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Topicsometimes i feel like we all have friends who like making us wait
Cacciato
02/20/18 10:19:08 PM
#27
Whoa, good one Zeus. You sure showed me.
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Topicsometimes i feel like we all have friends who like making us wait
Cacciato
02/20/18 9:38:24 PM
#24
Zeus posted...
Cacciato posted...
NightMareBunny posted...
and of course sooner or later someone's gotta use the excuse of "that's just life maybe if we didn't have bills or a job to worry about things would be simple but they aren't"

Are you fucking kidding me


Really? You're surprised that he's used to your trolling by now? =p

What?
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TopicNap topic in ITT this topic
Cacciato
02/20/18 8:47:28 PM
#2
Please stop
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TopicWhy are people so against armed security at schools?
Cacciato
02/20/18 8:45:17 PM
#54
Shes probably not too worried. I doubt you ever got that viagra prescription you needed.
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Topicsometimes i feel like we all have friends who like making us wait
Cacciato
02/20/18 8:33:08 PM
#20
NightMareBunny posted...
and of course sooner or later someone's gotta use the excuse of "that's just life maybe if we didn't have bills or a job to worry about things would be simple but they aren't"

Are you fucking kidding me
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Topicsometimes i feel like we all have friends who like making us wait
Cacciato
02/20/18 8:09:45 PM
#15
anti-helly posted...
i don't believe you have friends

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TopicWould you be her friend?
Cacciato
02/20/18 6:15:45 PM
#6
I liked it better when you just talked to yourself.
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TopicSo now John Oliver likes USA? Because he don't want China to lead?
Cacciato
02/20/18 6:13:53 PM
#11
Smarkil posted...
Cacciato posted...
When has he not liked the USA


He's always hated it. That's why he immigrated here, built a home, a career, friends, etc.

That's what you do when you hate a place.

I FUCKING KNEW IT
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TopicSo now John Oliver likes USA? Because he don't want China to lead?
Cacciato
02/20/18 4:19:26 PM
#3
When has he not liked the USA
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Topicsarah huckabee sanders looks like she constantly is smelling a foul odor
Cacciato
02/20/18 4:18:38 PM
#9
I dont think criticizing someones appearance is the best way to challenge their credibility.

But if I ever made an exception itd be for that nasty evil looking bitch
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TopicDoes Canada need more freedom?
Cacciato
02/20/18 7:03:15 AM
#3
Sarcasthma posted...
That's nice, dear.

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TopicI was in class and I was talking to these guys
Cacciato
02/20/18 1:14:18 AM
#25
Yeah, but youre special.
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TopicI need college names and I need them fast!
Cacciato
02/19/18 10:52:11 PM
#8
Adolf F. Hitler School for Friendship & Tolerance
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Topicso it's gonna rain for almost a whole week starting saturday in texas
Cacciato
02/19/18 10:24:11 AM
#33
NightMareBunny posted...
weather reports seem to be unreliable....

Whaaaaaaat. Holy fuckin shit I never would have expected that from days ago when I implied this
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TopicIf you don't like black panther
Cacciato
02/19/18 4:20:25 AM
#2
Whatd you just say about my colonizer?
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TopicDamn, does anyone else have one of those metal retainer wires?
Cacciato
02/18/18 7:19:45 PM
#10
Kyuubi4269 posted...
I prefer having one of my teeth 3/4 over another, it's no big deal.

Well youre British. We dont expect you to have good teeth.
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TopicSports Discussion Topic #171: I wonder what will happen in the MLB season this y
Cacciato
02/18/18 6:47:28 PM
#317
So how bout that JJ Redick
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TopicLet's just clear some stuff up here
Cacciato
02/18/18 6:27:09 PM
#37
SmokeMassTree posted...
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
welcome back


Thanks man

Sarcasthma posted...
So whatd you get in trouble for this time?


@Cacciato can explain if he wants. It seems like the mere mention of it from me gets me put into timeout.

Fuckin Christ you were in purgatory for that long?
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TopicIt has to be said.
Cacciato
02/18/18 1:39:23 PM
#2
Stop talking to yourself you fuckin goofball
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TopicYes, another inebriated discussion topic. What else is there?
Cacciato
02/18/18 1:34:12 PM
#34
Uggghh. I know.
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TopicDo you like mayonnaise?
Cacciato
02/18/18 1:33:55 PM
#21
edededdy posted...
_PandaMaster_ posted...
Just had an EGG Sandwich, with Mayonnaise!!! DELICIOUS!!!!

did you tell yourself all about it?

Lol
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TopicYes, another inebriated discussion topic. What else is there?
Cacciato
02/18/18 12:22:28 PM
#24
I think you may have a drinking problem, RC
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicYes, another inebriated discussion topic. What else is there?
Cacciato
02/18/18 11:38:33 AM
#20
Virginia. I cant start yet since I have to go to the gym. But I might try to start understanding around 4 pm since its the weekend.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicYes, another inebriated discussion topic. What else is there?
Cacciato
02/18/18 11:35:44 AM
#18
RCtheWSBC posted...
GanonsSpirit posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
e-loins entact

Do I need to be drunk to understand this?

Probably, yeah

Time to start understanding then!
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Topicpo(kung fu panda)isn't himself when he's hungry
Cacciato
02/18/18 11:01:52 AM
#2
Thank god all that rain hasnt interferes with your ability to post on gamefaqs
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TopicAs a truck driver I'm required to pass a physical every 2 yrs (gun control)
Cacciato
02/18/18 8:14:27 AM
#42
Kyuubi4269 posted...
KaptainKiro posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
The only reason America even became independent was because France helped them in a number of ways to spite Britain. It wasn't some plucky militiamen, it was an empire stretched too thin fighting another empire and prioritizing somewhere else within their domain.


hardly the only reason, but certainly a big factor. you are truly delusional if you think you can reduce the complexities of a military victory so easily.

Implying what America had was a military.

@Kyuubi4269 its odd seeing you post opinions on America after getting called out for posting things that are blatantly wrong
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicAs a truck driver I'm required to pass a physical every 2 yrs (gun control)
Cacciato
02/18/18 4:46:32 AM
#36
MacrossSpecial posted...
The NRA... that is all that needs to be said on the topic of guns in America.

Thats clearly not true at all. The fact that you think you can deduce it to something like that is childish.
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TopicAs a truck driver I'm required to pass a physical every 2 yrs (gun control)
Cacciato
02/18/18 3:59:15 AM
#31
Yellow posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
Tractor trailers kill way more people than guns
>_>


http://www.iihs.org/iihs/topics/t/large-trucks/fatalityfacts/large-trucks
A total of 3,986 people died in large truck crashes in 2016. Seventeen percent of these deaths were truck occupants, 66 percent were occupants of cars and other passenger vehicles, and 16 percent were pedestrians, bicyclists or motorcyclists. The number of people who died in large truck crashes was 27 percent higher in 2016 than in 2009, when it was the lowest it has been since the collection of fatal crash data began in 1975. The number of truck occupants who died was 47 percent higher than in 2009.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_violence_in_the_United_States
In 2013, there were 73,505 nonfatal firearm injuries (23.2 injuries per 100,000 U.S. citizens),[2][3] and 33,636 deaths due to "injury by firearms" (10.6 deaths per 100,000 U.S. citizens).[4] These deaths consisted of 11,208 homicides,[5] 21,175 suicides,[4] 505 deaths due to accidental or negligent discharge of a firearm, and 281 deaths due to firearms use with "undetermined intent".[4] Of the 2,596,993 total deaths in the US in 2013, 1.3% were related to firearms.

He was making a joke, champ. Fuckin Christ.
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TopicAny Fallout NV fans might want to check out Kingdom Come Deliverance
Cacciato
02/18/18 3:22:15 AM
#17
Smarkil posted...
I'd like to give it a shot but I'm gonna wait a while to see if it gets through the first run of patching.

It's a small dev, so I don't really feel like paying that amount of money until I know it's gonna work decently.

This. Im not dropping 60 bucks until I know its not a nightmare. At least with something like 7 days to die I only had to pay half that.
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TopicI didn't know the Egyptian gods were white.
Cacciato
02/18/18 3:07:28 AM
#32
Lmao. Okay, Zeus. Ill let you get back to your phrenology while youre at it.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicFuck it.
Cacciato
02/18/18 2:02:36 AM
#2
Okay.
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TopicI didn't know the Egyptian gods were white.
Cacciato
02/18/18 2:01:57 AM
#25
It is bizarre that zeus finds one black guy playing a Norse character less weird than a bunch of white performers playing Egyptian gods, historical controversy aside. But hey, thats what age does for you I guess.
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Topic141 days until I leave to Europe
Cacciato
02/18/18 1:58:17 AM
#22
You can get a passport done in less than six weeks, and probably the day before depending on how desperate you are.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicWhich of the Ben 10 aliens wasn't your favorite?
Cacciato
02/18/18 1:21:08 AM
#5
WarGreymon77 posted...
You mean was your favorite?

I believe he clarified that several hours ago.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicYes, another inebriated discussion topic. What else is there?
Cacciato
02/18/18 1:05:02 AM
#6
Bring booze to compensate for the sensory deprivation.
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TopicI'm new to baseball, need advice
Cacciato
02/17/18 10:55:41 PM
#23
HelIWithoutSin posted...
Wear two cups; one in front, one in back.
That black anti-glare grease stuff works best if you put it in a full circle around both eyes.
Pine tar inside your shoes helps you stick to the base path.

Best advice so far.
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TopicI finally DID IT!!!
Cacciato
02/17/18 10:12:29 PM
#8
EclairReturns posted...
For a second there, I thought TC was a virgin and today was his thirtieth birthday.

Youre probably not wrong.

edededdy posted...
youve finally split into a third personality so you can have a three way conversation with yourself?

To be fair this whole time we assumed it was just him talking to himself one on one. But honestly it could be several different personalities for all we know.
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TopicRecommend me an RTS in the style of Warcraft 2, 3, or Starcraft.
Cacciato
02/17/18 10:09:14 PM
#14
8-Bit Armies

I had a fun time with it, but its literally almost entirely a Red Alert clone.
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TopicI got scolded at work for breaking up a fight before it started
Cacciato
02/17/18 7:33:46 PM
#6
Lokarin posted...
The cap probably wanted a fight because something something something needed an excuse to fire them

What?
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Topicso it's gonna rain for almost a whole week starting saturday in texas
Cacciato
02/17/18 6:32:59 PM
#30
Holy fuckin shit you mean the weather man was wrong? Well I do declare my broken heart has never witnessed such a thing
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TopicI didn't know the Egyptian gods were white.
Cacciato
02/17/18 2:16:52 AM
#3
Zeus posted...
Still less weird than Idris Elba as a Norse god.

We shouldve guessed thats the one youd be upset about.
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TopicAnother day, another school shooting in the US
Cacciato
02/17/18 2:11:45 AM
#395
Kyuubi4269 posted...
IceDragon77 posted...
I fucking love how America just REFUSES to acknowledge that maaaaaaybe it's just maaaaaybe time to at least TRY gun control. The dumb american counter argument is always "It doesn't work"... Yeah because what you got going on now is tooootally working, lmao. Countless other countries prove every year that gun control works.

America does have gun control, you can't freely buy a gun at your local shop and walk out in to the streets in a couple minutes, holding it in your hands.

This. It takes an hour or two.

But seriously, Kyuubi, why would you say something so stupid if you didnt know what you were talking about?
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TopicF is for Friends who do stuff together; U is for U and ME
Cacciato
02/17/18 12:42:23 AM
#12
faramir77 posted...
Cacciato posted...
N is for Needing a psychiatrist because you fucking talk to yourself.


I talk to myself ._.

If its not it documented on the mega man board it doesnt count.
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TopicApparently the killer of Net Neutrality guy... was bribed $4 billion
Cacciato
02/17/18 12:41:25 AM
#14
lihlih posted...
@Cacciato
Do you remember when I was a private and posted a nasty picture of my drawer and asked how big of a monitor I can fit in there, showing the size of it with cereal boxes?

Not sure why, but reading this topic reminded me of that. BTW, I got smoked like crazy for that, lol.

I got the hell smoked out of me one time after a room inspection. I dont think I was ever sloppy again.
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TopicApparently the killer of Net Neutrality guy... was bribed $4 billion
Cacciato
02/16/18 9:50:17 PM
#10
Zeus posted...
Zeus posted...
Uh, that's not even what it says. It's not even close to what it says.


Damn, I seriously typo'd that. I need to stop posting

There you go
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TopicKrusty Krab Pizza is the pizza
Cacciato
02/16/18 8:59:08 PM
#7
MonsterZed posted...
@Cacciato

Do you think hes going to start talking to himself about Spongebob next? Hes already made two topics.

Probably. I dont know why hes saying for you and me when he should be saying for me and me.

Fuckin weirdo
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TopicWow, this was really sad :'(
Cacciato
02/16/18 8:06:02 PM
#5
Mead posted...
The shooter might just see them and be like

WHAT ARE THOSE?!

giving others the opportunity to tackle him

Lmao
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Topicomg i put burt's bees chapstick on my nose thinking it would be soothing
Cacciato
02/16/18 7:34:03 PM
#6
Sucks to be you, Rudolph
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TopicF is for Friends who do stuff together; U is for U and ME
Cacciato
02/16/18 6:43:05 PM
#5
N is for Needing a psychiatrist because you fucking talk to yourself.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicWould you support the death penalty for the florida school shooter?
Cacciato
02/16/18 2:26:42 PM
#21
Lokarin posted...
I don't support the death penalty as a punishment as it has the opposite effect as a deterrent

The death penalty encourages people to commit crime? Thats a new one.
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