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Topicwhat should I do if my friends keep asking me to go to superhero movies
Cacciato
07/22/18 4:44:11 AM
#12
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Cacciato posted...
acesxhigh posted...
i hate super hero movies but whenever me and my buds feel like going to the movies they want to see the newest 200 minute marvel headache instead of something watchable. what can i do

I know it's nitpicking but the longest Marvel movie is only around 160 minutes :/

Only 2 hours 40 minutes.

Look at you over here doing math. I cant believe people think youre dumb!
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Topicwhat should I do if my friends keep asking me to go to superhero movies
Cacciato
07/22/18 3:47:47 AM
#7
acesxhigh posted...
i hate super hero movies but whenever me and my buds feel like going to the movies they want to see the newest 200 minute marvel headache instead of something watchable. what can i do

I know it's nitpicking but the longest Marvel movie is only around 160 minutes :/
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TopicI am wondering if it would be plausible for a children's television show to
Cacciato
07/22/18 3:40:28 AM
#3
HelIWithoutSin posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
uneducational cartoon that does nothing but rot children's brains with a warped view of reality from a young age


Holy shit, is that why you are the way you are?

Nailed it
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TopicI might really be the SunWuKung of legend.
Cacciato
07/22/18 2:20:57 AM
#13
DevilSummoner1 posted...
Mead posted...
I think I know where you stuck that pole


i think it's a little too crowded

with what sunny having his own head up his ass

that's you meant right :^)

Nice
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicRacist people pretending to not be racist....
Cacciato
07/22/18 12:28:00 AM
#29
Are you gonna tell us why your yourDaddie account is in purg or not
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TopicI'd buy good DLC before I'd buy...
Cacciato
07/22/18 12:27:27 AM
#12
@Solid_Sonic posted...
Cacciato posted...
Ok

That wasnt even warranted, shut the hell up.

You can shut the fuck up and sit in the corner with ICO too
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TopicMario Party is such bullshit
Cacciato
07/21/18 11:06:15 PM
#14
GanglyKhan posted...
I don't know what TheWorstPoster did to any of you, but even if it was horrible, acting that way towards them is seriously reprehensible.

You can shut the fuck up and sit over there with him.
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TopicMario Party is such bullshit
Cacciato
07/21/18 10:11:30 PM
#3
TheWorstPoster posted...
Who gives a damn about the most casual of casual multiplayer games anyway?

Seriously. Out of all of the Mario related spinoffs, Mario Party is the worst.

Shut the fuck up and sit your unemployed ass in the corner.
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TopicTrump Supporters gets Disney to FIRE JAMES GUNN over his RAPE and PEDO JOKES!!!
Cacciato
07/21/18 8:34:13 PM
#19
Revelation34 posted...
BloodWhen_iWipe posted...
Not really. Disney is hyper-sensitive when it comes to PR. Nothing can be allowed to tarnish the Mouse.


You realize you just backed up what I said, right?

What? No he didnt. Again, stop typing stupid shit.
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TopicGeorge Bush Sr.'s doctor was murdered
Cacciato
07/21/18 8:22:44 PM
#4
He knew the value of hard work, an education, and gainful employment. It's too bad he's gone, he could have taught you some things.
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TopicI'd buy good DLC before I'd buy...
Cacciato
07/21/18 6:14:46 PM
#2
Ok
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TopicGuardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn fired for old Tweets : (
Cacciato
07/21/18 5:55:29 PM
#50
Mead posted...
What he said was gross but he was a shock comic at the time

I do not think he should have been fired

This. Only two or three were really pushing it in my opinion. And even then they werent that bad.
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TopicIt's been nearly a year since my wife left me.
Cacciato
07/21/18 5:27:19 PM
#7
GanglyKhan posted...
Kazuma_Yagami posted...
My main issue is that I cant swem to eat enough. Its not that Im not hungry, its just living with my parents now makes getting the food I need harder.

Same way here, man. Also realize that growth is a very slow process unless you're one of those body builder types who eat 6 kinds of meals ever and work out for 2 and a half hours 5 daya a week. If you're going just for weight gain, it's gonna take a long while. Something you can do for better muscle definition is lower weight, higher reps. And who cares if you cap out at 105 on bench for a day? Doing 15 reps 5 times in a set will have your muscles screaming but it will help make you more toned.

Overall man, it sounds like you got a positive outlook on progress but don't forget that it's not exponential. You'll hit walls and sometimes even slip back, but just keep pushing at it and try something different from time to time.

Thats not very good fitness advice
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TopicSpent 6 weeks in Oregon. California is ghetto, full of fires and no plastic bags
Cacciato
07/21/18 1:13:11 PM
#20
Revelation34 posted...
funbot posted...

What does it feel like to be so wrong?


Not sure. Hasn't happened yet.

You didnt know what the word period meant.
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TopicSim City remake wishful thinking
Cacciato
07/21/18 7:26:11 AM
#3
Please stop making topics
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TopicYou're getting married. One 8/10 partner or four 4/10 partners
Cacciato
07/21/18 2:41:19 AM
#35
Revelation34 posted...
InhumaneRaider posted...
This is what I think a 4/10 looks like and that's not bad, not necessarily 10/10. but still, I'd be down.

NxadNee


You have very high standards if you think she looks like a 4/10. She's closer to a 7-8.

After reading that sentence, if you told me 2 plus 2 was 4 Id say you were wrong.
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TopicMy friend told a woman, "fuck her and her ugly ass children."
Cacciato
07/21/18 2:40:25 AM
#144
Zikten posted...
To hell with your friend. He was very much wrong and if I wasn't shy, I would have told him off too and defended the mom. Screw this guy. He sounds like a jerk

Lmao
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TopicSpent 6 weeks in Oregon. California is ghetto, full of fires and no plastic bags
Cacciato
07/20/18 11:15:17 PM
#10
Sarcasthma posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
It would be in everyone's best interest if Commiefornia seceded

It would be in everyone's best interest if you were deported. :D

DirtBasedSoap posted...
imagine doing next to nothing with your life, mooching off of taxpayer money while preaching conservative values you dont practice at all hahahaha fucking icoyar man

@TheWorstPoster

These
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicThe father of two Parkland School shooting survivers was shot and killed.
Cacciato
07/20/18 11:08:03 PM
#3
Zangulus posted...
https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/07/20/us/bush-cardiologist-killed-in-houston/index.html

Heart doctor for former President George H.W. Bush killed in bicycle drive-by shooting

It's bizarre when this one is the most shocking to me out of the three.
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TopicI may have a date tomorrow boys give me advice
Cacciato
07/20/18 9:48:01 PM
#4
Person106 posted...
"Grab her by the pussy."

Yo Im p sure that bitch (his words not mine) would enjoy that shit bruh
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicWhy do conservatives change their mind so easly if their leaders do?
Cacciato
07/20/18 8:00:27 PM
#6
Howd your yourDaddie account end up in purgatory?
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TopicOutside of accidental injury; I just had the worst exercise experience...
Cacciato
07/20/18 7:57:58 PM
#4
Chafing? Chafing and sunburn?
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TopicYou are now manually blinking
Cacciato
07/20/18 6:52:03 PM
#2
Kind of like youve never thought about working for years?
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TopicWhy does the left attack each other so agresively?
Cacciato
07/20/18 6:18:53 PM
#3
Please stop making topics.
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TopicMy friend told a woman, "fuck her and her ugly ass children."
Cacciato
07/20/18 3:19:56 PM
#130
OhhhJa posted...
Cacciato posted...
darkknight109 posted...
GenericGuy posted...
_AdjI_ posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
darkknight109 posted...
Yes, he was wrong.

Generally it's considered bad manners to swear around kids (yes, even in a public space). All she was asking for was for him to mind his manners and he followed it up with an insult.

She was in no position to challenge his behaviour as a stranger.


Sure she was. You don't have to know somebody personally to have a better grasp of manners than they do.

Imagine being this much of a white knight.

How far humanity has fallen...

"How far humanity has fallen"? Really?

You don't know how swearing used to be treated, do you? Here, I'll give you an idea - when he was a young man my grandfather used to haul off and punch people if they had the audacity to swear in front of women or children, and that response was considered completely acceptable, if a bit heavy-handed. Back then, swears were literal "fighting words" and using them in public was an open invitation for a beating.

Thats pretty fucking stupid and your grandpa sounds like a piece of shit.

His grandfather was Crocodile Dundee. Show some respect

And then his grandpa stabbed those people with a knoife for swearing
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TopicMy friend told a woman, "fuck her and her ugly ass children."
Cacciato
07/20/18 3:14:52 PM
#127
darkknight109 posted...
GenericGuy posted...
_AdjI_ posted...
Kyuubi4269 posted...
darkknight109 posted...
Yes, he was wrong.

Generally it's considered bad manners to swear around kids (yes, even in a public space). All she was asking for was for him to mind his manners and he followed it up with an insult.

She was in no position to challenge his behaviour as a stranger.


Sure she was. You don't have to know somebody personally to have a better grasp of manners than they do.

Imagine being this much of a white knight.

How far humanity has fallen...

"How far humanity has fallen"? Really?

You don't know how swearing used to be treated, do you? Here, I'll give you an idea - when he was a young man my grandfather used to haul off and punch people if they had the audacity to swear in front of women or children, and that response was considered completely acceptable, if a bit heavy-handed. Back then, swears were literal "fighting words" and using them in public was an open invitation for a beating.

Thats pretty fucking stupid and your grandpa sounds like a piece of shit.
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Topicit's hot enough to fry an egg on the side of the road in texas....
Cacciato
07/20/18 3:13:46 PM
#20
NightMareBunny posted...
JazzMasterZero posted...
But is it hot enough to toast a pop-tart?


probably hot enough for it to get glued to the road

We have other questions that need answering.
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TopicDid you try authentic Mexican restaurant AFTER Taco Bell/Taco Time and realize
Cacciato
07/20/18 2:15:21 AM
#43
Revelation34 posted...
Cacciato posted...
Stop typing stupid shit


Food is expensive.

You can get a burrito at a Mexican restaurant for less than ten dollars.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicDid you try authentic Mexican restaurant AFTER Taco Bell/Taco Time and realize
Cacciato
07/20/18 1:13:29 AM
#39
Revelation34 posted...
OhhhJa posted...
Actual Mexican food is also generally cheaper for how much food you get but I understand that not every area has authentic Mexican food in near proximity


I could buy 10 $1 Taco Bell burritos than 1 real Mexican burrito for $10.

Stop typing stupid shit
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Topicit's hot enough to fry an egg on the side of the road in texas....
Cacciato
07/20/18 12:04:37 AM
#7
Mead posted...
Hey everyone just thought Id make a topic letting you know that its hot in Texas in the middle of July

For a guy who never goes outside he sure bitches about the weather a lot.
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TopicIf global warming is as bad as we think, alaska may be the future
Cacciato
07/19/18 9:13:30 PM
#3
Maybe. But its not like central Alaska doesnt get into the 90s already.
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TopicIs Hipsterdom even a thing anymore
Cacciato
07/19/18 8:54:52 PM
#4
But I though exerting control which would require some sort of effort and you clearly try to avoid doing that at all.
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TopicIs Hipsterdom even a thing anymore
Cacciato
07/19/18 8:42:42 PM
#2
What do you care? Not like you see any of them at your job.
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TopicI almost got arrested today...
Cacciato
07/19/18 7:19:13 PM
#4
green dragon posted...
You must be white

Lol
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TopicDid you try authentic Mexican restaurant AFTER Taco Bell/Taco Time and realize
Cacciato
07/19/18 3:54:40 PM
#22
I honestly dont think I've ever thought to myself "I want Mexican food, gonna head to Taco Bell".

It's always been "I want Taco Bell, gonna head to Taco Bell".
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TopicWhen you think of the mythical god, Zeus, what do you picture him as?
Cacciato
07/19/18 3:53:06 PM
#11
Lokarin posted...
Cacciato posted...
Literally the one from the Hercules cartoon.




I grew up with this cartoon.

Well I grew up with the Disney movie so I went with that.
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TopicWhen you think of the mythical god, Zeus, what do you picture him as?
Cacciato
07/19/18 3:50:34 PM
#6
Literally the one from the Hercules cartoon.
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TopicWhats your favorite Italian Dish?
Cacciato
07/19/18 3:49:56 PM
#15
The bowls. But I've seen some nice plates before.
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TopicMy friend told a woman, "fuck her and her ugly ass children."
Cacciato
07/19/18 3:48:15 PM
#45
InhumaneRaider posted...
I'd say no, primarily because it was an offhand comment and the woman should have minded her own business, there's no need to confront the individual about their language, just tell your child that they're not supposed to use that kind of language. Seems like she wanted to just argue.

However, the remark, as funny as it may be, is kind of mean lol.

All of this lol.

I dont know who gets that upset over swearing anymore, especially when it was apparently done in front of kids without meaning to. But get the fuck over it and just tell your kids not to do it.
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Topicis there a way to view facebook messenger posts without it being marked as seen?
Cacciato
07/19/18 3:04:20 PM
#11
LinkPizza posted...
Also, if it's a short post, you should be able to read it through the notification icon before even unlocking the phone...

That's how I get around it too
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Topicsteven universe creator comes out as Non-Binary Gender
Cacciato
07/19/18 1:47:08 AM
#7
EclairReturns posted...
I fail to see how this qualifies as news.

Its news for NMB, especially given his opinion on anyone he doesnt consider normal.
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TopicI had to fill the strangest food delivery order today.
Cacciato
07/19/18 12:23:44 AM
#45
Mead posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
Did the order weigh less than a pound like a baby though?


Lmao

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TopicI had to fill the strangest food delivery order today.
Cacciato
07/18/18 10:38:46 PM
#24
dancer62 posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
That's a hell of a misquote.

I figured you meant "fryer", a cooking apparatus, rather than "friar", a monk or priest, but it was too absurd to pass up.

Hes talking about how you literally quoted the wrong person.
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TopicI meet this nice qt on tinder
Cacciato
07/18/18 10:34:59 PM
#45
Nomak-54 posted...
also, I never called her a bitch so your post makes no sense LMAO

https://imgur.com/bxqYRvK

You know you can view previous edits, right?

I take back what I said about lying to her, you cant even do that correctly.
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TopicSan Fransisco is now registering illegal aliens to vote
Cacciato
07/18/18 10:17:21 PM
#32
TheWorstPoster posted...
shadowsword87 posted...
According to my state, Michigan, this is the steps.

1. Be eligible. It's just basic "live where you can vote".

2. Fill out an application. Do it 30 days before the vote.

3. Turn in application.

4. Get a card that says where to vote.

5. Direct quote about when voting, "Present acceptable photo ID at polls or sign an affidavit if no photo ID is available".

So... photo ID maybe?


Where I live, all you need to do is tell them your name and street address. No showing any ID of any sort, whatsoever.

You can see the problem here.

The problem? The fact that you can contribute to the democratic process without returning anything back to the society that allows you to vote?
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TopicI meet this nice qt on tinder
Cacciato
07/18/18 9:05:52 PM
#41
thats p cool man glad you found a dope bitch thats cool and lets you call her a bitch. you should probably lie since your real personality seems p lame bruh
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Topicwhy does arbys reference anime and video games so much on twitter?
Cacciato
07/18/18 8:18:13 PM
#12
FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...
Cacciato posted...
why are you the way you are

Arby's.

Makes sense
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Topicwhy does arbys reference anime and video games so much on twitter?
Cacciato
07/18/18 7:41:01 PM
#8
why are you the way you are
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TopicI had to fill the strangest food delivery order today.
Cacciato
07/18/18 7:05:47 PM
#18
SunWuKung420 posted...
Smarkil posted...
you got demoted to delivery boy?


Since when do delivery boys, "fill the order", genius?

You sure showed him! You're a cook, you're much better than that!
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Topicheliy is in purg for 30 days lmao
Cacciato
07/18/18 7:04:54 PM
#7
Ogurisama posted...
That sucks man

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