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As a former cop this isn't a thing and not something any cop is trained to do. Also, it becomes, at minimum assault with a deadly weapon if you try to drive into someone in front of you.

But really why the fuck would I jump in front of a car to stop the car? I'll just call out over the radio and have 30 people chase you down the road.

John literally mocks the bad guys with a Santa themed kill.

I'm in great shape. I'm a competitive martial artist and have always been pretty good about my health

juggalo_gam3r posted...

except his mom's was sayin yo my son was jumped by 8 blacks who's tha violent ones?

Apple ain't fall far from the tree ya feel me homie?

Not how knowing something actually happened works. No matter how likely. Even adding in him using racist comments doesn't change that everyone still ends up looking like idiots here.

This is one of those situations where everyone is wrong. You don't need to wear a MAGA hat at 14 (I won't say he was being racist, because we can't know, not really). Also, you don't attack people for saying stupid shit, it's not helpful to anyone, and is a crime.

So now, you've got a kid who may have been a bit of a prick, and 5 criminals. Everyone comes out looking stupid.

Mr Mercedes
The Republic of Thieves
The Lucifer Effect.

Jen0125 posted...

Fair enough

did you know this about your armpits?

a hwhat?!

I'll a your miibo, dollface.

I traveled a decent amount. Got married in a castle in Scotland etc. Lately, no time at all.

That's actually not true, I'm going to Canada in January, but it's to train at a gym I was invited to.

Dude i have a grey arm hair and a gray chest hair, no grey head or beard hair yet.

I ended up going with a different type of loan than a VA because of... something it was a few years ago.

Basically the PMI was kinda annoying but once we refinanced it was the smarter choice.

Jen0125 posted...

It's ridiculous. We're looking at $250-280k for a 1200-1500 sqft house built in the 70s.

Jen, my house is 1400 sqft at 354K built in the 60s. I feel you, bae. The saving grace is the finished basement which bumps it up to 2800 sqft, but yeah..

How's the housing market where you live? The amount of money I paid for my house in a lot of southern states would have gotten me a fucking in ground pool and 20 acres. But noooo, I live in the 4th highest state for housing prices.

But it was such a reasonable discourse.

No, but I do love sparring with them when they come to the gym and brag about being bouncers. There are some very cocky bouncers out there. I'm sure they don't all suck, though.

CTLM posted...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1096871

So yeah, according to that it was 2 armed men who opened fire on the cops, so the hostages are no longer a factor, sadly.

So the thing is if the driver aimed or fired at the officers the safety of the hostage is now a nonfactor. Once the officers are underfire (even more so in a public place with civilians all around... they were literally in traffic hiding behind a car with the driver still in it) it becomes a factor of stopping the threat before more people can be hurt.

It's terrible for the hostage and the cops who had to open fire but they didn't do anything "wrong."

papercup posted...

Really? lmao

To be completely fair, shenti showed up an hour after he told the other user to be there.

Shenti has .... literally set up fight times and nothing happened after videos of both people showing up.

Wait, wasn't she found guilty?

GreenKnight127 posted...

I don't have either of those things. But I take great enjoyment watching all the sheep around me rely on them in order to live.

"You're all sheep, I'm special because I'm different!"-everyone literally ever at some point in their life.

I skipped entire semesters of lectures and only showed up for the tests if possible for my BS.

I get it, it's actually hickies but this is the cover story.

ask to see her bewbs. OBVIOUSLY

You have all my reasons for not returning to school. I'm in a career where I either keep doing what I'm doing or go a more admin route. I could expand my options with a master's or PhD.

But fuck grad school and all the bullshit that comes with it.

36x38. I'm tall.

Big booty bitches.

which divisions?

I was, I did 2 tours and got out. Marines.

DirtBasedSoap posted...

ASlaveObeys posted...

DirtBasedSoap posted...

that was a solid takedown

It literally wasn't. There was no technique to that at all.

what are you, an expert on 15 year old girl takedowns?

kinda, i teach kid's jujitsu

DirtBasedSoap posted...

that was a solid takedown

It literally wasn't. There was no technique to that at all.

Dude, I get bad to get into fights as a hobby. Of course it's escape, there's nothing wrong with that.

darcandkharg31 posted...

That's the dude who's like, the most powerful person in middle earth but he's like a goof or something right? I never read the books, just heard of him.

he is probably God just hanging out, the stakes aren't high enough for him to care beyond toying with some things.

yeah Mike in Breaking Bad was way more morally corrupt than he was in BCS. He was a straight hitman at times.

yeah, Hank was the most morally stable character in the show. It's literally his flaw and his downfall.

Yeah he developed a lot, and tried to get out/be better than he was. It was a contrasting viewpoint to Walter who ended up being a pure ego driven psychopath who didn't want Jesse doing better for himself.

I mean, he only has to pay because of an appeal, the judge (the state) doesn't think it's right, but the appeal process is screwing him over.

I think everyone is better than someone else. Except the ones that aren't.

Ferarri619 posted...

On the first pic, the first thing I thought of was heroin needles, because of the red spots on her face.
I hope it's just acne, or something.

Meth

She looks like the type of person to get mad when you say "bless you" after a sneeze.

Literally everyone I've had sex with before I got married was a coworker first.

as in a 12 year old who is at the educational level of a 5 year old. He is delayed due to frontal lobe damage.

darcandkharg31 posted...

ASlaveObeys posted...

That's the joke, sir.

Not really, Overeem knew he got ko'd but thought he felt Stipe tapped on the guillotine before that. The op shows a guy who got ko'd and stood up thinking he won the fight.

He was arguing that the fight should have been stopped and he let go because of the tap at the time. Because he was just KO'd.

He thought stipe Brazilian tapped so he let go, that was his claim.

darcandkharg31 posted...

ASlaveObeys posted...

This happened to Overreem when he got KO'd by Stipe. He said after the fight he felt Stipe tap. They showed him the finish and it's just him getting his head punched into the floor.

https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-11-2016/Uw6fvL.gif

Not really, he rocked stipe, stipe shot on him, Overeem gullotined him, Stipe got out and they stood back up and went after it some more, then Overeem got Ko'd. Overeem was saying when he got him in the guilloting he felt Stipe tapped. A little different then him getting ko'd and thinking he choked out Stipe They showed Overeem the guillotine showing that Stipe didn't tap..

That's the joke, sir.

the horses name was friday

Clench281 posted...

Well first I wake up (thankfully)

I think in this case the antecedent would be drinking water too close to sleeping. So we'd have to come up with a schedule that keeps you hydrated but also has you urinating right before you go to sleep.

Not... normally what we do, but I suppose I could come up with a BIP.

LinkPizza posted...

I might get a new job, as well...

I hope the hours are great!
Clench281 posted...

ASlaveObeys posted...

Clench281 posted...

can you help me with my behavior issues?

I generally work with younger folks, but sure.

I wake up to pee most nights and sometimes it's hard to get back to sleep. please help

Well what's the antecedent to you peeing?