Current Events > What are your "porn peeves"?

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daftpunk_mk5 02/09/22 1:00:31 PM #1:	Ie: common things in porn that annoy you Mine: Fake boobs- especially if she didn't have them when she started (Kira Noir is the most recent one that comes to mind) When the has to finish himself off at the end When it completely cuts out the girl getting undressed --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. <cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted [p:962496075] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Ie: common things in porn that annoy you Mine: Fake boobs- especially if she didn't have them when she started (Kira Noir is the most recent one that comes to mind) When the has to finish himself off at the end When it completely cuts out the girl getting undressed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pepys Monster 02/09/22 1:01:21 PM #3:	A closeup of the guy's O-face. --- Ryzen 3700X \| Evga GTX 1070 Ti \| 16GB DDR4 3200 \| Crucial MX500 2TB <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:962496106] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>A closeup of the guy's O-face. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 02/09/22 1:05:35 PM #4:	The dude talking. Stfu and just pound her, dont crack jokes, make comments, or anything like that, you stupid sausage. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:962496198] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>The dude talking. Stfu and just pound her, dont crack jokes, make comments, or anything like that, you stupid sausage. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 02/09/22 1:05:48 PM #5:	I'll second fake tits and cutting out undressing. Others include Pierced nipples Braless women (especially in cold environments) Videos where the woman puts her clothes back on at the end No womanscapsing unless it's red Girl on guy oral lasting too long Fake Muslim exploitation videos where they leave the hijab on. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:962496202] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>I'll second fake tits and cutting out undressing. Others include Pierced nipples Braless women (especially in cold environments)Videos where the woman puts her clothes back on at the endNo womanscapsing unless it's redGirl on guy oral lasting too longFake Muslim exploitation videos where they leave the hijab on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 02/09/22 1:05:51 PM #6:	Face (or sometimes dick, vag, or boobs) in corner. I want to watch porn, not watch you watch porn <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:962496204] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Face (or sometimes dick, vag, or boobs) in corner. I want to watch porn, not watch you watch porn </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart 02/09/22 1:06:59 PM #7:	POV videos Slow motion When they use dildos --- Pickles the Drummer, doodily doo, dingdong doodlily doodily doo <cite>Feline_Heart posted [p:962496235] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>POV videos Slow motion When they use dildos </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 02/09/22 1:08:50 PM #8:	That reminds me I'm not a fan of strap-ons either. I get why they exist and bear no ill will to those that enjoy them but for me it ruins a good lesbian video. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:962496285] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>That reminds me I'm not a fan of strap-ons either. I get why they exist and bear no ill will to those that enjoy them but for me it ruins a good lesbian video. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cardgum 02/09/22 1:09:12 PM #9:	Hearing the guy moan. Women getting slapped in the face. --- 509 Bandwidth Limit Exceeded (mega.co.nz) <cite>cardgum posted [p:962496301] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Hearing the guy moan. Women getting slapped in the face. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 02/09/22 1:09:25 PM #10:	way too much emphasis on the dude --- https://i.imgur.com/cEQy3f4.png / https://i.imgur.com/gWKaLHC.png https://i.imgur.com/u6JR7qX.jpeg <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:962496306] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>way too much emphasis on the dude </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
daftpunk_mk5 02/09/22 1:15:15 PM #11:	Also, the tip noise on camsites. I dont get how anyone can get off hearing a constant "DING DING DING" --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. <cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted [p:962496475] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Also, the tip noise on camsites. I dont get how anyone can get off hearing a constant "DING DING DING" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joe40001 02/09/22 1:15:47 PM #12:	Story based porn where they make 0 reference to the narrative during sex. This is particularly bad in porn parodies. --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori http://i.imgur.com/TheGsZ9.gif <cite>joe40001 posted [p:962496489] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Story based porn where they make 0 reference to the narrative during sex. This is particularly bad in porn parodies. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 02/09/22 1:18:20 PM #13:	Music of any kind "Gay" porn where the dude being serviced is clearly watching straight porn. Even worse when you can hear her moans. Any kind of fetish porn where it has "master/slave" roles. Instant turn-off. Bad camera angles and blurriness. Trying to have any sort of narrative. It's always stupid and just fuck already... Porn where one guy is hot but the other guy is uggo. Watermarks --- This is my signature until I can think of a better one. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:962496555] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Music of any kind"Gay" porn where the dude being serviced is clearly watching straight porn. Even worse when you can hear her moans.Any kind of fetish porn where it has "master/slave" roles. Instant turn-off.Bad camera angles and blurriness.Trying to have any sort of narrative. It's always stupid and just fuck already...Porn where one guy is hot but the other guy is uggo.Watermarks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 02/09/22 1:18:37 PM #14:	8 minute clips that are 7 minutes of not-fucking. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:962496565] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>8 minute clips that are 7 minutes of not-fucking. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 02/09/22 1:19:52 PM #15:	penis sucking takes up way too much time obviously way too highly edited --- This is signature Not waste of data at all <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:962496610] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>penis sucking takes up way too much time obviously way too highly edited </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForsakenHermit 02/09/22 1:22:07 PM #16:	joe40001 posted... Story based porn where they make 0 reference to the narrative during sex. This is particularly bad in porn parodies. I don't understand why the parodies use established stars when we already know what they look like naked. --- Beware the fanatic! Too often his cure is deadlier by far than the evil he denounces!-Stan Lee RIP Make Arcades Great Again! <cite>ForsakenHermit posted [p:962496666] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>joe40001 posted... </cite> <quote>Story based porn where they make 0 reference to the narrative during sex. This is particularly bad in porn parodies.</quote>I don't understand why the parodies use established stars when we already know what they look like naked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 02/09/22 1:26:08 PM #17:	overly exaggerated fake moaning --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:962496766] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>overly exaggerated fake moaning </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evol 02/09/22 1:26:18 PM #18:	Condoms --- https://twitter.com/trackingsm/status/1431308435212185607 <cite>Evol posted [p:962496773] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Condoms </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devilanse333 02/09/22 1:37:47 PM #19:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] omg this. Also...shoes. I cant stand shoes in porn. And feet. What the heck is it with feet? --- XBOX Live Gamertag: DevilAnse33v2 PSN: DevilAnse33 <cite>Devilanse333 posted [p:962497060] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> omg this. Also...shoes. I cant stand shoes in porn. And feet. What the heck is it with feet? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 02/09/22 1:43:27 PM #20:	Pimples on her booty. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:962497182] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Pimples on her booty. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
garan 02/09/22 4:38:13 PM #21:	daftpunk_mk5 posted... When it completely cuts out the girl getting undressed Could not possible agree more-- that's one of the hottest parts. Except if a chick is wearing stockings-- DON'T EVER TAKE THEM OFF! I hate that shit when the pic shows her in stockings and then they're removed like 2 minutes in. That's false advertising. <cite>garan posted [p:962501810] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>daftpunk_mk5 posted...</cite> <quote>When it completely cuts out the girl getting undressed </quote> Could not possible agree more-- that's one of the hottest parts. Except if a chick is wearing stockings-- DON'T EVER TAKE THEM OFF! I hate that shit when the pic shows her in stockings and then they're removed like 2 minutes in. That's false advertising.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumpo 02/09/22 4:41:51 PM #22:	That obnoxious Russian guy who nails all the stars <cite>Trumpo posted [p:962501903] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>That obnoxious Russian guy who nails all the stars </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IfGodCouldDie 02/09/22 5:12:30 PM #24:	A deliberate attempt to make the girls look underage. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:962503183] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>A deliberate attempt to make the girls look underage. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Payzmaykr 02/09/22 5:18:42 PM #25:	Evol posted... Condoms PatrickMahomes posted... way too much emphasis on the dude IfGodCouldDie posted... A deliberate attempt to make the girls look underage. These things plus the use of any kind of body oils. I just dont like that. --- So long, Thanks for all the fish! <cite>Payzmaykr posted [p:962503599] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Evol posted... </cite> <quote>Condoms</quote> PatrickMahomes posted... </cite> <quote>way too much emphasis on the dude</quote> IfGodCouldDie posted... </cite> <quote>A deliberate attempt to make the girls look underage.</quote> These things plus the use of any kind of body oils. I just dont like that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lonestar2000 02/09/22 5:20:48 PM #26:	Anal Fake boobs/plastic surgery Tattoos Piercings other than ears Censorship Not keeping their uniform/costume on Not staying in character Fake moans Bad camera angles Slapping/choking/abuse Feet stuff --- Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachToadDickTrump <cite>Lonestar2000 posted [p:962503721] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Anal Fake boobs/plastic surgery Tattoos Piercings other than ears Censorship Not keeping their uniform/costume on Not staying in character Fake moans Bad camera angles Slapping/choking/abuse Feet stuff </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 02/09/22 5:28:19 PM #27:	When a woman spits on the guys junk. <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:962504227] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>When a woman spits on the guys junk. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tommybel89 02/09/22 5:29:28 PM #28:	Cuck bulls* Too much feet play Dude taint shot Girl tonguing guy's behind Don't care much for guy on girl backdoor oral Anime school girl nonsense --- Go Leafs Go http://www.last.fm/user/Disposableher0 <cite>tommybel89 posted [p:962504317] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Cuck bulls* Too much feet play Dude taint shot Girl tonguing guy's behind Don't care much for guy on girl backdoor oral Anime school girl nonsense </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 02/09/22 5:29:53 PM #29:	The people in the video not being related --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:962504346] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>The people in the video not being related </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 02/09/22 5:30:23 PM #30:	"interviews" before and after a hardcore sadism video. I dont give a shit how "excited" you are or how you felt during. --- https://i.imgur.com/EX6Md7k.gif https://i.imgur.com/ygAzHKB.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/c84omp7.gif https://i.imgur.com/Hj9RrC6.mp4 <cite>Flauros posted [p:962504375] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>"interviews" before and after a hardcore sadism video. I dont give a shit how "excited" you are or how you felt during. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 02/09/22 5:33:26 PM #31:	Fake titties The dude's face being shown Uncircumcised penis (I'm circumcised so it's harder for me to self insert) --- Da GOAT Famalam 2022! <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:962504540] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Fake titties The dude's face being shown Uncircumcised penis (I'm circumcised so it's harder for me to self insert) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SweetieBeIle462 02/09/22 5:34:28 PM #32:	Ackward voices --- Mac Book Pro 16 - 6-Core i7-9750H @ 2.60GHz - 32gb DDR4 2667 MHz - Radeon Pro 5500M 8gb - 2TB Apple SSD Now Playing: Metroid Dread, Tales of Arise, Dead By Daylight <cite>SweetieBeIle462 posted [p:962504623] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Ackward voices </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wock 02/09/22 5:35:52 PM #33:	No bed <cite>Wock posted [p:962504699] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>No bed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 02/09/22 5:35:57 PM #34:	Currently it's not showing their faces. I get it, you can stay anonymous and make a ton of money, but I like to see their faces. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:962504705] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Currently it's not showing their faces. I get it, you can stay anonymous and make a ton of money, but I like to see their faces. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 02/09/22 5:38:17 PM #35:	PoopPotato posted... Currently it's not showing their faces. I get it, you can stay anonymous and make a ton of money, but I like to see their faces. I don't even click on those --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:962504875] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>PoopPotato posted... </cite> <quote>Currently it's not showing their faces. I get it, you can stay anonymous and make a ton of money, but I like to see their faces.</quote> I don't even click on those </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scotty_Rogers 02/09/22 5:38:35 PM #36:	Oh and when I'm watching Japanese porn I hate how the women shriek like little girls when they're getting fucked smh Japan be creepy af --- Da GOAT Famalam 2022! <cite>Scotty_Rogers posted [p:962504897] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Oh and when I'm watching Japanese porn I hate how the women shriek like little girls when they're getting fucked smh Japan be creepy af </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 02/09/22 5:38:59 PM #37:	camera focusing on the guy for more than a second music-dubbed porn anal unexpected ~~brutality~~ --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. https://imgur.com/a/LEjr0RZ waifu courtesy of bnui_ransder <cite>Nukazie posted [p:962504929] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>camera focusing on the guy for more than a second music-dubbed porn anal unexpected brutality </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CRON 02/09/22 5:39:54 PM #38:	Long, acrylic nails. --- [obligatory signature] <cite>CRON posted [p:962504982] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Long, acrylic nails. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 02/09/22 5:45:49 PM #39:	Pulling the panties to the side That position where the guy bangs a girl while having her in a full nelson 2 girl/1 guy threesomes where the girls never touch each other When the woman has huge boobs and the guy never does anything with them --- Seeing people get defeated by a paper towel dispenser will always be hilarious. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:962505582] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Pulling the panties to the side That position where the guy bangs a girl while having her in a full nelson 2 girl/1 guy threesomes where the girls never touch each other When the woman has huge boobs and the guy never does anything with them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RenescoStCewl 02/09/22 5:47:42 PM #40:	A lot of stuff has already been said so I'll go with videos of people who have died. They pop up sometimes and its just depressing. --- He/him <cite>RenescoStCewl posted [p:962505769] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>A lot of stuff has already been said so I'll go with videos of people who have died. They pop up sometimes and its just depressing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 02/09/22 5:48:35 PM #41:	My peeve is people putting tags or descriptions that aren't actually in the video. It increases their views, but it makes it a pain in the ass to find specific types of videos I also hate when both the guy and the girl are completely fucking silent for the whole video. That is so weird. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:962505851] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>My peeve is people putting tags or descriptions that aren't actually in the video. It increases their views, but it makes it a pain in the ass to find specific types of videos I also hate when both the guy and the girl are completely fucking silent for the whole video. That is so weird. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 02/09/22 5:49:42 PM #42:	any focus on the guy, fake boobs/butts/lips/anything, that bullshit halfway penetration for anal --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:962505945] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>any focus on the guy, fake boobs/butts/lips/anything, that bullshit halfway penetration for anal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 02/09/22 5:51:53 PM #43:	NoxObscuras posted... I also hate when both the guy and the girl are completely fucking silent for the whole video. That is so weird. It's better than amateur shit where the only sound is a TV turned up WAY TOO FUCKING LOUD! You're making a video that you're going to upload for everyone on the internet, but better not let the apartment next door hear you fucking... <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:962506105] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite> <quote>I also hate when both the guy and the girl are completely fucking silent for the whole video. That is so weird.</quote>It's better than amateur shit where the only sound is a TV turned up WAY TOO FUCKING LOUD! You're making a video that you're going to upload for everyone on the internet, but better not let the apartment next door hear you fucking... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AltyMcAltface 02/09/22 6:14:06 PM #45:	when the title suggests or the tags indicate that there is anal but there is no anal --- "Altenticity is invaluable. Originality is warned/suspended." - Derp Darmusch <cite>AltyMcAltface posted [p:962507522] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>when the title suggests or the tags indicate that there is anal but there is no anal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 02/09/22 6:16:48 PM #46:	When the girl screams "OH MY GOD YOURE SO BIG" but the dude is only like 120 lbs soaking wet --- Oh, I wanna be the one you call drunk <cite>Touch posted [p:962507653] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>When the girl screams "OH MY GOD YOURE SO BIG" but the dude is only like 120 lbs soaking wet </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 02/09/22 6:19:18 PM #47:	When the guy a girl is having sex with isnt her stepbrother. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:962507799] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>When the guy a girl is having sex with isnt her stepbrother. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tommybel89 02/09/22 6:22:58 PM #48:	Name tags with incest and step siblings mentioned Choking or rough face slapping --- Go Leafs Go http://www.last.fm/user/Disposableher0 <cite>tommybel89 posted [p:962508013] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Name tags with incest and step siblings mentioned Choking or rough face slapping </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarthDemented 02/09/22 6:27:04 PM #49:	Professional porn. I like to know the people in the video are doing it because they enjoy it, not because they're being paid. Especially in lesbian and gay porn. Obvious gay for pay is just a "nope" for me. --- Paula Wood. My love, my life. 1980-2021 https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/profiles/76561198210788964/#sort=order <cite>DarthDemented posted [p:962508244] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Professional porn. I like to know the people in the video are doing it because they enjoy it, not because they're being paid. Especially in lesbian and gay porn. Obvious gay for pay is just a "nope" for me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wetterdew 02/09/22 6:27:27 PM #50:	Incest (yeah I know they're not really siblings/parent-child but I don't even wanna hear them acting like they are) master / slave crap those idiotic "pup face" masks furry crap in general Women, at any point at all. vore humiliation Oh yeah and also when they're doing a story where a straight guy is convinced to do something gay and he inevitably loves it. i don't want to see straight guys, I don't even want to see guys pretending to be straight. stop it. no women, and no straight guys. <cite>Wetterdew posted [p:962508268] in What are y... [t:79891124]...</cite> <quote>Incest (yeah I know they're not really siblings/parent-child but I don't even wanna hear them acting like they are) master / slave crap those idiotic "pup face" masks furry crap in general Women, at any point at all. vore humiliation Oh yeah and also when they're doing a story where a straight guy is convinced to do something gay and he inevitably loves it. i don't want to see straight guys, I don't even want to see guys pretending to be straight. stop it. no women, and no straight guys. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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