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dbf50 01/09/22 1:51:24 PM #1:	"Right this instant, right fucking now" What do you make for him? --- Everybody loves DBF <cite>dbf50 posted [p:961604681] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>"Right this instant, right fucking now" What do you make for him? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Dan_Haren 01/09/22 1:52:12 PM #2:	cockmeat sandwich <cite>The_Dan_Haren posted [p:961604704] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>cockmeat sandwich </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FabIe 01/09/22 1:52:36 PM #4:	Idiot sandwich --- Play what you love and the damage will come. <cite>FabIe posted [p:961604715] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Idiot sandwich </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SF_Okami 01/09/22 1:59:47 PM #5:	Breaded chicken cutlet with a potato sweet potato and onion hash. --- ~Bird Pokemon Master~ Latest Pickup: Jordan 1 "Patent Bred" <cite>SF_Okami posted [p:961604883] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Breaded chicken cutlet with a potato sweet potato and onion hash. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 01/09/22 1:59:55 PM #6:	Burnt Toast. --- Let's make biscuits! <cite>Funkydog posted [p:961604893] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Burnt Toast. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamerguymass 01/09/22 2:03:01 PM #7:	Dry water. With no lamb sauce. --- Now Playing: "The Hunt for the Two Missing Nintendo 64 Games" An expansion came out, but I'm still a third of the way through! <cite>Gamerguymass posted [p:961604974] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Dry water. With no lamb sauce. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 01/09/22 2:03:54 PM #8:	A grilled cheese sandwich --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:961604999] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>A grilled cheese sandwich </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJPurple 01/09/22 2:04:42 PM #9:	I tell him to go f* himself Idc who you are if you show up to my house and demand I cook youre getting the sour slammed in your face --- Eternal Grey <cite>SSJPurple posted [p:961605023] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>I tell him to go f* himself Idc who you are if you show up to my house and demand I cook youre getting the sour slammed in your face </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 01/09/22 2:10:29 PM #10:	Yes, chef. --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:961605170] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Yes, chef. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 01/09/22 2:11:25 PM #11:	Grilled cheese, it's literally the only thing I know how to make. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:961605184] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Grilled cheese, it's literally the only thing I know how to make. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kiyune 01/09/22 2:16:34 PM #13:	my boyfriend is a chef, I ask him to make something and pass it off as mine Gobstoppers12 posted... Grilled cheese, it's literally the only thing I know how to make. and the only thing Ramsay doesn't know how to make --- The legend has been silenced for over seven hundred years... And now, the mystery unfolds. <cite>Kiyune posted [p:961605317] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>my boyfriend is a chef, I ask him to make something and pass it off as mine Gobstoppers12 posted... </cite> <quote>Grilled cheese, it's literally the only thing I know how to make.</quote>and the only thing Ramsay doesn't know how to make </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlmightyCheeks 01/09/22 2:17:26 PM #14:	Kraft mac n cheese --- Gamertag: ALMIGHTY CHEEKS <cite>AlmightyCheeks posted [p:961605336] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Kraft mac n cheese </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
phat32 01/09/22 2:18:19 PM #15:	Dude I have always said you can just always eat gravy so id put my frozen bag of edemame in the microwave for 8 minutes, I get it out and pat it dry with a towel, bring some butter up and then cook the beans in there a bit the make a ru by adding some flour, I then add my milk substitute to complete the vegan gravy bowl and I put a bunch of salt and pepper in because lol you have to and then I serve it to him with a huge spoon because that shit is fire and he will wanna put it in his gut quick like bruh. <cite>phat32 posted [p:961605359] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Dude I have always said you can just always eat gravy so id put my frozen bag of edemame in the microwave for 8 minutes, I get it out and pat it dry with a towel, bring some butter up and then cook the beans in there a bit the make a ru by adding some flour, I then add my milk substitute to complete the vegan gravy bowl and I put a bunch of salt and pepper in because lol you have to and then I serve it to him with a huge spoon because that shit is fire and he will wanna put it in his gut quick like bruh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 01/09/22 2:18:20 PM #16:	I cook spaghetti, throw it in the trash in front of him, picks it back up, put it on a plate and serve it. No sauce. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:961605360] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>I cook spaghetti, throw it in the trash in front of him, picks it back up, put it on a plate and serve it. No sauce. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xavier_On_High 01/09/22 2:22:04 PM #17:	I hogtie him and shout to my family "Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!" --- http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnafhjcUz1qmxswbo1_500.gif <cite>Xavier_On_High posted [p:961605431] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>I hogtie him and shout to my family "Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 01/09/22 2:22:18 PM #18:	DeadBankerDream posted... I cook spaghetti, throw it in the trash in front of him, picks it back up, put it on a plate and serve it. No sauce. TBH I was a little disappointed that he didn't catch that chef doing that. The blow up would have been fucking legendary. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:961605436] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>DeadBankerDream posted... </cite> <quote>I cook spaghetti, throw it in the trash in front of him, picks it back up, put it on a plate and serve it. No sauce.</quote>TBH I was a little disappointed that he didn't catch that chef doing that. The blow up would have been fucking legendary. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ApherosyLove 01/09/22 2:22:44 PM #19:	AlmightyCheeks posted... Kraft mac n cheese Lmao was gonna say this, for the memes. But a serious answer: I know it wouldn't impress him, but I'm proud of my Thai coconut soup, so making it for him would be a good way to get some validation and even pointers on how to improve it --- *I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love.* https://i.imgur.com/erQyTk5.jpeg https://i.imgur.com/73ExkyN.jpeg <cite>ApherosyLove posted [p:961605446] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>AlmightyCheeks posted... </cite> <quote>Kraft mac n cheese</quote>Lmao was gonna say this, for the memes. But a serious answer: I know it wouldn't impress him, but I'm proud of my Thai coconut soup, so making it for him would be a good way to get some validation and even pointers on how to improve it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
phat32 01/09/22 2:23:04 PM #20:	Xavier_On_High posted... I hogtie him and shout to my family "Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!" Lotr is raciss doe <cite>phat32 posted [p:961605454] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Xavier_On_High posted... </cite> <quote>I hogtie him and shout to my family "Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!"</quote>Lotr is raciss doe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pitlord_Special 01/09/22 2:23:10 PM #21:	Only meals I have ingredients for are pork tonkatsu + rice and cabbage, and spaghetti with ground beef and zucchini. I was already planning to make the tonkatsu today so I'd go with that. --- Posted from my iPhone 13 <cite>Pitlord_Special posted [p:961605459] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Only meals I have ingredients for are pork tonkatsu + rice and cabbage, and spaghetti with ground beef and zucchini. I was already planning to make the tonkatsu today so I'd go with that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 01/09/22 2:24:17 PM #22:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/6/AABhrNAACtL2.jpg --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:961605484] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/6/AABhrNAACtL2.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 01/09/22 2:24:22 PM #23:	I don't have the ingredients to make my specialty dish on hand to make "right now" for him. So... I'd probably make him some spaghetti. --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:961605487] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>I don't have the ingredients to make my specialty dish on hand to make "right now" for him. So... I'd probably make him some spaghetti. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 01/09/22 2:31:59 PM #24:	Tyranthraxus posted... TBH I was a little disappointed that he didn't catch that chef doing that. The blow up would have been fucking legendary. He 100% knew. Imagine if the winner of Hell's Kitchen who is officially endorsed by Gordon Ramsay as a head chef at one of his restaurants is someone who tries to serve pasta from a trashcan simply because Gordon's eye didn't catch it. Would never happen. I can't imagine her career went very well after that aired. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:961605686] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>TBH I was a little disappointed that he didn't catch that chef doing that. The blow up would have been fucking legendary.</quote>He 100% knew. Imagine if the winner of Hell's Kitchen who is officially endorsed by Gordon Ramsay as a head chef at one of his restaurants is someone who tries to serve pasta from a trashcan simply because Gordon's eye didn't catch it. Would never happen. I can't imagine her career went very well after that aired. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SF_Okami 01/09/22 3:27:19 PM #25:	Shotgunnova posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/6/AABhrNAACtL2.jpg Craig!!! --- ~Bird Pokemon Master~ Latest Pickup: Jordan 1 "Patent Bred" <cite>SF_Okami posted [p:961607195] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Shotgunnova posted... </cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/6/AABhrNAACtL2.jpg</quote>Craig!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 01/09/22 3:30:17 PM #26:	Sweet and Sour chicken. Everything from scratch. He'll still destroy me tho. And I'll accept the shame. --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:961607299] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Sweet and Sour chicken. Everything from scratch. He'll still destroy me tho. And I'll accept the shame. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jonny2284 01/09/22 3:31:00 PM #27:	Lorne sausage butty. He might have fancy restaurants and yell on TV about good food, but no Scot will say no. <cite>Jonny2284 posted [p:961607322] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Lorne sausage butty. He might have fancy restaurants and yell on TV about good food, but no Scot will say no. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Angel_ 01/09/22 3:34:53 PM #28:	Beat his ass with a hot pocket The ham and cheese one. I'm not wasting my pepperonis. --- Nostalgia, how I remember things. Remember crowns, remember kings. <cite>_Angel_ posted [p:961607435] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Beat his ass with a hot pocket The ham and cheese one. I'm not wasting my pepperonis. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 01/09/22 5:50:35 PM #29:	DeadBankerDream posted... He 100% knew. Imagine if the winner of Hell's Kitchen who is officially endorsed by Gordon Ramsay as a head chef at one of his restaurants is someone who tries to serve pasta from a trashcan simply because Gordon's eye didn't catch it. Would never happen. I can't imagine her career went very well after that aired. I am sure he found out about it later but he probably didn't know while it was being filmed. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:961611300] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>DeadBankerDream posted... </cite> <quote>He 100% knew. Imagine if the winner of Hell's Kitchen who is officially endorsed by Gordon Ramsay as a head chef at one of his restaurants is someone who tries to serve pasta from a trashcan simply because Gordon's eye didn't catch it. Would never happen. I can't imagine her career went very well after that aired.</quote>I am sure he found out about it later but he probably didn't know while it was being filmed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Son Of Spam 01/09/22 6:15:57 PM #30:	Beans and rice, because that's what's in the Instant Pot right now. --- 17 years on Gamefaqs, and I still don't have a signature. <cite>Son Of Spam posted [p:961611959] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Beans and rice, because that's what's in the Instant Pot right now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bnui_ransder 01/09/22 6:21:59 PM #32:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/9/AAOOJNAACyj9.jpg I hope he's a fan, i actually just made this --- http://bnuiransder.tumblr.com/ So much A R T <cite>bnui_ransder posted [p:961612128] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/9/AAOOJNAACyj9.jpg I hope he's a fan, i actually just made this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 01/09/22 6:24:11 PM #33:	He asks what I'm cooking. I say "Beef." I take a swing at Gordon Ramsay. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:961612191] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>He asks what I'm cooking. I say "Beef." I take a swing at Gordon Ramsay. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 01/09/22 6:41:14 PM #34:	Yikes, RIP Gordon Ramsay. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:961612637] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Yikes, RIP Gordon Ramsay. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 01/09/22 6:43:37 PM #35:	Grilled risotto and scalloped scallops --- I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:961612695] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Grilled risotto and scalloped scallops </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 01/09/22 6:46:53 PM #36:	I would make spotted dick --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:961612795] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>I would make spotted dick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Disengaged 01/09/22 6:49:58 PM #37:	Haggis. From a can. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/1/AAeN3DAACykT.jpg Fuck you Gordon, take your can haggis and get the fuck out of my house. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. <cite>Disengaged posted [p:961612880] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Haggis. From a can. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/1/AAeN3DAACykT.jpg Fuck you Gordon, take your can haggis and get the fuck out of my house. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 01/09/22 6:51:16 PM #38:	Disengaged posted... Haggis. From a can. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/1/AAeN3DAACykT.jpg Fuck you Gordon, take your can haggis and get the fuck out of my house. https://i.imgur.com/dmTT0xj.jpeg --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:961612914] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>Disengaged posted... </cite> <quote>Haggis. From a can. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/1/AAeN3DAACykT.jpg Fuck you Gordon, take your can haggis and get the fuck out of my house.</quote>https://i.imgur.com/dmTT0xj.jpeg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 01/09/22 7:07:19 PM #39:	A ham & cheese toastie. "Eat it, and get out." --- If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:961613392] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>A ham & cheese toastie. "Eat it, and get out." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lonestar2000 01/09/22 7:24:38 PM #40:	I'd slam the door in his face, fuck that piece-of-shit. --- Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachToadDickTrump <cite>Lonestar2000 posted [p:961613954] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>I'd slam the door in his face, fuck that piece-of-shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobra1010 01/09/22 7:49:07 PM #41:	The fucker can have a slice of bread with ketchup on top. --- Rule #17: Don't be a Hero - Unnecessary risks are risks that shouldn't be taken. <cite>Cobra1010 posted [p:961614783] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>The fucker can have a slice of bread with ketchup on top. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yunalenne10 01/09/22 7:54:07 PM #42:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p-x9EpfB5U --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 <cite>yunalenne10 posted [p:961614936] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p-x9EpfB5U </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 01/09/22 8:07:44 PM #43:	I really have nothing in my apartment to cook with at the moment. He's getting leftover chili from out of the freezer --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:961615358] in Gordon Ram... [t:79846315]...</cite> <quote>I really have nothing in my apartment to cook with at the moment. He's getting leftover chili from out of the freezer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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