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Verdekal
04/17/23 10:22:40 AM
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Anakin: How can you be on the council and not be a master?

Mace: I didn't write nothin down so I'll keep this quick. You're weak. You're outta control. And you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.

Obi-Wan: Woah! Woah! Non judgemental!

Mace: Fuck that. Let the baby take his medicine.

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Southernfatman
04/17/23 10:24:47 AM
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Why don't you get the fuck out of here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin ass! Also:

"Your not going to believe this. He killed 16 Jedi. Said he was an interior decorator!"
"His ship looked like shit."

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Southernfatman
04/17/23 4:18:45 PM
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Yoda always said the Sith were nothing more than a glorified crew.

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tommybel89
04/17/23 4:23:08 PM
#4:


Please, that pygmy thing over on Coruscant? Come on!

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Southernfatman
04/17/23 4:56:54 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKB3hhezP2g

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Vyrulisse
04/17/23 5:08:32 PM
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CHRIS: then the girl calls him onii-chan. that means he's her brother, right?

PAULIE: the girl's bangin her brother?
SILVIO: naww
TONY: who's bangin her brother
PAULIE: girl in chrissy's comic book
SILVIO: it's a manga, and he ain't her brother. it's a honorific

TONY: lemme look at that
SILVIO: wrong way, tone. ya read it back to front, right to left
TONY: right to left, up is down, this broad's bangin her brother *chuckles* the fuck is wrong with japan

PAULIE: *points with cig* whys the guy's nose bleedin
SILVIO: *shrugs* artistic shorthand. means he's pitchin a tent
ALL: OHHHHHH

TONY: you got more of these chrissy
CHRIS: i got one where a girl's head gets cut off. girl grows a new head, head grows a new girl
TONY: what the fuck
CHRIS: hand on the fuckin bible tone
PAULIE: ehhhh. that's unhealthy
SILVIO: it's tomie

FURIO: in italy we do not read these things

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Southernfatman
04/17/23 6:00:57 PM
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"The Altmer? They're not all bad."
"How about the Great War crisis? Cocksuckers moved a bunch of their troops into Imperial City. Pointed their swords and bows right at us."
"That was real? I read that book. I thought it was bullshit."

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haloiscoolisbak
04/17/23 6:11:14 PM
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A, she was a Droid
B, she hit me

..and that wasnt my youngling she was carrying

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tommybel89
04/17/23 7:19:30 PM
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He was gay, General Grievous?

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tommybel89
04/17/23 7:21:09 PM
#12:


Word to the wise, remember the Clone Wars!

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Boombam99
04/17/23 7:46:39 PM
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Jabba the Hutt never had the makings of a varsity athlete
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Southernfatman
04/17/23 7:47:28 PM
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Why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy lookin, nerf herder!
Ohh, the language on you. You kiss your brother with that mouth?

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Verdekal
04/17/23 10:32:19 PM
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Boombam99 posted...
Jabba the Hutt never had the makings of a varsity athlete

I heard Jabba the Hutt had a 95 lb mole removed from his ASS!

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Southernfatman
04/18/23 9:47:34 AM
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Tattoine's a small planet. He moves in he could tip it over.

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PoopPotato
04/18/23 9:53:03 AM
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Gabagool!

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tommybel89
04/18/23 9:59:50 AM
#19:


Whatever happened to Obi-Wan Kenobi? The strong, silent type.

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Southernfatman
04/18/23 10:31:09 AM
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We lead the galaxy in computerized hologram collection!

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tommybel89
04/18/23 12:18:50 PM
#21:


You're supposed to push Sith-tistics!

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Kaldrenthebold
04/18/23 12:23:50 PM
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Where's the fucking gabagool?

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tommybel89
04/18/23 2:52:16 PM
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When it comes to the Force, all bets are off.

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Southernfatman
04/18/23 2:57:25 PM
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Palpatine for Chancellor... of the fuckin universe.

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Southernfatman
04/18/23 4:31:55 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



Emperor Palpatine has no respect for this thing. He's never been to the spice mines of Kessell, not really. Here's a guy who stepped over his own planet just to grab the big seat. His home planet.

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FigureOfSpeech
04/18/23 4:48:46 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
CHRIS: then the girl calls him onii-chan. that means he's her brother, right?

PAULIE: the girl's bangin her brother?
SILVIO: naww
TONY: who's bangin her brother
PAULIE: girl in chrissy's comic book
SILVIO: it's a manga, and he ain't her brother. it's a honorific

TONY: lemme look at that
SILVIO: wrong way, tone. ya read it back to front, right to left
TONY: right to left, up is down, this broad's bangin her brother *chuckles* the fuck is wrong with japan

PAULIE: *points with cig* whys the guy's nose bleedin
SILVIO: *shrugs* artistic shorthand. means he's pitchin a tent
ALL: OHHHHHH

TONY: you got more of these chrissy
CHRIS: i got one where a girl's head gets cut off. girl grows a new head, head grows a new girl
TONY: what the fuck
CHRIS: hand on the fuckin bible tone
PAULIE: ehhhh. that's unhealthy
SILVIO: it's tomie

FURIO: in italy we do not read these things


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haloiscoolisbak
04/18/23 6:33:21 PM
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Luke kissing Leia, whatever happened there

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tommybel89
04/18/23 6:53:04 PM
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...Whatever happened there?!

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tommybel89
04/18/23 6:55:31 PM
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That was neat at the end of Return of the Jedi, the Vietnam allegory.

That's right Alexandra. The sacred and the propane.

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Verdekal
04/18/23 6:56:53 PM
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You know a force prophecy predicted all this.

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Southernfatman
04/18/23 6:59:13 PM
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Vader: You know what Sheev? I'll give ya undignified. Go fuck yourself. You and Tarkin and whoever. He's my fuckin son. :)

Palpatine: -_-

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Verdekal
04/18/23 7:17:38 PM
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Palpatine: It's sad when they go young like that.

Vader: WHEN THEY GO!?

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tommybel89
04/18/23 10:11:46 PM
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Verdekal posted...
Palpatine: It's sad when they go young like that.

Vader: WHEN THEY GO!?
47 years old, a f***ing padawan.

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haloiscoolisbak
04/19/23 12:36:18 AM
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That's what this ya know, dark side magic, sith shit

Fucking nerf herders!(force throws chair)

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Verdekal
04/19/23 12:01:51 PM
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haloiscoolisbak posted...
That's what this ya know, dark side magic, sith shit

Fucking nerf herders!(force throws chair)
That one's laughing. Cut off your arm? He wants to know if it still itches.

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Southernfatman
04/19/23 12:13:52 PM
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What's this the fuckin Republic senate now?

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Verdekal
04/19/23 9:01:24 PM
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Luke: Ben? It's a fucking nickname!

Leia: We gotta change it. Han, he's dyslexic.

Luke: What's that got to do with it!?

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Verdekal
04/20/23 8:33:44 AM
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Anakin: The chancellor has requested that I lead the campaign.

Mace: You know, I remember when you used to wait in the hall. And as far as I'm concerned you SHOULD STILL BE THERE!

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Southernfatman
04/20/23 8:55:48 AM
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Fuck you Mace. Jedi Master or no Jedi Master, right now we're just two assholes lost on Hoth.

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Verdekal
04/20/23 7:11:14 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MV1QgKwIV0

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Southernfatman
04/20/23 7:39:11 PM
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Wow, listen to Mr. Sith Lord.

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Big_Nabendu
04/20/23 7:46:04 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/6/5/AAW5a5AAEZwR.jpg

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Southernfatman
04/20/23 7:51:04 PM
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I'll tell ya what it is: anti-Wookie discrimination. Life Day is a day of Wookie pride. It's our holiday and they want to take it away.

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Verdekal
04/20/23 8:01:17 PM
#51:


Luke: You did it! You cooked my dad alive!

Obi Wan: No I did NOT! But SO WHAT?

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