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TopicAre you afraid of the moderators on this site?
Cacciato
02/03/18 1:00:23 AM
#7
No. Because karma points are useless.
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TopicHi I'm new
Cacciato
02/03/18 12:58:11 AM
#24
Why'd Nathan stop posting?
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TopicColonel sanders is now a woman in KFC Ads
Cacciato
02/03/18 12:17:31 AM
#18
Then tell your mom not to take you to KFC. What's the problem?
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TopicAltered Carbon!
Cacciato
02/02/18 11:07:27 PM
#4
Just started it right now. I've been looking forward to it for a while. The book was great, one of the best cyberpunk novels I've read in years.
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TopicDo you plan on watching the super bowl?
Cacciato
02/02/18 8:39:31 PM
#31
Metal_Mario99 posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...
Nichtcrawler X posted...
Isn't the Superbowl the Thanksgiving American football game?

No, and you look extremely foolish for asking.

Don't be such a dick, dude.

Pot, meet kettle.

This doesnt make any sense.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicDo you plan on watching the super bowl?
Cacciato
02/02/18 8:31:04 PM
#26
Metal_Mario99 posted...
Nichtcrawler X posted...
Metal_Mario99 posted...

No, and you look extremely foolish for asking.


How so? I was always convinced the average sitcom dad rushes out of Thanksgiving dinner to see some special match I thought was the superbowl, if it is juts a regular match it would make it even more of a dick move to their sitcom families.

There's more than one football game played per year, chief.

Except for the Super Bowl, which is played on thanksgiving.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicNo posts about the FISA memo? Time to put fingers in ears and yell LOUDLY.
Cacciato
02/02/18 7:57:04 PM
#20
juggalo_gam3r posted...
Trump no better or worse than any other president damn people news to chill he aint gonna b pres forever

What the fuck are you trying to say
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TopicDo you plan on watching the super bowl?
Cacciato
02/02/18 6:09:07 PM
#15
Nichtcrawler X posted...
Isn't the Superbowl the Thanksgiving American football game?

Yes.
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TopicDo you plan on watching the super bowl?
Cacciato
02/02/18 5:44:29 PM
#8
Yes because I love watching the Patriots being handed victories.
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TopicNo posts about the FISA memo? Time to put fingers in ears and yell LOUDLY.
Cacciato
02/02/18 5:39:59 PM
#14
Far-Queue posted...
Judgmenl posted...
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/fisa-memo-full-text/article/2647942

So what do you guys (and gals) think?

Why did you put gals in parentheses? Are women second-class to you?

Whats more surprising is that he only used one set instead of three
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicAccidental shooting in US middle school.
Cacciato
02/02/18 4:09:23 AM
#5
Do you mean 'young'? And 'handgun'? If you're going to be critical, at least come off as intelligent, bulbin. But I know you've been here long enough to not care.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
Topictell me your cough syrup stories, lads
Cacciato
02/02/18 4:08:07 AM
#8
LinkPizza posted...
Cacciato posted...
Stop saying 'lads'

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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicAccidental shooting in US middle school.
Cacciato
02/02/18 4:07:15 AM
#3
How the fuck did one round injure 5 people
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Topicmy nails are so strong, i have to keep my right thumb nail short at all times or
Cacciato
02/01/18 11:55:37 PM
#7
Whyd you ignore your tag in the other topics?
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicWould u take a bullet for website gamefaqs bord polloftheday?
Cacciato
02/01/18 11:54:51 PM
#5
Are you drunk?
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank
TopicHow come SJWs don't go after Chris Pratt for exposing himself to Amy Poehler?
Cacciato
02/01/18 11:39:54 PM
#19
LeetCheet posted...
likehelly posted...
they're both comedians, and amy knows a joke when she sees one


Are you saying Chris Pratt's dick is a joke? Man, that's harsh to laugh at someone's small dick.

Are you having flashbacks? Who hurt you?
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TopicNot to alarm you but Stan Lee was just rushed to a hospital...
Cacciato
02/01/18 11:38:59 PM
#18
The most recent updates say he was diagnosed with the condition of 'being old as fuck'.
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Topictell me your cough syrup stories, lads
Cacciato
02/01/18 11:37:57 PM
#4
Stop saying 'lads'
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Topickidz bop is back in action!
Cacciato
02/01/18 10:17:35 PM
#10
Zikten posted...
How are they in the 40's when it's been like only 20 years? They must do more than one a year

What an astonishing mathematical discovery. You should feel good for figuring this out
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
Topicthrowback thursday
Cacciato
02/01/18 4:55:41 PM
#3
@TheWorstPoster. How does this make you feel?
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicA guy just committed suicide outside where I work.
Cacciato
02/01/18 4:02:45 PM
#41
@Third_Eye posted...
Only about a 100% chance it was all her fault. Probably will find a way to convince herself that it wasn't and will keep torturing other guys with her manipulative crap.

I'm just glad he didn't kill anyone else too


Lines like this always catch me off guard here. GameFAQs has the worst community on the entire internet, no conscious at all. Yet people always try to pretend like they have morals.

Im pretty sure he was conscious, thats how he wrote that post. Unless you meant conscience.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicThis 39 y/o Florida Teacher was FIRED for SHAKING HER BOOTY!! Is She Hot???
Cacciato
02/01/18 4:01:24 PM
#12
Zeus posted...

20? Try thousands. And lol @ thinking youth (although she's not young) makes somebody attractive. In Cacciato's book, all 20 y/os must be hot.

I cant tell if you didnt notice that I was implying you were 59, or if you just admitted to being in your 40s.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
Topicsee the horror of this commercial...(pakistani mcdonalds)
Cacciato
02/01/18 7:50:56 AM
#4
Stop making topics.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
Topicrate the top 10 streaming games on twitch tv
Cacciato
02/01/18 6:00:49 AM
#2
1. Solitaire
2. Job Hunting 101
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicThis 39 y/o Florida Teacher was FIRED for SHAKING HER BOOTY!! Is She Hot???
Cacciato
02/01/18 3:45:10 AM
#6
Zeus posted...
1) Not a teacher

2) Fat-asses aren't hot. Plus she's 39.

Twenty years younger than you isnt attractive?
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicYour reaction: ICOYAR gets a job.
Cacciato
02/01/18 3:41:53 AM
#33
Smarkil posted...
Cacciato posted...
ImmortalityV posted...
recommend everyone else go the government assistance route.

What do you recommend for those of us born functional and have to work?


Get a job and pay for his tendies, tendie bitch.

Apparently. But dont call him out on it on this forum, or you get modded for flaming. I guess calling a duck a duck is frowned upon.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicSo, my best friend....
Cacciato
02/01/18 2:39:30 AM
#7
Text your first-line supervisor and tell him you're being arrested.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicA guy just committed suicide outside where I work.
Cacciato
02/01/18 2:37:00 AM
#32
Yellow posted...
Yeah, and why are you arguing with yourself in the third person?

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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicYour reaction: ICOYAR gets a job.
Cacciato
02/01/18 1:46:28 AM
#30
ImmortalityV posted...
Cacciato posted...
ImmortalityV posted...
Cacciato posted...
ImmortalityV posted...
recommend everyone else go the government assistance route.

What do you recommend for those of us born functional and have to work?

You don't have to work all the time. You could get fired and collect unemployment. I am stuck in a rut though. I can't collect social security while working yet if I get fired my parents will get pissed. I am miserable. I would not recommend retail to anyone and am glad people like icoyar got a way out of work

Ohhhhh, so you're useless. Which is why you spend so much time doing what you do on this forum. Makes sense now.

Atleast I am honest about work

You mean youre honest about not working.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicColbert's Trump Cartoon Episode 1 is out
Cacciato
02/01/18 12:29:12 AM
#3
HeyImAlex posted...
Who really knows.

Most Americans, I would hope.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicLab-grown Human Meat
Cacciato
01/31/18 11:46:51 PM
#4
Why did you specify 'lab-grown'?
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicYour reaction: ICOYAR gets a job.
Cacciato
01/31/18 11:46:04 PM
#25
ImmortalityV posted...
Cacciato posted...
ImmortalityV posted...
recommend everyone else go the government assistance route.

What do you recommend for those of us born functional and have to work?

You don't have to work all the time. You could get fired and collect unemployment. I am stuck in a rut though. I can't collect social security while working yet if I get fired my parents will get pissed. I am miserable. I would not recommend retail to anyone and am glad people like icoyar got a way out of work

Ohhhhh, so you're useless. Which is why you spend so much time doing what you do on this forum. Makes sense now.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicYour reaction: ICOYAR gets a job.
Cacciato
01/31/18 11:22:14 PM
#21
ImmortalityV posted...
recommend everyone else go the government assistance route.

What do you recommend for those of us born functional and have to work?
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicA guy just committed suicide outside where I work.
Cacciato
01/31/18 7:55:06 PM
#15
To be fair, I responded to a suicide where a guy Cobained it and the shit was so bizarre it was almost exactly like a movie.

I think it was just such a sensory overload that we didnt know how to react lol
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicPSA: US could have paid for free college with the increase of military spending
Cacciato
01/31/18 7:09:41 PM
#19
Nomak-54 posted...
That's what I'm hoping for if I get in the Naval Academy. Would be pretty awesome

You should probably count on enlisting.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicPretty sure I'm talking to a twitch boob camgirl on bumble (NSFW boob pic)
Cacciato
01/31/18 5:58:16 PM
#39
ZiggiStardust posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Boobs do not make the woman. You'll find that out soon.

advice from the guy who couldn't lock it down until he was 40, ok?

EmkfMSs

Lol
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
Topicjust finished my application to study abroad this summer. ama
Cacciato
01/31/18 3:55:47 PM
#28
Muffinz0rz posted...
MrMelodramatic posted...
$13,000

For a five week study abroad program?? The fuck

Lmao. 13 grand for five weeks is insane.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicStatistically speaking, it's likely that one poster here has killed someone
Cacciato
01/31/18 3:05:46 PM
#16
TomNook posted...
Zikten posted...
I heard some lady on another board killed her husband

GoldenEye board. She had to make him surfer.

What did surfing have to do with anything
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
Topicso who is the target audience for CBS?
Cacciato
01/31/18 4:12:42 AM
#12
NightMareBunny posted...
Zikten posted...
The demographic for CBS is older than the other channels.


old people think kevin james is funny?

Your comedic opinion doesnt really mean much.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicPSA: US could have paid for free college with the increase of military spending
Cacciato
01/31/18 4:11:17 AM
#4
Nightengale posted...
i'm going to university essentially for free because my family is low-income. it's pretty great y'all should try it

Id rather skip the being poor part.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicLife would be pretty swell if Zeus and Icoyar just peeled over one day.
Cacciato
01/31/18 3:54:05 AM
#7
Zeus posted...
It's all kinds of fucked up, tbh. This is the kind of stuff Arctic was doing before he finally got suspended and then decided to take a break from PotD

No it wasn't.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicSo on the cruise i went on the captain was asked what defenses they had
Cacciato
01/31/18 1:52:31 AM
#9
Zeus posted...
Cacciato posted...
Zikten posted...
so basically he will tell the guests and crew to just charge the pirates with a wave of flesh, much like what some of the early battles between Germans and Russians was like in WW2 when the soviet army couldn't even give every "soldier" a weapon

No. Because pirates arent stupid enough to try and take a cruise ship of that size. Besides that, the cruise ship is a weapon. All a larger vessel has to do is increase speed or create a wake large enough to destroy or overturn a boarding vessel.


Kinda underestimating the pirates a bit there. However, the thing really keeping them safe is the fact that they stay away from pirate-infested waters.

Kinda fucking not. Literally the sheer size of a cruise ship compared to the vessels utilized off the 'motherships' makes them almost invulnerable.

But I'm biased because I'll take talking to Maersk's security captains' over yours.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicState of the Union Address incoming
Cacciato
01/31/18 1:48:01 AM
#144
Doctor Foxx posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
TreGooda posted...


Most of his speeches are like tonight. You just get the carefully edited crap they show on the news for ratings.


Don't bother.

They will think you are lying, while living in their own little bubble, and refuse to even watch his speeches.

I am also forgetting the one time Trump did this as well:


did you know in that speech he makes fun of hillary for reading off of a teleprompter. his speech and mannerisms were quite different tonight, as he was reading off a teleprompter lol

Of course he's just gonna ignore it. Ico lives in his own bizarre little world where he constantly berates the people that live just like he does.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicState of the Union Address incoming
Cacciato
01/30/18 11:33:41 PM
#121
TheWorstPoster posted...
http://i.imgs.fyi/img/2ihn.jpg

Who gives a fuck? I didnt care when it was the other way around.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicState of the Union Address incoming
Cacciato
01/30/18 11:20:33 PM
#115
TheWorstPoster posted...
Mead posted...
I ate dinner did anything good happen


Yes.

Trump told the state of our economy, our crime problems, our foreign relations, and our security, as well as announcing solutions to them, and none of the Democrats, even on bipartisan issues, refused to stand up, clap, or acknowledge Trump.

lol. I wish I could meet you in real life.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicState of the Union Address incoming
Cacciato
01/30/18 10:04:56 PM
#75
I know its petty, but I find it hard to trust anyone who pronounces scourage like that.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicState of the Union Address incoming
Cacciato
01/30/18 9:48:53 PM
#52
JennyBear posted...
also why the fuck is tammy duckworth pregnant? she's 50 dang years old. who the HELL wants an infant when you're 50 dang years old

I didnt realize she was that old
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicReally weird, but I emailed the manager from the place I was applying to today.
Cacciato
01/30/18 9:45:55 PM
#48
Zeus posted...
Greenfox111 posted...
Mead posted...
what does 3 parentheses mean

I had to look it up, apparently its a jew hating thing


tbh, when it's something obscure enough to require research, it usually means a person didn't do anything with that intention.

In the situation its the complete opposite. Why would you type like that if you didnt know what it meant
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicState of the Union Address incoming
Cacciato
01/30/18 9:42:59 PM
#44
I had to turn it off. I could let handle that clapping anymore.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
TopicState of the Union Address incoming
Cacciato
01/30/18 9:37:09 PM
#34
Wanna take care of your veterans? I could really use a bj from Melania. Youd never hear me bitch about the VA again.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." AlphaForrestGump
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