Lurker > Cacciato

ClarkDuke posted...

not to mention, hes grown delusional and seems convinced that despite being impotent due to alcoholism, he is somehow the babies father, ok?

it was weird enough having him trying to go with us to her doctors appointments. at this rate, i feel hes either delusional or in love with me, ok?

Lmfao

ClarkDuke posted...

is english your native language, as ive noticed youve had repeated difficulty grasping general context, ok?

Lmfao

SunWuKung420 posted...

She took the first opportunity to get away from you.

explains why you went all Eminem-Dr Dre on Marie and locked her in your basement.

Jen0125 posted...

https://www.businessinsider.com/ted-cruz-went-jamaica-july-4-flouting-health-guidelines-wapo-2021-2

Damn this hex is working overtime

The end of that article is fucking brutal.

Twitter has to be one of the greatest political tools Ive ever seen just because it documents every hypocritical, dumbass tweet a politician puts out.

LinkPizza posted...

What happened to the apostrophes?

They were removed for marketing/advertising purposes, according to Damien.

Jen0125 posted...

More bad press for Rafael

https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-accused-flying-cancun
-texas-power-outages-photo-goes-viral-1570118

(remove the space after Cancun. Gamefaqs thought I was trying to type c*** )

Damn. This is what I came in this topic to post lol

SunWuKung420 posted...

I don't have any terrible tattoos either.

Why lie about this on the internet?

Yes, if theres no one around you and your phones audio recording is off and you know there arent any Ring cameras and you know that youre like this has got to be the one time its okay.

SunWuKung420 posted...

Link, this board makes up lies about me constantly.

hush now, dickback.

JoanOfArcade posted...

The heck are you talking about Lok

by manpads hes referring to MANPADS AKA man portable air defense systems, like a Stinger missile.

never mind. He got me by 30 seconds. Crap joke, but at least I got the reference.

Revelation34 posted...

The constitution as written applies to you the same exact way it applies to Trump.

What the fuck are you talking about? Why do you do this every time? Come out of left field with some bizarre shit like this.

he didnt even say anything about the Constitution. Just shut the fuck up already.

Krazy_Kirby posted...

you said they stand for it, they clearly only stand for parts of it

whyd you ignore my post?

Krazy_Kirby posted...

right to bear arms is in the constitution

Where? I was under the impression it was only in the amendments to the constitution.

Revelation34 posted...

Found a Vice "journalist".

Citation needed.

Well I guess the NBA has spoken also it doesnt matter now.

gotta play our magic song before the game can start

Oh shut the fuck up, Rev

DirtBasedSoap posted...

im gonna brew a beer and call it Skittles

fun fact: when I worked at a marijuana distribution center, we got around the names girl scout cookies and gorilla glue by just calling them Cookie Glue lol

yeah we have a company out here that grows in Gibsonburg so they just named it Gibsonburg Glue and whenever a patient asks the employee will just say Its Gorilla Glue. We just had to rename it for legal purposes

or the cultivator just lists it as GG #4 or something. Same thing with GSC

Far-Queue posted...

Lmao

Guys did it look like this?

man101 posted...

But then you're getting all the water and she's naked in a shower and probably wet which gets really fucking cold really quickly.

I mean shes only gonna be cold for 10 or 15 seconds

Just wondering. Ive been to other countries but never sporting events and didnt know if that was a thing over there too.

captpackrat posted...

I've tried doing stuff in the shower. Several times. Someone always ends up sputtering with a face full of water.

You dont just put your back to the shower head and then her back to you?

im also a little ashamed for posting in a Philoktetes topic without just immediately calling him out on the copy/paste thing

Forest_Temple posted...

Felt weird that im reading this thread and then get a call from a British person at work which is really rare.

Crikey

captpackrat posted...

One of you ends up being sprayed in the face with water. The. Whole. Time.

are you familiar with human anatomy?

SunWuKung420 posted...

I swear a moderator is behind most of the terrible gimmick alts.

Youre secretly a moderator?

wwinterj25 posted...

Apparently having manors is strange.

Almost got it.

MICHALECOLE posted...

52-9

chiefs

You were pretty close

PK_Spam posted...

Why are they getting a streaming service? What made them think people just know Paramounts catalogue the same way they do with Disney, another late contender to streaming

Paramount is what Spike TV became as well. Not that mean a lot but it does give some more info. Yellowstone right now is probably their biggest claim to fame as an actual network though.

I keep meaning to but always forget

BADoglick posted...

Cris Collinsworth is still upset the refs didn't take Zach Ertz touchdown away from him in super bowl 52

now heres a guy who just cant let something go

IronBornCorps posted...

Legal is more expensive than black market here tho. I got a dude.

yeah I work for a medical marijuana company here in Ohio. I tell people just to get their card and then drive to Michigan since its cheaper and you save even more since they accept Ohios card.

IronBornCorps posted...

I need to move to a legal state...

Just get your medical card. Its easy as hell and basically just a formality now. @IronBornCorps

AWinterJ posted...

Nah. You always take that crown.

You gotta do better than that, Bricoyar.

Revelation34 posted...

We all know you meant that for the 2nd part of that post, racist.

Well, at least you agree with me then.

So you dont think the founding fathers were racist? Its kinda hard to write we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal and then go on and allow slavery while limiting voting rights to men, dont you think, you fucking dunce?

Here comes Rev with his dumbass input.

Mead posted...

Why are people even talking about his accuracy like its a video game or something

You need a gold trophy in the Kenosha Event and you have to have over 50% accuracy. Without the trophy you cant Platinum the White Privilege Simulator 2020.

MICHALECOLE posted...

Jen, meads distant relative just died, this is not a time for jokes

Lmao

JigsawTDC posted...

Can you at least preserve them in a jar and give them to Sunny so he can keep them on a shelf in his pizza bar and glare menacingly at them from time to time as he piles pizzas in his stone brick oven.

Lol

Was it for the thing you posted earlier? Thats pretty vague I just remember you saying youd see if theyd take someone in their early 30s instead of late 30s, or something along those lines.

DragonClaw01 posted...

but this dude was two shots two kills, both head shots.

yeah, but its easy to say someones got great accuracy when you make up stuff like this. Watch: I never missed a single shot when I was in the army. See how easy that was?

I like when these events happen because its always great to see the ones who come out and defend the guy like well, black people say it so its fine.

SunWuKung420 posted...

6 months, wtf did you do? My child is due in 6 months.

Nice! So is Clarks!

JazzMasterZero posted...

Good luck, Clark. Im actually in a similar situation myself and havent been able to post as much. Actually just got back from the ultrasound and it was a pretty crazy situation. Apparently she lied to her husband that he wasnt allowed in for the appointment, but wanted me to be there. I had to sneak in while this guy was making a huge scene and stomping around outside the medical building. The guy reeked like alcohol so Im not surprised she didnt want him there but stressful stuff.

lmfao

SunWuKung420 posted...

It's quite informative that cacciato answers questions for clark. It almost like someone forgot to switch accounts before responding.

Dude, your sensitive ass just needs to go back to ignoring people. Sorry Marie fucked around on you, but none of us are surprised.

Lokarin posted...

But it WAS a lawful order, that's the problem

Holy fucking shit, why are you like this? How do you not understand the point that is trying to be made?

Lokarin posted...

Don't Godwin's Law, bruh - I'm still saying someone should be punished... it should just be someone higher up the food chain

Thats not Godwins Law as someone whos done military and law enforcement its literally the go-to reference as to why you have a moral duty to disregard an unlawful order.

Cook Out is the best Ive had on a regular basis from a chain.