Current Events > Is it illegal to fart next to someone on purpose?

Topic List
Page List: 1
RashodBateman
09/14/22 11:26:20 PM
#1:


Is it a crime to intentionally get close to someone for the purpose of releasing gas in their vicinity?

---
The #22 ranked Penn State Nittany Lions are UNDEFEATED!! (2-0)
Next Opponent: @ Auburn | 17 September 2022, 3:30 p.m.
... Copied to Clipboard!
AsucaHayashi
09/14/22 11:26:56 PM
#2:


would fall under harrassment

---
http://abload.de/img/pcgamingxtuvt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9Yv0R2Z.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher
09/14/22 11:28:14 PM
#3:


Are you trying to get your mm locked up?

---
R1R1R1R1R1R1
... Copied to Clipboard!
#4
Post #4 was unavailable or deleted.
wackyteen
09/14/22 11:29:07 PM
#5:


If it was repetitious or intentionally aimed at their face

A one off would be hard to prove any ill intent, unless you have a pre-established and on-going relationship with said individual

---
The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt.
... Copied to Clipboard!
RashodBateman
09/14/22 11:29:38 PM
#6:


So like, if you purposefully ate nothing but beans for 3 days and then you had a meeting with Joe Biden, and then you shook his hand and then farted really loudly, would the secret service just shoot you on sight?

---
The #22 ranked Penn State Nittany Lions are UNDEFEATED!! (2-0)
Next Opponent: @ Auburn | 17 September 2022, 3:30 p.m.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Rassiter
09/14/22 11:36:46 PM
#7:


RashodBateman posted...
So like, if you purposefully ate nothing but beans for 3 days and then you had a meeting with Joe Biden, and then you shook his hand and then farted really loudly, would the secret service just shoot you on sight?

I think Biden would call them off , he seems like he appreciates a good fart
... Copied to Clipboard!
A_Good_Boy
09/14/22 11:37:54 PM
#8:


RashodBateman posted...
So like, if you purposefully ate nothing but beans for 3 days and then you had a meeting with Joe Biden, and then you shook his hand and then farted really loudly, would the secret service just shoot you on sight?
Depends on how smelly and moist the fart is.

---
Who is? I am!
... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie
09/15/22 12:13:02 PM
#9:


If that someone is a cop, it counts as assault. At least in the US.
... Copied to Clipboard!
FigureOfSpeech
09/15/22 2:00:08 PM
#10:


FortuneCookie posted...
If that someone is a cop, it counts as assault. At least in the US.

I believe this. I heard a story about someone who farted near a cop and waved the air in the cop's direction (when the cop was arresting someone else) and the farter got arrested too (although it was more symbolic than anything and the charges were later dropped)

---
Always check timestamps...
... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin
09/15/22 2:09:36 PM
#11:


Rookie User User Since: Aug 2022 Karma: 16 Active Posts: 534

sounds about right given what TC has posted so far

---
Playing: Yakuza: Like a Dragon
I hope something good happens to you today
... Copied to Clipboard!
SergeantGander
09/15/22 2:13:23 PM
#12:


AsucaHayashi posted...
would fall under harrassment

I'd say this.

Probably not after the first one but if you continued it and/or the person asks you to stop.

---
~Dennis~
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1