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You're waddling along the street still feeling stuffed after Christmas when suddenly you see a little girl get smashed by a speeding bus.

Everyone is shocked and mortified on the scene, especially the crying mother. That is until a shady sorcerer appears before you and in a haze of colored smoke says "I can bring the newly departed back to thee. However a consequene and price there be. I have the power to return her life as if nothing happened but If I bring her back, the magic will also bring back Rudolf Hess and two Nazi soldiers called Hans and Florian. All in the primes of their physical lives, but armed with the knowledge and experience of their full one."

A big black British man called Wesley steps in and says "I don't know bruv, this geezer sounds like sixes and sevens to me."

"I didn't ask you, you limey fool. I asked your charming friend here what he thinks. And what does he think?" the sorcerer says

"Yeah whatever mate, let's just get out of here away from this pillock." Wesley adds dissmissively



Would you do it?
Or would you not want to mess with the natural order of things?
What do you think the effect of bringing the Nazis back might be?
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...

boxington posted...

I'd be like, "yikes", and close the door

You'd close the door on your best friend?
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FabIemaster posted...

Bonus: worst game you've beaten?

Oh thats easy.

Beyond: Two Souls.

I spent the entire like last 3 hours just repeating "Why the fuck am I still playing this shit" right up until the credits.

Awful game. No I dea why I beat it.

As for worst I ever played? I'm not sure, that's so debatable.

I've played dozens of games that literally don't work.
And hundreds of games that are absolutely shitty but are so shitty that they really don't bother me.

And then there are games like Ninety-Nine-Nights which are actually well made functioning games but bored me to tears and left me absolutely disappointed.

I guess the answer is Ninety-Nine-Nights but I feel so guilty saying that since I've played so many games that were "worse" but that's the one that disappointed me the most.
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ocelot51 posted...

Where there ever any evil Gryffindor wizards or was each house unapologetically one sided?

Peter Pettigrew was evil.

But it's pretty one sided
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A_Good_Boy posted...

And Slytherin is for the ambitious, not bad guys.

They say this but don't reflect it very well since all the Nazis went to Slytherin and none of the Slytherin boys defended the school.

They're just bad guys
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Kitt posted...

I don't know much about Harry Potter, but correct me if I'm wrong:

Gryffindor = Good kids
Slytherin = Bad kids
Ravenclaw = Smart kids
Hufflepuff = Who gives a fuck

Pretty much

Except Gryffindor is more "Brave kids"
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BLAKUboy posted...

https://i.redd.it/xw7cte8ilqo01.jpg

Ok this sums it up perfectly.
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Prestoff posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

90% of CE is Hufflepuff

9% of the lunatics might end up in Slytherin but nearly everyone is Hufflepuff

Is it because its the easiest house to get into or what?

Gryffindor is for the brave, adventurous, athletic, doers of the world. Esstentially the jocks.
Slytherin is for the sly, sneaky, psychopathic manipulators of the world. Esstentially the politicians.
Ravenclaw is for the intelligent, hard-working, dedicated sharp thinkers of the world. Esstentially the brains.

And Hufflepuff are.... Everyone else. Who have little of those qualities.

Gamefaqs is full of underacheving potheads and virgins and dudes who just sit around talking about games and how everything new is bad and everything from their childhood is great.

Hufflepuff are basically "The other guys" and Gamefaqs is a collection of "Other guys."

There are a few psychopaths but even so.
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90% of CE is Hufflepuff

9% of the lunatics might end up in Slytherin but nearly everyone is Hufflepuff
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Holy_Pumpkin posted...

JFK on the otherhand I'm pretty certain the official story is not true.

What makes you think that?
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uwnim posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

uwnim posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

Guide posted...

Talk the bat away from him, tell him to get some water, calm down. Might have put him in a sleeper hold.

Again, what about his girlfriend?

He's not alone

Does she also have a bat?

No

That would be why they dont care about her very much. Shes come across as someone whos just going along with things, while he seems like someone whos actually going to do stuff.

You think she's going to lie there and take it while you beat or choke her boyfriend?

You're pretty sexist if you think a 3rd person can't break up a sleeper hold just because she's a chick.
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On September 11th 2001, 2,996 people died and 6,000 were injured after a series of planes flew into The World Trade Center and Pentagon while a 4th plane crashed in the middle of no where due to passengers overpowering the hijackers.



However to this day over 17 years later, every time you mention the event there is a large amount of naysayers who refute the official story of what happened. Calling it fake, or an inside job, questioning how the towers collaspes, the lack of evidence for the Pentagon attack, the dodgy inconsistencies and other strange happenings.

The Government stands by the official story and there are no plans to reopen any investigations, much to the dismay of conspiracy theorists.

But where does CE Stand? Do you buy what you're told? Or are you putting it back on the shelf?
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Were you a dude or a chick?

Knowing you, a chick
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uwnim posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

Guide posted...

Talk the bat away from him, tell him to get some water, calm down. Might have put him in a sleeper hold.

Again, what about his girlfriend?

He's not alone

Does she also have a bat?

No
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iClockwork posted...

The man isn't court ordered to pay for the car

That's irrelevant.

Oppose the court if it bothers you, don't demand control over other people's bodies like a psycopath.
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Guide posted...

Talk the bat away from him, tell him to get some water, calm down. Might have put him in a sleeper hold.

Again, what about his girlfriend?

He's not alone
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...

My best friend isnt a man.

Then switch the pronouns.

How would you react?
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SpiralDrift posted...

I say sure and then club him in the back of the head as he turns to walk to the car. As the trial I testify against him and then speak poorly of his character during sentencing. .

But what of his girlfriend?
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karlpilkington4 posted...

Does he call it Lucille?

He's your best friend, you tell me if he is a Walking Dead fan
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LethalAffinity posted...

It's average. Good villains. Dull protagonist. Cool set pieces and costumes. Bad CGI. Bare bones story.

Pretty much this.

Too long too.

It's not bad but it's really not good either.
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He's with his new girlfriend, knocks on the door while holding a solid oak baseball bat wrapped in sharp barbed wire and says "We're going to go fuck up [That guy you both hate]. Wanna come with?"



How do you react?
What do you do?
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NibeIungsnarf posted...

supercrono posted...
Japanese whaling sure got a bad rap from Whale Wars

I remember watching an episode

Wow I pity you
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

the pic is shopped unfortunately

pic is real

she just actually says she's going to go kill superman, not masturbate
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SpiralDrift posted...

My only complaint is the game is too long. It's not artificial length and it maintains quality throughout, but it just could have been a bit shorter.

lol wut

literally without hyperbole over 50% of the game is tedious unskippable redundant dialogue were npcs repeat the same thing 5 times in a row

you could cut half the game and miss nothing. that's as artificial as it gets
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Darkninja42 posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

No.

i tried to play it. i wanted to like it but it is so boring and the dialogue is unskippable

it does not hold up

Didnt they at least give the option to speed up the dialogue in the re-releases?

no
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Jagr_68 posted...

Yeah, that's usually what happens when you set a house on fire.

no usually a chunk of it is left standing
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eston posted...

Presumably because Miranda didn't rebuild the council members from scratch and thus would not have had the unique opportunity to install a chip that literally controls them

you're telling me it's easier, cheaper and more effective to raise one dead solider than it is for a ops team to do secret brain surgery on like 26 people

I don't buy it. Hell Udina already has Cerberus ties
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Merry Christmas TC
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Use control chips to make everyone oppose the reapers?

Miranda just causally drops "hey shep, I wanted to put a control chip in you to make you obey us but my boss said no. my bad. lol sorry!"

and Shepard is like "doh you. that's okay " and they never mention control chips again.

That seems like kind of a big deal and Lawson has like zero doubts or hesitation about the tech so it's clearly not a prototype or anything.

Why didn't they just put control chips in the brains of like the council leaders and Wreav and whoever else to make everyone oppose the reapers?

hell that had to be easier and cheaper than literally raising the dead.

TIM and Miranda are dim
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Youngster_Joey_ posted...

"openly against it" but still wouldn't give Trump the budget he wanted?

Yes.

So if Trump said "give me oral sex or I'll shut down the government " it's democrats fault if they say no?

Trump is the one doing it. he flat out said so
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No.

i tried to play it. i wanted to like it but it is so boring and the dialogue is unskippable

it does not hold up
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RedWhiteBlue posted...

Wouldn't be surprised

But I am the dumbest person at my entire workplace, I've proven so time and time again. Someone has to do warehouse labor....

:(
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PK_Spam posted...

my dad would do the same to me.

hence

UnfairRepresent posted...

Your dad says "[Affectionate Nickname] I know i wasnt always there for you when I needed to be. I should have used my time better.

but let's make for that now. It may be our last chance. ive taken this Saturday off work. Let's go bowling and then have a few beers while go fishing." he seems really sincere and enthusiastic

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Knowledge_King posted...

Should've dumped them outside the border.

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Webmaster4531 posted...

iClockwork posted...

Instead they have to be cast into poverty for 18 YEARS.

Better than a single mother and child being unsupported.

It's a silly point to make anyway.

"It don't want to spend money therefore I get control over your body autonomy" is pure insanity.

I don't want to spend money on my car, doesn't mean I get to remove one of your lungs.

It's such a non-sequitur
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Youngster_Joey_ posted...

Now the Dems pushing for a shutdown

wut

They have been openly against it from the start and are against it right now
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pegusus123456 posted...

UnfairRepresent posted...

In the Justice League Cartoon Hawkgirl mocks Wonder Woman for being a virgin prude.

The only time I remember her doing anything like that is when she's specifically mocking her for not being with any men, so it's possible she was with some ladies.

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Police in Hiroshima on Tuesday arrested a 25-year-old unemployed man on suspicion of arson after he set fire to the home he lived in with his father and another relative.

According to police, Yoshiaki Suda used a lighter to set fire to a room in the two-story wooden residence in Higashi Ward at around 4:30 p.m. Monday, Fuji TV reported. The residence was completely destroyed by the fire.

After he set fire to the building, Suda called 119 himself. When police arrived, they found him outside in an intoxicated state. Sudas father and his other relative got out of the house unharmed.

Police said Suda has admitted to setting the fire but has so far given no motive.

Full Article: https://japantoday.com/category/crime/man-arrested-for-setting-his-house-on-fire



Glad his father was okay

What would you do if your son burnt your house down?
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...

Pretty sexist on your part that the guy has zero word in the saying. Hopefully one of these years Men will be treated as equals.

Men don't carry fetuses inside them for 9 months and give birth.

If they did then it would be up to them.

Just like it's not up to women to decide whether or not you're allowed to have testicles. That's your decision.
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In the Justice League Cartoon Hawkgirl mocks Wonder Woman for being a virgin prude.
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Solar_Crimson posted...

Genocet_10-325 posted...

No, idiot men make themselves incels because they would rather just wallow in misery blaming everyone else for their problems instead of changing and improving themselves

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Zikten posted...

apparently they finally explained this recently in the comics. there is a colony of men they keep. all amazon males born, are sent to that colony to grow up and become breeding bulls basically.

Nice
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Maybe those sexual women are into BDSM and like being punished TC?

Ever think of that?
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

This is literally a repeat of the canvas bag controversy, you'd think they might have acted like they cared after that lol.

But Bethesda is objectively finished being a good developer. Done. Gonzo. Kaputt., take a gander at what their board of directors looks like nowadays....



Literally Cal Ripken and Trump are on their board. The good old days are long gone, along with anyone from Bethesda's Dev team that was worth a shit.

Going "these guys don't even like games!" is such a lame and weak criticsm against a board of directors.
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She looks so fucking uncomfortable

Like a dude off screen is holding a knife or something
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CommonStar posted...

I don't object to eating whale meat, but I object when the whaling is fucking up the ecosystem and endangering species.

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