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If you're an adult male watching My Little Pony, it's probably because you want to fuck the ponies.

Yeah.

Like a lot of people, I enjoy reading about taboo things that you shouldn't do in real life. But I also like the more magical stuff. The things you literally couldn't do in real life. I enjoy stories where a flat chested girl will swap breast size with the mean girl boob queen or a husband and wife will swap sexes. (Spoilers, the guy almost always winds up pregnant.)

Mr. Norris, we ask you kindly not to kill the tiger. Please.

Chris Evans is Captain America

darkprince45 posted...

I dont think thats a burn on him but rather us as a country

At the bottom of his tweet, the hashtag is directed at Donald Trump's Twitter.

Inferno Dive Dragoon posted...

I don't rightly care for lolicon stuff one way or another, but I'll still defend it's right to exist lest something I *do* enjoy ends up wheeled to the chopping block next. "First they came" and whatnot.

Rest assured, they will never take your catgirls from you.

He's there because Anthony Mackie campaigned for the position so that black youth could have a superhero of their own. Now that Steve's been written out, Sam should become the new Captain America.

Falcon: "Sometimes, you don't have to keep up with the Joneses. You just have to outlast them." #StillAlive

Solar_Crimson posted...

Ryu is shaped like a phallus?

Only if the guy is uncircumcised.

Most kinks are things you wouldn't do in real life anyway. People who read brother/sister stories usually don't want to bang actual family members and rape is the most common sexual fantasy. I really hope the threat of punishment isn't the only thing keeping people from acting upon that fantasy.

Reading a comic where a teacher has an affair with an obviously underaged "loli" character and playing a video game where you commit drive by shootings and run over pedestrians are pretty much the same thing.

And this is coming from a guy who thinks lolicon is gross.

The Trent posted...

remember the book congo?

No, but I remember the movie.

"Tickle Amy. Tickle Amy."

"Ugly, ugly gorillas."

I didn't know he had a son.

In 18 years from now, a human-monkey girl is gonna give some lucky guy the best footjob man has ever received.

<_<

FrozenXylophone posted...

I saw a 15 year old Latina earlier this week who was built like old school Tifa. I work at a pharmacy, so we have her age on record.

(I spoke primarily to her mother and any conversing I had with the teen was done strictly in the interest of the legal transaction taking place.)

<_<

I wonder if there's a dub out there which translates furry to zoophile.

I know my kinks aren't normal, but I'm glad I'm not into lolicon or toilet stuff.

To anyone who says she's horsefaced, that's a pony you know you wanna ride. ;)

Keep 'em off the tiddies. Tat where you like, but don't mar God's greatest creation.

I had a camera stuck down the shaft of my penis once. It's a sensation I haven't forgotten.

They skipped over the Pink Elephants scene too. Just as he was about to have a drink, they got a visit from Bart and Homer. Groundskeeper Willie showed up in the next scene too.

What was really odd was that, in the context of the dream, the video I was watching was on VHS.

Gender Bending
Furry
Talking Cartoon Animals (I'm not attracted to real animals, but sapient cartoon characters like the ones in Lion King, Balto, and 101 Dalmatians get to me)
Incest
Breast Shrinking
Penis Shrinking
Head Swapping
Genital Swapping
Body Part Rearrangement

If you can't tell, I kinda have a thing for stories and pictures where magic is used to humiliate people.

Amenadeel posted...

The worst part is their art is really good yet they draw awful stuff that will get me modded if I even mention it.

Like that Japanese artist who has that series of pics about the cute girl who gets her face swapped with her anus?

He was a conservatroll, but I kinda liked him on account of that time he expressed attraction toward Rain from Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron.

<_<

I'm failing to see how this differs from any other relationship.

eston posted...

But what if I already have a kid named Captain Skyhawk

Now you have to children named Captain Skyhawk.

CM Punk, give me a couple of weeks to train. It'd be an honor to meet you in the octagon and hand you your first victory.

or another loss

Boy or girl, it doesn't matter.

Captain is the first name. Skyhawk is the middle name. Surname is your surname.

I read that as three tittied, now I'm disappointed. :<

Abiz_ posted...

FortuneCookie posted...

I had a dream once about a mutilated skinless dog escaping from a restaurant kitchen. It haunted me for days. :(

What kind of restaurant was it? Also... That just makes me never want chicken again.

It was a Chinese restaurant.

I omitted that part because I didn't want to receive accusations of racism. Some giant size crawdads (larger than lobsters) crawled from out of the back door. Then I saw the door nudge open a little before a second tug forced it all the way open. There was a limbless, skinless dog eating a piece of meat from off the floor. When it realized it had an audience, it inexplicably ran around at fast speed whimpering as if to say, "Look what they've done to me." It's a horrible dream I don't even care to think about.

Another thing that bugs me is the innocent origin of the dream. The limbless, featureless dog from the dream was a morbid recreation of the way my sister's dog looks when innocently playing under a cover or bed sheet.

:(

Apparently, it was axed due to some country's anti-loli laws. That gets a big, "And nothing of value was lost," from me. But then I'd hate to see something I enjoyed axed because furry content fell under anti-bestiality laws.

I had a dream once about a mutilated skinless dog escaping from a restaurant kitchen. It haunted me for days. :(

Today I went to a Disc Replay and purchased the following:

- Bruce Lee's Game of Death on DVD
- a Mega Man 3 cartridge for NES
- a boxed copy of The Little Mermaid NES game

If the cashier had said anything, my plan was to say that I expected the price to spike once the remake came out. Even if it does, I'm holding on to my copy. <_<

I can't blame people for looking for Nessie.

https://imgur.com/HIydxiv
https://imgur.com/AjqZaPJ

Girl's got dem hips.

People should be open-minded in their dating/sexual preferences, but it's really nobody's business who somebody else sleeps with. It's creepy and weird to try and pressure someone to be with someone they don't want to be with.

Giant_Aspirin posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

That would be great if he just flipped out and started tearing the crowd apart.

you think it would be "great" if a lot of innocent people got hurt? the edge cuts my eyes.

It wouldn't be the worst thing Shaq did to unsuspecting crowds.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazaam

Bond should be black.
Spider-Man should be gay.
Wonder Woman should be a trans woman.
Batman should redistribute the wealth.

for the rest of your days

DarthAragorn posted...

Shrek

starring Christopher Walken

Was it shot by shot like pikachupwnage thought it'd be?

All Dogs Go to Heaven
An American Tale
Balto
Ferngully
Spirit
The Iron Giant
The Land Before Time
The Last Unicorn
The Secret of NIMH
The Swan Princess

Some of those could be really good.

I watched the sequel to All Dogs Go to Heaven when I was a kid and Miss Sasha La Fleur made me feel things a young boy probably shouldn't have felt.

I'm not attracted to real animals though. Human IQ is a must.

How was the movie?

Original Nala is still hot.
Go hakuna that one's tatas. :v

Vegy, don't be dis way.

That's no spoon.

I have made it with a woman!
Inform the men.

If you had the chance, would you do Nala?

https://imgur.com/lxc8wNK

or just his career?

Lost_All_Senses posted...

I always thought she looked more like a rat. No offence?

Still would.