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Topicmy friend made a fake chad profile on tinder
Disengaged
02/04/22 3:48:14 PM
#9
If I find out one of you shits is using my picture again for one of these scams.....

I will find you.

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TopicShould I chill it with threads pointing out failings of Capitalism?
Disengaged
02/04/22 3:40:22 PM
#35
I haven't seen a single one of these threads so you clearly aren't making enough.

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TopicPokemon Trainer Arezu
Disengaged
02/04/22 3:36:36 PM
#64


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Is the characters name purposefully supposed to be a play on 'Ass'?

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TopicWhen rally goes wrong
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02/04/22 3:32:14 PM
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When you think the gif is done and just repeating, but the see the cars piling up.

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TopicI just bombed a software dev interview because I couldn't define vocab words
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02/04/22 3:30:04 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
The concept itself is something a software developer should know, but the vocab words attached to it are just academia

i never think oh what Im doing here is object inheritance I just do it

I thought exactly 'Im doing object inheritance'.

Now I have 4 kids.

I should take that interview.

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TopicLol banned from reddit vecause im pro nazi punching
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02/04/22 3:23:16 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
But its the same issue , all that would do is embolden Nazis

Do you think if you randomly punched Christians they will go away?

if you punched someone who wants to lower taxes will their opinion change?

if you punch a girl who likes Buffy the Vampire slayer will she now hate that show?

no it just gives them attention and a gripe

it's bad psychology

I mean maybe they don't when you punch them, but they sure as shit do when I punch them. I straight up punched a buffy fan Into supernatural.

Maybe you aren't punching hard enough?

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TopicThe longer you stay on ce, the higher likelihood you will develop
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01/25/22 6:46:43 PM
#5
Fool, mental health issues are a pre requisite to posting on CE.

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Topichow tf do westerners unironically praise china and stalin
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01/25/22 6:21:57 PM
#15
While they are praising them for being such great 'communists' you should ask them to point out all the times the workers actually owned the means of production.

RchHomieQuanChi posted...
Life is like a pendulum. Once people get sick of one extreme, they jump all the way over to the other.


Tankies are incredibly rare in comparison to far right extremists like magas, and they are ridiculed by the non extreme leftists so bad, they don't get around outside their safe spaces even online.

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TopicTaiIs82 Reviews: Caution Events, The Movie (**IN DEVELOPMENT**)
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01/24/22 10:09:57 PM
#7
Was told tails82 was doing a review, yet I see no tails82.

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TopicDrinking topic #110 - no clever title
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01/24/22 9:33:47 PM
#358
Needed to get rid of some oj to make room in the fridge, and made an Amaretto sour.

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TopicBeer is so much more complex than wine its unreal
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01/24/22 7:08:57 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
I agree. People used to look at me weird cause I'd also be drinking soda with beer. (Not chasing the beer I just wanted the soda for flavor) but I'd drink cheap vodka straight

Cola, banana, and orange Weissen is pretty common though?

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Topicself KO lmfao this is why you dont do fancy moves in a real fight
Disengaged
01/24/22 4:04:17 PM
#11
The dude he was fighting was so fucking embarrassed for him he just walked off without ever looking back.

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TopicI just really want to post hentai...
Disengaged
01/24/22 4:00:46 PM
#27
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/5/AAeN3DAAC2CF.jpg

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TopicGirls on IG need to stop taking photos like this
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01/24/22 3:43:15 PM
#22
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Why are you trying to ruin butts for the entire world with this association?

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TopicHas cancel culture gone too far?
Disengaged
01/23/22 10:22:05 PM
#10
MabusIncarnate posted...
Did.. Fox really do a segment on a cartoon rabbit's tits? Please tell me this is photoshopped.

I.... I can't tell anymore. There is no stupid that is too stupid anymore.

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TopicHow did you get away from your family?
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01/23/22 10:15:17 PM
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Joined the military and stationed overseas.

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Topic27 y/o Texas Mom REFUSED to let her family get VACCINATED and now she's DEAD!!
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01/23/22 10:11:55 PM
#6
Guess God didn't care for having words put
in his mouth.

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TopicYou ever been punched in the face?
Disengaged
01/14/22 3:28:55 PM
#8
Yes.

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Topicnever understood the whole ''if she cheated with you she'll cheat on you'' thing
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01/13/22 6:39:53 PM
#9
Sorry op. You didn't know anyone cooler or better than you. But that's just it. You don't know what you didn't know.

There are known knowns, and known unknowns, but you didn't think about the unknown unknowns, and now, I'm here.

Also, I can jump start cars with my nipples, and after an incident saving kittens from imminent doom at a Sees chocolate factory, my dick and balls permanently smell and taste like chocolate.


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Topic23 y/o Blonde HEAVY Girl is hailed a HERO for Saving 3 Kids!! Is She Hot??
Disengaged
01/13/22 6:13:18 PM
#18
Saving the lives of multiple people is like a x20 bonus multiplier to hotness per person saved.

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TopicHaving a romantic encounter tonight, 2nd time since COVID started
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01/13/22 6:10:40 PM
#65
No idea why you are posting this on gfaqs, but go get some goo. And give some too.


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TopicI just got a haircut and it cost $25
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01/10/22 5:27:08 PM
#6
My wife cuts my hair and I pay her with sexual gratification.

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TopicFinally back from Purgatory
Disengaged
01/10/22 5:16:36 PM
#8
Turbam posted...
What's your gimmick, again?

I'm trying to remember but all I remember is a vague feeling that his takes are supremely disappointing in how badly they contradict his handles namesake.

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TopicWhich woman would you rather?
Disengaged
01/10/22 4:09:43 PM
#5
Fools, it's the same woman.

She's a time traveler.

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TopicAre Switch download speeds supposed to be worse than Dial-up?
Disengaged
01/09/22 8:59:06 PM
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No, but it can be.

I have several different public Dns addresses I use, that make a massive difference. Except when they don't. It's weird.

Usually I keep it on one that's from the major city that's next to me, and this works pretty well. Almost the same as the rest of my devices. Except when it doesn't. When it doesn't I usually switch it back to switches default, and that does better than when the other one is sucking, but longer than my other devices, a game diablo 3's switch size would be about 2 or 3 hours or so. Except when it doesn't.

Then I just randomly start putting in 'fast public dns's until I get a decent enough download speed from the test. Or Ill give up and try again later.

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TopicIf you could make alcohol disappear from the world, would you?
Disengaged
01/09/22 8:46:50 PM
#57
Uh no, I need to cook with that shit.

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TopicDo you desire to be married
Disengaged
01/09/22 8:35:30 PM
#19
I've been married for 12 years.

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TopicBob Saget is dead
Disengaged
01/09/22 8:32:50 PM
#119
What the fuck.

Everybody stop fucking dying, NOW.

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TopicGordon Ramsay knocks your door and says he needs you to cook for him right now
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01/09/22 6:49:58 PM
#37
Haggis.

From a can.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/1/AAeN3DAACykT.jpg

Fuck you Gordon, take your can haggis and get the fuck out of my house.

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TopicTwo months of my letting my hair grow out
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01/06/22 11:27:50 PM
#10
darkprince45 posted...
I kinda want to trim the bottom

I can see why. This is where I always fall when trying to grow out my hair.

I can never stand the sticking out stuff long enough for my hair to get long and heavy enough to weigh that down.

But....

I didn't name my internet self dark prince. I'm disengaged.

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TopicHere's why you should give a 2 weeks notice when leaving a job
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01/06/22 11:13:57 PM
#65
ScazarMeltex posted...
Here is why you shouldn't: They aren't going to give you 2 weeks notice if they are going to lay you off or fire you. They don't deserve any courtesy that they aren't willing to extend to you.

It's not about them. It's about you. Maybe they don't deserve the courtesy. Maybe they were fucking trash. All the more reason not to put your future in the hands of trash and give them a pile of ammo to fill your future job prospects full of holes, If, say, you happen to be making headway into landing a decent job that happens to have or contract a background investigator that's worth a shit.

Although seeing the conversation unfold, it appears dingy is talking about personal Friend/coworker references and not professional/employer references, like trying to make up an employment he never had.

In that case, unless they find out he's lying, which would then be considered an integrity risk issue, it probably won't be an issue for him.

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TopicHere's why you should give a 2 weeks notice when leaving a job
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01/06/22 10:50:00 PM
#54
Dingydang166 posted...
I just have a bunch of fake references I use because I burn every single bridge I come across

I love these guys. The sounds they start making when I tell them they need to produce past w4's.

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TopicDon't MAKE me POOT on YOU
Disengaged
01/06/22 10:08:54 PM
#7
Mutually assured pootstruction.

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TopicWhat is your personal job interview success rate?
Disengaged
01/06/22 8:37:48 PM
#16
Houston posted...
In terms of face to face interview:

6/9 or 66.6% success

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/5/AAeN3DAACx8r.jpg

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TopicI know this isn't a China shop
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01/06/22 7:51:06 PM
#6
g0ldie posted...
smh, I thought that was a bull and didn't read the text (I initially saw the clip somewhere else)

Male bisons are also called bulls.

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TopicI know this isn't a China shop
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01/06/22 7:48:10 PM
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He didn't even hear it until it was right on him. It was running stealth tech.

What kind of bullshit day is that?

You're minding your own business in a restaurant, trying to get some grub, and a fucking teched out stealth assault bull just appears out of nowhere to fucking wreck your shit.

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TopicIm that freak that LOVES Resident Evil 3 Remake
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01/06/22 7:41:37 PM
#3
So you've finally come out of hiding.

Boys..... Give em the treatment.

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TopicTwo months of my letting my hair grow out
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01/06/22 7:39:07 PM
#2
Keep growing.

That ain't no dark prince hair.

That's like, dark office executive hair.


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TopicSome on CE would tell you these cops are bad for shooting at a gunman
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01/06/22 7:37:15 PM
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Lmfao. That video makes it look like they indeed did a horrible job. Definitely not the way op is trying to say thought Dipshit camera boy was flagging his battle so hard he practically shoved the muzzle up his fucking ass and these clowns couldn't do shit against their all powerful nemesis.... The disgruntled Pillsbury dough boy. Mother fucker just waddled up and down the halls looking like a dipshit and actually managed to shoot 3 people while they pissed themselves outside just shooting through windows at all the shadows that scared them.


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TopicI'm 5'2" . A lot of guys act confrontational towards me in front of my gf
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01/06/22 7:22:34 PM
#11
You need to become an Atlas man.

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TopicWould you rather be accused of being a racist or communist?
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01/06/22 7:18:10 PM
#16
Shablagoo posted...
I mean, Keynes wasnt even anti-communism imo

I think Keynes would instantly shit all the shit that was ever in his body and shit himself to death if he saw our first world capitalism today.

And then his pooped out zombie would resurrect and fucking punch freidman right in his stupid punchable face.

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TopicWould you rather be accused of being a racist or communist?
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01/06/22 7:00:22 PM
#11
I'm a Keynesian but I will gladly take communism over racism.

Hell, right now I'm easily ready to take communism over our late stage unregulated out of control capitalism.

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TopicEveryone pray for me, I was accused of being a simp today
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01/06/22 6:57:28 PM
#14
No prayers for simps.

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Topicguys im the mafia
Disengaged
01/06/22 6:51:41 PM
#5
Your lethal attack has triggered my transformation.

I am now a Super Mafia.

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TopicShe approaches you and says ''Hey beautiful, pancakes or waffles?''
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01/06/22 5:55:20 PM
#9
Get the hell out of my house rando lady!

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