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TopicWhat's the least amount of money you would eat a raw egg for?
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 12:26:13 AM
#8
SunWuKung420 posted...
No amount of money.
Pickle it in vinger sluorp the whole thing. Never chew. Also my wife really sucks at deviled eggs so to quote the meme "your getting paid"

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TopicConservative User has HIRED a LAWYER to SUE Gamefaqs for BANNING him!!!!
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 12:22:48 AM
#12
zebatov posted...
It depends on how it was gone about, legally speaking. If someone is razzed or bullied into a response that gets them banned and nothing is done about the people who participated in the bullying, I can see a case being made of that. In a world where most people love to see the bullies get their comeuppance, I find it funny when people laugh when others cry bullying from others online.
Yeah but its what type of bullying vs the response. I mean if someone is antagonozing you you can aalways control your response. Bullying + saying dont be racist shouldnt make you go f*** off you *slur*. When you do that its all on you bulbazard a wwinter tried that calling me alt right and even said I went full on brotherhood in a message. If you respond to that its on you. I let the dude keep maing an idiot of himself.

The mods though do need to take a step back though as they can be bigger bullies than trolls. Often blindly modding because they do not like what you say even if its not a tos violation.

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TopicConservative User has HIRED a LAWYER to SUE Gamefaqs for BANNING him!!!!
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 12:13:04 AM
#11
I think its about time theve been begging for it for a while. Just which it wasn't an a**hole that did it.

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TopicWhat's the least amount of money you would eat a raw egg for?
ScritchOwl
04/30/20 12:09:53 AM
#6
ZBug_ posted...
The least? 39. Gotta pay for the egg

Zbugs got the idea. Do you know how much asian food uses raw egg? I mean if a person wants to pay me to eat an egg sign me up.

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TopicHow do legitimate flat earth believers explain other planets being spheres?
ScritchOwl
04/29/20 5:25:52 PM
#11
http://www.redicecreations.com/ul_img/13319Paul_Kidby_Discworld.jpg

Yeah this and two pounds of weed maoes people think weird shtuff

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TopicBizarre HAIRCUT of a FEMALE Meth Dealer is Released. Does she look Stupid???
ScritchOwl
04/29/20 3:50:30 PM
#10
Hey you forgot those hair cuts for us that grow fros.

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Topicbitch ass kevin throwing a bitch fit over cheese pizza
ScritchOwl
04/29/20 3:40:30 PM
#8
Forget the pizza making him lower bunk to a peeing fetishist. Seriously he had the same look drinking that soda as r kelly looking at a irl in hucky cheese

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TopicOn a scale of 1 to 10, how important is replay value to you
ScritchOwl
04/29/20 2:50:47 PM
#18
It depends entirely on the game b. A final fantasy title yeah after 40 hours and an unskipable laugh scene yeah I was done. Or me3 in which yes I would replay for the different colored endings but beyond that the deferent classes didnt leave me wanting to play again. And those are aaa titles. So replay isnt important as long as the overall product is well crafted.

Games like gears though while the story is meh(atleast 3rd installment forward) however they doubledowned on that with multiplayer and co-op. They turned that franchise to the max. Honestly I hate gears all together but looking at what they did I can appreciate the fact they gave the players their money worth.

For indie titles its mre important for replay. Often these games are short and have low presence in the market. Replay sets them apart especially if you got a friend who says im looking to play it. Because the response is usually either I played that a few years back vs I am on my forth playthrough and I broke 10 million brewing beer. You can see how replay will get more people to give a look.

I dont like cheapened replay like nier automata. 27 endings. They really dont classify as endings though a/b are more like pokemon red/blue its the same game but taking two different paths as different characters. C/d were more like just the second half of the game. E was lets get you to play 5 saves worth and all the others were just oops game overs. Not exactly what you wanna call replay ability

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TopicHave you ever been a FAKE NICE PERSON before???
ScritchOwl
04/29/20 1:29:13 AM
#35
Always be nice to the iT guts. You never want to anger the troubled shooter

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TopicITT: We Post Video Game music!
ScritchOwl
04/28/20 10:40:12 PM
#5
Does the burnout 3 takedown soundtrack count for this

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TopicDo you wear headphones when playing handheld games?
ScritchOwl
04/28/20 10:38:27 PM
#15
I did back when I played tetris on the gameboy brick. Yeah I think my dad was getting an anurism over the russian (commie bastards brain washing my kid his words) themed music and I dont think he liked the beat especially at 5 level

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TopicWhy china tolerates markets that produce deadly viruses
ScritchOwl
04/28/20 1:18:52 PM
#5
When you make soysauce out of hair and soak veggies in sewage for increasing it weight or this delightful item.

http://www.globaltimes.cn/content/807845.shtml

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TopicFeminists[delete if not allowed]
ScritchOwl
04/28/20 11:26:25 AM
#6
https://www.thecollegefix.com/sex-partner-must-say-yes-every-10-minutes-or-its-rape-10th-graders-taught-in-california/

Feminist ruining safe sex for woman. Imagine the potntial effect if the 10 min timer causes you to stop what your doing right when she is building up

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/09/trans-feminist-vegan-group-releases-pro-chicken-video-where-hens-are-separated-by-roosters-who-rape-them-without-consent/

And I will let that one ride as is.

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TopicWhat was your first alcoholic drink?
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 11:01:37 PM
#45
darcandkharg31 posted...
Did you get fucked up?

Nope learned I have a pretty sizable alcohol tolerance. Extends to anesthesia too wasnt fun waking up wide awake during surgery. When you (slurred of course) say can you put me pack under this kinda hurts. Happened agan when I was given fentanyl for a nerve burn. The doc telling the nurse turn down the probe. She doesnt and I say listen to the doc this hurts like hell

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TopicWhat was your first alcoholic drink?
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 10:33:32 PM
#41
Double shot whiskey and coke. I was 5 my dad said I could get a nes if I didnt cough. I said I want the one with mario bros 3

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TopicJustin Trudeau's Popularity SKYROCKETS while President Trump's SKYDIVES!!!
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 10:28:33 PM
#16
Live report of trumps popularity

https://youtu.be/jUVe4TfnNCc

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TopicWhich is your favorite cereal?
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 10:22:41 PM
#21
Granola or honey nut cheerios


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TopicWithout a vaccine there is no normalcy
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 9:09:13 PM
#107
@LinkPizza im not trying to trivialize the lgbt (heaviest restrictions donating blood next to jail time) and what they went through. I am saying that due to entities like project red the virus went from the bogeyman going to kill every gay/black to a disease that people know about and quite possible will be eliminated in the boomers life time.

Yes hiv is scary and has a stigma but its days are numbered. Similar to how polio was erradicated. And if antivaxxers get eliminated we probably would see measles and hpv eliminated.


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TopicStuff like Constantine / Supernatural?
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 8:42:36 PM
#45
Yeah @zangulus thanks for the correction. The last time I watched xfiles the lone gunmen still had their own show

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TopicSettle a dispute with my wife
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 7:13:22 PM
#8
Well what rhymes with trucker, trigger and orange

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TopicStuff like Constantine / Supernatural?
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 7:04:23 PM
#41
Krow_Incarnate posted...
I actually never watched the X-Files.

It's basically Sci-FI CSI right?

That might be worth checking out.
Well I wouldnt put it all in scifi. You know how American horror story asylum had demons vs alien sub plot. The x files caters to plain consperacy theory, alien, trangenetics, plain inbred rednecks, ancient evils, god, the devil, angels, military superweapons, and just good ole fashion serial killers.

So yeah it was the creature of the week. Just make sure if you watch the first movie dont do it to around season 3. It revisits some prior plots and could spoil the atmosphere

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TopicWithout a vaccine there is no normalcy
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 6:43:27 PM
#105
LinkPizza posted...
True. But they do have PrEP now...
Now but think back 10 years ago. Think about when mercury ann no unced his diagnosis 30 years ago. Modern medicine eventually gave a treatment but pretty much itndidnt stop anyone from doing what they were gonna do anyway

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TopicWithout a vaccine there is no normalcy
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 3:56:36 PM
#96
Hmm normalcy can exist without a vaccine. I mean africa has aids, ebola, mers and a few other nasties but they survive. Aids spread to america but honestly who demands a std test before having intimate relations. We have tons of scary bugs with no vaccine. That is normalcy.

Whenever the new big bad rears its head you learn what it is. Look for treatement to lesson the symptoms. Look for possible ways to limit infection. Adapt and overcome. While vaccines are good and should be used we can survive (most of us) without them.

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Topicwhere do you usually place your mattress in your bedroom?
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 3:46:02 PM
#3
Under my wife. Purely for research purposes

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TopicAmerica... Are you really opening up?
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 3:38:45 PM
#26
Zeus posted...
You know that staying closed will cripple the healthcare system and food supply chain, right? Even right now, it's done massive harm to the food supply.

How does the rest of the world feel knowing that we dump extra food that could go to foreign aid or hell feed the homeless and the financially unsound but what ever it keeps the prices up so that commercial maegafarms turn profits

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TopicDid you know zelda is a girl[please delete if now allowed]
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 3:33:27 PM
#6
Description of legend of zelda. A mute simp must go through trials to rescue the princess just to be friendzoned so hard it nocks hime 7 years in the past.

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TopicWhy do some movies get such limited releases?
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 3:24:45 PM
#4
I'm just saying investing in a movie for about 30 mil seems like a waste if not given a broader release. Now I mentioned asylum before and they invest about 3 mil and rely on in home viewing (dvd, blue ray, streaming and digital purchase). It seems like some of these movies are being signed up for failure. Nelvania with rock and rule was supposed to be a blockbuster especially if you see the talent list (lots of a list muscians) heck they turned down heavy metal for it. The publisher edited the film and then released it limited and of course it floped. MGM then because they only made 30k on the 8 mil budget tried to buy out nelvania which they refused and then nelvania began churning out cartoons.

I know this sounds like a conspiracy but it seems some publishers are trying to fail the content in order to get the rights to the content permanently

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TopicWhy do some movies get such limited releases?
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 2:45:01 PM
#1
I just finished the movie Midnight Special. Gotta say growing up in a church that was featured yeah it hit me on a note that most people wont get. So I looked up info on this trying to see why a movie with high production values and in my taste of sci fi went under the radar. WB never published it widely.

Why does this happen. While I personally hate parasite people should have atleast got a chance to see it. The only reason why its known is because of the awards. This happens alot. Heck Rock and Rule produced by nelvania(every cartoon worth watching in the 80s was done by these guys) the distribution company that had there movie rights was bought out and basically sabotaged at the movie theater level.

I know that some companies like asylum make their money off of direct to video mockbusters but I am talking movies that invest 30 mil into it and basically only get 180 theaters to show it world wide. (Rock and rule only got 18 in canada)

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TopicWhy does it seem like most Nintendo games now include a smart phone for the
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 4:08:43 AM
#3
Dont forget rocks and whiskey bottles

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TopicCome play Cards Against Humanity with us, right now!
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 1:52:46 AM
#2
I tried but I keep getting an error though. Thanks for trying

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TopicAnimal Crossing: New Horizons Hangout Topic Part 9
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 1:49:43 AM
#364
Parenting in the 80s
Uses switch

Parenting in 2020
Dont make get the switch. Im gonna spend all your bels on the turnip market and cut down your trees

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TopicAny of you programming duders know what a .csv is?
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 1:42:57 AM
#4
Uh comma seperated values. Make sure to save a copy of the table and for the love of crust please dont make a project for gps navigation

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TopicStuff like Constantine / Supernatural?
ScritchOwl
04/27/20 1:33:25 AM
#30
Friday the xiii the series. Its older but its still watchable although my kids ask whats wrong with the cellphones (they used a startac I believe)

https://youtu.be/FIIzRXKoYDI

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TopicAre you more interested in seeing wonder woman'84 or black widow?
ScritchOwl
04/26/20 8:08:08 PM
#17
Not wanting to see we either. Wonderwoman isnt a woman as she is technically a golem and not female. However femenist show themselves shallow only going by her looks. Blackwidow is a crappier version of nick fury

The movie I want is freaking black cat. She is strong enough to roll with the punches. Has wittier comments than peter parker. The only fear is it would look cheesier than the catwoman

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TopicWould you like to be the only man in a village of 100 women?
ScritchOwl
04/26/20 7:17:19 PM
#36
GenericGuy posted...
Would be fucking awesome! I'd finally get laid!
You got 99 problems but your right hand ain't one!

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TopicStuff like Constantine / Supernatural?
ScritchOwl
04/26/20 7:14:06 PM
#24
I forgot about midnight texas. Great opening season with a odd thomas like character. However the second season fell flater than .......I dont know how to finish that without being offensive so let use a korean dictators pulse

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TopicStuff like Constantine / Supernatural?
ScritchOwl
04/26/20 6:23:02 PM
#13
WhiskeyDisk posted...
Oooh, if we're throwing books in, there's always the Odd Thomas and John Dies at the End series'.
Those movies were pretty great too

If your willing to try anime. The staples are gonna black blood brothers and blue exorcist. If you like darker tales watch shiki. Shiki is a vamp tale that just gets darker and more twisted. Kinda like the strain in anime form

Also the strain modern day vamps trying to take over with human coconspiritors

If you want funny. Stan against evil

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Topicpaid DLC should be banned!
ScritchOwl
04/26/20 2:33:32 PM
#17
I say give all games the devils cutting board. That way when they offer the hot meat buns dlc they can charge double!

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TopicSo apparently, I REALLY love building towns.
ScritchOwl
04/26/20 2:21:32 PM
#27
adjl posted...
What kind of weird Twilight Zone have I stepped into where people describe Harvest Moon as being like Stardew Valley?
Because honestly this game doesnt feel like a harvest moon or song of seasons. Kinda like how rune factory was a spin of this game is kinda what caused the name change

And also its old enough were I dont know the age of the other players so I dont know if they even played the original and got eve propasal ready by taking her 500 flowers in one night. They may have never even seen harvest moon since it was renamed and thrown down the stairs were it mutated in to that popolocrox game

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TopicWould you like to be the only man in a village of 100 women?
ScritchOwl
04/26/20 2:18:27 PM
#33
To make it funny have the woman be grandmas. They cook the entire food supply the first night and are expecting you to clean your plates all 99 of them. It would be like the life of brian. There he is. He is so skinny. We must feed him. I'm not hungry. Proof he is starving. Feed him.

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TopicSo apparently, I REALLY love building towns.
ScritchOwl
04/26/20 2:12:33 PM
#24
Harvest moon new beginnngs. Basically its like stardew valley except you have to fulfill conditions to get people to move back because the town is pretty much empty due to a poor economy

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TopicAccording to Conservatives, the ANSWER to people wanting FREE HEALTHCARE is.....
ScritchOwl
04/26/20 2:03:38 PM
#9
Can someone explain why ssi receipents are told they have to get medicare in which they are forced to give back 10% of their social security plus they have to get a co pay on medical visits which is around $95 a visit and have full price meds unless they pay more for part d which makes the some more common meds like lithium cost 25 dollars but the walmart only wants 4 dollars without

Were as

A woman that has wandering leg syndrome has 5 kids gets free medical care until the youngest turns 18. The only think they pay is $1 for meds.

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TopicDo you think Kim Jong-un is really dead?
ScritchOwl
04/25/20 6:56:03 PM
#12
Hmm 1 year and 3 months after kims death your gonna see his sister saying that the car contain kims kids suffered a horrible tragedy. Inteelligence says its a foreign power but it cannot be validated currently. She will say she is taking sole power and that together the drnk shall be stronger than ever

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TopicDo you think Kim Jong-un is really dead?
ScritchOwl
04/25/20 6:38:05 PM
#7
He got rona

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Topicwhat kind of pokemon gym leader would you be?
ScritchOwl
04/25/20 6:34:46 PM
#24
Virus type named glitchowl
Lineup
Missingno
Shiny arceus
Professor oak
Electric type shedninja holding a balloon
Ghost from lavender town that requires sylphscope to hit.

Reward: the shoreline badge you can now push trucks out of the way

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TopicNigeria shuts down Chinese restaurant for refusing to serve Nigerians
ScritchOwl
04/24/20 9:39:33 PM
#17
Yeah oddly enough they used to whitewash even the animes

https://youtu.be/EtzlKJ1dObU

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TopicAnti-Vaxx Trump Supporter is ARRESTED for REFUSING to leave a PLAYGROUND!!!
ScritchOwl
04/24/20 8:59:06 PM
#11
@Revelation34 I think your right

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TopicWhat are some of the lesser known traits of the Garden of Eden?
ScritchOwl
04/24/20 8:09:16 PM
#15
The flaming sword that could turn every direction held by the angel Cheribum.

Yeah the cherubs got cutesid up by the catholics. Heck you used to have summoning/invocations for angels in the early christian church. Those angels were way closer to bayonettas enemy list that micheal landon walking down the road.

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TopicAnti-Vaxx Trump Supporter is ARRESTED for REFUSING to leave a PLAYGROUND!!!
ScritchOwl
04/23/20 11:48:58 PM
#6
Bulbasaur posted...
it sounds like she just wants attention.
Yepp. She can claim the government gave her kids autism when they get her kids caught up while the are in social services

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TopicAnti-Vaxx Trump Supporter is ARRESTED for REFUSING to leave a PLAYGROUND!!!
ScritchOwl
04/23/20 11:44:52 PM
#3
Seriously this is the pot logic people are usin. Its not a matter of if it should be legal. Its a matter of it being currently illegal. Thats why people arrested for pot possession didn't get a "get outta jail free" card after decriminalization.

Sorry if you aint willing to go to jail for your beliefs, shut yer yap.

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