Lurker > Cacciato

RoboXgp89 posted...

i'm sure lots of people get parkinsons from these drugs that put holes in your brain if you stay awake too long

Is that what happened to you?

Mead posted...

Sunny has literally buried his ass back in the middle ages in an attempt to seem superior

This is some real life Dwight Schrute shenanigans

dickback*

KodyKeir posted...

Not really, we've only been around for about two hundred thousand years,and were nearly wiped out multiple times. If your strategy for survival is sheer dumb luck, that's not a strategy so much as a hope and a prayer.

Well, sheer dumb luck is his strategy for pro-creation and its unfortunately worked out well for him so far.

SunWuKung420 posted...

I'm still going to trust nature over man-made and that's ok.

Well, yeah. But thats because the board knows youre a fucking idiot.

Mead posted...

that at least I can understand

they should still get one, but I get it

Thats why I postponed it for so long. Almost all my care is done through the VA and they were prioritizing the older vets so I didnt get offered one. Then finally I just walked into a CVS and they were like yeah we take walk-ins so I was like shoot me up

thats what made me laugh about that conservative paranoia about door-to-door vaccinations, because I was like shit if that were an option Id have been vaccinated months ago

Ive always wondered how many people didnt get it out of sheer laziness

Ive only blatantly fat shamed two people that I can remember and that was genuinely to help them as well as all of us around them, and it was more of last ditch Hail Mary attempt to convince them to lose weight.

generally, I try to treat a persons weight as their personal business until it starts to become my business.

Link_of_time posted...

Not even close to true.

Youll soon learn that our boy kirby here is a fucking idiot.

Agreed, its a pain in the ass. Accepted a job with the USDA and they had to do a background check. Its even more annoying when youre ex-military and so are most of your friends/references and we move a lot.

SunWuKung420 posted...

There are many ways to have smoke without fire, just like there are many ways cacciato lies.

Marie messaged me on Facebook and said you hit her again. You need to get your drinking under control. It was one thing when it was just the two of you. Youre raising Larrys kid now and need to make better decisions.

Revelation34 posted...

Feeding random children at the beach is a disturbing idea.

Its Sunny, thats how he is with children.

Buy some CLR.

Dmess85 posted...

Is "Green Knight" a flavor of weed lol?

Green Crack sure is though.

Reigning_King posted...

I choose not to have friends, just as a choose not to have a girl friend,

Whatever you need to tell yourself to cope on a daily basis, big guy.

SunWuKung420 posted...

You got to make sure it tastes good.

thats what they kept reminding you to do before they finally fired you?

Chlamydia from this blonde chick in Philadelphia that lured me into her with the promise of pierogis.

OhhhJa posted...

My opinion is no less relevant than yours

Ehhhhhhhh

Krazy_Kirby posted...

just because it's a country, doesn't mean it also isn't an island

nothing gets by you, champ.

Sycophant posted...

They are tied with China and one gold medal ahead of USA.

Of course in total medal count the USA and China have a lot more but its still impressive.

I believe you were asked to refrain from making topics, particularly for reasons like this one.

Schindlers List

Jen0125 posted...

Lmaooo light* insurance fraud ty

Dunno why he even gives a shit since his get rich quick scheme was to sell fucking life insurance.

Notschmendrake posted...

wait, did you mean hot wife? PLEASE tell me you meant hot wife

He calls her his how wife because shes constantly walking around their home she pays for saying to herself how did I fuck up this badly?

SunWuKung420 posted...

Nah, dude, I'm rubber.

No, rubber is what I wish your dad wouldve used.

Reigning_King posted...

Ignorance is bliss as they say. I'm sure I wouldn't be so tired of dealing with you humans if I wasn't as enlightened as I am.

Yeah, youre enlightened. Thats how you use quotation marks, dumbass.

Reigning_King posted...

Again notice the quotation marks in my post. I'm not talking about mass shootings, I'm talking about "mass" shootings. This shouldn't be this hard for you to wrap your head around.

By all means please explain the difference.

Zareth posted...

What makes a "mass" shooting different from a mass shooting? Does it take place at a Catholic church?

Shouldnt it be a Mass shooting then?

Reigning_King posted...

Notice the quotation marks around mass in my post. Now who is being dense here?

No, its still you. Since there were mass shootings regardless of whatever your personal definition is.

SunWuKung420 posted...

Cute kid. Mine is cuter though.

Im friends with Marie on Facebook. Its not.

Reigning_King posted...

I honestly, no jokes or malice included, feel sorry for people like you who let themselves fall into fearmongering culture. You do know that in 2020 despite having no "mass" shootings it was still the deadly year for gun violence in general right? Like you're afraid of one thing you logically don't really need to be while seemingly ignoring much more tangible dangers because those one aren't hyped up and reported on as much.

What the fuck are you talking about? There were mass shootings in 2020. Why are you this dense? Is it on purpose?

SunWuKung420 posted...

Still consistently smarter than you.

Im flattered you think thats an insult, and surprised that you think its true.

Cmon Damien, you dont want Marie to see these things. What would Mrs Clifton think?

Also, nice edit big guy.

How are you constantly this fucking stupid

teddy241 posted...

No thanks. I took the risk of the injection and now im going to embrace not suffocating my lungs and heart while i workout at the gym. I lost a year and a half worth of muscle mass. its taken me about 2 months and im just barely getting back to where i was.

Lol. Im sure it was a devastating loss. And you can work out in a mask, I did it for months.

faramir77 posted...

Counterpoint:

https://youtu.be/O9YL04v-J5U

Thats always the first thing I think of whenever someone brings Lance Armstrong up

Reigning_King posted...

The reason I feel so strongly about this bullshit is because the over the top counter measures that were and are being taken are ultimately going to cause more human suffering than if they hadn't been taken. Even worse the people pushing them act like they're in the right, I might understand if they would openly admit that it was more about saving their own skin and keeping their power but instead they flood the media with all this sickening, sappy trash when they're the villains here.

Can you go back to being that dumbass that draws shitty swords?

CoorsLight posted...

I know I fell for the bait too but Sunny seems more and more like a troll to me. I still think there are elements of him that are just genuinely weird too though

Oh Im sure he acts up a little bit of his stupidity, but most of its all him. Either you deliberately post personal information about yourself or youre just that goddamn dumb to do it on literally multiple occasions.

SunWuKung420 posted...

Cacciatore thinks few is spelled wrong. Hilarious.

Complete the phrase: ______ is me.

here are your choices:

1. Woe
2. Whoa

Because I know which version you used, Sunny. Dont backtrack because youre too damn dumb to spell basic words correctly.

SunWuKung420 posted...

Reading comprehension on this board is at an all-time low.

Doesnt mean much coming from a guy who cant spell.

SunWuKung420 posted...

Thank you @Cacciato for proving that you are stalking me. It's not a good look but at least it's in the open.

Well if youre stupid enough to post your own personal information from a wedding invitation on this board even after you attempted to censor it, youre obviously stupid enough to admit your interest in 12 year olds.

SunWuKung420 posted...

Can you read?

Can you spell phew correctly? Or is this a repeat of your whoa is me fuck up?

SunWuKung420 posted...

The idea that I'm not vaccinating my child is just another example of you believing fake news.

Or an extension of all your other dumbass behavior.

SunWuKung420 posted...

In current society, no.
There was a time when it was necessary though.

Adult age children are always a bad thing.

i think Im just gonna report your ass to CPS and save everyone the trouble

SunWuKung420 posted...

I'm not surprised you believe fake news.

I dont. Just what I read in your posts. Poor Marie.

I thought you got arrested outside a Philadelphia middle school for sniffing bicycle seats.

Please refrain from making topics.

Krazy_Kirby posted...

when you try to make a movie trilogy based a really long book, they are going to take awhile

What a stunning observation

Entity13 posted...

So all the staff are gals? Huh.

Well, let 'er rip, I guess.

Unless its something like an Anytime Fitness where the staff are all gone by like 6.

Blightzkrieg posted...

Is it still irony if it's just legit a good point

Lmfao

PK_Spam posted...

Looks like you have 7 cats now

Man I hope not.

__starsnostars posted...

I took in a stray once who unbeknownst to me was pregnant. Had a litter of six kittens. I kept two of them and found homes mostly though friends and acquaintances for the others.

Any advice?

Mead posted...

I think its good to set up some blankets in a closet area so it has a place that feels safe

Yeah thats the game plan. I think I can block off some room in my kitchen to set up an area shed like. I went and got some food and flea stuff. I figure if she wants to stick around indoors I wont kick her out

faramir77 posted...

Cats are always inadvertently adopted.

Pretty much. Shes obviously a stray but not quite feral. I just didnt want her/her kittens to get eaten out here by some coyote or fox.

i figure afterwards I can just take her to the shelter or something.

And shes pretty pregnant. Wtf do I need to do to keep everyone alive.