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Topicsimilarities between Biblical depictions of angels and "DMT entities"
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 8:56:46 PM
#7
jumi posted...
What is a DMT entity?
Machine Elves

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Topicwhat is the appeal of Rogan anyway?
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 8:51:33 PM
#36
what a waste of a bought account

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TopicTesla is recalling over 500,000 vehicles due to goat noises.
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 8:35:03 PM
#5
so i guess you can say he overgoated

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TopicWhat are you eating for the super bowl?
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 8:30:15 PM
#13
pizza, wings, chips and dip

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TopicRemove all letters found in Super Bowl LVI from your username.
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 6:54:05 PM
#10
DanfFcna

edit: oh i forgot i'm on my alt

AtyMcAtfac

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TopicWhy does everybody seem to argue the same exact way now? What started this trend
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 6:47:09 PM
#8
nonsensical statement involving plankton

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TopicPeople making video game memes on this weird hotel layout >_>
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 4:02:58 PM
#14
lol nice

and wtf why is the layout even like that

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TopicPost Memes Here 15.0
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 3:44:35 PM
#437
a tray of goth ham lmfao

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TopicBattleBots: Fight Night week 6 discussion topic *spoilers*
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 3:43:47 PM
#16
Starks posted...
The hellraisers still exist yet are practically unseen. I want more of them, the pneumatic ramp, the spinner, etc.

But somehow the sport needed an upper deck?
what are hellraisers? i don't think i've ever heard them mentioned on the show. only been watching since the reboot.

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Topicthese fucking reese's cups are smaller
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 3:25:15 PM
#3
HylianFox posted...
I just get a bag of those mini peanut butter cups from Aldi
oh i haven't gotten those yet, but i've seen them and they do look pretty good

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TopicRedditor stuck behind broken gate in store with no emergency exit
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 3:20:26 PM
#6
no emergency exit is probably grounds for a lawsuit by itself

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Topicthese fucking reese's cups are smaller
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 3:02:47 PM
#1
fucking shrinkflation

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TopicDoes Joe Biden even care that the stock market is crashing?
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 2:59:55 PM
#12
bluezero posted...
Joe Biden controls the stock market?
he's gotta go to Wall Street and give em one of his firm "Listen here, Jack"s and tell em they're gonna start rising and they're gonna start rising now

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TopicWill you be watching Superbowl?
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 2:58:26 PM
#6
nope, i have no interest whatsoever in sportsball

i will be partaking in the pizza, wings, and nachos though

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TopicYou could spend a lifetime trying to find a wife, and finally succeed.
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 2:07:32 PM
#7
or you could not make the mistake of thinking that Instathots are marriage material

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TopicIs it rude to watch youtube,tiktok, etc loudly while working next to someone?
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 2:06:21 PM
#8
k1zzl3_82 posted...
earbuds are not really an option. I have 2 coworkers one listens to tiktok at max volume my other coworker watches these youtube videos where its someone giving a summary of a movie. They are like main stream movie, but instead of watching the movie he watches someone tell what happened in the movie while it shows clips from the actual movie...
tell them to use earbuds

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TopicTulsi gabbard is so damn fine
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 2:04:59 PM
#13
she looks like she was hot 20 years ago

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TopicIs it rude to watch youtube,tiktok, etc loudly while working next to someone?
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 1:59:53 PM
#4
use earbuds

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TopicI made a big pot of hamhocks and beans last night.
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 1:57:32 PM
#6
TentacleDemon posted...
Definitely eat them. They have more meat than they appear to. The skin and the fat on them is nice too.

After it's all done cooking I take the hamhocks out and separate the bones. Then cut the big pieces up and mix it all back into the beans.
i like shredding it apart with forks and mixing it back in like that

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TopicI made a big pot of hamhocks and beans last night.
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 1:32:33 PM
#2
nice. love hamhock and beans. i like to make a double batch at a time and freeze most of it.

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TopicWalmart putting security tags on food due to prices
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 1:29:28 PM
#64
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

lol i'm dead

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TopicGuess what still works in FFVI Pixel Remaster.
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 1:12:51 PM
#14
Meteor.... Strike?

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TopicWalmart putting security tags on food due to prices
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 1:10:12 PM
#61
Cuticrusader09 posted...
Who the heck would buy a steak from a drug addict? Feels like asking for food poisoning.
i bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer

i don't know what they were laced with, but i was tripping all day

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TopicIf you were a ghost who had to haunt 1 building for eternity. What would it be?
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 12:50:25 PM
#36
that house all the porn is filmed in with the translucent hot pink room divider

you know which one i'm talking about

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TopicReminder: Africans built the pyramids in Egypt
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 12:08:17 PM
#79
Imit8m3 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/4/2/AAZgIXAAC67K.jpg

the meter wasn't even invented until 4000 years after the great pyramid was built

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TopicBlizzard conditions lead to 33 crashes in men's giant slalom at Winter Olympics
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 11:45:13 AM
#5
more blood on Blobby Kotick's hands

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TopicAtheist be like
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 11:41:22 AM
#9
IShall_Run_Amok posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/8/AAJBROAACw5E.jpg
lmfao

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TopicAtheist be like
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 11:38:09 AM
#2
wat

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TopicIs Fascism a rising threat in America?
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 11:37:26 AM
#54
^it's like what their glorious orangefaced god-emperor told them, "What you're seeing and what you're reading is not what's happening."

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TopicI like my bacon to be crunchy and crispy
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 11:06:49 AM
#2
I don't like mine rubbery either, but if it breaks before it bends, it's overcooked

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TopicIs Fascism a rising threat in America?
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 10:58:40 AM
#51
Crescente posted...
This topic makes me wonder...what is fascism? What forms of fascism is there? The one that I know...from the 1940s was pretty horrendous. But I can't see that form ever existing again, especially not in the west.
watch the video a-c-a-b posted in post #10

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TopicIs Fascism a rising threat in America?
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 10:41:47 AM
#49
Maninstagnate posted...
So guess Trump is winning then? Electing Biden didn't help you folks at all.
ITP: electing the opposing candidate didn't help not elect Trump

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TopicIs Fascism a rising threat in America?
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 10:40:41 AM
#48
Taharqa_ posted...
We've only had a real democracy since 1965 after the Voting Rights Act. There are elements that want us to have an authoritarian government and have been baking that cake for 50 years, Trump just gave them a reason to go full mask off.

The Republicans are a white nationalist party masquerading as a governing party. They see the demographic future on the horizon and are trying to cement white minority rule by picking away at the Voting Rights Act until it's a husk and make the process of voting arduous.

Homegrown facism getting a serious hold is not out the question. We are one election cycle away from seizing permanent one party rule and rendering elections moot.
tbh, as long as the electoral college exists, we still won't have a real democracy

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TopicWhat color is your phone?
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 12:12:22 AM
#13
black like my soul

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TopicThe bread girl
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 12:01:51 AM
#6
you know what goes with bread?

soup

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TopicHow long could you live off wholegrain bread and peanut butter?
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 12:01:29 AM
#2
you'd probably get scurvy

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Topic32 y/o Man DECAPITATED his GIRLFRIEND cause she was DEMASCULATING HIM!!
AltyMcAltface
02/12/22 11:21:08 PM
#2
death penalty

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TopicC/D Women were on average hotter in the 70s and 80s.
AltyMcAltface
02/12/22 10:41:55 PM
#6
Zjusjia-h_da-4 posted...
Post on your main.
u

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TopicC/D Women were on average hotter in the 70s and 80s.
AltyMcAltface
02/12/22 10:37:09 PM
#4
Zjusjia-h_da-4 posted...
C for me. They were mostly all natural with little or no tattoos. They also didnt have a ton of metal in their face.
yikes

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TopicWhat was the first video game you ever finished?
AltyMcAltface
02/12/22 10:33:47 PM
#11
i believe it would have been Duck Hunt? dunno, it was a long time ago. i don't remember if we had The Legend of Zelda or Super Mario Bros and Duck Hunt first.

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TopicWalmart putting security tags on food due to prices
AltyMcAltface
02/12/22 10:32:52 PM
#13
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TopicWas your first exposure to sexually explicit adult content online or offline?
AltyMcAltface
02/12/22 9:56:47 PM
#31
offline, found my dad's Playboy Lingerie magazine stash in the master bathroom when i was home alone one day

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Topicwhat's the most f'd up thing humanity can do in 100 years?
AltyMcAltface
02/12/22 8:07:12 PM
#14
set the world on fire

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TopicHonkies remain peacefully protesting, but don't you dare be First Nations.
AltyMcAltface
02/12/22 7:54:38 PM
#40
sktgamer_13dude posted...
I think he meant honkies as in the people just honking, even though I understand why people are freaking out about the usage.
it's a double entendre, and a completely apt one at that

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TopicWhen you hear Germany, what do you think of first?
AltyMcAltface
02/12/22 7:50:40 PM
#15
Springtime for Hitler and Germany!

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TopicI was craving Italian today.
AltyMcAltface
02/12/22 7:46:16 PM
#8
wtf

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TopicDid SBAllen defenestrate CJayC out the GameFAQs HQ window or something
AltyMcAltface
02/12/22 7:26:59 PM
#5
RIP in peace

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