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TopicDSPGaming General XI: JASPER JUST DID THAT! JASPER JUST DID THAT!
Chev427BB
12/28/19 10:33:15 PM
#442
WallStreetWolf posted...
What the fuck are Penne points and why do I have 1500
It's a point system twitch recently added which allows people to collect points for being active in a stream with them enabled, which they can redeem for things like highlighting a message in chat or unlocking a sub emote for 24 hours. You can also gain bonus points for things like participating in raids, donating bits for the first time or being a first time subscriber. It's supposed to encourage chat interaction in a positive way.

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TopicHave to have a meeting with my boss due to words I used in office, thoughts ??
Chev427BB
12/08/19 3:48:50 PM
#50
Don't talk to her about anything that isn't work related. She got HR involved in a trivial matter that could've been resolved by just talking to you about it, and now after all that she expects you to be cheery and all smiles with her? Fuck that...

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TopicYour Battery % is now your age...how old are you lmao
Chev427BB
12/01/19 1:59:14 AM
#16
TopicDSPGaming General XI: JASPER JUST DID THAT! JASPER JUST DID THAT!
Chev427BB
11/11/19 11:15:02 PM
#121
But, you know, he's a mature married adult who's above such childish things

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TopicThis Tool fan is literally the meme.
Chev427BB
11/02/19 8:41:37 AM
#8
A Tool fan trying to sound more important than they really are, imagine that...

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Topichow often Do you shampoo your hair?
Chev427BB
10/31/19 4:24:01 PM
#47
I shower daily for the most part, but use shampoo every 2 or 3 days. Sometimes I can get away with 4 but that's the absolute longest I can go without my hair getting too oily.

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TopicNYPD slammed over pulling guns on fare hopper
Chev427BB
10/31/19 4:06:32 PM
#33
If you defend the police in this case you believe it's an appropriate use of force to pull guns on jaywalkers.

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TopicDSPGaming General XI: JASPER JUST DID THAT! JASPER JUST DID THAT!
Chev427BB
10/28/19 3:26:22 AM
#4
Hit him with the...

CB68CYU

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TopicDSPGaming General 10 (Year Legacy): Thousand Dollar Cat Edition
Chev427BB
10/24/19 2:13:42 PM
#475
jpenny2 posted...
The arc where he potentially loses his house over mystery behind-the-scenes issues he can't talk about happens multiple times a year now. He became a parody of himself a long time ago. If someone gave him fifty thousand dollars, he'd be begging the next day.
well not the NEXT day, he'd take a day off and blow it all on that day, but the day after he'd definitely be back to begging.

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Topic"You have received one new feedback message for your contribution"
Chev427BB
10/20/19 4:51:30 AM
#9
What's that an acronym for, it looks like a youtube video ID to me.

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Topic"You have received one new feedback message for your contribution"
Chev427BB
10/20/19 4:41:52 AM
#7
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Why the fuck would you even thank GameFAQs as a joke for that?
Clearly the dying Mongolian Throat Singing Website didn't send that. Thank the real culprit. The Mexican-Norwegian-Bulldog Alliance.
It must be a real pain in the ass for you to log in on another computer.

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TopicDSPGaming General 10 (Year Legacy): Thousand Dollar Cat Edition
Chev427BB
10/16/19 7:30:43 AM
#431
Nazanir posted...
Since I cannot edit my post anymore, Phil couldn't English. And yes we all know he is getting worse, but this was exceptionally bad.

The PSX logo/start screen popped up, Phil was riminiscing the start up tune, and he said, and I quote: "It almost sounds asiatic."
It's language that only mature adults like Phil can understand.

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TopicNeed to fart and sneeze at work but too scared
Chev427BB
09/30/19 4:41:13 AM
#23
Then you point at your eyes and point at him as you walk in, or just fart right in front of him while staring him right in the eyes. Assert your dominance.

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TopicHow can anyone enjoy drinking tonic water?
Chev427BB
09/24/19 10:24:13 AM
#4
It's like club soda except with a bunch of extremely bitter stuff in it. It's awful.

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TopicHow can anyone enjoy drinking tonic water?
Chev427BB
09/24/19 10:22:09 AM
#1
I tried some thinking it was the same as club soda, and boy was I wrong! It actually tastes like vomit, like when you puke when your stomach is empty so only stomach acid and bile comes up. That's the exact taste I would describe it as.

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TopicDSPGaming General 10 (Year Legacy): Thousand Dollar Cat Edition
Chev427BB
09/22/19 4:46:13 AM
#280
VoightKent posted...

I don't think Phil knows what 'penultimate' means
He uses lots of words incorrectly in a hilariously bad attempt to sound more mature and intelligent.

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TopicDSPGaming General 10 (Year Legacy): Thousand Dollar Cat Edition
Chev427BB
09/20/19 8:12:32 AM
#270
He might be in a decline that he won't be able to recover him from the way things are right now. He'll have to change the way he's doing things at some point if he wants to continue doing this as a main source of income. His whales won't be there to bail him out forever.

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TopicDSPGaming General 10 (Year Legacy): Thousand Dollar Cat Edition
Chev427BB
09/13/19 9:52:19 AM
#219
Everyone who has fallen out with Phil have that same story, that he would tell them one thing then tell his community something else. Same thing happened constantly with John Rambo and Howard, then they exposed him for all the horrible things he did to them and others around him.

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TopicHot Damn one of the best intersections I've ever seen has having work done.
Chev427BB
09/09/19 4:57:28 AM
#3
I like super low train bridges, mostly for the new students that move in and don't realize their moving van doesn't fit under them until it gets sardine canned.

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TopicWhy the fuck is Wish giving me ad for blood worms??
Chev427BB
09/07/19 4:02:55 PM
#3
Maybe for feeding reptiles or something

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TopicDSPGaming General 10 (Year Legacy): Thousand Dollar Cat Edition
Chev427BB
09/06/19 11:15:21 PM
#184
Well at least he's being honest about his greed now. That's something, I guess...?

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TopicDo you think you'll still be playing video games when you're 30?
Chev427BB
09/04/19 4:43:47 AM
#32
I'm 31 and I'm probably not going to stop anytime soon.

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TopicDSPGaming General 10 (Year Legacy): Thousand Dollar Cat Edition
Chev427BB
09/01/19 10:25:11 AM
#154
If you offer him suggestions on how to improve his stream and he sees it you're immediately labeled a detractor and ridiculed and/or you get the old lean-in ban just for daring to help someone who appears to be (keywords there) struggling.

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TopicWhat's your hair color?
Chev427BB
09/01/19 10:10:35 AM
#28
Brown with some, ahem, "lighter" strands starting to sprout out around the sideburns and hairline.

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TopicDSPGaming General 10 (Year Legacy): Thousand Dollar Cat Edition
Chev427BB
09/01/19 4:59:56 AM
#146
And apparently being on twitch hasn't stopped him from continuing to make racist (and transphobic, btw) "jokes" in more recent playthroughs, as I just found out.

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TopicDSPGaming General 10 (Year Legacy): Thousand Dollar Cat Edition
Chev427BB
09/01/19 4:42:56 AM
#144
Maybe he's trying to resist making racist jokes like he did when he was on blip (which, if I remember correctly, got him banned on that site)

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TopicThere is a house centipede in my apartment and I'm gonna just let it chill
Chev427BB
08/31/19 11:18:04 AM
#6
Those things bite and are venomous just so you know. Luckily the venom is pretty much harmless to humans and they usually scurry away before you get close enough so you pretty much have to pick it up, lie down on it or something like that for it to actually bite you.

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TopicWoman drowns in flood after 911 dispatcher scolds her during her final moments
Chev427BB
08/31/19 11:13:00 AM
#1
https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/31/us/arkansas-woman-drowns-911-dispatcher/index.html

Here are some excerpts from the above article:

Debra Stevens was working her normal newspaper delivery route in Fort Smith, Arkansas, when rising flood waters began to overtake her SUV.

The final, desperate 911 call of the 47-year-old woman who delivered the Southwest Times Record to front doors came at 4:38 on the morning of August 24. It was a panicked 22-minute plea for help with a dispatcher that the Fort Smith Police Department admitted sounded "calloused and uncaring at times."


A terrified Stevens told the dispatcher over and over that she was going to die in the rapidly rising water.

...

"You're not going to die," the dispatcher said in audio released by police this week. "I don't know why you're freaking out...


"This will teach you next time don't drive in the water," the dispatcher told her.


Stevens cried uncontrollably.

"Miss Debbie you're going to have to shut up," the dispatcher said.


"I'm going to die," Stevens said.

"Miss Debbie, you're breathing just fine because you are screaming at me. So calm down.

...

Stevens is not heard again.


Thoughts?

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TopicMy brain right now
Chev427BB
08/30/19 4:11:41 AM
#1
"Hey! Remember that horrible cringy thing you did when you were younger? I'm now going to endlessly repeat the memory of that! Enjoy!"

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TopicDSPGaming General 10 (Year Legacy): Thousand Dollar Cat Edition
Chev427BB
08/27/19 5:06:36 AM
#110
I would love to see him try to fight Mike Tyson and watch him eat his words (and a fist). I wouldn't pay to see it though because it would be over in 3 seconds. He can barely walk because of his back, how does he think he's going to beat an athlete who has trained for a significant part of his life, even past his prime?

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TopicDSPGaming General 10 (Year Legacy): Thousand Dollar Cat Edition
Chev427BB
08/26/19 5:23:36 PM
#103
FreeWilly96: "Hey Phil! Long time viewer and supporter here! Where are some of your dream vacation destinations?"

Phil: "What a stupid childish question! I'm a mature adult with a full time job and bills to pay. I don't have time or money for travel."

* CB68CYU *

"Any more stupid questions?!"

probably

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TopicGoosebumps
Chev427BB
08/22/19 3:35:11 AM
#6
TopicTrump: Major consideration to labeling Antifa a terrorist organization
Chev427BB
08/22/19 3:22:40 AM
#60
Yeah, sucker punching, assault with weapons and singling out and jumping one person as a group (with no proof that they're actually Nazis or fascists), as video footage of Antifa in Portland has shown, are not violent tactics. Just harmless fun to you.

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TopicTrump: Major consideration to labeling Antifa a terrorist organization
Chev427BB
08/20/19 7:54:39 AM
#51
One politically motivated shooting committed by a person affiliated with Antifa (the Dayton shooter did it out of jealousy, not a political motivation) doesnt justify all the shootings committed by right wingers.

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TopicDon't you hate taking the kind of craps that takes like 20 whipes.
Chev427BB
08/19/19 8:17:18 AM
#22
And then you don't end up leaving a Hershey's kiss in your underwear when you sit down.

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TopicDon't you hate taking the kind of craps that takes like 20 whipes.
Chev427BB
08/19/19 7:53:28 AM
#7
Sometimes when I wipe I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe a hundred times, still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker.

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TopicDSPGaming General 10 (Year Legacy): Thousand Dollar Cat Edition
Chev427BB
08/19/19 7:47:35 AM
#43
Jagermeister513 posted...
There was nothing you could do dood. All is forgiven. But it is Tevin's fault, I'm being honest okay? Sound good?
ACK ACK ACK

*snorts back a big wad of phlegm and swallows it*

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TopicDSPGaming General 10 (Year Legacy): Thousand Dollar Cat Edition
Chev427BB
08/17/19 10:50:02 AM
#30
...or so he claims

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TopicDSPGaming General 10 (Year Legacy): Thousand Dollar Cat Edition
Chev427BB
08/17/19 8:16:45 AM
#28
Seems like a big waste of money to give it to Phil even ironically. Surely that money could be put to better use than basically getting thrown down a bottomless pit.

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TopicDSPGaming General 10 (Year Legacy): Thousand Dollar Cat Edition
Chev427BB
08/14/19 2:02:38 PM
#4
Bugged voting mechanics

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TopicDSPGaming General 9: Overdraft League
Chev427BB
08/13/19 10:39:53 PM
#497
He's actually being honest for once, he really doesn't know what to do because all of the solutions take more than a bare minimum of effort.

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TopicDSPGaming General 9: Overdraft League
Chev427BB
08/12/19 4:42:08 AM
#479
"The Cat DLC", or something like that. That's all I can come up with right now.

It should also reference the $2000 it took to find out about the cat, but I can't think how to cleverly craft that one right now.

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TopicAttn people who tip for takeout orders
Chev427BB
08/11/19 1:45:30 PM
#21
Imagine being a generous person, what a horrible thing that deserves ridicule....

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TopicQueen Elizabeth the 2nd will probably be the biggest death ever
Chev427BB
08/11/19 5:00:14 AM
#26
I'd say Freddie Mercury was one of the most tragic celebrity and/or public figure deaths of my lifetime, considering how influential he was to the music industry, how relatively young he was and how close he was to living to see effective treatment methods for AIDS.

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TopicIf a women hits you, is it okay to hit her back in self defence?
Chev427BB
08/06/19 4:41:58 AM
#12
You should only hit anyone if you're defending yourself regardless of gender.

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TopicDSPGaming General 9: Overdraft League
Chev427BB
08/06/19 4:39:36 AM
#426
I hope they all chargeback. They're just now catching on to the fact that he's a con artist.

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TopicDSPGaming General 9: Overdraft League
Chev427BB
08/05/19 4:45:36 AM
#415
Getting a cat declawed is one of the worst examples of animal abuse that's still legal (besides docking a dog's tail or clipping their ears for non-medical reasons), and of course that's what he did...
Declawed cats are in horrible pain for a long time after and are miserable for the rest of their lives.

I bet he is the type who would dock a dog's tail and/or clip their ears too.

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TopicSecond single from Slipknot's new album just dropped
Chev427BB
07/22/19 10:23:21 AM
#4
Isn't it the third, or is All Out Life not on it?
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TopicDSPGaming General 9: Overdraft League
Chev427BB
07/21/19 4:52:10 AM
#283
The mean streets of Connecticut.
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TopicDSPGaming General 9: Overdraft League
Chev427BB
07/18/19 5:49:41 PM
#261
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