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mooreandrew58 posted...

It's not that bad at My unit. You cant work period unless you are allowed to carry a gun despite most people never get to just cause those are pretty much privellaged posts saved for the favorites and a handful of others. Biggest problem at my unit is COs fucking each other despite being married. That I dont get cause only one staff member I think is hot enough to take a risk for and that's the warden. Woman is in her 50s but shes still smoking hot and seems to have a great personality.

I worked as a Deputy so we had a decent number of armed posts outside of the jail as well. But if you managed to be a criminal with a badge they just always posted you in the jail where you aren't armed. It was bad. I understand why LEOs have a bad rep after working there.

Once I clear passwords I'll have to make a new account. DED email and all that. but this board has slowed down a lot.

Technically yes, but because you are the lowest person in the chain and it's a massive chain where you weren't properly shown the rules chances are at worst you'll be fired to cover the stores ass and the supervisor will either be written up or fired as well.

Most likely scenario is that nothing ever happens and no one even knows or cares what you did.

I quit being a CO because the other COs were all scumbags. 10 COs couldn't carry a gun because they had domestic charges. 1 CO left the job to marry her dream man... one of her former inmates. They both ended up in jail for credit card scams.

Every stereotype you can think of existed en mass. Roids, drugs, booze, wife beating, racists.
And here my dumbass is dropping out of grad school because they pay was so good.

ParanoidObsessive posted...

Yeah, but again that only applies to the newer versions of the gems in the comics, not the original versions or, from what we've seen, the movie versions. The movies seem to blatantly contradict that they work that way.

Arguably the various stones in Loki that don't work could suggest that those rules apply, but if so it conflicts with film continuity, and there are alternate possible explanations anyway.

He's also very much an "ends justify the means" sort of guy, and was about to murder half the universe regardless.

Literally nothing about him implies he's the sort of person who would hesitate to murder a few more people "for the greater good". If anything, he should be more willing to do so than comic Thanos, who was much more egotistical and conceited, and mostly willing to spare heroes or fight them "on their own level" because he found it amusing, and all the better to more cruelty break them later.

A sadistic villain Thanos obviously enjoys humiliating and taunting heroes. Movie Thanos should be far more concerned with just completing his life's work, getting the distasteful job over with, and killing his victims as merciful as possible because he's not trying to be cruel. Kill the heroes quick and easy and take the stones, rather than playing cat and mouse with them to give them false hope before plunging them into despair.

They give an impression that he does have some enjoyment getting his hands dirty with the Hulk fight. I feel like, despite there being 47.3 movies to develop Thanos, they didnt' do a great job actually making his motivations or character traits... real. He was basically just a plot point.

I need a cage flipper on my oyster farm. It's part time and you need to be able to lift a hundo lbs.

Mead posted...

Its actually pretty tough to aim bullets for most people

This is true, BUT... that's automatic fire at like 20 feet, one should have accidently hit him in the face.

I collect silver and gold myself. I have a bunch of mercury dimes and a few other silver coins. But mostly just rounds and bars.

Honestly, I watched the fight, and she isn't going to win very long like that. Yes, this happened with... Fallon Fox or whatever her name was too. She won a few low level shows (not knocking it, I'm in the low level shows) and then got smashed up by even midteir fighters.

I HAVE QUESTIONS:

do I get the billion upon agreement?
Does frozen yogurt count?

Lynyrd_Skynyrd posted...

I hate adding conditions after the OP, but I think with "only fists" and "bare-knuckle boxing" in the first post, grappling would not be allowed.

BUT BUT BUT
I'd probably be a favorite if you took conditions away. That said, part of me still wants to say yes, I cant take tyson in a straigh tboxing match, but bare knuckle means cuts and KOs are more likely... but also broken hands.

Nah, he'd fuck me up too fast I'd probably never land a punch. Unless I just danced around for an hour while he got tired and then went in? I don't think my conditioning is significantly better than even current tyson, though.

But for a trillion dollars I'm probably attempt the most boring no time limit boxing match ever and just circle out and if I could get inside and just put weight on him to gas him. I'd have to hope he lost a lot of power, and I know he has much less speed. I'd have to just hope he didn't land too much while I ran away, and wait.

That said, fight to the death bare knuckle boxing only, I would not favor myself even a little. Again, give me kicks or grappling and I'd do it tonight with no camp.

Looks nice, but lost way too much storage space.

demonfang178 posted...

People still think they could take him in a street fight (but still no weapons)?

I have over 20 years boxing (nowhere near a mike tyson level of skill or anything) and nearly 10 years of mauy thai and BJJ training at this point in my life. I'm 6'8" and 250 pounds. I'm also 20 years younger than Tyson.

I'm saying for a trillion dollars I'd take the odds, yes.

Lazy_Haar posted...

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The other part people are leaving out is the argument for not taking the vaccine is that it's not safe or tested, but they're taking the equestrian ivermectin, which is far far less regulated and tested for safety and quality.

They're basically going "I don't know what's in this so I'll wait to get the virus and take whatever this is, but the shittiest version available!"

DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...

This. Despite his age, Tyson is still a trained boxer. Vs Joe Schmo, he could legit kill someone.

Not only that, he is still currently training and had an exhibition bout recently where he looked really good.

If the person fighting has no combat/mma training they're not beating him in a fight.

Years, man, how many years!

My friend owns a farm and can't get any for his horses.

DrPrimemaster posted...

I'm really only interested in one person here's answer

@ASlaveObeys

I have questions, is it pure boxing? Because I just watched his match from this year, and he'd still fuck me up in a boxing match.

If it's just a fight, I'd win. He is a 50 something year old man who I have weight and height on. I'd cover my head rush in and take him down. I've been in the game long enough to finish him with grappling.

I'd even say I have a moderate to fair chance if kicks are allowed. It's much closer if it stays striking only, but as long as it isn't pure boxing I'd say the risk reward ratio is worth it.

EDIT: if it wasn't to the death I'd take the fight for any amount of money, to the death, though, I need either kicks allowed or MMA style to even consider it.

Clench281 posted...

While I would love to thank my exquisite physical condition for the immunity, I really must credit the vaccine.

Probably smart, given that delta is affecting younger and healthier people. There's so much random shit being said in this topic and nearly all of it wrong. But you, my boi, are SMRT smart.

how long have you been doing this now?

They're using an argument that the language is vague in the law. I think we counter it by saying in Texas you can only own one .24 rifle for hunting. Nothing in the 2nd amendment says you have the right to bare all arms.

Oh hey

Jordan an the kid moved to a different state years ago. So that's sad but also... life I guess. And Harlow is perfect.

How's your child?!

hockey7318 posted...

You can lift up my baby that you haven't been giving me child support for!

Oh yeah we both have babies now. Twining!

Dmess85 posted...

Do dot dot dot

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So department of transportation department of transportation department of transportation

if you want it to, sure.

I'll lift you up, bae

Friday

I haven't been big into lifting in years, my tiny dude. Strictly fighting and getting fat. I'm too comfortable with my strength, looks and ability to need to vanity lift. I get enough functional strength from being a functioning badass.

So go clean and jerk until you cry, bruh.

I have some random Italian watch I'd have to go get to tell you the name of, a tag, a cheap seiko, and I have a g-shock I got for work when I was a deputy. Oh, and a Daniel Wellington.

Other than the Tag nothing too fancy.

Edit: I also have a samsung smart watch.

RCtheWSBC posted...

Hey, you

sup, shawdy

Mead posted...

Kinda chaotic, but Im still grateful to be here

go on

Kimbos_Egg posted...

hows the kimbo?

nonexistent.

HEY lTS FRANKLIN

Training. I'm actually cornering a fighter in a regional show saturday.

have no idea what that is...

Cape cod

I see the Atlantic see. I actually moved back to my home town recently.

P gud. I live by the sea now, and am debt free.

Mensis posted...

A man chooses

Riiiight

Hows things?

DrPrimemaster posted...

@aslaveobeys

>_>