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Good thing that doggies small, light, and 90% fluff.

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He starts drunkenly ranting and tries to take off his shirt, but it gets stuck over his head and he falls, knocking himself out cold on the table on the way down, slumping to the floor. He loses control of his bowels and releases a long loud wet unconscious shit in his pants that echoes across the now silent bar.

What do you do?

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Ce, you can't handle that.

She will crush you. Literally. There will be a trip to the er.

Your new name will be pancake dick.

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SrRd_RacinG posted...

Is the game average, good or great?

It's a great game, the combats just not really engaging.

Honestly I basically removed it from my playthrough with my mutagen/perk set up.

I just walk around and use my crit explode area force push and everybody just falls apart lol.

It's better that way.

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What is this fucking idiot shit nonsense?

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47 in 2 minutes.

Ie 40 in like 45 seconds then a pathetic 7 in the rest of the time.

Sigh.... The ravages of time. And a dad gut.

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Questionmarktarius posted...

...the pitbull is circumcised?

No, the pitbull owns the circumsised cop.

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Dudes handle is lost cause, lmfao.

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It's me TC.

You'll never find me.

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Ratchetrockon posted...

Too much imo. 1 million a year is fine for most ppl

Hey.

I don't pretend to understand disengaged's law I just enforce it.

Now wheres my 4 million bucks?


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My wife was a cosmotologist, so she cuts my hair.

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Yes. 1 million dollars a month per kid.

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I am all for de escalation technology.

I do have a question though, what happens if the individual moves wildly, and even though the officer aimed at the torso, by the time it reaches them the bola goes around their neck?

Is there the possibility of dangerous levels of pressure?

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spikethedevil posted...

Its a typo from an old topic.

The implication is there would be a carrying tote at Kohl's labeled mama cockstar.

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There is definitely a typo in this story.

Desperately hoping it's not the op.

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Mellow and near vs light are nowhere near as interesting as L vs light. The issue is exasperated in the anime.

If you are looking for them to do some awesome L style takedown you are out of luck. They aren't kidding around when they say they aren't as good as L.

They don't win. Not in the anime or manga. Light loses. He absolutely sabatoges himself.

However, if you are interested in one of the most epic and spectacular dude who thinks he's so fucking clever but actually isn't self owns in entertainment history, the ending is definitely worth it.

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Shrug my shoulders as I start floating up, drop my pants, start doing spinning 360's and then begin no hands free peeing on all that is beneath me as I rise.

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Lol no.

Being the peanut in a pile of shit doesnt mean its good.

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They would have peacefully protested outside of the capital and the barriers on public ground and been gunned down in the streets en masse.

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Southernfatman posted...

I got a question, did Kevin Smith cry at all? He likes to cry it seems. Very emotional guy apparently.

Both times he man died he claims he cried. Interview footage from the moment:

https://youtu.be/T7_K28GZHdo


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ClunkerSlim posted...

Im sure Alan LOVED this. He loves to remind everyone that hes THE Skeletor and everyone else has been wrong for the character. Im sure Alan is thrilled he wasnt upstaged by Hamill.

Literally the only thing that could have made this better was skeletor having his true voice.

Sorry Hamill, you'll always be the true joker voice to me though.

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Payzmaykr posted...

I dont want to read 356 posts about this, so can someone please summarize whats going on in a non-biased way?

Smith gave us a bait and switch? What did he promise and what did he deliver? Is this something to do with political agenda or did he just not live up to expectations?

SKELETOR is better than he man. Twice.

Bowl of Cereal and battle cat is better than he-man as well at some point.

He man stans wail and grind their teeth while desperately searching for excuses. Local SKELETOR FAN tea bags thread with gusto.

I have the power! MYEH!!!!

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Ha, tc is pretty dumb.

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Oh. It's this.

My wife once took a German course for some easy college credits ((we lived in Germany a few years) and they told her to watch some show called jojo's adventure, or adventures of Jojo or some shit. Supposed to be a course about learning conversational German.

She somehow found THIS shit instead.

Fucking glorious.

There is one burning question though.

Jotaro.

That hat. What the fuck is up with that hat?

Is it half a hat? Is it fused to his head? Is it all just his hair and he just gelled it into the shape of a hat and stuck hat trim decorations in his hair?


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the0rebirth posted...

Don't know how well he keeps up his physique these days, but usually he's actually pretty ripped lol

Sober October answered both how he keeps up his physique and how it is these days.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/fitnessvolt.com/joe-rogan-gut/amp/

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He's a pudgy little insecure shit with a severe inferiority complex.

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90%.

Any position past where I am at now doesn't have enough of an increase in pay for it to be worth the pain in my ass, I have about as much supervisory duties right now as I am willing to take (which is basically none, my crew is sme'd up), and it would pull me away from how close I am to what I work on.

Benefits of working while getting retirement pay I guess.

Maybe if I get offered a sweet deal.... That doesn't require me to move..... Which isn't likely. Maybe I should bump it up to 99%.

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RedJackson posted...

It means SHUT UP you NERD and take these mushrooms with me

Those aren't mushrooms......

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That's a bag of cat terds!

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I have like 20 pants, but only wear like 5 black pants a week to work (not part of a dress code, they just always end up in front), then they get washed on the weekend, so I only ever wear the same pants.


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I literally can not figure out how to express like, anything on this sick ass shit in a coherent manner, except this:

Why the fuck do the dude and the mom have like, the exact same eyebrows?

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I haven't even thought of anyone from high school in..... I can't even remember how long until this thread.

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Tc is a jerk for posting this on a Saturday.

I would have totally gotten a hundred grand from the vending machine and posted a pic from my office. They know they're doing.

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Hope they got that under control before she started marking territory.

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Well op, I am glad you have found the reason behind everything that has ever gone wrong or bad in your life.

Everything.

Yes.

Yes.

That too.

Everything means everything.

Yes, you are a very bad no good person for never finishing link to the past.

Confession 2, I don't really care for the Metroid series either

Well you're clearly just a monster.

Honestly it makes sense, these two series share a very similar progression and motivation design.

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Samurai warriors five is complete and utter trash, I will now list all the reasons this game sucks from my all the experience I have had playing it:


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Lol why aint anybody just going to the cute nerd girl parties that are on every street corner? And yeah, definitely bring your videogame system. It will be just like the switch reveal trailer.

People in here already have a handle on the issues they face, sorry the us has such a shit mental health system.

Tc, this is for you too:

https://adaa.org/finding-help/treatment/low-cost-treatment

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Nemu posted...

DB was a mid-way point between gag and serious, leaning heavily towards gag at the start and then slowly shedding it as the fighting picked up. There were plenty of nonsensical 4th wall breaking gags in the early part of it, but those were slowly forgotten in lieu of the more serious tone of the series. OPM is exactly the same. Early chapters are simply the gag. Then ONE slowly builds the universe, justifies Saitama's power with the limiter stuff and the obsession producing power stuff. The gag will never go away in OPM obviously, but the gag is not his power. The gag is how his power is used.

No man, you don't have the knowledge base required here which is why you are trying to make these arguments.

Dr. Slump was a gag comic. Db was a comedy adventure. It had gags, it was not, a gag. Dbz is action.

Let me put it this way with a super common kind of thing in Dr. Slump. One arc was started because one of the characters found out that the artist (Toriyama) could only draw one kind of girl face, so they decided to start impersonating another character to prank Dr. Slump. This was literally stated by the character. This was an entire arc. Like the sayian saga. Toriyama can't draw: the storyline.

Find one thing comparable to that from db. Heck find one thing halfway comparable to that. Half an arc based on something comparable to the cast found out Toriyama can't draw more than one face.

Opm is a gag manga. Saitama, is the gag, everything else is a ridiculous parody of the super serious hero.

Everyone else has limits. Saitama, does not. He is, again, the one punch man. This is literally why Saitama is always lost in ridiculous ways so the rest of the cast can do their parody. As soon as he shows up, it's over. Always, forever, this will never change, it's the gag.

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WingsOfGood posted...

It is so funny though how some watch the scene where Vegeta zaps some dumb nameless planet with some stupid looking characters and are like "wow see! these characters are sooo powerful!"
Yet a few scenes later when a simple sword cuts a gaping wound in his back, they forget all about it. No doubt they try to argue this the most powerful sword in the universe to save face.

That's literally Toriyamas writing. It's actually a large part of his charm that made him such a huge hit.

Back in the Dr. Slump days he would actually be shown these mistakes by fans and his editor, and turn them into story arcs, often breaking the fourth wall by stating the story arc was started by his mistakes.

He actually got so irritated by his editor pointing out his mistakes, and making him redo things that he made him the final antagonist of the series. He also made him demon emperor piccolo.

Tyranthraxus posted...

Seriously though why do people always flock to the "inconsistent writing" defense to mitigate Goku's weaknesses but never to explain away things like "maybe he doesn't really move faster than light"

Probably because we are different groups of people.

People who entered the scene during dbz's western popularity explosion, aren't aware of Toriyamas .... Quirks, and try and find reasonings for these inconsistencies that aren't 'Toriyamas had anither whoopsie, oh well what happens next?'

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Nemu posted...

No, you're just taking the term gag too literally. DB was also a gag manga that slowly developed consistent structure and then just as slowly dumped that structure later on as AT gave less and less of a fuck.

Dr Slump was the gag manga. Db wasn't super serious, like z became, it had gags, but it clearly wasn't a gag like Dr. Slump, it was a take on journey to the west. When it covered the entirety of journey to the west, it of course had to find something else.

Part of the gag with one punch man, is how serious and far they take the gag. Everything is taken too seriously, so much so, that it circles back around to goofy. They take it all the way, the gag, is taken to it's final form. He is the end of the line for shit that's just gotten out of control.

He is the one punch man.

No matter what, ever, he can beat it with one punch, and will end up disappointed and depressed about it.

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Nemu posted...

Yes, we have established the premise of the series several times now. That doesn't mean the series doesn't have its own consistent internal logic that can be translated to any series abiding by similar logic. The only thing that cannot be translated are unknown variables.

That IS the series internal consistent logic.

Here's your formula for any and all variables for all time forever:

X=any and all variables for all time forever:
OP=One punch from one punch man.

What will happen=X<OP

It is very consistent.

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Nemu posted...

And? That's still within the logic of the universe. He's just a level 99999999 character in a world where the highest leveled person is like 100000. He's broken through a cap, but not through logic itself (yet at least). It's a comedy gag series, but you're ignoring that the author abides by set rules and logic. The joke is one of broken expectations, not broken logic.

He has already broken through every cap, that's his literal personal hell, it's the entire main fundamental premise of the character, and manga. He's the end result of every character that had to go to even more over the top power creep to stand out from last characters that had out of control power creep, because the characters from the manga before them had out of control power creep. He is the inevitable last result of that line of progression. So powerful from the outset that it is no longer possible to creep any further.

He is the one punch man. It's a very straightforward and literal name for the manga.

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Nemu posted...

No, the author has set up a universe in which the character makes sense. The character defies the logic of the characters in the universe, but not the logic of the universe itself (yet at least). The gag is that he exceeds everything around him to such a great extent with little relative effort, but the strength itself is not a gag other than how he achieved it. Traditional gag characters simply ignore things like physics and continuity, which is why you cannot translate them into other worlds without having to turn off the logic of the other universe. Saitama is simply unquantified, which is why any discussion of relative strength is useless.

He literally accidentally busted into a mental space time dimension dude.

The entire premise of the comic is a gag man. It's a parody of the recent era of pop culture power creep manga like Naruto, dbz, and bleach.

He's the one punch man. He is the end of ridiculous power creep.

It's a joke. It's ALL a joke. Super powerful sperm, homeless god emperor. Fucking bike guy. Come on dude, just get it lol.

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Nemu posted...

No, he's someone so strong that he is unable to find challenge in his world, which is the trigger for the gag. You're weirdly conflating the two, which is especially weird because OPM is not a traditional completely nonsensical gag series.

Saitama, one punch man, is a traditional completely nonsensical gag character, planted in a way too serious to actually be serious parody of what you think it is lol.

It is absolutely a joke. A parody.

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Nemu posted...

You're conflating the meta with his power. If his actual power is ever revealed to be "to have the quality of being stronger than the strongest being in the world by a wide margin," then you can argue that. But the whole thing at the moment is that his stats are just so off the chart that he dwarfs everything in his universe. Then from there, his inability to be serious is a consequence of those high stats. If you're trying to translate the logic of the character being dropped into another world, the meta does not go along with the character unless the character's power is literally that of the meta.

The meta IS the premise of the character, he is the one punch man, that's the entire gag the comic is based off of. How bad it would actually suck, to be the one punch man.

His power level is literally powerful enough to beat whatever is in front of him, (literally, enter any character or anything in this space), with one punch.

The end.

WingsOfGood posted...

Exactly, if Goku could actually give him a challenge he would be thrilled and love it. It is what he is looking for.

Right, which would be a win for Saitama, but Saitama can never win, he is a perpetual loser, which means Goku would not even come close to challenging him. Saitama can never be allowed to feel thrilled. Winning, is losing.

It's a joke people. The entire thing is a joke. A gag. Not a particularly sophisticated or hard to get one either.

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SSJPurple posted...

Except his feats dont put him anywhere near Gokus level.

Im caught up with the manga and no OPM character is Goku tier yet.

Idk anything about Superman.

You can't measure up to a character like Saitama with feats. It doesn't matter what the feats are. That's the premise of his character.

Saitama can never, ever, ever have a personal Win, feel personal satisfaction or validation, which means he can never ever ever come close to losing a fight.

No matter what stands in front of him, or how absurdly powerful it is, it will never be anything but disappointingly trivial for Saitama to overcome.

Saitama can never experience what he desires, losing or coming close to losing, or more specifically ever finding an opponent that he could possibly lose too, or he will no longer be Saitama, which means Saitama can never lose a fight, or even come close.

Saitama is gag take on a perpetual loser, and the op character who needs a real challenge. for him, who wants to feel like he's up against a real challenge he could possibly lose against, being a perpetual loser means he always wins. Winning is losing.

Whatever goku does, whatever power he brings today, or tomorrow, will be comically overpowered as trivial by a very depressed Saitama, regaurdless of what feats have been shown so far in his own publication.

It's what the character is. It's the one punch man.

The moral of the story is, unlike other heroes, you actually do not want to be, the one punch man. It sucks.

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Giant_Aspirin posted...

seriously. i thought the GOP was all about allowing local governments to set policies that made sense for their jurisdiction? one again the party of "it's only big government when it does stuff i dont like"

Small government is a political buzzterm created by republicans in the 70's.

It's a rebranding, it's 'small' as in centralized, Ie dictatorship

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What the fuck spiderman?

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Yeah. No stories allowed, sorry.

(They were not personal, as in related to me or people I know or family, this is just something I tend to come across in my work with the volume of people I deal with.)

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