Current Events > Your reaction: New research declares you to be the stupidest person at your job.

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You're feeling stuffed and fat happy after your Christmas feasting and kinda glumfaced about being back at work when you're approached by a big black British man called Wesley who says apologetically. "Oh mate can't believe what they're saying about you bruv, it's not on."

You're confused and oblivious to what he is talking about until he points to a new gigantic independant research project were they have examined employees from various jobs all over the world in gigantic detail and ranked them all in intelligence.

You look up your job and discover that in your field they have ranked you as the stupidest person in the world who does whatever job you do. Close second is some guy in Vietnam called Dang Hoang-Dingh.

This has been published publically and is viewable on the internet anywhere in the world.



How do you react? What do you do?
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I already know that.
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money man

shutch'our mouf and lookit my wad

ON YOUR BIKE

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I ask Wesley what he's doing later and if he wants to bang the stupidest person at the office
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Hire UnfairRepresent into my field so that I'm now only the second dumbest.
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I'm the only person at my job, at any given time, so it's easy to accomplish being both the stupidest and the smartest :D
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Dividing by zero here. I have coworkers that literally do nothing and know nothing.
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RedWhiteBlue posted...

Wouldn't be surprised

But I am the dumbest person at my entire workplace, I've proven so time and time again. Someone has to do warehouse labor....

:(
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Paragon21XX posted...

Hire UnfairRepresent into my field so that I'm now only the second dumbest.

That's unfair.
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