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ExtremeM65 posted...

I typed out a huge response before realizing I just don't care anymore.

I hope you all suffer like I have.

Lol
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ExtremeM65 posted...

I get it, I'm a piece of shit. I'll leave everyone alone, I have no reason to expect any perspective.

Look everyone. Progress.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Lol
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Mead posted...

who was omegatomhank?

A sad, strange little man. He had my pity. Farewell.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Dont listen to RC.

@Melon_Master, please assist this young man in closing his account.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

shadowsword87 posted...

RCtheWSBC posted...

EclairReturns posted...

I'm three semesters away from graduating. Is it too early for me to make a LinkedIn account?

Definitely not.

Wait, LinkedIn is a real thing? I thought people just made that joke about it.

Ive gotten unsolicited job offers from it before. Not awesome jobs but still.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Hey I havent tagged them in anything lately. The last time I tagged Jen and RC was like three months and I was drunk. I dont remember what it was.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

I think we can keep the self-loathing to one topic, big guy
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Tinder-ing going that badly?
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

helIy posted...

Cacciato posted...

helIy posted...

how much does a gallon of milk cost in your area, caccy

I havent bought milk in a while, but I live in Virginia Beach and I think the last time I bought some it was about $2.50. I know it was less than 3 bucks.

I stopped buying it because I've got more lactose intolerant over the years and it just get's wasted.

smh. Iove milk.

shit costs 98 cents for a gallon here.

its cheaper to buy a gallon of milk than a 20oz bottle of soda.

a dozen eggs is 36 cents

I just checked at the store at its $1.90. Thats still not too bad here. I remember in the army I got free milk because all my coworkers were on WIC so they gave me all their free shit lol
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Im okay with it.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

You planning on going into purgatory any time soon?
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Zeus posted...

Cacciato posted...

Zeus posted...

You never take Cacciato seriously!

This. Only idiots take me and Zeus seriously.

Not taking your post seriously enough to remind people not to lump anybody in with you.

Dont worry, gramps. No one takes either of us seriously.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

RoboXgp89 posted...

Mead posted...

RoboXgp89 posted...

they grow poppies on private lands all over america, they're just surronded by fence

Please elaborate.

chain links
they've only synthasized so much they were thinking about growing em with yeast

You need help.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Mead posted...

RoboXgp89 posted...

they grow poppies on private lands all over america, they're just surronded by fence

Please elaborate.

The dude is batshit insane.

PPPPLAASSUMA posted...

Did you know that poppy plants and heroin is made under the supervision of the us government in places they occupy in the middle east?

No joke. It's pretty common knowledge. You might even say it's a safer environment for growers with troops around.

Now idk if it's enough to account for the huge heroin epidemic, but they aren't doing a fucking thing about it in the actual places it comes from, and really it's all $$$ exchanging hands when people OD. Government prob sees it as a good thing.

sorry for your loss.

The DEA literally sends teams to Afghanistan to deal with the industry. Is there some multi-layer US involvement to use of the industry to their advantage? Likely. Is the US blatantly encouraging and promoting the industry? No.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Third_Eye posted...

and cheese will stop your bowel movements!

Nah man, too much cheese gives me the squirts
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

helIy posted...

how much does a gallon of milk cost in your area, caccy

I havent bought milk in a while, but I live in Virginia Beach and I think the last time I bought some it was about $2.50. I know it was less than 3 bucks.

I stopped buying it because I've got more lactose intolerant over the years and it just get's wasted.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Pizza places literally give carryout only specials solely for this reason. The fuck you mean 'alternate reality'?
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Zeus posted...

You never take Cacciato seriously!

This. Only idiots take me and Zeus seriously.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

BADoglick posted...

Cacciato posted...

BADoglick posted...

I don't support our imperialistic foreign policy, drone strikes, preemptive war, or the military industrial complex

Why not?

Why don't I support war mongering? Really? Ok so issue by issue:
1. We established our own country to get away from British imperialism, not to out do them at their own game. I respect the laws and borders of sovereign nations. We have no right to meddle in the affairs of others.

2. Drone strikes kill as many innocent civilians as they do terrorists. When you kill civilians, you only convince the survivors to support the terrorists instead of you.

3. I believe in the non aggression principle. Preemptively attacking other nations makes us the aggressor, which puts us in the wrong morally.

4. Stealing trillions of dollars that could have otherwise stayed in taxpayer's pockets is theft. Manufacturing weapons and perpetuating war for the sake of profit is pure evil.

Wow. You actually took my comment seriously.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

BADoglick posted...

I don't support our imperialistic foreign policy, drone strikes, preemptive war, or the military industrial complex

Why not?
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

I liked it. But now that I see that you like it I'm starting to question my opinion.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

If anything it gave me more independence since I got out of the Army with savings, guaranteed income for 36 months, and school paid for.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Youve already made this topic.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Nade Duck posted...

hopefully not sober

Also this.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Sherm128 posted...

EvilMegas posted...

Everyone that says suicide needs help, now.

What if youre diagnosed with something like Stage 4 cancer?

I had a great uncle go down to his favorite fishing spot and shoot himself at like the age of 84. He lost his wife a few years earlier to cancer and didnt want to deal with the same thing. I found out and I was like good for him. Id probably do the same thing.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Yeah plus I mean Im sure not all Nazis were bad. Im sure some of them raised puppies and there was the one that didnt narc on Adrien Brody in The Pianist.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

helIy posted...

i fucking adore the stackers

for $1 they're probably the best thing on the menu

Thats how it was for me years ago when they had the double decker tacos for a buck.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Im pretty sure I still saw them on the menu when I was there. The stacker box is definitely gone though.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

I know guys that were stationed there and couldnt emphasize how important it was to not get shit faced and fuck yo and mention anything nazi related because apparently the polizei will fuck you up.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

ASlaveObeys posted...

Shoot. It's generally a power shot too.

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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

That's not even a legit SFT. If anything they pick a range, like R to M, and ask you to recite it to determine if you're worth testing further.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Forgot to give my review.

The fries were actually pretty good. It might be since I got there right before the lunch rush and they were fresh. The seasoning is okay, not really noticeable except for every now and then. They're much better than something like Wendy's fries though. Overall a 7 to 7.5/10, and worth it for a $1. I feel like it'll be one of those items that once they keep it on the menu but take it off the debut price I'll never really touch it again (like the double decker taco).
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Based on your provided information, which scenario do you think will result in the most entertainment?
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

shadowsword87 posted...

CarefreeDude posted...

RCtheWSBC posted...

"oops. This sucks."

And also sweating profusely as my heart rate explodes, lol

Like you even have nudes on the internet

Didn't RC say how she sent nudes to someone on GameFAQs recently?

Yeah. I thought they were tasteful and well shot.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

MICHALECOLE posted...

Cacciato posted...

I just learned to say it backwards the regular war after I watched an episode of King of the Hill where the wives got drunk and one of em said it sitting on the lawn.

I think that was Malcom in the middle

Holy shit. You're right. I must've watched back to back on Fox growing up I guess.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Post a glass cucumber next.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

I think this is the foot guy again.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Funkdamental posted...

1. Cancer.
2. Stroke.
3. Freak gardening accident in which I somehow manage to sever both legs with pruning shears and set myself on fire, then try to douse the flames by crawling to the koi pond which for some unknown reason I filled with hydrochloric acid the previous week. Bummer.

I like your lifestyle.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Renraku_San posted...

helIy posted...

Zikten posted...

oh. I always thought it was just people trying to get drunk. I don't know how they can stand to guzzle the stuff. it tastes awful.

alcohol taste awful, too, yet people drink it like candy

Aww, should I get baby a sippy cup and some warm milk?

That's a stupid question. Why would you give alcohol to a baby?
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

I just learned to say it backwards the regular war after I watched an episode of King of the Hill where the wives got drunk and one of em said it sitting on the lawn.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Zangulus posted...

Cacciato posted...

Zangulus posted...

This topic is now making me hungry. For Taco Bell. Again.

I'm actually thinking about going right now.

OmegaM posted...

I saw a review saying that they're unimpressive, so I don't think I'm going to go to a Taco Bell just to get them.

https://www.eater.com/2018/1/25/16934324/taco-bell-nacho-fries-review

The first review I saw sad they were bad, and then the other ones I scrolled through seemed to enjoy em. For a dollar I think I'll risk it.

Maybe try asking if they can be well done. I think theyd be a lot better that way. Now Im hungry for In-and-Out.

Im in the drive-thru now.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Zangulus posted...

This topic is now making me hungry. For Taco Bell. Again.

I'm actually thinking about going right now.

OmegaM posted...

I saw a review saying that they're unimpressive, so I don't think I'm going to go to a Taco Bell just to get them.

https://www.eater.com/2018/1/25/16934324/taco-bell-nacho-fries-review

The first review I saw sad they were bad, and then the other ones I scrolled through seemed to enjoy em. For a dollar I think I'll risk it.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theatlantic.com/amp/article/494648/

Heres an article I found real quick. One American guy competed for Mexico even though hed never been there. His mom was Mexican and they only require Mexican heritage.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Zikten posted...

Cacciato posted...

She wasnt given anything. She gained it. In 2016. To play hockey. It literally says that in the article.

oh. I get it now. yea that's still weird. she should compete for the nation that raised her. I dont know why she doesn't want to be on the same team as her sister

Thats a whole other set of circumstances. The last summer olympics some country had an American citizen apply for citizenship (I think it was somewhere in Eastern Europe in the gymnastics competition) solely so she could be on their national team. It makes sense if you want to compete in the olympics but arent good enough for your birth nations team.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

Zikten posted...

I dont' know why they waited so long to give her citizenship. she was adopted as a baby. usually they grant the citizenship at the moment of the adoption. that's how it fucking works.

She wasnt given anything. She gained it. In 2016. To play hockey. It literally says that in the article.

And from only that article it sounds like it went like this:
Korea: oh shit, you were born in Korea. Youre good at hockey. Want to try out for our team.
Adopted chick: yeah, that sounds good. Im on my way.
Korea: damn, you are good. You can play for us but you gotta apply for citizenship.
AC: fuckin sold. Lets do this shit.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

The article literally fucking says she got citizenship in 2016, which makes her a Korean citizen.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

SusanGreenEyes posted...

Your CacciatoPart2 account was closed?

Banned :(. My first banned account. His hairline became a fascination of mine, I guess.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

SusanGreenEyes posted...

He closed his account and we didn't even flinch.

lmao. At least he took one of my accounts with him.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump

I wouldn't really care. I try to stay in good shape and the ones I've sent out I try to keep relatively tasteful, especially the dick pics, as per the advice below:


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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump