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TopicI need to know the rules of Current Events
AltyMcAltface
02/11/22 3:50:21 PM
#12
rule 1: shitpost like your life depends on it

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TopicKids in Las Vegas celebrate the end of wearing face masks in school
AltyMcAltface
02/11/22 3:47:50 PM
#5
the flossing

oh god the flossing

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TopicDo you think it will actually be called Breath of the Wild 2?
AltyMcAltface
02/11/22 3:41:50 PM
#10
2 Breath 2 Wild

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TopicPeacock. Do you like the streaming service?
AltyMcAltface
02/11/22 3:38:13 PM
#3
i like that it has a pretty decent selection for its free tier

i'd never pay money for it though

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Topicwhat are some games you enjoy that are black sheep of their franchise?
AltyMcAltface
02/11/22 3:37:03 PM
#51
i'm beginning to feel physically ill because of all the responses of Dragon Age 2 ITT

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Topiclet me post "fuck" with 5 "U"s
AltyMcAltface
02/11/22 3:31:58 PM
#7
fuck with 5 "U"s

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TopicJon Stewart defends Joe Rogan over COVID misinformation and slams New York Times
AltyMcAltface
02/11/22 3:29:35 PM
#44
COVxy posted...
"Turn on people"? Makes no sense. Dude says something people disagree with, and they voice their disagreement. That's normal fucking discourse.
the right tends to canonize their favorite politicians and media figures and treat them with cult-like devotion to the point where they can literally do no wrong, and it breaks their brains when the left actually doesn't behave the same way and doesn't just take every single thing their politicians and media figures say as scripture, but instead examines the things being said with critical thinking to determine whether they are valid or not regardless of the source, instead of feebly bending their worldview to fall in line with their messiah's narrative and pretending afterward like they never believed any different.

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TopicJon Stewart defends Joe Rogan over COVID misinformation and slams New York Times
AltyMcAltface
02/11/22 2:31:48 PM
#5
AngelicRadiance posted...
I wasn't aware opposing the Iraq war could lead to the death of others
ah yes, that old pandemic virus, The Iraq war

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TopicVoice Actor for BENDER has REFUSED to return to FUTURAMA cause he wants MONEY!!
AltyMcAltface
02/11/22 11:33:45 AM
#64
what a chode

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TopicRemember when people really hated Leonardo DiCaprio?
AltyMcAltface
02/11/22 11:32:02 AM
#5
back in the day i thought he was dumb because of movies like Romeo and Juliet and Titanic and how all the teen girls at the time including my older sister would be swooning over him nonstop.

then i saw Blood Diamond, and my opinion of him turned completely around 180 degrees.

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TopicIs Fascism a rising threat in America?
AltyMcAltface
02/11/22 11:30:13 AM
#8
yes, because of Trump and all of his delusional cultists

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TopicDon't talk. Watch. *Guitar riff.*
AltyMcAltface
02/11/22 11:27:51 AM
#2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJPLnuYNA6A

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Topicwhat are some games you enjoy that are black sheep of their franchise?
AltyMcAltface
02/11/22 11:09:48 AM
#3
i liked The Bureau: XCOM Declassified

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Topicwhat are zoomers going to do when they get a job using computers
AltyMcAltface
02/10/22 10:24:17 PM
#29
https://www.pcgamer.com/students-dont-know-what-files-and-folders-are-professors-say/

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TopicI have decided to create memes for The Right full time.
AltyMcAltface
02/10/22 9:53:08 PM
#31
unironically it might be a pretty profitable grift

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TopicThe Witcher (2007) is an old game that wants you to come
AltyMcAltface
02/10/22 9:50:42 PM
#2
it's a pretty awesome game, even for being the poster child for Eurojank.

i kinda hate how most people go straight for 3 and never play 1 or 2, because everyone tells them you can skip them. and i mean, you can, but if you like The Witcher and its universe and characters, you could also, y'know, play them too.

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TopicHere's Why I'll Be Keeping My Shoes on in Your Shoeless Home - WSJ
AltyMcAltface
02/10/22 9:46:42 PM
#11
Here's Why I Couldn't Care Less About Some Karen Complaining About Dirty Floors In A WSJ Article That For Some Reason I Would Have To Subscribe In Order To Read Which Is Never Going To Happen In A Million Years

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Topicwhat happened to the lol liberal parents topic?
AltyMcAltface
02/10/22 8:33:11 PM
#7
Guide posted...
do you think the author knows
no

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TopicWould you know how to turn $100k into $200k? How?
AltyMcAltface
02/10/22 6:19:58 PM
#12
to

the

MOON

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TopicWhat's a collective sin humanity inflicted on itself?
AltyMcAltface
02/10/22 2:50:24 PM
#12
social media

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TopicLol liberal parents
AltyMcAltface
02/10/22 12:48:52 PM
#30
Caution999 posted...
I am entitled to laugh at a comic/meme thing and believe what I want to believe and there's nothing you can do about it.
and people are entitled to have a very poor opinion of you for doing so

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TopicLol liberal parents
AltyMcAltface
02/10/22 12:14:55 PM
#12
Background_Guy posted...
This is the same guy that makes those schizo comics?
dunno, but i know it's the same guy that made this zinger:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/3/AAfMWZAAC6QN.jpg

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TopicYou know, 70% of the people who died from Covid in the US were on Medicare.
AltyMcAltface
02/10/22 11:32:58 AM
#42
i don't think you can honestly say democracy and everyone having the right to vote is the optimal way of doing things when gullible idiots are actually choosing to elect people like this to office.

it has no chance of ever happening for a number of reasons, but i honestly believe we would be better off as a society if we instituted mandatory voter education classes and voting license tests. just like driving. you wouldn't want to allow someone out on the road without knowing how to drive and proving they can do so responsibly, right?

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TopicInflation may be bad but LGMA stock is rising like crazy
AltyMcAltface
02/10/22 11:04:57 AM
#3
Who's Steve Jobs?

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TopicWhat is the logic of deplatforming somebody for being offensive?
AltyMcAltface
02/10/22 10:36:43 AM
#64
Lorenzo_2003 posted...
You basically want to think for other people and narrow their choices in life.

Not a good idea to declare topic over when your answer brings up more problems than the question.
some people are actively destroying society by being given the privilege of "thinking" and "choosing" for themselves

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TopicSome people literally get triggered by the fact that humans == animals
AltyMcAltface
02/10/22 12:29:11 AM
#72
@Xethuminra just curious, did you go to a private school?

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TopicLol South Park is conservative now
AltyMcAltface
02/10/22 12:20:16 AM
#106
Yuuko-Chan posted...
Its like people know the risks by now, let them life how they want.
letting people "life how they want" brings risks to more than just themselves though, it brings risks to everyone they come into contact with. why should they get to live their life how they want when them doing so endangers everyone else around them?

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Topicthe hell is umami
AltyMcAltface
02/10/22 12:16:37 AM
#27
u mami's so fat

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TopicAdele comes out as a Terf/transphobe
AltyMcAltface
02/10/22 12:15:27 AM
#11
so a woman can't even say she loves being a woman now without being accused of being a transphobe? what the fuck?

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TopicLook at this thing. Just fucking look at it.
AltyMcAltface
02/09/22 10:26:16 PM
#18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvGhB2Se9sY

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TopicWhat are your "porn peeves"?
AltyMcAltface
02/09/22 6:14:06 PM
#45
when the title suggests or the tags indicate that there is anal but there is no anal

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TopicMarjorie Taylor Green feels strongly about Tomato Soup.
AltyMcAltface
02/09/22 6:12:16 PM
#19
au_gold posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/7/4/AAZ5w5AACYwK.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/4/AAfMWZAAC6EM.jpg

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TopicHere are some names that are illegal in certain countries
AltyMcAltface
02/09/22 6:04:59 PM
#21
it's pronounced Uh-NALL

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TopicTurn based tactical Front Mission is back.
AltyMcAltface
02/09/22 6:02:20 PM
#4
well make up your mind, is it front or back?

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TopicWish my job announced overtime like this
AltyMcAltface
02/09/22 5:55:58 PM
#9
Flauros posted...
Calm down mr antiwork, its voluntary overtime.
yes, and choosing to devote your every waking moment to making an obscenely rich person even richer while you "stack some bread" is what makes it (and hustle culture in general) especially pathetic

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TopicWish my job announced overtime like this
AltyMcAltface
02/09/22 5:37:05 PM
#2
haha we make funny, good consumer-worker come commit every waking hour of your life to us

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TopicWhen was the last time you went to Kmart?
AltyMcAltface
02/09/22 4:02:57 PM
#14
some time in the early 2000s when my older bro took me to get pizza at the Little Caesar's inside

i don't think i ever once actually shopped at Kmart, just walked through it to get to the pizza

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TopicAre you left or right wing
AltyMcAltface
02/09/22 3:51:11 PM
#14
i consider myself center-left, which i'm not sure if it would equate to moderate left or left wing in this poll. either way, i prefer my own moniker for it, the "rational left", as in "the only ones on either side of the aisle who are rational left."

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TopicJoe Rogan now playing the 'it was just a prank, bro!' card
AltyMcAltface
02/09/22 12:58:14 PM
#16
it's gone, what did it say?

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TopicWhat is the logic of deplatforming somebody for being offensive?
AltyMcAltface
02/09/22 10:55:22 AM
#35
why are people actually wasting time responding to this obviously disingenuous bad faith topic?

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TopicUnpopular take on the whole Rogan controversy
AltyMcAltface
02/09/22 10:40:54 AM
#30
daftpunk_mk5 posted...
as a liberterian
lol

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Topic"This is nothing new"
AltyMcAltface
02/08/22 9:16:05 PM
#10
This new is nothing

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TopicAncient desktop ITT.
AltyMcAltface
02/08/22 9:09:03 PM
#13
damn, AIM, Winamp, and a metal band desktop

you just took me back

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TopicBlonde Mom faces a YEAR PRISON for letting her 14 y/o BABYSIT!! Is She a MILF??
AltyMcAltface
02/08/22 7:53:18 PM
#9
making it illegal for teenagers to be put in situations where they can learn how to become good parents seems like a good way to make sure they will never become good parents

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TopicWhy are you flying directly into the Jackface?! *Lost SPOILERS*
AltyMcAltface
02/08/22 7:48:11 PM
#3
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/6/AAfMWZAAC51O.jpg

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TopicWhat was your last meal?
AltyMcAltface
02/08/22 7:44:51 PM
#4
scrambled eggs with spinach and garlic and turkey bacon, and steel cut oatmeal with pumpkin spice mix

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TopicSome people can throw their voice... but...
AltyMcAltface
02/08/22 6:37:38 PM
#4
the player character in South Park: The Fractured But Whole

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TopicI just lost so much money in poker
AltyMcAltface
02/08/22 5:38:18 PM
#11
that was a crazy game of poker

i lost it all

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