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The distant hum of freeway traffic.

Yeah do some Last of Us art.

Despised posted...

We lost power again this morning, glad to have had it through the night, just made some coffee and am chilling

It's back on now though huh...?

No one does it the other way?

Which way do you put them on?
Sock, sock-shoe, shoe, right?

Frostmourne posted...

I tried driving to the store today. And yeah i suck at driving on snow. Not happening at all. <__<

How is it today though?

My pipes finally froze today.

The Trent posted...

Sounds like i wont have power til weds
Working on convincing my wife to do a lingerie show for me since we have nothing to do

What's in it for her? Oooohhh lol jk

spanky1 posted...

It actually snowed real snow here!

Yeah this might be the most snow we got ever.

The Trent posted...

Nice pic!

nativengine posted...

Were expecting 6-10 inches tonight here in southeastern Michigan. Im honestly debating going and getting a snowblower. Dumb that I dont have one already

YeH you should get one.

Hexenherz posted...

Don't get to have snow days when you are working from home.

Sad point

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Hope he's ok.

Talib_21 posted...

My step mom is from Texas and this stuff always makes me laugh. I keep my thermostat at 62 no matter what, its -9 out.

But our schools shut down because of the cold weather, that never happens here and its supposed to get colder over night. But stay safe and hopefully you dont lose your power.

Yeah, I know. I used to live in Alaska. It is a strange phenom in human perception.

GusTheGhost posted...

Didn't Einstein marry his cousin or something?

Yes, and a former student. What a freak!

Man, it's cold as fuck outside. Is this really what I wanted? Snowing, ice, etc. The worst part is rolling blackouts. And the gas company is telling us to keep the thermostat at 60-65. Are they crazy?

Zikten posted...

I have this one cousin I had a crush on when we were kids. She even mentioned she is ok with cousin relationships. It came up because she has a friend or did back theb anyway...this was like 15 years ago.... that dated her own cousin. And my cousin was like "love is love"

She never knew how I felt about her. I haven't talked to her in years. She's still pretty cute though. She looks exactly like her mother my aunt looked when we were kids

Also our great grandparents (mom's mother's parents) were first cousins. But they died decades before I was born

Dear Penthouse Forums...

twitterfriends posted...

Give us updates

Well, lit was very cold alright, no doubt. But, we didn't freeze. Tonight and tomorrow morning is when we're supposed to get the ultimate freeze. Will give you updates.

4 day weekend. I'm in Heaven.

fhqwhgads posted...

Wow Bob wow

Hehehe, Twins Peaks fan.

thronedfire2 posted...

how do they know 3 days ahead of time

I live in MA and sometimes when they say it's gonna snow it's only rain

It only needs to rain and be below freezing here.

tremain07 posted...

it's given me a massive headache, seriously every time iti gets this cold, which is rare, my head just starts pounding, I've been in bed all day and haven't eaten a thing

I hope you feel better soon.

Which means I get to stay home and chill...literally. >_>

Is the weather curtailing you guys' work too?

Conflict posted...

I am in support for a higher living wage but I feel like a lot of people don't actually understand its consequences either.

Shit, let's make a del at $13.50 then. Something, at least.

JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...

wow

Hahaha

Yay!

Dumb and Dumber

Shipleys

I vote in the affirmative.

MARKINGRAM22 posted...

I mean people married 15 year olds in their 20s back then and it just wasn't taboo back then (and still isn't in most the world) but even that was gross back then.

Yup

The_Korey posted...

I hear John Cena music every time she picks him up.

The mother of your victim does not approve...

... AND HER NAME IS PHYLLIS PENAAA! *slam* Da da-nant daaaa

Hahaha

R1masher posted...

wow is just mom upside down, jack butt mommy

Interesting

fhqwhgads posted...

Nice
Although the perv was probably thinking " worth it"

Hehehe

Just watch

https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2021/02/11/mom-tackles-man-accused-of-peeking-in-daughters-bedroom-in-lake-jackson/

Seriously, I think she could play sports.

NES4EVER posted...

Wasn't she also like 15?

Just looked it up. She was actually 13. So, I guess he was shunned justly after all.

What kind of madman showers in the morning, goes out into the world, gets all dirty, lays in bed with his filthy carcass, mucks up the bed, then showers in the morning to entertain a world that doesn't give a shit about him?

Well Jerry Lee Lewis got a bad rap then, that's all I'm saying.

TheBlueMonk_ posted...

i once had a classmate who said her parents were first cousins. she was jordanian and i think thats cool over there?? someone correct me if im wrong.

I can imagine that it is.

https://youtu.be/f2kEGj-S1Tc

And in 21 states in the US.

So, if you ever get hard up, you might not have to look too far.

SolidShadow3 posted...

Lmao, hes warned again.

Hahaha, what did he do now?

The Trent posted...

the post:
can we just pause for a second to get back to talking about how hairy my nipple area is like that shit is NOT made for nursing dude

the moderator's response:
Please try to refrain from making sexual comments like this and other disruptive behavior in the future as it is a violation of the TOS

my response to moderator's response (typed into my phone so excuse the actual grammar accuracy):
This isn't a sexual comment, its about nurturing a child. There's literally nothing sexual about what I have said in this post.

Yeah, well, I agree it doesn't sound sexual. It's gross as hell, but not Warned-worthy.

The Trent posted...

don't worry friends, i had it overturned!

What did you do?

***UPDATE***

https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/11/investing/robinhood-lawsuit-suicide-alex-kearns/index.html

"'He would be alive today': Parents detail son's desperate attempts to contact Robinhood before he killed himself
After their son's death, Dan and Dorothy Kearns said they were horrified to learn that their panicked 20-year-old repeatedly tried and failed to get in touch with Robinhood about his negative account balance of $730,000.
College student Alex Kearns mistakenly believed he owed that staggering sum of money and took his own life last June after his desperate pleas to Robinhood went unanswered, according to his family. Alex left a note that signaled confusion about his negative Robinhood balance.
"If he had been able to get a hold of somebody...he would be alive today," Dan told CNN Business in an interview.
The Kearns family is suing Robinhood for the wrongful death of their son, who like a growing number of novice traders turned to the free trading app for access to sophisticated financial instruments such as options.

The tragedy has drawn attention to the potential dangers of the free-trading boom that Robinhood and its gamified platform have helped set off.
"It's almost like he martyred himself just to save us from what he thought would be a huge financial burden, which of course, isn't the case," Dan said.

Robinhood under fire
Alex Kearns' Robinhood account showed a negative balance of $730,000 far more money than he had to his name, according to the lawsuit.
"Anyone would be in a state of panic to see those numbers on their screen," his mother, Dorothy, said in the interview.
Alex did not realize that his negative balance would have been erased by the exercise and settlement of options he held, the family said. He didn't really owe that staggering sum.
"He shouldn't have been allowed to trade these complicated options in the first place. He had no training, no income, no qualifications, to make those sophisticated trades," Dan said.
The lawsuit, which describes Alex as a "true goofball with a terrific sense of humor" and a "heart of gold," argues that Robinhood lures inexperienced investors to take big risks without providing the necessary customer support and investment guidance.

In a statement, Robinhood said that to determine eligibility for options trading, the company assesses customers' investment experience and knowledge, investment objectives, and financial information such as income. For existing customers, Robinhood said it considers their trading activity on the platform.
Robinhood added that they "always seek to comply with applicable" rules and regulations from the Securities and Exchange Commission and the Financial Industry Regulatory Authority (FINRA).
After the Kearns lawsuit, Robinhood said it made a series of improvements to its options offering, including by providing guidance to help customers, updates on how it displays buying power and live voice support for customers with open options positions.
"We were devastated by Alex Kearns' death," Robinhood said. "We remain committed to making Robinhood a place to learn and invest responsibly."
Robinhood has come under fire in recent weeks for temporarily suspending purchases of GameStop (GME) and other stocks favored by an army of traders on Reddit. The controversial step prompted calls for an investigation and Congress to schedule hearings.
Frantic search for answers
The nightmare for the Kearns family began on June 11, 2020, when the holder of the options Alex had sold exercised his options, obligating the 20-year-old to buy the underlying security, according to the lawsuit.
At 11:01 pm that evening, Robinhood notified Alex Kearns by email that his account was restricted, meaning he couldn't make new trades or withdrawals, the lawsuit said. Minutes later, another email indicated he was required to purchase over $700,000 in shares as part of the options trade, according to the lawsuit.

Even though Alex thought he could lose only $10,000 maximum, after seeing the Robinhood app he believed he had somehow lost $730,000, the lawsuit said.
Desperate for answers, Alex emailed Robinhood for help three times that night and the next morning, the family said.

Robinhood did not reply to questions from CNN Business about its customer support.
Alex never heard back from Robinhood beyond auto-generated replies, according to the lawsuit. He took his own life on June 12.
"I was appalled," Dan said about learning his son tried and failed to get help from Robinhood. "It really hurt, to be honest, because...I knew what he was going through. I was just visualizing what he was going through when he was writing the notes and seeing those emails, not being able to reach out to anybody."
'He needed a little help'
Before he died, Alex left a note indicating his confusion about the options trades and explaining that he did not want to die.
"The puts I bought/sold should have cancelled out, too, but I also have no clue what I was doing now in hindsight," Alex wrote, according to the lawsuit. "There was no intention to be assigned this much and take this much risk, and I only thought that I was risking the money that I actually owned."
Alex's parents expressed frustration that their son didn't have a way to communicate more quickly with Robinhood.
"He's in a complete state of panic. He needed a little help. I think that's all it would have taken to calm him down," Dan said.
In addition to wrongful death, the complaint filed by the Illinois family accuses Robinhood of negligent infliction of emotional distress and unfair business practices.

Changes at Robinhood
Alex's parents expressed hope that their lawsuit will bring awareness to some of the risks that come with trading on Robinhood.
After Alex's death, Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev and former co-CEO Baiju Bhatt wrote that they were "personally devastated by this tragedy" and promised to make improvements to their platform.

"We're grateful for that message. And he backed up those words with a very sizable donation to suicide prevention," Dan said, referring to Tenev. "I believe he is remorseful about it and sorry for our situation."
The company announced in June it was making a $250,000 donation to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention and urged people in trouble to reach out for help.
Robinhood said this week that recent changes include new financial criteria and revised experience requirements for new customers seeking to trade advanced options strategies and plans to expand that to other situations. Robinhood also changed its system to escalate emailed support requests from some options traders and provide live voice support for customers with open options positions.
The Kearns family expressed support for those changes, but they said Tenev and Robinhood, need to take more action, including additional phone support.
"I don't think he's made adequate progress to protect immature novice investors like my son," Dan said.

Asked to respond to those who would argue that Alex was ultimately responsible for the investment decisions he made, Dorothy said this wasn't a matter of her son gambling away too much money.
"It would be different if he made investment decisions and he lost a lot of money based on those decisions and he took his life," she said. "It would still be tragic, but we would not be here today...because that would have been his fault."
Instead, Dorothy said she believes Robinhood bears responsibility for leaving her son confused and without answers.
"If he would've gotten a response from Robinhood, or if there was some sort of disclaimer on the screen," she said, "it wouldn't have been a problem."

wbloechel posted...

That looks good.

Commensurate with job descrition

I never wanted kids either.

Get solar panels.

kingdrake2 posted...

i paid for it again. turkey sandwich gave food poisoning that lasted a night. had to take pepto (might've helped)
seems to only happen with the sandwiches from safeway. 2nd time non-consecutively.

The turkey from the freezer?