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TopicHow many hrs of sleep do you average a night?
DevsBro
02/14/18 1:05:52 PM
#54
TopicI agree with limiting what types of food can be bought with food stamps.
DevsBro
02/14/18 1:02:43 PM
#104
TheVipaGTS posted...
E32005 posted...
Someone I knew who used snap said california regulates what you can buy.

he said he couldnt buy tobacco or alcohol or soda

that makes sense...this whole "you can only buy shitty meat and low quality food!" notion TC is trying to pass is stupid...

In fairness I don't eat steak and lobster and I have a bachelor's and work on the 8th floor of one of the many corporate buildings in my company.
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TopicNASA investigating 10,000 year old cave painting depicting UFOs and aliens
DevsBro
02/14/18 12:28:39 PM
#50
Ammonitida posted...
DevsBro posted...
Maybe they're organic robots.

They were robots at one time and then through observation of wildlife they came to understand the advantages of organic matter and began to use cloning to develop new body parts that could be controlled electrically. Over time, they slowly began to change their power source to an internal chemical system fueled by other organic matter and even began to offload computing power to organic components until they were eventually indistinguishable from organic lifeforms.

And maybe we were one of their prototyoes.


But enough about 2004 Battlestar Galactica.

Ha, did they do that? I've never seen the show. I just made that up off the top of my head to be absurd.
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TopicNASA investigating 10,000 year old cave painting depicting UFOs and aliens
DevsBro
02/14/18 11:44:15 AM
#44
Maybe they're organic robots.

They were robots at one time and then through observation of wildlife they came to understand the advantages of organic matter and began to use cloning to develop new body parts that could be controlled electrically. Over time, they slowly began to change their power source to an internal chemical system fueled by other organic matter and even began to offload computing power to organic components until they were eventually indistinguishable from organic lifeforms.

And maybe we were one of their prototyoes.
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TopicAll the girls talking about their kids and their dads being their valentines
DevsBro
02/14/18 11:39:09 AM
#5
Perhaps you should call an ambulance.
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TopicNASA investigating 10,000 year old cave painting depicting UFOs and aliens
DevsBro
02/14/18 11:25:15 AM
#22
NASA, lol.

"Holy crap UFO drawings. Who are those spacey rocket guys again? Call them up, STAT!"
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TopicWhat was the most fucked up post you ever saw on GameFAQs? >_>
DevsBro
02/14/18 11:22:53 AM
#39
That damn raccoon image
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TopicMillennials are rapidly losing interest in democracy
DevsBro
02/14/18 11:18:31 AM
#61
Makes sense. People blamed congress for everything when Obama was in office.

But for me, I'm not interested just because I'm disillusioned. Cast one vote of three hundred million that will be tossed out completely in favor of the vote of less than a thousand people? When I was in sixth grade and some teacher tried to explain to me why Al Gore lost despite more people voting for him, I decided any productive adult had better things to do with their time.
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TopicWhat's the argument against being able to harm video game children?
DevsBro
02/14/18 11:13:26 AM
#29
Maybe the game developers just really don't want to put in animations for kids getting shot or stabbed. I mean, would you want to direct that mocap?
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TopicAndroid's biggest problem is the slow OS updates to flagship phones
DevsBro
02/14/18 11:08:51 AM
#38
Giant_Aspirin posted...
DevsBro posted...
My last update was in 2015. I tell it to search for updates and it says I'm up to date.


um

Indeed.
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TopicAndroid's biggest problem is the slow OS updates to flagship phones
DevsBro
02/14/18 11:07:10 AM
#36
My last update was in 2015. I tell it to search for updates and it says I'm up to date.
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TopicDon't use Huawei phones, say heads of FBI, CIA, and NSA
DevsBro
02/14/18 11:03:31 AM
#23
I really have not even the slightest clue when 99% of people get 99% of their information.

Case in point, I've never heard of this company.
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TopicHow woukd you fix TLJ? *spoilers*
DevsBro
02/14/18 9:18:42 AM
#1
I thought there was a lot of cool stuff in there but way too much filler, so here's what I would do:

1. Include a shot in the bomber scene where you're looking down out of the bomb hatch toward the dreadnaut and the nearby planet is in view, to explain that the bombs fall because they're moving toward the planet (maybe I'm the only one but this bothered the hell out of me).

2. Kill Leia in space.

3. Rewrite the Rose/Finn thing. I kinda liked Rose's "innocent to a fault" personality, but the writing around her needs improvement. Exclude the "hey our friends are dying let's look through binoculars at the monster races and talk about how mean rich people are" scene. Come up with a better start than "I'm gonna tase you for trying to run away, then immediately we both come up with the idea to run away." Just have Finn get shot down and Rose goes to help him. She can still say her line. Maybe he's like "noooo forget me stop the cannon" and then she says it. The line was fine, it was just in a terrible context.

4. I actually kinda liked Admiral Pink but get rid of all the dumb mutiny crap. Just have her say "everyone evacuate" and then not get onboard, while everyone is like "nooooooo."

5. Have Luke hand the lightsaber back instead of tossing it over his shoulder. I get what they were trying to accomplish--the audience is disappointed with his reaction just like Rey is--but it was a bad way to accomplish it.

6. Maybe make Snoke just not have force mindreading powers instead of having the force mindreading powers that are... wrong for some reason. Alternatively, maybe in 9 he turns out to have known exactly what Kylo was doing but he was an illusion or he secretly pulled an Obi-wan "strike me down and blah blah" move or something.

7. We're left with a pretty short movie after cutting all the filler so probably combine it with 9 and just make the ST a two-parter (which isn't a trilogy anymore).
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TopicTips for women about their husbands, from a 1950 home ec textbook
DevsBro
02/14/18 8:57:13 AM
#22
The Admiral posted...
The problem wasn't that women gained the ability to work -- that was good -- it's that the changes this had on the economy pushed upon women the obligation to work. So, in 2018, even if a middle-class couple would be happy with that 1950s system, it's not an option. And for women who do work, they now have to deal with both the stresses of family life (which they did in the 50s) and the added stresses of work/career life.

I never did figure out what economic changes brought the obligtion to work upon women but yeah, we don't really have the option anymore.
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TopicOld McDonald went to town a-riding on a pony
DevsBro
02/14/18 8:36:15 AM
#6
nevershine posted...
Ring a Ring o' Roses" or "Ring Around the Rosie" or "Ring a Ring o' Rosie" is a nursery rhyme or folksong and playground singing game. It first appeared in print in 1881, but it is reported that a version was already being sung to the current tune in the 1790s and similar rhymes are known from across Europe. It has a Roud Folk Song Index number of 7925. Urban legend says the song originally described the plague, specifically the Great Plague of London, or the Black Death, but folklorists reject this idea.[2]

"We all fall down" makes sense, but you kind of have to reach to make the other parts fit. Given the British crown's association with roses in the 15th century and the "ashes ashes" part, I supposed you could say that it refers to the guy who built a ring of fire around himself during the plague, but there are a lot of problems with that, including that the "guy" was actually the pope instead of the King of England, and accounts vary on exactly what geometric arrangement the fire had, generally not in an actual ring around the Pope. It was probably more likely that simply sealing himself inside his chamber and allowing no admission was responsible for keeping him healthy.

The proposition (both parts--the fire and the isolation) was actually brought forth by a Frenchman, Guy de Chauliac, instead of a Brit. Guy was a physician at the time and one of very few willing to actually study and attempt treatment of it. He was responsible for identifying it as two separate diseases--the boubonic plague and the pneumonic plague.

And I'm getting way off topic so I'll stop there.
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TopicTips for women about their husbands, from a 1950 home ec textbook
DevsBro
02/14/18 8:18:39 AM
#13
Sounds good to me.

Though ideally, there would have been another page from the other perspective saying things like "leave your muddy shoes at the door--she works hard to keep the place clean" and "try to entertain the children for a while, as they can be a handful throughout the day."

This is (part of) what marriage is all about: treating your spouse the absolute best possible.
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TopicOld McDonald went to town a-riding on a pony
DevsBro
02/14/18 8:12:41 AM
#3
*sticks feather in hat*
*calls it macaroni*

>1700's logic
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TopicMan cleans graffiti from his building; ordered to pay "artists" $6.7M
DevsBro
02/13/18 11:31:25 PM
#199
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
What a load of shit. Hopefully those artists use that money to get some paper or something thats not a building. Or any public property.

You kidding? All they have to do is vandalize another building and wait for a big payoff.
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TopicWhy is Cyclops' power so garbage
DevsBro
02/13/18 7:14:34 PM
#34
Dyinglegacy posted...
I read somewhere that the beams don't even come from his eyes. His eyes are actually a portal to another dimension, and his eyes are just a doorway for the energy to be expelled.

This is why I love comic books.
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TopicHow hard is it to just look in the mirror and go "omg I'm fat"
DevsBro
02/13/18 7:10:23 PM
#2
Talk is cheap yo

Even when it's to yoself
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TopicOld McDonald went to town a-riding on a pony
DevsBro
02/13/18 7:08:01 PM
#1
All the king's horses and my son John were sure to follow.
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TopicSpyro trilogy confirmed
DevsBro
02/13/18 5:54:29 PM
#45
ThanksUglyGod posted...
Neat.

Now I just need my Ape Escape HD trilogy, and it'll be like I never left the late '90s.

I'm literally listening to the Ape Escape OST right now.

What ever happened to that series? Those games were so good.
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TopicSpyro trilogy confirmed
DevsBro
02/13/18 4:29:34 PM
#29
The Spyro remaster will be announced for PS4, with PS4 Pro support, sometime in March 2018

This statement makes my head hurt.
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TopicApollo 12 astronauts found a camera on the moon and brought it back
DevsBro
02/13/18 4:25:31 PM
#9
Touch posted...
eston posted...
https://media3.giphy.com/media/UAxGq6go7gCD6/200_s.gif

That shit had me cracking up all the time when I was a kid

How can you take a picture of a camera?
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TopicThe difference between the Prequels and the JJ Abrams trilogy
DevsBro
02/13/18 4:21:33 PM
#25
Giant_Aspirin posted...
DevsBro posted...
7 was p good. 8 at least had its moments. 1 and 2 had almost nothing redeemable about them, aside from one lightsaber battle in 1.


the music was good in 1 & 2. duel of the fates is freakin' sweet

True enough. I was also a fan of it in 7 but don't remember any from 8.
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TopicApollo 12 astronauts found a camera on the moon and brought it back
DevsBro
02/13/18 4:20:08 PM
#3
Makes sense considering they left a reflective array. So the masses cancel and all.
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TopicIf you had a Playstation you had the best set of platformers from that gen
DevsBro
02/13/18 4:18:10 PM
#3
TopicThe difference between the Prequels and the JJ Abrams trilogy
DevsBro
02/13/18 4:17:02 PM
#22
7 was p good. 8 at least had its moments. 1 and 2 had almost nothing redeemable about them, aside from one lightsaber battle in 1.
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TopicSpyro trilogy confirmed
DevsBro
02/13/18 4:13:44 PM
#25
Crash 2/3 > Spyro 2/3 > Spyro 1 > Crash 1
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TopicEven ten years later, I still remember Sunny's song.
DevsBro
02/13/18 2:21:38 PM
#1
7892590360

That much without even looking it up.
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TopicWatching the Last Jedi right now... WTF at Leia... *spoilers*
DevsBro
02/13/18 2:09:13 PM
#107
Yeah there was seriously no worse thing they could have done and the only reason I can come up with for them doing it has disturbing-as-hell implications.

1. Leia does nothing whatsoever after that that somebody else couldn't have done, except get kissed on the forehead by Luke. The one time everyone looks at her for what to do she literally says "what are you looking at me for?" Someone with a blaster could have opened the door.

2. She had a perfectly good death scene and then they ruined it, only to now have to kill her offscreen between films. And it looked stupid to boot.

3. It really feels like the kind of thing where they decided to give her a bigger role when Carrie Fisher died, but of course she would be dead after that point so she couldn't film anything else. WHICH MEANS they literally filmed all those post-should-have-been-death scenes before CF died not intending to use them unless she died before the film released. Literally "hey Carrie you don't look so good maybe we should film some stuff for whe--if you die. You know, to save face."
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TopicC/D - When you are dying, you will regret not having spent more time on CE
DevsBro
02/13/18 1:13:11 PM
#5
TopicMandatory minigames in JRPG's
DevsBro
02/13/18 1:11:24 PM
#12
SavenForever posted...
If it plays well, keep it. But if it's clearly shit, take it out. This also works for any game that isn't an RPG.

Unfortunately, developers don't take the second advice ever.

I guess sometimes they write themselves into a corner where they have to do the minigame.
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TopicPuzzles in video games are like romance subplots in movies
DevsBro
02/13/18 12:57:15 PM
#34
Romulox28 posted...
the worst is when you get forced puzzles into a game, like with Uncharted 4.

there the puzzles are mostly "rotate these statues till they look like the picture that you can bring up with the start button", yet the game feels like it's compelled to include these puzzles just because otherwise it's nonstop platforming and shooting

Uncharted puzzles tend to be kind of fun just because of presentation but they're of course mindless in execution. Which is good since it's a game about shooting stuff.
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TopicPuzzles in video games are like romance subplots in movies
DevsBro
02/13/18 12:53:19 PM
#32
Alkaloid posted...
"Semantics"

you played semantics first by trying to say problem solving is different (it's not)

You win.

Congrats.

Can we move on now?
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TopicPuzzles in video games are like romance subplots in movies
DevsBro
02/13/18 12:26:19 PM
#27
Alkaloid posted...
I mean, you can say a puzzle only has one solution, but that's wrong.

Hell, even the dictionary disagrees. "Designed to test ingenuity or knowledge."

Take a look at Breath of the Wild. The puzzles in that game usually have multiple solutions, because a lot of them are about playing with the game physics. Sure, they all have "intended" solutions, but the player can approach them however they wish.

Or how about Portal? That game's puzzles have multiple approaches because it's all about spatial reasoning.

And then you have games like Super Metroid, where the intended logical item progression can be subverted just by "getting good" at your jumping options.

I think your issue is more with a type of puzzle design (which is rampant in JRPGs and adventure games in particular) rather than with puzzles generally.

Spin it semantically however you want. Doesn't change anything.
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TopicPuzzles in video games are like romance subplots in movies
DevsBro
02/13/18 12:06:28 PM
#24
Guerrilla Soldier posted...
DevsBro posted...
got too hard

ah i found out why you don't like puzzles, then

you're not good at them

Sounds like as good a reason as any.
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TopicPuzzles in video games are like romance subplots in movies
DevsBro
02/13/18 11:49:44 AM
#19
IMNOTRAGED posted...
DevsBro posted...
Ass Creed 2--the truth
Ass Creed Bro--the truth


I liked those puzzles. They were a nice change up from the typical gameplay loop.

They were at least bearable, except the last few in Bro got too hard and that one stupid waveform one boiled down to an NP-complete problem.
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TopicPuzzles in video games are like romance subplots in movies
DevsBro
02/13/18 11:44:43 AM
#12
Alkaloid posted...
I guess it ultimately depends on your definition of a puzzle, but most types of games are all about problem solving.

Problem solving = use these tools to make your own solution.
Puzzle = there is one solution so think like I do or fail.
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TopicPuzzles in video games are like romance subplots in movies
DevsBro
02/13/18 11:43:28 AM
#10
Doe posted...
Examples?

Are you kidding me

Skies of Arcadia--roll the cylinders
FF7--Hop across the ice things
Ass Creed 2--the truth
Ass Creed Bro--the truth
Silent Hill--piano
RE4--stupid rotating whatever thing in the graveyard
Tales of Symphonia--sorcerer's ring
Super Mario RPG--PEARLS
Batman Arkham--Riddler crap

Which of those was a puzzle game again?
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TopicPuzzles in video games are like romance subplots in movies
DevsBro
02/13/18 11:23:07 AM
#3
TheGrindery posted...
Nobody wants to solve a puzzle in a video game. Lol right.

I mean sure, if it's a puzzle or adventure game.
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TopicPuzzles in video games are like romance subplots in movies
DevsBro
02/13/18 11:19:59 AM
#1
Nobody wants them and if they do they'll play a game dedicted to them and yet every single freaking game has them.
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TopicMandatory minigames in JRPG's
DevsBro
02/13/18 11:15:08 AM
#3
Questionmarktarius posted...
Where's the "Terrible idea because they're almost always bad" option?

Is it better when they keep it varied with puzzles and [stuff] instead maybe, or does a good JRPG have enough variety in enemies that they aren't needed, perhaps? If not, you would choose Other (specify). And you're already halfway there since you've already specified.
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TopicDo ice cream shops stay open during winter in cold areas like america, europe...
DevsBro
02/13/18 11:01:47 AM
#5
I mean they have heaters indoors right?
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TopicHoly crap! Brawl is literally 10 years old now >_>
DevsBro
02/13/18 11:00:11 AM
#44
tommybel89 posted...
That's nothing. The best game in the series is over 16 years old. I've only played like 2 minutes of Brawl.

You only played long enough to try to wavedash, didn't you?
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TopicMandatory minigames in JRPG's
DevsBro
02/13/18 10:57:58 AM
#1
What do you think?






Think the motorcycle chase, snowboarding and submarine chase from FF7.
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Topic7 > 6 > 5 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 1
DevsBro
02/13/18 10:50:20 AM
#12
slothica posted...
I almost said Final Fantasy, but fucking hell, Superman 64 was a better Final Fantasy than 2.

FF2 was pretty rough, yeah. Sad thing is it had lots of cool ideas. It just... sucked.

For example, I love the dialog system, if only it were used more and people would say something better than ? when you ask the wrong thing.

Another example, leveling what you use was also a cool idea but then the final boss punishes you for having too much HP, which is the only thing you can't not level.
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TopicI'm not normally a dark chocolate guy but Milky Way Midnights are like marijuana
DevsBro
02/13/18 10:43:53 AM
#1
I swear man I dunno what it is but I can't stop
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