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Topicpost ironic fascination with shrek comes from shrek being cinemas end of history
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 8:46:59 PM
#7
Tyranthraxus posted...
https://imgur.com/NZH1ToR
lol

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TopicWhat do Math Teachers wear?
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 8:41:41 PM
#10
why Mr. Johnson, i had no idea.....

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Topicpost ironic fascination with shrek comes from shrek being cinemas end of history
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 8:40:21 PM
#2
was this written by a machine learning algorithm or

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Topicis/was your mom a good cook?
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 8:27:41 PM
#5
most definitely

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TopicI officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me.
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 8:26:37 PM
#34
ChainedChained posted...
He almost caused a war by killing a general. Iran retaliated and gave dozens of US soldiers traumatic brain injury then they blew up an airliner. This shit could have easily escalated into a full blown war.
no lol, see, that's jUsT yOuR oPiNiOn

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TopicI officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me.
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 7:20:08 PM
#28
Gobstoppers12 posted...
You're welcome to your opinion about whether or not your personal opinion qualifies as an opinion.
lmfao

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TopicI officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me.
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 7:19:05 PM
#26
Gobstoppers12 posted...
You're welcome to your opinion
it's not an opinion

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TopicI officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me.
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 7:17:04 PM
#24
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Trump was fine, because despite his rhetoric and the constant media-smearing, he was accomplishing a lot of things I wanted him to accomplish, with regards to strengthening border security, military/defense upkeep, keeping us out of wars, focusing more on energy independence, encouraging projects to source American steel and other resources, etc. etc.
lmfao

okay, let's go point by point on this:

what Trump did for border security is fleece his voter base out of MILLIONS of dollars constructing border fences that don't do jack shit to curb illegal immigration, lying and saying that he was gonna have Mexico pay for it when that was never going to happen, ultimately having gullible americans pay for it proudly and claim "oh what he meant was he's gonna have Mexico pay for it with all the great DEALS he's gonna set up for international trade". oh yeah, and most of the money they forked over didn't even go toward building the wall, it just lined Trump's pockets (or more likely was used to pay down his massive foreign debts).

what Trump did for military/defense upkeep is...... well, absolutely nothing as a matter of fact. Cadet Bone Spurs doesn't know the first thing about the military and national defense.

what Trump did to keep us out of wars is again, nothing. the conflicts in the middle east raged on all throughout his term, and he both alienated all of the US' traditional allies and cozied up to all of its traditional enemies, all of whom never viewed Trump as an equal or ally, just as a useful idiot, leaving us alone on the world stage as a mockery.

what Trump did to focus on "energy independence" is, again, alienating all of the US' traditional allies, as well as rolling back environmental protection laws and withdrawing the US from a global climate change mitigation agreement so that corporations who produce energy in unclean, unsustainable ways didn't have to worry about all that red tape in doing their thing anymore.

and what Trump's attempts at "encouraging projects to source American steel" actually did was just impose massive tariffs on imports, and all that did was lead to higher steel prices across the board and lower demand.

so, in short, Trump didn't do jack shit.

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TopicI officially identify as an Independent, now. Republicans done lost me.
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 7:00:21 PM
#9
change your username to GOPstoppers12

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TopicShortened business hours since the pandemic started PISS ME OFF
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 6:59:03 PM
#21
in the business of shitposting, TC's hours just went down to ZERO

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TopicWe're just walking bags of piss
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 6:58:15 PM
#2
and sand

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TopicWhy is the United States still filled with so many homophones?
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 6:23:45 PM
#25
Gucci_Josh posted...
Oh, ok.

Kinda messed up for TC to troll about homophobia tbqh.

But thanks for clarifying this for me, AssultTank
not as stupid as you trolling about not being able to read/comprehend the OP

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TopicWhy is the United States still filled with so many homophones?
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 5:18:42 PM
#5
what about the bananaphones

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TopicHow much did you make from crypto this year?
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 3:15:00 PM
#5
a millions billions

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TopicIt's impossible to hate weeb shit and still like video games
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 3:12:49 PM
#13
BakonBitz posted...
Not really, just your tastes in video games will be wildly narrow.
that's not true either, the vast majority of videogames aren't weeb shit

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TopicIt's impossible to hate weeb shit and still like video games
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 3:08:02 PM
#10
incorrect

hell, it's even possible to hate weeb shit and like (some) JRPGs

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TopicTennessee school district removes Yep's Dragonwings, citing woke agenda
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 1:19:21 PM
#14
the right marches ever onward toward a white ethnostate

this is pure evil

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TopicI beat Mass Effect 2 *spoilers*
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 11:37:20 AM
#8
lol why kill Garrus on purpose

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TopicDo you play Wordle?
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 10:18:34 AM
#17
Laserion posted...
So, is it only an app, or can you play it on websites?
it's on a website:

https://www.nytimes.com/games/wordle/index.html

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TopicYT is recommending me a 5 hr analysis of the 'Rings of Power' trailer
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 1:14:34 AM
#5
that can't be a productive use of anyone's time

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TopicI've discovered the secret to inter-dimensional travel.
AltyMcAltface
02/15/22 12:49:23 AM
#4
safety not guaranteed

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TopicI think I'm going to watch the first Tremors movie tonight (no spoilers). Rate?
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 10:33:48 PM
#11
Irony posted...
Uh no, 2 is as good as the first
lolno

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TopicVday without masks feels so good
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 10:31:27 PM
#2
were you fucking with masks on or

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TopicSaw some bumper stickers repping the "LGB Community"
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 7:23:41 PM
#19
Machete posted...
did it go over your head or are you being obtuse?
does it really matter

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TopicThe Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power teaser trailer.
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 1:07:46 PM
#62
AmericaTheBrave posted...
I knew they would woke it up, but I'm still disappointed.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/5/6/AAfMWZAAC7Mk.jpg

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TopicIf you do the McDonald's survey on the receipt you get BOGO any sandwich
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 12:38:51 PM
#4
YWS-is-King posted...
I go to McDonalds every day
disgusting

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Topicwhat is the appeal of Rogan anyway?
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 12:36:10 PM
#50
tommybel89 posted...
They aren't necessarily brave ideas. He's just a big independent voice that is more relevant than any talking head on the networks. Prime time guy at Fox (is that Tucker Carlson?) is the only on-air person approaching Joe in views.
the only thing Joe Rogaine is relevant to is gullible fucking idiots

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TopicDo you play Wordle?
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 12:32:39 PM
#5
yeah. when i first heard about it a couple weeks ago i though it sounded stupid and gimmicky and couldn't believe how it got so popular so quickly. then i tried it and i was like okay that was kinda fun, but whatever. then the next day i felt compelled to play it again. and again the next day. and the next. now i'm addicted, lol.

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TopicWhat was your 'finally some good fucking food' moment?
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 12:28:44 PM
#9
i was raised in a household where good home cooking was the norm, and as an adult i learned everything about cooking that my Italian mother had to teach me, then i learned more, then i taught her a few things, so i guess i've never really been away from good fucking food for long enough to say "finally" when i get back to it.

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Topicwhat is the appeal of Rogan anyway?
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 12:22:18 PM
#45
tommybel89 posted...
A lot of the noise surrounding Joe is because the news model of paying prime time guys 10-20 million a year to brainwash people into wars and division is failing. Trump is out of office and ratings nosedived at most of the networks. Why else do sex scandals and convenient scandals seem to get people fired or suspended at an increasing pace? Matt Lauer, Megan Kelly, Whoopie Goldberg, Cuomo, O'Reilly etc.

Joe is a target because he's made of moneybags and he broadcasts people with alternative opinions (ahem, anti-war among other things). That's it in a nutshell. Misinformation is secondary. CNN / FOX / MSNBC made their names on that. They're just jealous that they're being tuned out. There's nothing pure about big media trying to take down the 5 foot manlet.

Well, this is a better theory than "bald midget bad", anyways.
you have no fucking idea what you are talking about

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TopicThe Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power teaser trailer.
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 12:20:52 PM
#58
Aressar posted...
Ah, alright. Didn't realize that was them.
i've seen the casting announcements before, so i recognized them from that. this video goes over every character seen in the trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIdF4lXkA80

pretty cool to know that was Gil-galad too, i wouldn't have known that

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TopicWhat did you have for breakfast?
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 12:18:38 PM
#7
i don't usually have breakfast but this morning i couldn't resist having a slice of pizza and a little bit of chips and dip left over from yesterday

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TopicThe Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power teaser trailer.
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 12:13:54 PM
#56
Aressar posted...
Curious to see how this will turn out. I expect Galadriel and Elrond will both appear in this, as they were both alive during that time, and they both ended up being ring-bearers.
Galadriel and Elrond were both depicted in the trailer

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TopicWomen in the know don't date men who take Adderall.
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 12:03:02 PM
#11
this makes absolutely no sense

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TopicHow many cups of coffee do you drink daily?
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 11:43:48 AM
#24
usually just one, sometimes two. same thing with green tea.

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TopicC/D Grunge music significantly contributed to today's current opioid epidemic.
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 11:00:47 AM
#7
ok boomer

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Topicwould it be smarter to pay off my student loans instead of investing my money
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 10:52:50 AM
#4
yes, it's always better in the long run to pay off high interest loans as quickly as you can

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TopicDo you think anti vaxxers know they're not patriots anymore?
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 10:51:11 AM
#2
an intrinsic condition of being terminally stupid is that you don't know you are terminally stupid

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TopicWhat comes to mind when you hear the term "small dick energy"?
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 10:38:23 AM
#28
the canadian trucker convoy

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TopicHershey's new marketing campaign designed to piss off grammar nerds
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 10:36:36 AM
#19
Amen, and Awomen

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TopicWas your first exposure to sexually explicit adult content online or offline?
AltyMcAltface
02/14/22 10:19:46 AM
#49
KStateKing17 posted...
One of my neighbors' dad picked us up from school when I was 6. He had TVs installed in his suv and decided that it was a good time to put on some hardcore porn.
wtf, that's messed up

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TopicConservative crowdfunding site GiveSendGo has been hacked.
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 11:01:22 PM
#10
nice

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TopicJon Stewart defends Joe Rogan over COVID misinformation and slams New York Times
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 10:58:31 PM
#88
hockeybub89 posted...
So we can't get mad at mass murder and the destruction of modern medicine, but we have to do something about idiots being upset on the Internet?
lol got eem

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TopicWhat is a duckbear?
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 10:56:12 PM
#8
it's kinda like a platypus bear

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Topic"I don't care about the MCU after Endgame"
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 10:53:46 PM
#16
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/2/AAfMWZAAC7EO.jpg

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TopicWhat?
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 10:52:02 PM
#7
Your poor extinct mother always was such a genteel soul.

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TopicYou got any with nuts?
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 9:20:27 PM
#6
i got pistachios

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TopicSmall-faced fascist Charlie Kirk has thoughts about the halftime show
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 9:12:10 PM
#29
The_Creep_2020 posted...
Who is Skiggie anyway? looks like theyve got me blocked and I have no freaking idea who they are.
a bought account whose only two active posts are in this topic, and who is likely going to be banned shortly

edit: oh my mistake, only one of their posts is in this topic

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TopicSmall-faced fascist Charlie Kirk has thoughts about the halftime show
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 9:10:05 PM
#25
Skiggie posted...
Pretty embarrassing how people call everyone who is a millimeter to their right a 'fascist'.

and lol at Charlie Kirk being some 'hard-right' dude...his organization (TPUSA) is socially liberal, and just supports low taxes and free market crap.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/4/AAfMWZAAC7Ci.jpg

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TopicJordan Peterson having a meltie
AltyMcAltface
02/13/22 9:05:15 PM
#35
huh, the first i ever remember hearing of Jordan Peterson was about his book 12 Rules for Life and how he represented himself as some infallible self-help guru while at the same time being a complete wreck and disaster himself and being hypocritical about the shit he espouses. i didn't learn about the transphobic shit until after that, so i was under the impression that came afterward, but clearly not, if 12 Rules for Life was only published in 2018. i swear it seems like it was farther back than that. you learn something new every day.

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