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I work in a jail, and the only juggalos who are labeled STG are all self-claimed
It's not recognized as a legit gang, but if you claim affiliation to any group they will put you on the STG list as a precaution.

If you have the ax man or whatever tattoo you don't get STG it's only if they ask you "are you in a gang and you say I am, I'm a juggalo." that you put on the list.

Truth is they are almost always the ones who end up asking to be put in protective custody because they act tough and then realize it's jail and someone will call them on their bullshit.

PK_Spam posted...

Geez, I'm trying to remember the people who were around when I first came here in 2011/2012.

@ASlaveObeys what happened to Zuc, or Billy, or whatever his name was? I remember him making a big show of never posting again, and he actually followed through with it. Weren't you guys actual friends?

And Chelle too. And that other lesbian poster who made the the Coolgamer accounts. I think she's irl friends with RC

I still talk to him. I doubt he wants me to explain his life much, he never liked having too much info out there. But he is doing well and being grown up. As far as I know he truly does not post here anymore.

I was cool once.

3 week year old.

Im 31 i have a house and a cat, im married havrme a career and im more miserable than ever.

BeerOnTap posted...

What do you do that has you working like that

Deputy sheriff.

In my state that boils down to me being a really over paid prison guard.

Sucks. Even more so when you have mandatory overtime.

Granted, you get time and a half or you can get it as 1.5 days of comp time and basically have never ending vacation time.

But i just worked 2 80 hour 4 day work weeks. And im going to be sleeping my day off away.

Im stealing this. It is the perfect way to escape the friend zone.

31 in about a week.

I got mandated to stay at the jail. 80 hour work week. 40 of those hours are time and a half.

I am rich, bitch!

Mexican style boxers are kniwn for coming forward and pressing the action. Conor is a counter puncher and he actually had some decent counters landed.

GGG is a good example of a mexican style fighter. Floyd wasnt really, he wasnt planting his feet and plodding forward, but he was, in the later rounds, leading the action.

I'm secretly a porn star. So all of them.

I beat a woman in the bedroom and didn't go to jail.

Your move.

Didn't she have sexy time pics leaked recently?

pionear posted...

ASlaveObeys posted...

It's all perfectly legal. The only reason I'm getting offers is because I know a few guys from my military days.

No, it's not...esp. if you getting 'paid' to work as a soldier for any on going national wars...

unless you gonna work for/in some country that doesn't follow said conventions (or you are not an US citizen).

Or you just using the term 'Mercenary' liberally.

You're being pedantic. Shush now.

VeeVees posted...

Wait a second, are you one of those henchmen who gets killed when the hero breaks in?

Yes.

EightySeven posted...

Will you be killing poachers in Africa or Asia?

Security for dignitaries in Iraq. That's what this contract is.

Why and what?

mastermix3000 posted...

Is there any particular reason why you wanna be a mercenary? I mean money is the main motivator but... are you seriously not willing to do something else

I am doing something else.
I am qualified, able, and it's great money for moderate work. Short term it's a great gig. Former military, current law enforcement etc and so on. When you actually check the numbers it's not as dangerous as you'd think and you also get to travel a bit to places you wouldn't normally go.

Duck-I-Says posted...

ASlaveObeys posted...

Duck-I-Says posted...

I think you should be a prostitute instead. Not only do the best ones make more money than mercenaries, but it's the one profession that older than mercenaries as well.

I'm not handsome enough.

That doesn't matter if you have an attribute that's a fetish. Are you willing to gain 400lbs by any chance?

I'm basketball player sized already... so maybe I can work with that.

Duck-I-Says posted...

I think you should be a prostitute instead. Not only do the best ones make more money than mercenaries, but it's the one profession that older than mercenaries as well.

I'm not handsome enough.

Smarkil posted...

I'd probably do it for a while, build up a nice amount of cash and then come back and get your pension job.

It only takes what, 20 years to get a full pension?

34 will get you 90% 20 gets you 80.
green dragon posted...

and dude, didnt you just get married? i would assume your wife would want you to take the cushier job

My current job is working in a max security setting with murders and rapists. I'm the only officer for about 100 inmates. The biggest issue is the travel.

Cacciato posted...

My buddy did PSD work for Triple Canopy/Constellis or whatever they're called now since he had the school from when we were in.

I'm tempted to talk to one of their recruiters just to be a damn gate guard in Kuwait or something.

right? just for the money and it's really not an overly hard job.

Kyuubi4269 posted...

ASlaveObeys posted...

It's mostly security details.

It's entirely security work, attacking first is expressly forbidden and if you're caught you can be legally subjected to war crimes.

I believe you. I don't know that I believe that the rules are always followed. Xu/blackwater etc. But I do know this company is fairly legitimate.

pionear posted...

Actually, if you're an US citizen, it might be illegal for you to do so:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protocol_I

Again, it's kinda murky waters, but certain international laws of war due the the Geneva Conventions outlaw most Mercenary behavior.

So better luck next time, Deadpool.

Try being a 'Ninja' instead.

It's all perfectly legal. The only reason I'm getting offers is because I know a few guys from my military days.

I guess the real issue is I just got a job as a Deputy Sheriff and it's got a pension... It's no where near the same money, and I'm probably much safer, and I haven't been there long. I don't want to look like a quitter.

Private military is yeah...

It's not like murdering african refugees or anything like the stories tell. It's mostly security details.
It pays a ton of money, though.

Seriously considering it. I got offered a contract. I have to go through a small amount of training to get certified, but otherwise I'm golden... it's a lot of money.

Jen0125 posted...

You might have to like actually hang out with your wife.

She's at work. The only problem is when I get mandated to stay.

It's a lot busier and I am coming off of overnights which were so slow and so mind numbing.

Congratulations

I get real days off... it's weird and I have nothing to do.

I work in a jail... it's toxic in a mental sense.

SkynyrdRocker posted...

Yellow posted...

Then the biggest "fuck you" of the movie is that we don't see the aftermath of Batman brutally murdering The Joker. The only redeeming factor of the movie was how they showed the humanity in The Joker at the very end.

I didn't see the movie, but I just read the wikipedia page and it doesn't say for sure that Batman kills him. It says his fate is ambiguous. Why do you think Batman killed him?

Yeah, they very purposefully leave it open.

EightySeven posted...

Did you know that a group of Ravens is called a homicide?

No, i did know it is called an unkindness, though.

A group of crows is a murder.

But I don't have or plan on getting any tattoos. So life is hard.

Me. I'm the fattest.

Something something penis

Unfortunately I was in an infantry unit in the Marines. Some of my closest friends died young.

I'm probably a 6/10. I was never bullied, but I was teased the normal amount.

Yes,

Jen0125 posted...

i'm pretty sure she's not been diagnosed as a sociopath and that's just speculation from the internet and people reading the news articles.

I guess, but nothing suggests otherwise and all the evidence suggests she is ASPD.

Even so, she's not clinically insane in anyway to suggest rehab would help her. She was aware of her actions, the only problem is she didn't expect the consequences to be as high as they were.

Jen0125 posted...

Erik_P posted...

She kept telling him to do it and sounded straight up disappointed when she found out he hadn't done it yet. Have psych issues isn't a valid defense.

i don't care about your opinion on anything.

if she has psychological issues and truly believed that he would be better off killing himself because he was that unhappy then she is better off going to prison for 15 months and getting rehabilitation than going to prison for 20 years and becoming a waste of life. she's young and can absolutely be rehabilitated.

Not really. If she's truly a sociopath rehab won't do anything and she knew what she was doing was wrong and she actively didn't care. Antisocial personality disorder at that level won't and have never been rehabilitated.

I have no actual opinion on the case I'm just pointing out that the whole "rehab them" thing isn't valid a lot of the time.

Pizza box maker (1 summer)
Retail (7 years)
EMT (3 years)
Marine (4 years)
Deputy (6 months and going)

I guess im way over the limits. I am very fat

HillChange posted...

ASlaveObeys posted...

I got a week to go to Scotland for the wedding events

Well, that explains the kilted minister. Was anyone else at the wedding kilted? Were they wearing anything under their kilts?

Yes, he is a huminist. We are not religious.

Also, there were a few kilts and i didnt ask.

Yes, and Jim Carry. All the time

wolfy42 posted...

But....but....you coulda had a Falcon!!!!


Congrats:)

Also scared of seagulls. Apparently seagulls are tougher than you'd think.

Technically.

EightySeven posted...

Did you wait until marriage to have sex? If so how was losing your virginity?

I lost my virginity at 13 to a different person. So yes.