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TopicThe Star Wars Empire was dumb (spoilers but not really)
ScritchOwl
04/23/20 11:38:13 PM
#12
Those headsets on the backs and side of there heads are basically artificially induced aspengers to allow better data processing. They have a problem with these guys getting stolen or running away with sensitive data. Why not just make a radio cage where if the stop receiving signals that it fries itself.

Heck using droids with simulated personalities is just asking for them to go rogue. Would it be a problem to just limit the types of droids on the empire ships to maintenance and probe droids. I mean if a rogue droids can pretty much ground a vessel why allow it. Its not like the empire needs astromech. Non of there ships require it for inflight

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TopicThe aversion Americans have to eating horse is weird
ScritchOwl
04/23/20 11:16:58 PM
#53
Ok can we stop Sara Jessica Parker needs love too

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TopicWhat are some of the lesser known traits of the Garden of Eden?
ScritchOwl
04/23/20 11:13:10 PM
#11
ZBug_ posted...
Eve was genetically Adams clone, so when they procreated the hill billies and rednecks were born.

Oddly enough eden was a nudist colony as when cain got sick of abel he left and found a wife outside of eden. So evidently civ was going already outside the adam and eve family

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TopicWhat are some of the lesser known traits of the Garden of Eden?
ScritchOwl
04/23/20 10:32:29 PM
#9
Eve wanted it to be renamed. Its not like adam planted anything. She wanted it named like Niagara Falls Park or somethin

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Topic4 Indiana Men point a GUN to a FEMALE FRIEND demanding her STIMULUS CHEQUE!!!
ScritchOwl
04/23/20 10:25:37 PM
#2
Look there is no excuse to not have a basic checking account unless your trying to hide assets. Seriously the excuse well I owe a bank because of nsf fees. To bad you should pay your debts of loser

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TopicGood songs.
ScritchOwl
04/23/20 4:05:34 PM
#93
https://youtu.be/lovnt5LxMGg
Interesting art style


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TopicWhat's your Myer's Briggs? - Introvert Edition
ScritchOwl
04/23/20 2:48:55 PM
#18
Ifnp-t the hippie

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TopicI live with extroverts who are starting to lose their minds from not going out.
ScritchOwl
04/23/20 2:35:56 PM
#33
If you really want to handdle extroverts. Throw a house part and watch the "Jay and Silent Bob strike bacl" play the shot game that each time someone says f*** they have to take a shot. I think it averages around 2 f***s a minute may god have merxy on your liver

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TopicThe aversion Americans have to eating horse is weird
ScritchOwl
04/23/20 4:44:17 AM
#40
Just get some 100% vegan burgers. That way you can taste the superiority complex. Besides who is gonna mis being reminded that their food is cruelty free!

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TopicGood songs.
ScritchOwl
04/23/20 2:07:54 AM
#90
https://youtu.be/oOwqVrHl0Jo

Its the skull from dresden files

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TopicGood songs.
ScritchOwl
04/23/20 12:57:52 AM
#75
https://youtu.be/B9FzVhw8_bY

Finest country canada has to offer

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TopicThe aversion Americans have to eating horse is weird
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 11:25:55 PM
#29
@Revelation34 well depends on the cat. Have had plenty that keep the rodents at bay but yeah do to overpop now they are jerks that eat song birds hence why this dude exist

https://bit.ly/2XY5wZu

Also I couldn't check your pic im expecting a big chungs pic.

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TopicThe aversion Americans have to eating horse is weird
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 11:07:05 PM
#24
PyroBlade1985 posted...
At least we don't put kidney in bread and call it pudding.

Yeah I take it you never went to Creole country. Pudding noir, awful, and sweetbread. Dont be suprised what is cooked around the delta. You could get a Navajo taco over in arizona that includes various cuttings from a sheep.

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TopicWhat animal would you want to see in real life that you haven't seen?
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 9:47:14 PM
#31
darcandkharg31 posted...
Dats a pokemon, iz not real.
Oh the hu manatee. Dugongs are......well were real. Slow pacifist meant that they kinda got ate by sailors.

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Topicbig chungus xD
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 9:43:06 PM
#5
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11266954/

Alexa said you need this

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Topicbig chungus xD
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 9:39:25 PM
#2
I think two states now have that beating jesus as a search term

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TopicThe aversion Americans have to eating horse is weird
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 9:23:25 PM
#9
I dont believe in eating work animals. That includes truffle pigs, dogs, cats, laying hens and sheep used for wool. I just feel like its at that point its an employee/family member and you shouldn't exploit them

However an animal that is being bred for food is another story

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TopicWhat animal would you want to see in real life that you haven't seen?
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 8:18:47 PM
#17
I dunno either whale shark or a blue footed boobie (those guys can dance)

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Topicokay so i am trying to make tacos.
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 8:12:29 PM
#17
Far-Queue posted...
I tried to mate tacos, once. Take it easy with the hot sauce cuz it burns in your urethra something fierce.

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/9nifd6/crank-yankers-spoonie-needs-help

Is your name spoonie luv by anychance

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TopicTrump's Approval rating is at 43%
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 6:49:24 PM
#2
Yeah thats surprisingly high

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TopicAnyone been in a psych ward before?
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 6:43:27 PM
#18
SunWuKung420 posted...
I used to tell me in high school I had been to explain my weirdness.
I really believe it if you were telling yourself you were in a psych ward to explain to yourself your weirdness.

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Topicokay so i am trying to make tacos.
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 6:42:03 PM
#11
I say if you want spice take your favorite pepper dice or slice use seeds and all. Roast in oil until the wax skin pulls off. Take the peppers and seeds out use for pico. Cook you meat (I use tofo or shrimp) cook the proteins in you oil mix and just enjoy a simple flavor. I would say eat a plain one first then adjust to cumin and other spice preference

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TopicSo corona virus has a new side effect. Ask uncle ruckus
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 6:33:11 PM
#23
So you calling me a coon now? So who is alt right

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Topicokay so i am trying to make tacos.
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 6:30:51 PM
#6
SunWuKung420 posted...
I use cumin, paprika, turmeric, coriander seed, cayenne, black pepper and salt. I hate those packets.
Arent they about 20% cornstarch

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Topicokay so i am trying to make tacos.
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 6:28:56 PM
#4
Zangulus posted...
Cumin, coriander, salt, pepper, cayenne or Carolina reaper powder.
This but he left out throwing away the ortega powder. I mean I am assuming thats a given.

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TopicSo corona virus has a new side effect. Ask uncle ruckus
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 6:27:36 PM
#21
Why I got great proof of your stupidity chronicled here.

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TopicSo apparently, I REALLY love building towns.
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 6:26:37 PM
#18
Anyone here ever play the game outpost. Its made by sierra and basically you are leaving earth do to an apocalypes. It was a fun back in the win 3.1 days.

A better civ version of it came out later called alpha centauri and it recieved a expansion called alien crossfire

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TopicSo corona virus has a new side effect. Ask uncle ruckus
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 6:20:38 PM
#19
Yes we know thats probably what your doing while using purell against its usage instructions

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TopicSo corona virus has a new side effect. Ask uncle ruckus
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 6:17:48 PM
#17
Learn tto troll better. You know they made a episode of amazing world of gumball about your behavior.

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TopicSo corona virus has a new side effect. Ask uncle ruckus
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 6:13:20 PM
#15
wwinterj25 posted...
Yeah. Being as he mentioned me within a shitpost it seems I was right.
Edit: He also PMed me a shitpost. No reason to believe a single word he types.
It is aint it

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TopicAnyone been in a psych ward before?
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 6:12:19 PM
#16
No but it seems like some people should be on the potd should be. Not this thread though even mead.

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TopicSo corona virus has a new side effect. Ask uncle ruckus
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 6:05:48 PM
#13
https://bit.ly/3atohqr

That was his s*** post he is referring to. It turns out it was 13 year old that was a ringleader. I said he is right to be cautious heck he can post it here. Wwinterj25 is no better than that crowder dude. I talk shit about people then claim the victim. Wahhhhhhhhh.

@wwinterj25 you are a proud sh***** youth in training

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TopicPost eggs.
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 3:50:52 PM
#9
Well I used to raise them a while back ago and dogs would try to break in and steal the eggs or juveniles.
Hopefully there isnt an angry neighbor around you

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TopicPost eggs.
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 2:58:14 PM
#7
captpackrat posted...
My dog smuggled an egg home after we went for a walk. She was acting really weird and I had to pry her jaws apart.

So are you in the midwest because that looks like a pheasant egg

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TopicSo apparently, I REALLY love building towns.
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 2:14:33 PM
#6
Really no tropico. I like were if you select to silence opposition you hear a gun shot and your pop goes down by one

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TopicTrump Supporters AND Anti-Vaxxers JOIN FORCES to say GOD decides if we LIVE!!!
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 1:33:07 PM
#17
BlackScythe0 posted...
"Yea! We shouldn't take any steps to protect ourselves because we have zero free will!"

People saying this shit have never even read the bible they pretend they care about.

Yeah those you bring up only read the verses taken out of order like its some code that the pastor is the only one that can read it. They ignore that a majority is chronicling time events and was never to have a 6 word excerpt to speak for itself.

Leviticus had quarentine proceedure
Songs had solomon talking about the ethiopian woman he was sharing his wisdom with (also mxed race relationship)

@BlackScythe0 your comment is why they need an upvote option

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TopicSo corona virus has a new side effect. Ask uncle ruckus
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 1:25:56 PM
#9
@Bulbasaur and @wwinterj25

https://youtu.be/ym93Q6cGkR0

Yeah guess what when you guys are using karen or ok, boomer you are committing a form of racism. I mean who pictures karen as a small little white lady with that wierd haircut instead of Zarya or an small little asian woman. Or how about the fact that technically eddie murphy, jackie chan, or samuel jackson are boomers. You dont have to be some guy that looks like he is gonna talk about beetes and beetical (diabetes) testing suppies

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TopicSo corona virus has a new side effect. Ask uncle ruckus
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 2:29:50 AM
#5
wwinterj25 posted...
The more I see your post TC the more I'm questioning if you're a alt or not.
Nope.

Also Uncle ruckus was a social commentary character done by an african american. So the only reason I could see you say that would be the new york post and yeah I will admit they see en to be used by trumpateers alot however google keeps throwing them into my news feed and that article I can see being scooped up by karens and its just gonna cause painful conversations culminating to the racist uncle rant at thanksgiving

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TopicWhy do people like this exist?
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 2:17:41 AM
#4
Gweneth Paltrow is the queen of that process. Remember kids these are astronaut stickers. Put em on your body so it can realign your bioetheric energies. You know t works because nasa went to the moon.

Source
https://goop.com/wellness/mindfulness/wearable-stickers-that-promote-healing-really/

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TopicTrump Supporters AND Anti-Vaxxers JOIN FORCES to say GOD decides if we LIVE!!!
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 2:13:42 AM
#8
To illustrate your point
https://youtu.be/_npI3MQNA5A

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TopicI am definitely depressed: Ask me to draw things
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 2:03:41 AM
#58
Thank you that completed my internet scavenger hunt. I was missing war criminal dog!

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TopicSo corona virus has a new side effect. Ask uncle ruckus
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 1:59:48 AM
#3
Uncle rukus claimed to have a disease that darkened his skin on the boondocks comics. China says that the covid-19 could darken your skin tone

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TopicSo corona virus has a new side effect. Ask uncle ruckus
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 1:37:21 AM
#1
No seriously liver damage sucks those guys are lucky
https://nypost.com/2020/04/21/chinese-doctors-skin-turns-dark-after-coronavirus-recovery/amp/

But just a warning this will come up from that one uncle at the thanksgiving table

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TopicTrump Supporter asked people to PROVE COVID-19 is REAL is now DEAD from it!!!
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 1:29:04 AM
#15
And it sucks but unfortunately the world we live in is so money driven, the government is unsupportive, and education is ineffective that it is like saying do you want to take a chance were you might die or would you bankrupt yourself and possibly your kids as the socioeconomic state is often passed for one or two generations

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TopicI am definitely depressed: Ask me to draw things
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 1:21:46 AM
#56
Well if your still doing suggestions draw Saddam Hussein if he was reincarnated as Shiba inu or a Shar pei

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TopicTrump Supporter asked people to PROVE COVID-19 is REAL is now DEAD from it!!!
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 1:10:44 AM
#13
papercup posted...
The problem is there's no vaccine for this yet
I know there is no vaccine yet. I am saying even if there was its not like it would matter because we have so many morons that say they have an immune system and either ignore the vaccine (flu) or fight it like with measles. Heck people had to be told it was gonna be end of days to get them to wash their gd hands. Heck they still argue with seatbelts and motorcycle helmets.

Bottom line you cant save the life of a sufficiently determined idiot so why try.
@Cacciato and @BlackScythe0 hope that explains it out better.

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TopicTrump Supporters AND Anti-Vaxxers JOIN FORCES to say GOD decides if we LIVE!!!
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 1:04:21 AM
#6
Hmm while I think the quarentine to end . However I thin this is gonna be survival of the fittest. I mean what am I supposed to think when I see a person in rubber dish gloves touching there mask after each other item they touch or see a guy with gloves and a mask pulled down so he can smoke while sitting on a tailgate of a vehicle going 35

Edit:actually those are good examples of sufficiently determined idiot

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TopicImagine fucking her doe
ScritchOwl
04/22/20 12:45:21 AM
#17
Lokarin posted...
honestly, if I had Animorph powers I'd probably have sex with everything... ... ... except maybe spiders 'cuz dying

Ok if your an animorph and you turn into a clown fish or anyother transgender/hermaphrodite do you get to pick what gender you are as a human?

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TopicTrump Supporter asked people to PROVE COVID-19 is REAL is now DEAD from it!!!
ScritchOwl
04/21/20 10:11:43 PM
#3
I fully think the gov ahould open up. I think that if people are dumb enough not to vax their kids that at this point its just natural selection

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TopicI live with extroverts who are starting to lose their minds from not going out.
ScritchOwl
04/21/20 10:07:09 PM
#4
Question for you. Have your hallucinations alerted you to thing impossible for you to have knowledge yet? Like th he orange on the counter told me not to drink a can of cola. I go to pour it out and a red wasp was drowning inside.

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