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| Topic | post ironic fascination with shrek comes from shrek being cinemas end of history |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 8:46:59 PM #7 | Tyranthraxus posted... https://imgur.com/NZH1ToRlol --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | What do Math Teachers wear? |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 8:41:41 PM #10 | why Mr. Johnson, i had no idea..... --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | post ironic fascination with shrek comes from shrek being cinemas end of history |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 8:40:21 PM #2 | was this written by a machine learning algorithm or --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | is/was your mom a good cook? |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 8:27:41 PM #5 | most definitely --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | I officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me. |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 8:26:37 PM #34 | ChainedChained posted... He almost caused a war by killing a general. Iran retaliated and gave dozens of US soldiers traumatic brain injury then they blew up an airliner. This shit could have easily escalated into a full blown war.no lol, see, that's jUsT yOuR oPiNiOn --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | I officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me. |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 7:20:08 PM #28 | Gobstoppers12 posted... You're welcome to your opinion about whether or not your personal opinion qualifies as an opinion.lmfao --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | I officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me. |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 7:19:05 PM #26 | Gobstoppers12 posted... You're welcome to your opinionit's not an opinion --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | I officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me. |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 7:17:04 PM #24 | Gobstoppers12 posted... Trump was fine, because despite his rhetoric and the constant media-smearing, he was accomplishing a lot of things I wanted him to accomplish, with regards to strengthening border security, military/defense upkeep, keeping us out of wars, focusing more on energy independence, encouraging projects to source American steel and other resources, etc. etc.lmfao okay, let's go point by point on this: what Trump did for border security is fleece his voter base out of MILLIONS of dollars constructing border fences that don't do jack shit to curb illegal immigration, lying and saying that he was gonna have Mexico pay for it when that was never going to happen, ultimately having gullible americans pay for it proudly and claim "oh what he meant was he's gonna have Mexico pay for it with all the great DEALS he's gonna set up for international trade". oh yeah, and most of the money they forked over didn't even go toward building the wall, it just lined Trump's pockets (or more likely was used to pay down his massive foreign debts). what Trump did for military/defense upkeep is...... well, absolutely nothing as a matter of fact. Cadet Bone Spurs doesn't know the first thing about the military and national defense. what Trump did to keep us out of wars is again, nothing. the conflicts in the middle east raged on all throughout his term, and he both alienated all of the US' traditional allies and cozied up to all of its traditional enemies, all of whom never viewed Trump as an equal or ally, just as a useful idiot, leaving us alone on the world stage as a mockery. what Trump did to focus on "energy independence" is, again, alienating all of the US' traditional allies, as well as rolling back environmental protection laws and withdrawing the US from a global climate change mitigation agreement so that corporations who produce energy in unclean, unsustainable ways didn't have to worry about all that red tape in doing their thing anymore. and what Trump's attempts at "encouraging projects to source American steel" actually did was just impose massive tariffs on imports, and all that did was lead to higher steel prices across the board and lower demand. so, in short, Trump didn't do jack shit. --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | I officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me. |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 7:00:21 PM #9 | change your username to GOPstoppers12 --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | Shortened business hours since the pandemic started PISS ME OFF |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 6:59:03 PM #21 | in the business of shitposting, TC's hours just went down to ZERO --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | We're just walking bags of piss |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 6:58:15 PM #2 | and sand --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | Why is the United States still filled with so many homophones? |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 6:23:45 PM #25 | Gucci_Josh posted... Oh, ok.not as stupid as you trolling about not being able to read/comprehend the OP --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | Why is the United States still filled with so many homophones? |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 5:18:42 PM #5 | what about the bananaphones --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | How much did you make from crypto this year? |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 3:15:00 PM #5 | a millions billions --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | It's impossible to hate weeb shit and still like video games |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 3:12:49 PM #13 | BakonBitz posted... Not really, just your tastes in video games will be wildly narrow.that's not true either, the vast majority of videogames aren't weeb shit --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | It's impossible to hate weeb shit and still like video games |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 3:08:02 PM #10 | incorrect hell, it's even possible to hate weeb shit and like (some) JRPGs --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | Tennessee school district removes Yep's Dragonwings, citing woke agenda |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 1:19:21 PM #14 | the right marches ever onward toward a white ethnostate this is pure evil --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | I beat Mass Effect 2 *spoilers* |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 11:37:20 AM #8 | lol why kill Garrus on purpose --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | Do you play Wordle? |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 10:18:34 AM #17 | Laserion posted... So, is it only an app, or can you play it on websites?it's on a website: https://www.nytimes.com/games/wordle/index.html --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | YT is recommending me a 5 hr analysis of the 'Rings of Power' trailer |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 1:14:34 AM #5 | that can't be a productive use of anyone's time --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | I've discovered the secret to inter-dimensional travel. |
| AltyMcAltface 02/15/22 12:49:23 AM #4 | safety not guaranteed --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | I think I'm going to watch the first Tremors movie tonight (no spoilers). Rate? |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 10:33:48 PM #11 | Irony posted... Uh no, 2 is as good as the firstlolno --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | Vday without masks feels so good |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 10:31:27 PM #2 | were you fucking with masks on or --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | Saw some bumper stickers repping the "LGB Community" |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 7:23:41 PM #19 | Machete posted... did it go over your head or are you being obtuse?does it really matter --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | The Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power teaser trailer. |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 1:07:46 PM #62 | AmericaTheBrave posted... I knew they would woke it up, but I'm still disappointed.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/6/AAfMWZAAC7Mk.jpg --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | If you do the McDonald's survey on the receipt you get BOGO any sandwich |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 12:38:51 PM #4 | YWS-is-King posted... I go to McDonalds every daydisgusting --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | what is the appeal of Rogan anyway? |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 12:36:10 PM #50 | tommybel89 posted... They aren't necessarily brave ideas. He's just a big independent voice that is more relevant than any talking head on the networks. Prime time guy at Fox (is that Tucker Carlson?) is the only on-air person approaching Joe in views.the only thing Joe Rogaine is relevant to is gullible fucking idiots --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | Do you play Wordle? |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 12:32:39 PM #5 | yeah. when i first heard about it a couple weeks ago i though it sounded stupid and gimmicky and couldn't believe how it got so popular so quickly. then i tried it and i was like okay that was kinda fun, but whatever. then the next day i felt compelled to play it again. and again the next day. and the next. now i'm addicted, lol. --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | What was your 'finally some good fucking food' moment? |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 12:28:44 PM #9 | i was raised in a household where good home cooking was the norm, and as an adult i learned everything about cooking that my Italian mother had to teach me, then i learned more, then i taught her a few things, so i guess i've never really been away from good fucking food for long enough to say "finally" when i get back to it. --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | what is the appeal of Rogan anyway? |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 12:22:18 PM #45 | tommybel89 posted... A lot of the noise surrounding Joe is because the news model of paying prime time guys 10-20 million a year to brainwash people into wars and division is failing. Trump is out of office and ratings nosedived at most of the networks. Why else do sex scandals and convenient scandals seem to get people fired or suspended at an increasing pace? Matt Lauer, Megan Kelly, Whoopie Goldberg, Cuomo, O'Reilly etc.you have no fucking idea what you are talking about --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | The Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power teaser trailer. |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 12:20:52 PM #58 | Aressar posted... Ah, alright. Didn't realize that was them.i've seen the casting announcements before, so i recognized them from that. this video goes over every character seen in the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIdF4lXkA80 pretty cool to know that was Gil-galad too, i wouldn't have known that --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | What did you have for breakfast? |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 12:18:38 PM #7 | i don't usually have breakfast but this morning i couldn't resist having a slice of pizza and a little bit of chips and dip left over from yesterday --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | The Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power teaser trailer. |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 12:13:54 PM #56 | Aressar posted... Curious to see how this will turn out. I expect Galadriel and Elrond will both appear in this, as they were both alive during that time, and they both ended up being ring-bearers.Galadriel and Elrond were both depicted in the trailer --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | Women in the know don't date men who take Adderall. |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 12:03:02 PM #11 | this makes absolutely no sense --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | How many cups of coffee do you drink daily? |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 11:43:48 AM #24 | usually just one, sometimes two. same thing with green tea. --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | C/D Grunge music significantly contributed to today's current opioid epidemic. |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 11:00:47 AM #7 | ok boomer --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | would it be smarter to pay off my student loans instead of investing my money |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 10:52:50 AM #4 | yes, it's always better in the long run to pay off high interest loans as quickly as you can --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | Do you think anti vaxxers know they're not patriots anymore? |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 10:51:11 AM #2 | an intrinsic condition of being terminally stupid is that you don't know you are terminally stupid --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | What comes to mind when you hear the term "small dick energy"? |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 10:38:23 AM #28 | the canadian trucker convoy --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | Hershey's new marketing campaign designed to piss off grammar nerds |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 10:36:36 AM #19 | Amen, and Awomen --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | Was your first exposure to sexually explicit adult content online or offline? |
| AltyMcAltface 02/14/22 10:19:46 AM #49 | KStateKing17 posted... One of my neighbors' dad picked us up from school when I was 6. He had TVs installed in his suv and decided that it was a good time to put on some hardcore porn.wtf, that's messed up --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | Conservative crowdfunding site GiveSendGo has been hacked. |
| AltyMcAltface 02/13/22 11:01:22 PM #10 | nice --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | Jon Stewart defends Joe Rogan over COVID misinformation and slams New York Times |
| AltyMcAltface 02/13/22 10:58:31 PM #88 | hockeybub89 posted... So we can't get mad at mass murder and the destruction of modern medicine, but we have to do something about idiots being upset on the Internet?lol got eem --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | What is a duckbear? |
| AltyMcAltface 02/13/22 10:56:12 PM #8 | it's kinda like a platypus bear --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | "I don't care about the MCU after Endgame" |
| AltyMcAltface 02/13/22 10:53:46 PM #16 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/2/AAfMWZAAC7EO.jpg --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | What? |
| AltyMcAltface 02/13/22 10:52:02 PM #7 | Your poor extinct mother always was such a genteel soul. --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | You got any with nuts? |
| AltyMcAltface 02/13/22 9:20:27 PM #6 | i got pistachios --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | Small-faced fascist Charlie Kirk has thoughts about the halftime show |
| AltyMcAltface 02/13/22 9:12:10 PM #29 | The_Creep_2020 posted... Who is Skiggie anyway? looks like theyve got me blocked and I have no freaking idea who they are.a bought account whose only two active posts are in this topic, and who is likely going to be banned shortly edit: oh my mistake, only one of their posts is in this topic --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | Small-faced fascist Charlie Kirk has thoughts about the halftime show |
| AltyMcAltface 02/13/22 9:10:05 PM #25 | Skiggie posted... Pretty embarrassing how people call everyone who is a millimeter to their right a 'fascist'.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/4/AAfMWZAAC7Ci.jpg --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
| Topic | Jordan Peterson having a meltie |
| AltyMcAltface 02/13/22 9:05:15 PM #35 | huh, the first i ever remember hearing of Jordan Peterson was about his book 12 Rules for Life and how he represented himself as some infallible self-help guru while at the same time being a complete wreck and disaster himself and being hypocritical about the shit he espouses. i didn't learn about the transphobic shit until after that, so i was under the impression that came afterward, but clearly not, if 12 Rules for Life was only published in 2018. i swear it seems like it was farther back than that. you learn something new every day. --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch |
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