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Jen0125 posted...

tastes like shit

I've been very lucky to never have it taste like shit.
And boy do I DIVE IN

It was like the Boston version of Hitler, I guess

There is one high profile guy I had to deal with. I can't say names, though.
But the jail shut a whole unit down to put him in it alone.

There are 4 serial killers. And 7 multiple murders related to gangs. So they don't count as serial killers.
I work that unit my first two shifts.

It's nice. It tickles, if they're reaching around while they do it and stroking it def adds to the pleasure.

SpeeDLeemon posted...

I haven't been around much the past 3-4 months; what did I miss?

I'm pretty much amazing still.
You?

Noice

Played it for about 2 hours. Can't really form an opinion.

EvilMegas posted...

ASlaveObeys posted...

I just want to feel like I'm part if something.

6

7?

You are a dang goof.

JOExHIGASHI posted...

Can I have a Pepsi then?

Nice try, bro.

I'll take a Pepsi

I just want to feel like I'm part if something.

Yo, one stat only goes by death the other is injuries and deaths.
I think someone is showing some bias...

Tractor trailers kill way more people than guns
>_>

SkynyrdRocker posted...

What if they shanked you

100 percent benifits for life. Or my wife get bank.

aHappySacka posted...

It would cut more into their profits more if they had to pay you workers compensation for any possible injuries sustained so it would be considered "acceptable losses" if prisoners were the ones injured or killed first.

Yes, but there was no actual risk.

Lokarin posted...

ASlaveObeys posted...

Lokarin posted...

The cap probably wanted a fight because something something something needed an excuse to fire them

You can't fire inmates, homie. I work in a jail.

Oh, I thought you were the volunteer fire fighter

Nah, fuck that. I'm not running into burning buildings.

Lokarin posted...

The cap probably wanted a fight because something something something needed an excuse to fire them

You can't fire inmates, homie. I work in a jail.

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lihlih posted...

When I was in basic training for the Army, some dude tried shoving a broom stick up my ass. Instead of beating his ass, I tried doing the right thing and reporting the sexual assault.

Gr8 b8 m8

How the hell is this a bait? What, because anyone who reports sexual assault is lying?

One does not simply "report someone who tried to shove a broomstick up their ass" in the Army. Broomstick guy gets his ass beat. Nobody cares about what went down. The end.

You'd be surprised. Hazing can be oddly sexually and rapey... and it's almost never reported.

These guys literally fight over sugar packets and things like that. So the reason for the fight doesn't really surprise me I just find it to be a humorous.
Also both of these guys are in their mid 50s and nonviolent offenders and I'm a fairly well trained large man.
I'd have to see the recording to see what I did that made it look like I disregarded my own safety. I probably just got in their faces a little too much or something.

The fight was about the size on the onions in the extra meals they can buy.
They did the chest to chest square off so I stood in between and told them to go sit the fuck down and talked to them both separately like children.
This was a week ago. Apparently I put myself at risk and should have just let it escalate and then called in the other officers as per protocol when a fight starts.

I deescalated the situation which is my job... but I did it... wrong somehow. The captain (aka my supervisor) even said this as stupid and he was annoyed he had to talk to me because I handled it fine, but on camera I looked like I had no regard for my safety or something

Anyway, that was annoying.

This is literally elementary school maths.

The truth is the far left hired him to make teh altright look bad.

helIy posted...

it definitely reeked like a king book towards the end there.

so much pointless exposition and detailing that there were a few pages i skipped entirely, which is exactly what i started doing with king books before i stopped reading them altogether.

i loved heart shaped box, and i really liked nos4a2, too. they felt like him and not his dad.

See I love King's story building.. but he has a style that works for him if you're a fan. It seems easy because he makes it read easy, but I don't think many can pull it off, and I don't think Hill is on the list.
So it suffers.

Still I thought this book was def readable, but not anywhere near his best.

I liked it.
I do think he was trying too hard to be King and not be himself. Which is weird because heart shaped box and Horns are both good and not much like his father.

My wife is a big shot director or rehab for a big company it was easier for her to keep her own last name.
Plus, she'll eventually dump my ass.

ZiggiStardust posted...

Jen0125 posted...

schools aren't "always" the target. nightclubs, outdoor concert venues, arenas, schools, movie theaters, malls, workplaces... everywhere is a target.

well sure, but schools are a much more common target, ok?

everywhere has been shot up, but schools just get it way more than anywhere else it seems, ok?

School are just more reported.
No one is going to pay attention to a multiple shooting in a low income neighborhood or city block. Which is where they're most common.

This seems like a cry for attention.
DO you want to talk about your day? I'm here for you, bud.

Viking_Mudcrap posted...

Hey, you still Cherry?

I am. Never even seen a woman in the flesh.

Wendy's
15
2

I don't technically get a break. I eat when I get the chance and hopefully nothing happens.

SilentRain16 posted...

ASlaveObeys posted...

SilentRain16 posted...

People tell me I'm pretty.

Pretty awesome

Thanks! It is awesome actually lol. Well sometimes it's not if a guy my friend likes, likes me instead of her. Happens kinda often.

I hear ya. I'm always getting chatted up by the ladies.

He'll be murdered in gen pop in a real prison anyway.

SilentRain16 posted...

People tell me I'm pretty.

Pretty awesome

Kyuubi4269 posted...

wwinterj25 posted...

ASlaveObeys posted...

You aren't even a little tall?

I'm 6'1" but I'd say that's average.

It's not, that's tall.

I agree. Objectively above average.

wwinterj25 posted...

Nope. I've had someone ask "why are you single? You're tall, dark and handsome". He was drunk though so I pay that no mind because I'm none of those things.

You aren't even a little tall?

You're all beautiful on the inside.

Are you handsome?

Oh dude, yeah you're at like the calm before the storm.

Bro... spoiler it. I read the book like a year ago.

What part are you on?
It picks up... a lot, but it's very end heavy

uh, mostly Massachusetts. North Carolina, Iraq for a bit, Florida for a year.

Lokarin posted...

"police tried to persuade her to STOP RECORDING!!"

Why are police such cucks these days, if anything they should have MORE cameras on them so they can look that much more heroic

Mall cop

Turns out she was and did.

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Selenara posted...

No, every school in the US does not have a nurse.

provide proof of this claim, because every school i've been to, or seen, has had a nurse or two on staff.

Public schools require them, I'm guessing there might be loopholes for private schools

Because society has evolved to a place where technology is part of everyday life and access to people instantly is bordering on being a requirment to daily living.

Jen0125 posted...

i wouldn't feel bad if i punched a guy that grabbed my ass in the club. usually it's too busy for that to happen but if i was in a mood or drunk and some asshole grabs my ass i'm not gonna lose sleep over having punched a sexual aggressor.

Fiar but if you punch a 200 pound man repeatedly and he turns around and breaks your jaw you kind of have to expect a reaction there.
Call security or the cops, there is a reason punching people isn't allowed. In general the reaction to being punched is to respond to the punch.
Honestly, I do t make it a habit of grabbing ass but if some girl is punching me over and over even if they think it's justified I'm eventually going to respond in kind, and I'm a reasonable guy.

Jen0125 posted...

what if i karate chop him in the throat

You have to wear a knife glove... homemade

Not the same.
I like the quick thinking, though.