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TopicAngler Fish...
ScritchOwl
04/21/20 10:00:27 PM
#53
Dont forget that they are developing into anime characters

The dragonfish evolved pink cheek pouches
https://bit.ly/2VsGPTG

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TopicThe Better Toy: Woody vs Buzz
ScritchOwl
04/21/20 9:53:47 PM
#4
My son like woody. My wife says if it doesn't buzz its not worth having. I think she misunderstood the question.

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TopicWhy isn't @ trolling moddable?
ScritchOwl
04/21/20 9:23:19 PM
#25
The only people I have done that to are racist pricks or people trying to show nazi levels of censorship. It usually on takes around 8 times to get them to self destruct and close the thread

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TopicIf nintendo were to do a multiverse game
ScritchOwl
04/21/20 3:35:00 PM
#13
No no fusion dances not after what that tucker dude did to the duck hunt dog and malon (lonlon ranch girl) dude did

https://bit.ly/2VNO1bJ
Why does it hurt. Why does it hurt so much?

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TopicIf nintendo were to do a multiverse game
ScritchOwl
04/21/20 3:21:41 PM
#11
WhiskeyDisk posted...
Or Mario Splatting a Squirtle or eating a Foongus or fireballing a Magikarp by mistake.
I was thinking link running up to hyrule castle and right as his hand touches the door, navi shouts duck. A shower of splinters goes everywhere as ganons unconscious body flys over head and hits the ground rolling. The queen metroid reveals herself sending shockwaves out from absorbing all of ganons dark energy.

Link sitting dumbfounded as legendary wrestlers enter the field green lightening (luigi) and yellow thunder (luchedore pikachu) face off against the metroid

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TopicImagine wanting to buy a Switch game, but you only have $50.
ScritchOwl
04/20/20 11:31:08 PM
#20
Judgmenl posted...
I will never buy a monolith soft game until they make a new Xenosaga game.
Me and my wife both empatheticaly give you a heck yeah

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TopicIf nintendo were to do a multiverse game
ScritchOwl
04/20/20 10:03:14 PM
#8
@zeus crap didnt really think about pokemon. Just imagine the crap Yoshi would go through in the pokemon universe. Heck make it were some bad guys get displaced so your literally trying to get bowser and donkey kong to the safety of the hub world

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TopicAngler Fish...
ScritchOwl
04/20/20 9:05:58 PM
#12
Flappers posted...
I have no idea who that is. So this reference is meaningless to me.
Some dude you literally will see in the supermarket fancypeep mags that had no claim to fame other than boning a the krardsians and pissed of the royal families a few years back by trying to self impose nobility status.

Tl:dr a talentless tabloid hound famous for banging the lardasians

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TopicAngler Fish...
ScritchOwl
04/20/20 9:00:18 PM
#9
Flappers posted...
A portable sperm-sack husband who survives off of your blood.
So scott disick?

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TopicIf nintendo were to do a multiverse game
ScritchOwl
04/20/20 8:56:37 PM
#6
I wonder if they planned it long ago but the dumpster fire that was the snes disc drive caused to much resentment and they opted for the next largest universe at the time that wasnt problematic for audiences (dark fantasy like conan often have wierd multiverses like krull is a prequel to the conan series as the created the relics of power and red sonia is just a spin off and also somehow conan became animated)

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TopicIf nintendo were to do a multiverse game
ScritchOwl
04/20/20 8:50:15 PM
#4
Revelation34 posted...
Wat. Neither of them were in that game except a sleeping Link.
https://nindb.net/snes/super-mario-rpg/img/cameos/samus.png
https://youtu.be/nt1E0Tfhr_k

You had to go back to the castle during the star hill

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TopicIf nintendo were to do a multiverse game
ScritchOwl
04/20/20 8:39:15 PM
#1
Would you like to see a reboot of Captain N the gamemaster



I dont know if anyone else here remembers the excuse me princess of nintendo cartoons but before kingdom hearts there was another multiverse in which megaman, samus, link, mario were fighting evil. This even got referenced a decade later in super mario rpg when samus and link stayed in the royal guest chambers.

Would anyone else like to see the smash brothers lineup appear as heros in an rpg fighting a wirld ending threat. Sorry kingdom hearts is played out for me.

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Topicarv likes himself some nichada(if not allowed please delete)
ScritchOwl
04/20/20 8:28:13 PM
#12
Sorry for the 2 post together. I am told thats a sin now

But this is the picture I am referencing
https://bit.ly/2VpydNo

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Topicarv likes himself some nichada(if not allowed please delete)
ScritchOwl
04/20/20 8:22:38 PM
#10
For some reason I feel like she is angry! She has that same look of disdain as that mom from the two hit attack anime

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TopicWhich of these 3 very popular fruits do you like the most?
ScritchOwl
04/20/20 8:21:03 PM
#29
Orange is best for me but thats more of a textural reasons than flavor. Apples feel like polystyrene if cooked or dried. Theys feel like sweet corn meal as your chewing a raw one. Pears dont have this problems because the granules that make the fruit are smaller.

Bananas are just sap flavored mush in a casing. Given that I have never had a fresh banana I dont know if this is because they are picked green and exported. Seems they tasted different than when I was a kid.

Oranges that are picked correctly like the Satsuma that gets picked before thanksgiving are probably gonna be the best your gonna eat however sice its an heirloom crop your not going to see it far from its orchards as it doesn't produce as much as the flavorless cultivars people think about when they tried one (naval is bread for looks not for flavor)

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TopicWhat's weak to ice (typically)?
ScritchOwl
04/20/20 6:05:10 PM
#3
Rocks and sediments are often cracked open due to ice and liquidfaction. Ground also symbolizes earth and winter pts that mother to sleep. Birds flee from ice as in migration. You think ice and fire would be weak to each other though.

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Topicarv likes himself some nichada(if not allowed please delete)
ScritchOwl
04/20/20 6:01:56 PM
#6
She looks like the type of girl who used to have a kitty cat but not any more due to it suffocating. Not a bad way to go mind you

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Topichow many years into the future would you have to travel to
ScritchOwl
04/20/20 4:30:12 PM
#8
Aout ten years after the queen f england resigns

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TopicCan anyone versed in Zelda lore clarify something for me? *spoilers*
ScritchOwl
04/20/20 4:28:55 PM
#21
Youve heard of werewolf rules. Meet pac man rules


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TopicTinder question: Is it weird when...
ScritchOwl
04/20/20 2:42:46 PM
#3
He doesnt identify with the beliefs as his family caused a breakup when they tried to ban his gf family from the wedding. Yeah he didnt want to fight them for his fiance so all in all probably a good thing they broke up.

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TopicCan anyone versed in Zelda lore clarify something for me? *spoilers*
ScritchOwl
04/20/20 2:36:00 PM
#19
@Unbridled9 yeah your probably right. We never want a sea goron call link t a corner and ask if he can identify a barnacle wart

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TopicWhat's the weirdest thing that you've seen happen at Walmart?
ScritchOwl
04/20/20 2:33:31 PM
#11
KogaSteelfang posted...
A small group of adults fully dressed as Naruto characters. About 4 of them, one as Naruto in the bright orange,bone as an Akatsuki member in the cloud robe. Don't remember the others. They were LARPing in the lobby I guess.

Not judging anyone who enjoys that sort of thing, but it felt so out of place and jarring to see.

I saw husky man of easily 300lbs cosplaying as sailormoon, a woman dressed as some guy wearing a mask in a tuxedo and a little girl dressed as a black cat in an applebees.

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TopicDo you consider yourself a michael jordan fan?
ScritchOwl
04/20/20 2:30:44 PM
#6
You mean the golfer?

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TopicTinder question: Is it weird when...
ScritchOwl
04/20/20 2:29:59 PM
#1
Your tinder date says you have the same birthmark your dad does?



A friend of mine is having a near existential crisis. Hes parents have been married for over 30 years and or very devout mormons.

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TopicThe concept of "sin" is regressive.
ScritchOwl
04/19/20 10:37:09 PM
#10
So you would prefer taboo instead?


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TopicFinished bioshock today, how are 2 and 3?
ScritchOwl
04/19/20 5:08:26 PM
#23
Metalsonic66 posted...
No they didn't...
Typo let me clarify infinetes ending was behind a pay wall. To get it you need to purchase the burial at sea dlc. Not trying to rile feathers but its the same kinda dlc end that azuras rath pulled. I want to specify that for these its not like the fallout 3 broken steel dlc as these endings were planned prior to release but were released after the publish deadline rather than expanding the game past the ending.

Its still fun but the vanilla ending just males you feel like "what thats it, all that for this".

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TopicCan anyone versed in Zelda lore clarify something for me? *spoilers*
ScritchOwl
04/19/20 3:02:02 PM
#9
T0ffee posted...
According to Twilight Princess, Gorons apparently don't need to breathe so they might just be hanging out underwater happily going about their business.
No dodongos, no bomb fruit weeds, no giant lava dragons, and no 12 year olds breaking into there homes stealing food and money.

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TopicDo you ever just mix a bunch of shit together to make sauces?
ScritchOwl
04/19/20 2:57:21 PM
#17
I think you described the sauce making process perfectly.

Two guys try to make curry sauce in the british empire. They have absolutely no ingredients to make it. Grabs random stuff. It taste nasty. Throw it out except one barrel crack it open and taste it to see how it taste. Inventors of Wostershire Sauce.

Two guys from america are tired of a nut and celery based sauce. Start mxing random things together finds a tomatoe left over from a past meal. Invents ketchup


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TopicFinished bioshock today, how are 2 and 3?
ScritchOwl
04/19/20 2:50:26 PM
#21
2 is decent and infinite was alright however they locked the ending behind a paywall

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TopicWhat are people who do insect/spider cosplay called?
ScritchOwl
04/19/20 2:48:53 PM
#7
aDirtyShisno posted...
Remember guys, if shes cosplaying as a praying mantis and invites you over for a good time, run!
If she is cosplaying as a black widow and its not marvel related its too late if you see the rope

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TopicWhat are people who do insect/spider cosplay called?
ScritchOwl
04/19/20 2:43:07 PM
#5
Exos-as in exoskeleton that arachnids, crabs and insects have.

Suprisingly they have a solid fanbase outside of the furry collective as dryders are a fairly common dnd cosplay. Not to mention lord of the rings fans and that giant spider god. However in furry art they have became tame and outside of vore fetish fans they are well liked. Arache from my time with a monster girl or monster monsume is a pretty good example.

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TopicWhat's the weirdest thing that you've seen happen at Walmart?
ScritchOwl
04/19/20 12:30:23 PM
#8
I saw a person getting paid a decent wage and given stocks on their weekly check. Granted the person had started before walmart opened store outside of arkansas but seeing a casher getting 1000 a week on 36 hours is something hard to wrap your head around.

The visual weird was a old man that bolted in a marquee to the back of his truck to use as a message board about the end of days that he would screem and rant while having a puppet sit on his lap

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Topic50,000$ but you must give up 1 inch of your penis.
ScritchOwl
04/18/20 9:49:02 PM
#29
How about a left nut?

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TopicDo you think disney will ever do a hand drawn movie again?
ScritchOwl
04/18/20 2:44:51 PM
#9
We are gonna be lucky if they keep animation (except for cgi enhancing). It was leaked a few years back that they were looking at converting therencatalog to live action. Properties included sophia the first, bob the builder (blues clues format), and remaking the series recess as a live action stint in the format of diary of a wimpy kid

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TopicWell guess no more gold farming on ebay for a while
ScritchOwl
04/18/20 12:27:22 AM
#1
China bans online gamers outside of china. So you guess th go ught we are gonna have a recession wait til this hits their economy

https://fossbytes.com/china-bans-online-gaming-with-foreigners/

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TopicIf there's no precipitation on a part of the ocean... is it a desert?
ScritchOwl
04/18/20 12:23:05 AM
#2
No. Desert-a dry, barren area of land, especially one covered with sand, that is characteristically desolate, waterless, and without vegetation.

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TopicHow are you sexually active in your quarantine?
ScritchOwl
04/17/20 1:32:39 PM
#4
Married. With 2 kids. With the quarentine I will let you think how much free time we have

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TopicPeople aren't paying rent. Whats yours?
ScritchOwl
04/17/20 1:29:35 PM
#9
SpeedDemon20 posted...
I have a friend who moved to Arkansas. She likes sharing the cost of everything there lol.
Yeah its a culture shock moment when someone moves from around Maryland and comes to the south. Take em to a walmart and they have a stroke looking at 12.99 day one movie release on blueray

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TopicGameTok with Lok: Do you consider Street Fighter 2 to be genre defining?
ScritchOwl
04/17/20 1:26:58 PM
#7
No it was not genre defining. I submit
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yie_Ar_Kung-Fu

I have played this game and yes it was utter crap but it was the first fighting game that didnt have custers last stand graphics

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TopicPeople aren't paying rent. Whats yours?
ScritchOwl
04/17/20 1:17:20 PM
#1
Here in arkansas my mortgage is 670 for 3 bed 1 bath (until reno) on 2 acres. This is 2.5 mile from the metro area (I laugh too when I here it called that)

So 670 again is my mortgage, home owners and taxes. How much worse or hopefully better is out there for the rest of you

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TopicDo any of you think you shouldn't have to pay sales tax for online...
ScritchOwl
04/17/20 1:03:29 PM
#4
I wouldn't mind the tax if companies offered online discounts. Yeah sure some companies do but when you think about t a store setup pays a regional, district and store manager plus the employee pay. Thats not including logistics personnel at the supply ware houses. Or the theft that occurs at the store level (amazon says the ware house isnt any better though). Oh amd the taxes and utility cost to maintain as store plus said warehouse.

You would think that being the case ordering on line would have only half the mark up versus the store. If that were the case yeah I wouldnt mind not only the state but the local tax

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TopicIf I were to start watching a series, which one?
ScritchOwl
04/17/20 1:02:23 AM
#3
Mead posted...
Scrubs for sure
Agree

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TopicWhat if Emperor Palpatine was a Jedi?
ScritchOwl
04/17/20 12:45:18 AM
#9
@wolfy42 ok question. You know how the younglings were gathered in the movies into a basically jedi ran preschool. Did the sith do this at all? I mean I know in the clonewars they said ventris (sorry bald two lightsaber chick) say she was taken in at a young age and the temple displayed in rebels made it clear one master one pupil. I mean it seems like the jedi tried to gather children they could indoctrinate instead of a near tween anakin who the council wanted to shove away.

So was sith a more all are welcome versus the jedi you got to be "born" into the club? Just seems jedi were causing distrust and resentments from the galaxy at large.

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TopicWhat if Emperor Palpatine was a Jedi?
ScritchOwl
04/16/20 11:22:31 PM
#5
Look up plo koon. That face got action figures and a few dedicated episode of clone wars

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TopicSo someone is walking around with a handbag made of a kids spine
ScritchOwl
04/16/20 11:16:09 PM
#7
Bugmeat posted...
They're way off. You can get a spine for less than a grand. 5 could actually get you an entire skeleton.

https://www.boneroom.com/store/c44/Human_Bones.html
Honestly it disturbing the bone room exist. I thought the fact someone incoperated a childs skeleton was bad but the thought you can tool a humans remains and sell them is beyond eeeck

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TopicSo someone is walking around with a handbag made of a kids spine
ScritchOwl
04/16/20 10:16:13 PM
#1
So opinions


Seriously the guy has a spine from a deceased child with osteoporosis. This site is not known for accuracy but dang if that doesnt look legit

https://www.cracked.com/article_27500_out-curiosity-how-does-one-ethically-source-human-spine.html

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TopicIllegals will get a hand out in Cali
ScritchOwl
04/16/20 7:28:10 PM
#56
Kyuubi4269 posted...
Only one other ethnicity has a border with the US though.
We have a winner. Also does ice check anyone on the spot other than hispanics. Yes I know that there are many people ice will detain but when have you seen them ask an asian or african american for their papers. In america the term illegal is primarily just thought of any country that exist below texas.

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TopicIllegals will get a hand out in Cali
ScritchOwl
04/16/20 6:21:26 PM
#47
RCtheWSBC posted...
Have you ever called someone "a legal" before?
Yeah telling my cousing he was a legal and that I should call ICE just incase there was confusion. That didnt go over well well with him. His mother was laughing because she caught the joke before he did. Yes they are hispanic.

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TopicDo you believe that toxic masculinity is a problem?
ScritchOwl
04/16/20 5:02:33 PM
#156
Would you think there is a such thing as toxic equality.

Example: When a person or persons believe that a group is discriminated against that they themselves seek rules that would restrict other people instead or when they attempt to show they believe in equality so much they begin cultural appropriation not in honor bt an exploitive manner

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Topicin terms of gaming consoles xboxoneX, ps4, switch (delete if not allowed)
ScritchOwl
04/16/20 4:51:07 PM
#9
That is why I want a thmps up for a post option.

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