:04 AM
#9
i played it for the first time a few years ago, so well after the initial release. i thought it aged just fine and i really liked it. but, man, some of those cutscenes just drag on and you can't make them talk faster.
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Topicremember Soda Shaq?
Giant_Aspirin
12/22/18 2:42:04 PM
#4
never heard of this before but my first thought was a larger than average can of soda with Shaq's giant mug right on the front. so i googled it and the results made me happy. that is amazing but also sad because i never got to try it :(
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Playing: Octopath Traveler, Soul Calibur VI, Smash Ultimate, Dead Cells
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TopicCheesecake is the best dessert
Giant_Aspirin
12/22/18 2:37:32 PM
#15
some nice new york cheesecake with raspberry sauce is one of the greatest desserts ever to exist.

i love cheesecake but its so damn heavy and calorie dense, i only eat it on rare occasions.
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TopicElon Musks points at you and calls you a pedophile.
Giant_Aspirin
12/21/18 4:38:42 PM
#5
sue him for defamation
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TopicI've been experimenting with heating pot pies via microwave.
Giant_Aspirin
12/21/18 4:25:05 PM
#11
i microwave the marie calendar's ones for 10 minutes like the box says and let it sit for a couple after the timer goes off
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TopicWhy is Star Wars: The Force Awakens aging so badly?
Giant_Aspirin
12/21/18 4:20:04 PM
#3
has it aged badly or has the hype just worn off?
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TopicI just joined the company and I have to attend the holiday party. I hate this.
Giant_Aspirin
12/21/18 3:45:33 PM
#3
yes you're required to attend and you're also required to have fun.
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Playing: Octopath Traveler, Soul Calibur VI, Smash Ultimate, Dead Cells
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Topicdo you enjoy bullying me?
Giant_Aspirin
12/21/18 3:18:47 PM
#11
have you ever stopped to think about why it is that people on here treat you the way they do? you can never change other people, but you can change yourself.

like, you repeatedly post shit with no goal other than "pwning the libs" and then you wonder why people have such negative reactions to your posts.
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Topicwhat the fuck did you guys get your parents for christmas
Giant_Aspirin
12/21/18 3:06:16 PM
#13
i dont exchange gifts for christmas but when i do have to buy my parents a gift i just take them out for dinner at a restaurant of their choice.
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Playing: Octopath Traveler, Soul Calibur VI, Smash Ultimate, Dead Cells
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TopicIf you are employed, what did you get as your christmas bonus?
Giant_Aspirin
12/21/18 2:10:42 PM
#25
iClockwork is hothlin right?

on topic: we get a bonus day off that can be used anytime in December.
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Playing: Octopath Traveler, Soul Calibur VI, Smash Ultimate, Dead Cells
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TopicWhat's it like living in a place where it snows regularly?
Giant_Aspirin
12/21/18 2:03:14 PM
#17
beautiful to look at

absolutely shitty to travel in
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