Current Events > Need to fart and sneeze at work but too scared

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Rika_Furude 09/29/19 11:45:38 PM #1:	My eyes are watering up I almost sneezed and it was the worst Im trying to hold in my fart and im afraid if i sneeze ill let it rip This is a terrible monday --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:928126073] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote>My eyes are watering up I almost sneezed and it was the worst Im trying to hold in my fart and im afraid if i sneeze ill let it rip This is a terrible monday</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 09/29/19 11:53:21 PM #2:	You can seriously hurt yourself holding in a sneeze dude. Better do it, the awkwardness is worth what youll save in medical bills. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:928126279] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote>You can seriously hurt yourself holding in a sneeze dude. Better do it, the awkwardness is worth what youll save in medical bills.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 09/29/19 11:53:59 PM #3:	If you fart and sneeze simultaneously you take a screenshot of your soul. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:928126300] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote>If you fart and sneeze simultaneously you take a screenshot of your soul. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 09/29/19 11:56:13 PM #4:	Duncanwii posted... You can seriously hurt yourself holding in a sneeze dude. Better do it, the awkwardness is worth what youll save in medical bills. I wasnt trying to hold in the sneeze just the fart When i almost sneezed it was quite a pathetic loud puff of air. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:928126354] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote><cite>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>You can seriously hurt yourself holding in a sneeze dude. Better do it, the awkwardness is worth what youll save in medical bills.</quote> I wasnt trying to hold in the sneeze just the fart When i almost sneezed it was quite a pathetic loud puff of air.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 09/29/19 11:59:16 PM #5:	Fart into a jar. That way noone will know. --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:928126442] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote>Fart into a jar. That way noone will know.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 09/30/19 12:02:00 AM #6:	If you keep a pen cap in there, it will naturally seep out so the gas wont build up... no pressure no fart --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:928126517] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote>If you keep a pen cap in there, it will naturally seep out so the gas wont build up... no pressure no fart</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rika_Furude 09/30/19 12:11:20 AM #8:	ProfessorKukui posted... Press your palate Press my what now --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:928126785] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote><cite>ProfessorKukui posted...</cite> <quote>Press your palate </quote> Press my what now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 09/30/19 12:13:24 AM #9:	Rika_Furude posted... ProfessorKukui posted... Press your palate Press my what now Its located just below your taint --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:928126847] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote>Rika_Furude posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ProfessorKukui posted...</cite> <quote>Press your palate </quote> Press my what now</quote> Its located just below your taint</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Gold 09/30/19 12:14:55 AM #10:	Pass your gas and laugh maniacally. <cite>Big_Gold posted [p:928126893] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote>Pass your gas and laugh maniacally.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gloBal enemy 09/30/19 12:15:42 AM #11:	wtf why can't you just get up and walk to the bathroom (or even a corridor/print room/etc) and let it go? --- If you can understand this, I'm 2/cosC for you. <cite>gloBal enemy posted [p:928126911] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote>wtf why can't you just get up and walk to the bathroom (or even a corridor/print room/etc) and let it go? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 09/30/19 12:16:49 AM #12:	gloBal enemy posted... wtf why can't you just get up and walk to the bathroom (or even a corridor/print room/etc) and let it go? Maybe he aint got no arms and legs --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:928126937] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote>gloBal enemy posted...</cite> <quote>wtf why can't you just get up and walk to the bathroom (or even a corridor/print room/etc) and let it go? </quote> Maybe he aint got no arms and legs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 09/30/19 3:04:48 AM #13:	Important update I managed to sneeze without farting, somehow by some miracle Im also back home from work now. I released my fart. It didnt smell like "eeewww fart". It smelled like "did someone just shit on the floor" --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:928130411] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote>Important update I managed to sneeze without farting, somehow by some miracle Im also back home from work now. I released my fart. It didnt smell like "eeewww fart". It smelled like "did someone just shit on the floor"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 09/30/19 3:05:21 AM #14:	gloBal enemy posted... wtf why can't you just get up and walk to the bathroom (or even a corridor/print room/etc) and let it go? What if the fart was a stealth shart --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:928130419] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote><cite>gloBal enemy posted...</cite> <quote>wtf why can't you just get up and walk to the bathroom (or even a corridor/print room/etc) and let it go? </quote> What if the fart was a stealth shart</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 09/30/19 3:10:42 AM #15:	Rika_Furude posted... What if the fart was a stealth shart what if you get to the bathroom and the troll fart wont come out --- https://i.imgtc.com/PruZV73.png https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn <cite>ModLogic posted [p:928130489] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote>Rika_Furude posted... </cite> <quote>What if the fart was a stealth shart</quote>what if you get to the bathroom and the troll fart wont come out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 09/30/19 3:13:21 AM #16:	ModLogic posted... Rika_Furude posted... What if the fart was a stealth shart what if you get to the bathroom and the troll fart wont come out Also a valid point. It could have also been one of those explosive farts you hear a few rooms over --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:928130535] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote><cite>ModLogic posted...</cite> <quote> Rika_Furude posted... </cite> <quote> What if the fart was a stealth shart </quote>what if you get to the bathroom and the troll fart wont come out </quote> Also a valid point. It could have also been one of those explosive farts you hear a few rooms over</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gloBal enemy 09/30/19 3:52:19 AM #17:	Rika_Furude posted... Also a valid point. It could have also been one of those explosive farts you hear a few rooms over 1. cubicle brings privacy 2. at least it's being done in a place where it's not as inconsiderate as next to colleagues --- If you can understand this, I'm 2/cosC for you. <cite>gloBal enemy posted [p:928131195] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote>Rika_Furude posted... </cite> <quote>Also a valid point. It could have also been one of those explosive farts you hear a few rooms over</quote> 1. cubicle brings privacy 2. at least it's being done in a place where it's not as inconsiderate as next to colleagues </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkFists 09/30/19 3:58:48 AM #18:	Farting is a normal bodily function, if you gotta fart, just let it rip, if your co-workers complain just say you're doing your fart in the circle of life --- "The starting point is of the utmost importance." https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198082054527/#sort=order <cite>DarkFists posted [p:928131282] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote>Farting is a normal bodily function, if you gotta fart, just let it rip, if your co-workers complain just say you're doing your fart in the circle of life </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 09/30/19 4:01:44 AM #19:	Rika_Furude posted... Also a valid point. and then you wait there 5.min and no fart is coming. so you walk back and as soon as you get to your desk the troll is back. now you can't go to the toilet again so soon after you just came back. --- https://i.imgtc.com/PruZV73.png https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn <cite>ModLogic posted [p:928131327] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote>Rika_Furude posted... </cite> <quote>Also a valid point.</quote>and then you wait there 5.min and no fart is coming. so you walk back and as soon as you get to your desk the troll is back. now you can't go to the toilet again so soon after you just came back. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 09/30/19 4:16:39 AM #20:	Drop a book on the floor right when you let it rip to mask the noise --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:928131561] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote>Drop a book on the floor right when you let it rip to mask the noise </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 09/30/19 4:17:32 AM #21:	Just rip ass already --- boobies... <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:928131578] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote>Just rip ass already </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 09/30/19 4:27:22 AM #22:	ModLogic posted... Rika_Furude posted... Also a valid point. and then you wait there 5.min and no fart is coming. so you walk back and as soon as you get to your desk the troll is back. now you can't go to the toilet again so soon after you just came back. If i was bolder i could make eye contact with my boss as i head back in --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:928131743] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote><cite>ModLogic posted...</cite> <quote>Rika_Furude posted... </cite> <quote> Also a valid point.</quote>and then you wait there 5.min and no fart is coming. so you walk back and as soon as you get to your desk the troll is back. now you can't go to the toilet again so soon after you just came back. </quote> If i was bolder i could make eye contact with my boss as i head back in</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chev427BB 09/30/19 4:41:13 AM #23:	Then you point at your eyes and point at him as you walk in, or just fart right in front of him while staring him right in the eyes. Assert your dominance. --- https://imgur.com/YKhehBQ <cite>Chev427BB posted [p:928131910] in Need to fa... [t:78051749]...</cite> <quote>Then you point at your eyes and point at him as you walk in, or just fart right in front of him while staring him right in the eyes. Assert your dominance. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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