Lurker > Deadpool_18

She found our conversation where we were talking about how they should just break up and now its a huge shitstorm. Fuck this girl. Seriously. Holy shit.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

My gf and I never fight. Ever.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

jeffhardyb0yz posted...

Call the show Avatar: The Last Airbender

Call the abysmal live action movie TLA

you'll be glad you did

Ive seen that shit show of a movie.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Got the entire series. Im so pumped!
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Turbam posted...

Careful, she might make your boy choose between you or her.
Some friends are stupid when it comes to pussy.

Hed never do that. I know everybody says that, but weve been besties for a decade. Im like his conscience.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Offworlder1 posted...

Well it seems your going to have to learn to deal with her, get used to her being around, and maybe advise your friend to house break her if she cant act right in public.

Theyve been dating for three years. His mom says theyre just doing the breakup dance.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Mr_Biscuit posted...

Mr_Biscuit posted...

Theres some kind of gf and suck joke here

3khc posted...

Let her suck the fun out of your dick.

There it is

Ayyy
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

The people in that thread sound like their favorite hobby is sucking the fun out of something that should purely be an escape.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

LordRazziel posted...

Deadpool_18 posted...

LordRazziel posted...

Deadpool_18 posted...

LordRazziel posted...

Did you hear what she mumbled?
What'd she say?

She said the guy behind the counter looked like a National Lampoon character.

That's not so bad.
Doesn't sound like you were on your best behavior, either.

Yeah that wasnt as bad as what she usually says about people. But she got super upset when I asked her to repeat it again, like she knew it was inappropriate anyway.

And how was I out of line?

You were just bickering with her. No good can come of that.

I dont even engage her most days. Its not worth it. I try to let her wallow in self hatred.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Far too often.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

3khc posted...

It's just cool how torally in sync each person has to be to wake up randomly still groggy and begin boning.

Its a nice synergy.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

LordRazziel posted...

Deadpool_18 posted...

LordRazziel posted...

Did you hear what she mumbled?
What'd she say?

She said the guy behind the counter looked like a National Lampoon character.

That's not so bad.
Doesn't sound like you were on your best behavior, either.

Yeah that wasnt as bad as what she usually says about people. But she got super upset when I asked her to repeat it again, like she knew it was inappropriate anyway.

And how was I out of line?
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

DarkChozoGhost posted...

Deadpool_18 posted...

Swagnificent119 posted...

Maybe stop being the third wheel?

Its more like shes the third wheel to our good time, honestly. She knows he has more fun with me.

Yeah, but until you start to satisfy your friend's sexual needs, you'll have to deal with her.

Ive tried introducing him to several different girls, but he latched on to familiarity even when he hates the relationship.

Tupacrulez posted...

Imagine being this insecure about who your friends date.

Get the fuck over yourself.

Imagine being this clueless. Shut the fuck up, lmao.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Darklit_Minuet posted...

It was worth it since Disgaea 5 came out for it

Lmao Disgaea
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

LordRazziel posted...

Did you hear what she mumbled?
What'd she say?

She said the guy behind the counter looked like a National Lampoon character.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Swagnificent119 posted...

Maybe stop being the third wheel?

Its more like shes the third wheel to our good time, honestly. She knows he has more fun with me.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Offworlder1 posted...

Tell her to stop being a whiny little bitch.

Ive told her that her insecurities are showing on multiple occasions. She just laughs.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Of course they are.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

spudger posted...

Deadpool_18 posted...

spudger posted...

friends dating crazy is always the worst. i would usually avoid a 2nd outing after those awkward nights.

He drags her along like a house arrest bracelet.

ugh. sounds co-dependent.

Hes hopped from relationship to relationship for about 8 years now. Doesnt know how to be alone. Always chooses toxic partners. Makes it my issue.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

This account wont last long.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Rookie User
User Since: Feb 2018
Karma: 13
Active Posts: 72
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

spudger posted...

friends dating crazy is always the worst. i would usually avoid a 2nd outing after those awkward nights.

He drags her along like a house arrest bracelet.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

masticatingman posted...

Deadpool_18 posted...

She made a big deal out of us waiting in line at a restaurant to choose what we wanted.

We look like fucking idiots!

Then I asked her to repeat something the mumbled under her breath about one of the employees.

How loud do you want me to embarrass myself?!

Like fuck. I just wanted to drink and eat chicken.

Savage

Whats savage is this girls pathetic insecurities and mean spirit.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

You literally cant have a proactive discussion on this board without a mod flexing an e-boner.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

A healthy libido. I can relate.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

She made a big deal out of us waiting in line at a restaurant to choose what we wanted.

We look like fucking idiots!

Then I asked her to repeat something the mumbled under her breath about one of the employees.

How loud do you want me to embarrass myself?!

Like fuck. I just wanted to drink and eat chicken.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

I could argue that Luanne is the most annoying.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

spudger posted...

KillCommunism posted...

Acting like CNN isn't worse.

Aaaand the deflection starts

It always does.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Gamer99z posted...

THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!

*crotch kick*

Best episode ever.

ASithLord7 posted...

6am and already the boy aint right

Deadpool_18 posted...

I absolutely hate Peggy, though.

Shit opinion

I mean, shes got her funny moments.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

I absolutely hate Peggy, though.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Dang ole WAHAHAHAHA! Boo, man.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

ChainedRedone posted...

Sephiroth1288 posted...

Ok let's talk about it. What new law would have prevented this shooting?

Any ban on semiautomatic rifles likely would have. Australia had multiple mass shooting involving semiautl rifles and once they were banned, they stopped completely.

But let me guess, "America is different and people will always shoot up schools no matter what" or something along those lines, right?

Oh yeah. Ive had several moronic Facebook friends prove their ignorance to economics.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Dash_Harber posted...

Deadpool_18 posted...

A_Good_Boy posted...

I just love what they do to all of their guest characters. That show is amazing in how they can address the serious aspects regarding if man were to die off in an incredibly quick span of time, and then just power through it with comedy.

Lmao yeah. Jack Black has all of twelve seconds on camera.

Does he play a character, or is he just Jack Black?

Hes supposed to play a character but hes immediately shot and killed.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

What is DS2
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

I hate entitled rich assholes, too.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Kamala_Harris posted...

Terrible kids shows and crap.

You take that back

This. All others can be agreed with.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

The movie was fucking good.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

When we sleep with other races enough to make a solitary race of people.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

KG536 posted...

Deadpool_18 posted...

Why the fuck do you play Japanese video games?

Chrono Trigger , FF and Metal Gear are awesome.

Eh
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Why the fuck do you play Japanese video games?
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

The Wheelman1 posted...

Earth would have to exist in the Star Wars universe for it to work.

Does it not?
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Pre 1990, sure.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

Both will be a great nap.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

A_Good_Boy posted...

I just love what they do to all of their guest characters. That show is amazing in how they can address the serious aspects regarding if man were to die off in an incredibly quick span of time, and then just power through it with comedy.

Lmao yeah. Jack Black has all of twelve seconds on camera.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

eggcorn posted...

Deadpool_18 posted...

Arguing with pro-gun rednecks is like throwing your brain cells in a dumpster.

Man you must've argued with a ton of 'em.

And you are?
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

giantblimpN7 posted...

Deadpool_18 posted...

The What are those? joke was a little too late to the party.

That was bad
Deadpool_18 posted...

I call them sneakers.

That was a quality dad joke

Top quality dad joke
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

I call them sneakers.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

The What are those? joke was a little too late to the party.
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

1NfamousACE_2 posted...

boxington posted...

this is either my favorite movie in the MCU, or tied with Winter Soldier

and probably my favorite part was when Killmonger first entered the room with the heads of the tribes, and told T'Challa to ask him who he was, and finally the guy with the plate in his mouth asked, and Killmonger did his introduction in the native tongue

Hey Auntie

Lmfao
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.

eston posted...

They think the same about you tbqh

Well they watch Fox, so
---

We're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing our whaling tune.