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TopicMan stabbed by 39 men and women after argument in a store got out of hand.
Paragon21XX
12/31/18 2:37:54 PM
#28
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Was Wesley there? He is British and it happened in the UK so it seems like there is a more likely chance he was present than there would be in your average article that you post.

Picard told him to shut up.
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Topiccaught my dad claiming he was a millennial on the phone...
Paragon21XX
12/31/18 2:34:29 PM
#10
CoolBro posted...
SpriteLimit posted...
Well is he?

nah. In order for TC to become a CE user here, he needs to be at least 13 years old
for TC's dad to become a millenial means he needs to already procreate TC at age of 6-7ish, he's basically needs to become a kid who had very early puberty onset (which is not normal and might cause several health conditions in the future)

You might want to check your math and verify your assumptions.
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TopicThe perfect girl but she is a Japanese Idol
Paragon21XX
12/31/18 10:28:54 AM
#26
So the perfect girl but your relationship has to be kept secret from everyone.

Also, hard pass on the "girls" in that pic.
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TopicIs it morally irresponsible to own a gun?
Paragon21XX
12/30/18 9:06:16 PM
#13
No, but it is morally reprehensible to suggest such an idea.
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Topic250 million dollars but you have to wander the entire US country on foot
Paragon21XX
12/30/18 7:26:11 PM
#3
Literally impossible to complete.
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TopicSignatures make your POV valid.
Paragon21XX
12/30/18 3:10:23 PM
#19
Better to have an anime sig than being sigless.
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TopicShe used the F word
Paragon21XX
12/30/18 2:43:43 PM
#8
Freedom?
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TopicCyberbullying is now a crime in Michigan punishable by jail time
Paragon21XX
12/30/18 12:35:09 AM
#37
ZombiePelican posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
ZombiePelican posted...
What a joke. If you unironically think cyberbullying is real or even a remote problem you shouldn't be allowed access to the internet

Mods, can we please permaban this user already?

Can you go back to Reddit and stay there? Thanks

How can I go back to a community that I'm not a part of? I only have an account there just for the software swap sub.


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TopicCyberbullying is now a crime in Michigan punishable by jail time
Paragon21XX
12/30/18 12:19:28 AM
#28
ZombiePelican posted...
What a joke. If you unironically think cyberbullying is real or even a remote problem you shouldn't be allowed access to the internet

Mods, can we please permaban this user already?
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TopicYahoo! Finance has a Trump-O-Meter
Paragon21XX
12/28/18 7:03:20 PM
#2
I see a typo. "Huge" should be "Yuge."
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TopicHow far is a mile
Paragon21XX
12/28/18 5:12:20 PM
#59
Drive exactly 1 minute at exactly 60 miles per hour. That is exactly 1 mile.
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TopicWait, why the hell are people mad Melania wore boots
Paragon21XX
12/28/18 3:10:00 PM
#74
Napoleon Too posted...
This is honestly the first I've heard of this boots thing. The only time i recall people being actually concerned about what she wore was the weird coat that asked if anyone actually cared when she was going to visit children.

There is also the time where she was wearing stilettos when she had just arrived in Houston after that hurricane. The person that brought it up as a fashion faux-pas?

9y7Titn
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TopicWhat did you guys do for Kwanzaa?
Paragon21XX
12/28/18 2:10:28 PM
#11
I can't celebrate black nationalism holidays because I'm not black.
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TopicHow far is a mile
Paragon21XX
12/28/18 2:07:11 PM
#34
DevsBro posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
DevsBro posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
About 9.9610^36 Planck lengths

But planks come in all different lengths

Not quantum planks.

How long are those

About 1.610^-35 meters.
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TopicDo save states count as cheating?
Paragon21XX
12/28/18 12:49:03 PM
#13
Save states alone are not cheating unless they are used for save scumming.
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TopicHow far is a mile
Paragon21XX
12/28/18 12:47:36 PM
#32
DevsBro posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
About 9.9610^36 Planck lengths

But planks come in all different lengths

Not quantum planks.
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TopicHow far is a mile
Paragon21XX
12/28/18 12:20:31 PM
#24
About 9.9610^36 Planck lengths
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TopicWell, just did my second hour or so in Smash Ultimate. Hmmmm.
Paragon21XX
12/27/18 5:13:19 PM
#51
Go back to your passive entertainment if you can't even figure out a game like Smash.
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Topicthe USA right now is basically Britain after WWI.
Paragon21XX
12/27/18 5:04:50 PM
#11
China is just a paper tiger and always will be. While they look imposing at a distance, they are incompetent at everything except being a source of cheap labor for international goods.
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TopicMy mother in law wants to secretly baptize a friend's muslim baby
Paragon21XX
12/27/18 12:53:43 PM
#9
What is baptizing someone without conversion supposed to accomplish? This reeks of someone just wanting to spite a non-Christian. Stop her.
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TopicYour apartment is burning. You can only save ONE: Your dog, or a random baby.
Paragon21XX
12/27/18 11:39:00 AM
#49
I force TC to enter the burning building, and I'm not letting him escape until he saves both.
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TopicA silverback gorilla VS Wonder Woman
Paragon21XX
12/27/18 11:21:28 AM
#10
Detective_pika posted...
Is the gorilla horny? Apparently that is the one WW weak spot

Her weakness is bondage play, or particularly binding her bracelets together.
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TopicGame Freak (Pokemon devs) says that they plan to surprise players in 2019.
Paragon21XX
12/26/18 10:10:36 PM
#29
Open world, or maybe every region can be traveled to and be challenged?
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TopicMoral dilemma: You can save a life but in doing so will bring back 3 Nazis.
Paragon21XX
12/26/18 7:09:17 PM
#23
UnfairRepresent posted...
A big black British man called Wesley steps in and says "I don't know bruv, this geezer sounds like sixes and sevens to me."

https://www.myinstants.com/instant/shut-up-wesley/
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TopicWhy is it okay for Israel to have nuclear weapons?
Paragon21XX
12/26/18 4:23:22 PM
#33
BlingBling22947 posted...
hockeybub89 posted...
Why is it okay for anyone to have them


its not

So why are you singling out Israel?
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TopicWhy is it okay for Israel to have nuclear weapons?
Paragon21XX
12/26/18 2:30:22 PM
#23
Why isn't it okay for Israel to have them?
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TopicI recently caused chaos to a subreddit and got banned from it LMAO.
Paragon21XX
12/26/18 11:32:11 AM
#5
You'll have to forgive me for not just taking you at your word on your post being innocent.
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TopicHow are you reacting to the drop in the stock market?
Paragon21XX
12/26/18 10:15:48 AM
#9
Staying the course with my 401k.
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TopicJapan to resume commercial whaling in 2019
Paragon21XX
12/26/18 10:14:38 AM
#49
I support this action since IWC has proven itself to not be acting in good faith in regulating whaling as they are supposed to rather than just outright banning the practice altogether.
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TopicDoge clogged the litter box in my owner's house
Paragon21XX
12/26/18 10:07:18 AM
#9
Oldin posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
Everyone knows that Doge does not use litter boxes. Take responsibility for your own shits.

*sprays Cate with water bottle*

don't do that

water is their kryptonite

I know.
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TopicYour reaction: New research declares you to be the stupidest person at your job.
Paragon21XX
12/26/18 9:31:40 AM
#5
Hire UnfairRepresent into my field so that I'm now only the second dumbest.
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TopicDoge clogged the litter box in my owner's house
Paragon21XX
12/26/18 9:18:16 AM
#6
Everyone knows that Doge does not use litter boxes. Take responsibility for your own shits.

*sprays Cate with water bottle*
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TopicCan we talk about gun control yet?
Paragon21XX
12/25/18 11:54:59 PM
#6
Gun control works about as well as pulling out the front teeth of all children just because a few kids like to bite.
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TopicHave you turned vegan in Christmas or will you turn vegan in the new year?
Paragon21XX
12/25/18 11:25:04 PM
#49
Reincarnation and karma are lies spread to reinforce the caste system.
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TopicHave you turned vegan in Christmas or will you turn vegan in the new year?
Paragon21XX
12/25/18 11:11:31 PM
#46
I wouldn't give up my steak dinners for the world. You can leave here along with your vegan/vegetarian bullshit.
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TopicPost your Christmas haul ITT
Paragon21XX
12/25/18 1:42:26 PM
#13
From others:
Glass display case for my grandpa's burial flag
Steak dinner

From myself to myself:
Custom paint job for my Tavor
qS4ji0B
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TopicChristmas Vacation doesn't hold up.
Paragon21XX
12/25/18 12:51:35 PM
#34
I wish I had a time machine.
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Topicall projections point to me winning best ce poster 2018
Paragon21XX
12/25/18 12:35:07 PM
#17
The same projections that pointed to a landslide victory for Hillary.
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TopicColorado bakers are back in court, but this time over a transgender cake order.
Paragon21XX
12/25/18 11:50:59 AM
#407
itachi15243 posted...
Any Christian that hates LGBT rights is a bad Christian imo.

Jesus teaches that God forgives all and so should you, gets brutally crucified for your sins in the hope that you'll follow his lead and 2000 and some odd years later you claim to worship him while shitting on everything he taught because you're too high on your pedestal to help a gay person out.

Sad.

Christianity also teaches quite frequently "go and sin no more."
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TopicEver notice that most conservatives are uneducated?
Paragon21XX
12/24/18 1:06:09 PM
#17
Ever notice that leftists act like know-it-alls and bastions of morality just because they completed 4 or more years of college?
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Topic$500,000 cash or the ability to speak 5 languages fluently at a native level.
Paragon21XX
12/24/18 10:09:36 AM
#50
I would take the languages if I had the option to choose which 5 languages, but for it to be random and there's no guarantee that I'll still know English, I'd much rather take the money.
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TopicUnemployed man slits the throat of 11 year old girl he didn't know for no reason
Paragon21XX
12/24/18 9:52:30 AM
#38
UnfairRepresent posted...
rhklce posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Humans are literally in a league of their own

Said only humans. Ever.


Well, animals cant talk, so.. who else is going to say anything?

The parrots shall rise up

Not unless we turn their crackers into a drug that they can get only from us.
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TopicTrump tweets a picture of himself signing a blank bill
Paragon21XX
12/23/18 4:14:02 PM
#21
I feel like this is one of those "That's the joke" moments, but
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TopicI've still never played Super Mario World 2 much more than a smidgeon
Paragon21XX
12/22/18 8:10:13 PM
#12
Super Mario World 2 = Super Mario Advance 3
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TopicAre the mechanics behind the Trump Shutdown a perversion of our democracy?
Paragon21XX
12/22/18 3:21:49 PM
#22
VictimComplex posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
VictimComplex posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
The Senate Republicans would love to be able to include funding for the wall, but they lack the votes necessary

Source? Many have spoken out against it. Especially before he was actually president. Most normal Republicans don't want a useless wall. Mostly just far right people like the Tea Party and Trump's base

The only opposition I've seen from the Senate GOP to Trump's wall is Trump's suggestion that they use the nuclear option to push the bill through.

I'm sure there's more, but here's a start
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/09/20/trump-border-wall-survey-congress-republicans-billions/640196001/

You're not gonna see much formal opposition because they're under Trump's thumb. Less than 25% of Republicans in Congress actively support the wall.

Keyword: actively. Only 3 that responded were actively opposed to funding the wall. The vast majority of Republicans surveyed (220 out of 292) did not respond at all.
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TopicBethesda giving out fallout 1, 2, and tactics to anyone who played 76 this year.
Paragon21XX
12/22/18 3:13:20 PM
#17
Already got them when a retro Fallout collection was released on DVD.

This one:
https://www.amazon.com/Fallout-Trilogy-3-Pack-Compilation-PC/dp/B001V9PTVE
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TopicAre the mechanics behind the Trump Shutdown a perversion of our democracy?
Paragon21XX
12/22/18 3:05:09 PM
#14
VictimComplex posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
The Senate Republicans would love to be able to include funding for the wall, but they lack the votes necessary

Source? Many have spoken out against it. Especially before he was actually president. Most normal Republicans don't want a useless wall. Mostly just far right people like the Tea Party and Trump's base

The only opposition I've seen from the Senate GOP to Trump's wall is Trump's suggestion that they use the nuclear option to push the bill through.
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TopicAre the mechanics behind the Trump Shutdown a perversion of our democracy?
Paragon21XX
12/22/18 2:46:42 PM
#6
The Senate Republicans would love to be able to include funding for the wall, but they lack the votes necessary to bring it to vote as the Democrats will just filibuster their way out of approving it even if it means shutting down the government in the process, so that's why the Republicans in the Senate would rather just leave it out.

Speaking of which, filibustering was never meant to be a possible tactic when the government was first formed. It was only made possible in the early 19th century when VP Aaron Burr suggested that the "previous question motion" be removed from the Senate rules because he believed that the motion was redundant or unnecessary.
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TopicWhites > yolks
Paragon21XX
12/22/18 11:35:52 AM
#6
Yolks are the only good part of the egg as it contains everything necessary to form a chick by the time it hatches. Egg whites are literally just amniotic fluid.
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TopicWhat will Trump have to do to get dem Republicans to impeach him?
Paragon21XX
12/21/18 3:32:57 PM
#19
Change his party affiliation to Democrat
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