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| Topic | ITT We name characters that are based around speed |
| Garioshi 04/27/24 4:20:22 PM #19 | Impulse
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | It's literally 2024 and you still haven't played Ultrakill |
| Garioshi 04/26/24 1:04:13 PM #13 | bump
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | What buttons did you hold down when throwing a poke ball? |
| Garioshi 04/26/24 12:43:39 PM #9 | I tapped the Poke Ball in the center of the screen
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Man budges literally a ton of weight. |
| Garioshi 04/26/24 11:52:10 AM #4 | I would be absolutely terrified of the bar snapping in half
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | It's literally 2024 and you still haven't played Ultrakill |
| Garioshi 04/26/24 11:50:34 AM #6 | nekrodev posted...
never heard of it.It's the only game in the genre I can actually stand. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Star Ocean 3: Till the End of Time, good game or nah? |
| Garioshi 04/26/24 11:48:02 AM #20 | Great game. My only real complaint is that the dungeons are generally terrible.
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | It's literally 2024 and you still haven't played Ultrakill |
| Garioshi 04/26/24 10:17:39 AM #3 | deoxxys posted...
It's still in early access.It's more feature-complete than 90% of today's AAA games and it just keeps getting more content --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | It's literally 2024 and you still haven't played Ultrakill |
| Garioshi 04/25/24 11:45:57 PM #1 | What's your excuse?
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | If you change the "W" in Wario around |
| Garioshi 04/25/24 11:17:16 PM #4 | 3ario
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | The New York Times Is Super Mad at Biden |
| Garioshi 04/25/24 11:16:38 PM #5 | Hexenherz posted...
I mean, maybe, but what about Trump who cancelled press conferences altogether and was revoking press passes from journalists and stuffBoth of them are bad, but the NYT pretending to be a bastion of journalism is absolutely hilarious. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Guess Who Bought The Onion? |
| Garioshi 04/25/24 10:34:54 PM #6 | hoooly shit more ONN
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Tales of Zesteria... Good game or nah? |
| Garioshi 04/25/24 4:31:17 PM #19 | The worst Tales I've played by a wide margin. The soundtrack is phenomenal, though.
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Paper Mario TTYD Overview Trailer! |
| Garioshi 04/25/24 3:54:09 PM #23 | Why did they choose the most annoying voice possible
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | What are your top 10 games of the decade thus far? |
| Garioshi 04/25/24 10:53:31 AM #17 | bump
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | What are your top 10 games of the decade thus far? |
| Garioshi 04/24/24 6:52:32 PM #7 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
It's one of the only 3D platformers I can think of whose primary focus is actually 3D platforming instead of collecting shit in a way that MIGHT involve 3D platforming if it feels like it. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | What are your top 10 games of the decade thus far? |
| Garioshi 04/24/24 6:02:36 PM #1 | I'm counting 2020 as part of the 2020's because it obviously should be. That being said,
10. The Case of the Golden Idol 9. Corn Kidz 64 8. Pizza Tower 7. Sea of Stars 6. Resident Evil 4 Remake 5. The Sekimeiya: Spun Glass 4. Inscryption 3. Hitman III 2. Pseudoregalia 1. Ultrakill --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Why were 6th-gen JRPGs obsessed with the slowest animations known to man? |
| Garioshi 04/24/24 12:56:15 AM #27 | thisworld posted...
You were 11 years old when you signed up here? Doesn't pass the smell testI was, yes. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Why were 6th-gen JRPGs obsessed with the slowest animations known to man? |
| Garioshi 04/23/24 11:52:02 PM #24 | LordFarquad1312 posted...
Only boomers refer to console generations by number.I'm 23 --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Man it's hard to go back to old Mario games after Mario Odyssey |
| Garioshi 04/23/24 11:44:21 PM #24 | HylianFox posted...
???I agree that he's very fun to control, but it's not good for the level of precision the game asks of you. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Why were 6th-gen JRPGs obsessed with the slowest animations known to man? |
| Garioshi 04/23/24 9:36:05 PM #11 | Yu-gi-oh!: The Falsebound Kingdom also did this and it was a fucking RTS oh my god how did anyone ever play through that
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Man it's hard to go back to old Mario games after Mario Odyssey |
| Garioshi 04/23/24 6:42:17 PM #8 | HylianFox posted...
The camera was the only sucky part of SM64Nah, Mario has WAY too much momentum in 64. Once you hit the jump button, you pretty much can't adjust that jump outside of microscopic movements to the left and right. When you land, you keep going for about 5 Mario lengths before you come to a full stop. You can dive, but that only puts you even more out of control. Mario also really likes to slide at the slightest incline, and sliding is even more uncontrollable than jumping. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Would you date a woman with a man's name? |
| Garioshi 04/23/24 12:42:15 PM #27 | Whatever her name is is definitionally a woman's name though
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Why were 6th-gen JRPGs obsessed with the slowest animations known to man? |
| Garioshi 04/23/24 12:25:00 PM #9 | Iodine posted...
What is an example of a "6th-gen JRPG"?The 6th console generation is PS2/Gamecube/Xbox/Dreamcast. One of the worst offenders of the generation is Xenosaga. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Why were 6th-gen JRPGs obsessed with the slowest animations known to man? |
| Garioshi 04/23/24 11:13:05 AM #1 | Did none of the developers have any concern for the people that were going to be playing them?
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Tales games ranked |
| Garioshi 04/22/24 10:30:27 PM #17 | Abyss
Xillia Xillia 2 Berseria Graces F Dawn of the New World Vesperia Symphonia Phantasia Zestiria Radiant Mythology 1 --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | First/ Tutorial Bosses that will kick your ass |
| Garioshi 04/22/24 9:25:49 PM #38 | Shimano in Yakuza Kiwami if you upgraded wrong
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Yankees manager got ejected because umpire confused fan yelling for him |
| Garioshi 04/22/24 6:01:46 PM #40 | Aaron Boone getting ejected? Must be a day ending in Y.
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Can't believe 'Fly' is the lowest rated episode of Breaking Bad on IMDb |
| Garioshi 04/22/24 3:10:09 PM #15 | Fly is mostly disliked by people that think that the show is about how Walter White is a badass. Case in point:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/352b5e05.jpg --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Sonic Heroes is the 3D Sonic game that everyone always says they want |
| Garioshi 04/22/24 1:52:41 PM #22 | Sonic Heroes has incredible janky charm. I've never played a game where I'm playing normally but the developers didn't line something up right and I blast off into the sunset at Mach 14.
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Studio Pierrot admits japanese animators are under pressure |
| Garioshi 04/22/24 12:01:59 PM #26 | I thought this was going to be about the insane working conditions that Japanese animators have to deal with, but no, it's just "censorship is when no boob". Adjusting your product to appeal to a broader demographic is not censorship, it's just good business sense.
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | video game-y video games with non terrible writing |
| Garioshi 04/22/24 12:49:38 AM #30 | Corn Kidz 64
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | 68,116 users have access to CE. Only 300 joined the GameFAQs/CE discord. |
| Garioshi 04/22/24 12:45:56 AM #12 | I don't know 80% of you and the only reason this board is remotely bearable is because I've blocked another 15% of the remaining users over the course of years. I do not want to go to a server where those users are active participants in a conversation.
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Regenerating health or health pickups? |
| Garioshi 04/21/24 4:39:28 PM #35 | Ultrakill solved it. The only way you can regain health is to bathe in the blood of your enemies, meaning you don't avoid combat at low health.
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | I'm for $60 billion aid to Ukraine but we could also use the same amount to help |
| Garioshi 04/21/24 11:24:49 AM #15 | What about taking $100 billion from our obscenely bloated military budget instead
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare was GREAT |
| Garioshi 04/21/24 9:40:55 AM #2 | bump
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Tales of the Abyss... good game or nah? |
| Garioshi 04/20/24 11:14:09 PM #54 | WarfireX posted...
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Tales of the Abyss... good game or nah? |
| Garioshi 04/19/24 11:31:10 PM #2 | The best Tales by a wide margin.
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare was GREAT |
| Garioshi 04/19/24 10:09:51 PM #1 | Did not feel the movie was meandering for a SECOND. Highly recommend a watch.
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Silent Hill 2 Remake: Taking criticisms to heart? |
| Garioshi 04/19/24 2:46:16 PM #2 | I'm not convinced they changed anything aside of the lighting. His face only looked super thin because of the heavy shadows.
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | What's wrong with Magic: The Gathering? |
| Garioshi 04/19/24 2:44:11 PM #6 | Hasbro owns Wizards and is trying to wring every single cent they can out of the game by flooding the market with new sets, going all-in on appealing to speculators by making 10 versions of the same card, and charging murder prices for what should be essential cards. I believe you can still have a good time playing Magic if you stick to Commander and find a playgroup that isn't SUPER competitive, but it's definitely harder than it was before.
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | How the hell do you get used to keyboard and mouse controls? |
| Garioshi 04/19/24 2:13:54 PM #15 | wackyteen posted...
I have consoles, so if a game feels more like a console game, why wouldn't I just play it there?PC is almost always cheaper, and your PC is probably gonna run the game better than a console. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | How the hell do you get used to keyboard and mouse controls? |
| Garioshi 04/19/24 1:53:20 PM #5 | I'm right up there with you. I can only do KBM on a handful of games, but I imagine you really have to build up the muscle memory and intuition for it to work out.
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Fucking Aquaman?!? |
| Garioshi 04/19/24 10:21:25 AM #8 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/77fe61c5.jpg
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | People like this are why I hesitate to take anyone who trashes Engage seriously. |
| Garioshi 04/19/24 10:12:21 AM #15 | Engage does not have a story to criticize
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | When dating, do you tend to end up with a certain ethnicity more than others? |
| Garioshi 04/17/24 6:35:26 PM #8 | bump
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | When dating, do you tend to end up with a certain ethnicity more than others? |
| Garioshi 04/17/24 4:29:54 PM #1 |
I was talking about this with my girlfriend and we both tend to end up with South Asians more than anyone else, completely unintentionally. --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Stupid cat |
| Garioshi 04/17/24 3:22:48 PM #9 | Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
I have those shoesBut I'm wearing them right now? --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Stupid cat |
| Garioshi 04/17/24 2:15:17 PM #4 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d4b5326b.jpg
Why is his ass green --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Larger blight on humanity - AI art, or Fandom? |
| Garioshi 04/17/24 2:04:25 PM #8 | Fandom is one of the biggest parasites the Internet has ever seen. AI art can at least be theoretically used in an ethical way.
--- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
| Topic | Stupid cat |
| Garioshi 04/17/24 1:56:49 PM #1 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/716498c5.jpg
Got his claw stuck in the show and had to flail with a shoe attached to him to get unstuck --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 |
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