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TopicQuestion, why do your american toilets have the water level so high?
ASlaveObeys
09/03/19 9:32:54 AM
#15
Having traveled to a decent amount of countries I can honestly say I never noticed.
TopicWhite house to propose expedited death penalty for perpetrators of mass
ASlaveObeys
09/02/19 10:21:50 PM
#5
Lokarin posted...
I'm relatively convinced that most mass shooters are just trying to suicide by cop while also venting their frustrations on the world at large. Executing them quickly is just giving them what they want.

It's more an act of martyrdom, but same general outcome.
TopicHow long would you survive in 20 AD?
ASlaveObeys
08/24/19 12:06:39 PM
#14
Since I wouldn't even be able to read the English of that time and would sound like I'm insane with the way I speak, and also would be a literal giant. I'd probably be crucified pretty quickly.
TopicI think the kimura trap system is best for nogi
ASlaveObeys
08/22/19 6:08:28 PM
#5
Yes, now you're getting it
TopicI think the kimura trap system is best for nogi
ASlaveObeys
08/22/19 6:31:03 AM
#3
Worm guard is the guard of dweebs.
TopicDoes anyone here have a Roomba or any of those auto cleaning robots? -spoilers-
ASlaveObeys
08/21/19 10:43:54 PM
#13
I hate mine. By the time you get the floor clear you could have just used a manual vacuum.
TopicI think the kimura trap system is best for nogi
ASlaveObeys
08/21/19 10:07:30 PM
#1
But man I'm working on worm guard stuff and it's so fun if stupidly impractical.
TopicSo is The Boys good or is it just a meme show?
ASlaveObeys
08/21/19 10:06:24 PM
#4
wolfy42 posted...
It's ok, some people really liked it. I really like superhero shows, but this one was only decent to me, and I would't rewatch it (even when/if a second season comes out, I'll just watch the second season, not rewatch the first).

Worth watching once though I think.

I guess that's a really good point. It's not actually a superhero show in the normal sense. It's more of a social commentary (satirical) show that uses superheros as it's platform. That sounds like it's trying to be deeper than it is, but I think it's fitting to the source material even if it is "updated" a little.
TopicSo is The Boys good or is it just a meme show?
ASlaveObeys
08/21/19 10:01:08 PM
#3
Very good. Not like the comics if that's what you're asking. Homelander was still awesome (as in well written/acted). That actor deserves all the credit.
TopicChewy Topic
ASlaveObeys
08/20/19 9:55:54 PM
#14
Hello?
TopicI was just fired from my job of 32 years.
ASlaveObeys
08/20/19 5:19:57 PM
#18
This was good until TC came back an tried to keep it going. If you think too much about the logistics of how the outcome of the joke would have to happen you'd realize it's bordering on impossible.

Next time just let the set up handle itself and quit while you're ahead.
TopicIs it ok to sleep with someone who is in an open relationship?
ASlaveObeys
08/20/19 6:41:26 AM
#7
I have, I came and she came. It's was great sex and no one died.
TopicUS Constitution
ASlaveObeys
08/19/19 6:55:23 AM
#4
Property was never in the constitution. John Locke originally said in 1690 those (life, liberty, and property) were three inalienable rights of man.
TopicBarstool Sports will FIRE any EMPLOYEE who starts to form a UNION!!!
ASlaveObeys
08/19/19 6:49:46 AM
#34
Zangulus posted...
BeerOnTap posted...
Zangulus posted...


See, you can do things to prevent a union, but you can't prevent it from attempting to happen.


Yeah I think you should be able to fire anyone for any reason. This violates freedom of
association.


YTou can fire someone for any reason at any time.

You just can't say what the real reason is. Like, seriously. You can fire someone for being a black homosexual toga dancer, but you just have to say their performance has slipped in the past 2 and a half hours.

Like seriously, it's not hard.

Unless they have a union. Then it becomes way harder.
TopicI got this amazing match on tinder pleeeease tell me how do I not fuck this up
ASlaveObeys
08/18/19 4:44:07 PM
#35
-Komaiko54- posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
i've always found being hot helps me pick up ladies.


Check

no but like actually
TopicA FEMALE Airport Employee is FIRED after she wrote a MAN this OFFENSIVE NOTE!!!
ASlaveObeys
08/18/19 7:59:33 AM
#8
Good on him kinda. He was thinking about other people and how that could fuck up someone's day. Also, I'm very much about professionalism so I'm cool with her being fired.
TopicI got this amazing match on tinder pleeeease tell me how do I not fuck this up
ASlaveObeys
08/18/19 7:56:51 AM
#24
i've always found being hot helps me pick up ladies.
TopicCormier vs. Miocic 2, who guys got?
ASlaveObeys
08/18/19 1:29:48 AM
#10
Stipe works that guy just as bad as dc did imo
TopicTeen Girls are in Trouble ALREADY on the FIRST DAY for showing their SHOULDERS!
ASlaveObeys
08/18/19 1:17:35 AM
#18
I was in school in 00-04 and girls would wear croptop style sports bras to class without issues.
Granted, we had a lot of teen pregnancy, but teens gunna bang.
TopicCormier vs. Miocic 2, who guys got?
ASlaveObeys
08/18/19 1:11:26 AM
#8
That was a solid card through and through.
Literally everyone I had to win lost, so I'm trash at picking em. But I also think any one of these fights could have gone both ways.
TopicI give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it
ASlaveObeys
08/17/19 10:56:03 PM
#23
oh good
TopicCormier vs. Miocic 2, who guys got?
ASlaveObeys
08/17/19 10:30:08 PM
#2
I have to give it to DC. Undefeated at heavyweight. That said Stipe is a monster and if he wins it's not a surprise to anyone.
TopicI give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it
ASlaveObeys
08/17/19 10:15:53 PM
#20
thought this was an alice in wonderland quote. disappointing.
TopicIf you DIED, do you think Gamefaqs Users would care??
ASlaveObeys
08/16/19 9:21:35 PM
#4
only the ones that have seen the d
TopicWhite Woman who held 4 Black Teens at GUNPOINT is finally ARRESTED!!!
ASlaveObeys
08/15/19 10:14:02 PM
#5
DPsx7 posted...
One lady, 4 young strangers going door to door, somehow it doesn't sound unreasonable knowing she didn't actually harm anyone. Another case of crappy media trying to instigate racism where there is none.

I'm going to feed you, but it's not legal to walk up to people for walking and hold them at gun point. That's a crime.

You silly person .
TopicHave you visited the COUNTRY where your FAMILY came from yet???
ASlaveObeys
08/15/19 10:01:33 PM
#44
My family can be traced back to Plymouth so I'm pretty far removed from the mother land. That said my sister took the DNA test thingy and she got Scottish. I actually got married in Scotland so yes, but not intentionally.
TopicWhat does it mean when a girl occasionally initiates conversation but
ASlaveObeys
08/15/19 8:45:00 PM
#4
That she's nice and chatty but you're probably saying things that make her not want to talk to you.
TopicWill I get modded if I put this in my sig?
ASlaveObeys
08/14/19 10:38:12 PM
#26
You are so well fed. It's amazing.
TopicIn your car do you prefer a digital speedometer or an analog one?
ASlaveObeys
08/13/19 8:40:06 PM
#2
i don't care at all.
Topicwould you rather be 5'0 or 7'0
ASlaveObeys
08/13/19 2:25:38 PM
#53
LinkPizza posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
I'm 6'8" and i'm here to say fuck being 7' tall. That would be horrible.

Really? You're only like 4 inches away...

I guess you're right, but life is hard. I would literally never fly again.
TopicI had to beg my mother not to use laundry detergent as dish soap
ASlaveObeys
08/12/19 10:58:53 PM
#7
as long as she didn't use much it'd be fine. It's just really potent soap.
TopicDissociation
ASlaveObeys
08/12/19 10:56:50 PM
#6
literally the opposite at all times. I never feel like I get to that autopilot place. I constantly feel like oh shit it's time to move my left pinky finger a cm higher on the steering wheel.

Fuck... I need to blink

it's horrible.
Topicwould you rather be 5'0 or 7'0
ASlaveObeys
08/12/19 10:48:43 PM
#46
I'm 6'8" and i'm here to say fuck being 7' tall. That would be horrible.
TopicWhich of these animated movies did you like best?
ASlaveObeys
08/11/19 9:38:31 PM
#6
Oliver and Company is probably the best movie but Mouse Detective is my jam.
TopicHow do you bang the toilet paper in your home?
ASlaveObeys
08/11/19 9:12:43 PM
#38
LinkPizza posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
Google is suggesting you get hard first. I don't know...

I'm juts telling you what the sex board said...

they didn't cite their source. I have to disagree.
TopicHow do you bang the toilet paper in your home?
ASlaveObeys
08/11/19 9:05:36 PM
#35
Google is suggesting you get hard first. I don't know...
TopicHow do you bang the toilet paper in your home?
ASlaveObeys
08/11/19 9:00:28 PM
#33
i don't follow the logic. If it's too big to get in... it's going to be tight when you get hard in it too. nothing changes there.
TopicHow do you bang the toilet paper in your home?
ASlaveObeys
08/11/19 7:49:12 PM
#30
why though? Why not get hard and see if you can or can't fit? I am so confused.
TopicHow do you bang the toilet paper in your home?
ASlaveObeys
08/11/19 4:52:28 PM
#28
LinkPizza posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
LinkPizza posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
I'm too thick can't fit through the hole.

Flaccid? And what brand?

uhh since when are we banging things flaccid?

Ah. See. I'm talking about the tube test...

why would you do the tube test flaccid? I guess i don't get why flaccid size matters at all? I've never really thought about that
TopicHow do you bang the toilet paper in your home?
ASlaveObeys
08/11/19 2:55:47 PM
#25
LinkPizza posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
I'm too thick can't fit through the hole.

Flaccid? And what brand?

uhh since when are we banging things flaccid?
Topicwhat's the point of blocking someone?
ASlaveObeys
08/11/19 11:40:50 AM
#11
I get that, if you don't want someone like duckbear filling up your front page that makes sense. I personally love watching the shit storms roll out in his topics. I think a large part of this is before I posted regularly I was a lurker extreme, so I don't want to miss the chance to see some stupid dialog play out.
Topicwhat's the point of blocking someone?
ASlaveObeys
08/11/19 8:47:34 AM
#9
I don't block people on here, i find it a bit silly. I will block "toxic" people on my social media because honestly im not on Facebook to read your rants about children these days or police being brutal or unfairly killed.

Post kitten memes and food selfies, dammit.
TopicFive guys just opened a location in my city
ASlaveObeys
08/11/19 8:41:44 AM
#15
I've had burgers from all the major players and I do prefer 5 guys burgers, but they aren't worth the price.
TopicHow do you bang the toilet paper in your home?
ASlaveObeys
08/11/19 8:40:03 AM
#17
I'm too thick can't fit through the hole.
TopicAssuming you work a M-F job, would you rather party on Friday or Saturday night?
ASlaveObeys
08/10/19 7:49:28 AM
#15
BlackScythe0 posted...
Who the fuck has a m-f job?

Do those even exist anymore?

I finally do. It took me nearly 20 years to get one, though
TopicThe House has begun impeachment proceedings
ASlaveObeys
08/09/19 9:53:03 PM
#45
The only saving grace about pence is he won't win 2020
Topic21 y/o Girl is TAZED by a Police Officer TWICE for using a FAKE ID! Is She Hot?
ASlaveObeys
08/09/19 2:52:10 PM
#30
tasers are level 4 on the use of force continuum. Level 3 is physical control. If the person is not complying with just physical control the use on non-deadly force becomes authorized. Technically, the officer's could have started striking the girl, but tasers tend to be the safer form of compliance (and, yes, they are a compliance tool) than strikes when there is a major size or strength difference.

This was perfectly fine use of force. She should have complied, the other guy shouldn't have said anything.
Topic21 y/o Girl is TAZED by a Police Officer TWICE for using a FAKE ID! Is She Hot?
ASlaveObeys
08/08/19 6:25:20 PM
#2
if you resist arrest officers are trained to taze you. It' safer than fighting and punching someone who may have a weapon.

Resisting arrest is bad, even if you're no guilty just don't resist. Fight your battle with a lawyer present in a room with a camera.
Topicfun fact: contagious yawning is closely linked to empathy, ok?
ASlaveObeys
08/08/19 6:06:06 PM
#22
people seems to be a bit confused. It can be an empathetic reaction to catch a yawn, but it's not the only reason people catch a yawn. Also, if you think you're a psychopath, you aren't, get over your weird need to be broken in a cool way.

Like being ticklish, some people just don't catch yawns, don't make you atypical. It makes you a person, boring and simple.
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