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Deadpool_18
02/18/18 12:24:34 PM
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She made a big deal out of us waiting in line at a restaurant to choose what we wanted.

We look like fucking idiots!

Then I asked her to repeat something the mumbled under her breath about one of the employees.

How loud do you want me to embarrass myself?!

Like fuck. I just wanted to drink and eat chicken.
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masticatingman
02/18/18 12:25:28 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
She made a big deal out of us waiting in line at a restaurant to choose what we wanted.

We look like fucking idiots!

Then I asked her to repeat something the mumbled under her breath about one of the employees.

How loud do you want me to embarrass myself?!

Like fuck. I just wanted to drink and eat chicken.


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Deadpool_18
02/18/18 12:27:09 PM
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masticatingman posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
She made a big deal out of us waiting in line at a restaurant to choose what we wanted.

We look like fucking idiots!

Then I asked her to repeat something the mumbled under her breath about one of the employees.

How loud do you want me to embarrass myself?!

Like fuck. I just wanted to drink and eat chicken.


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Whats savage is this girls pathetic insecurities and mean spirit.
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spudger
02/18/18 12:29:23 PM
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friends dating crazy is always the worst. i would usually avoid a 2nd outing after those awkward nights.
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Deadpool_18
02/18/18 12:30:02 PM
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spudger posted...
friends dating crazy is always the worst. i would usually avoid a 2nd outing after those awkward nights.


He drags her along like a house arrest bracelet.
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spudger
02/18/18 12:30:56 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
spudger posted...
friends dating crazy is always the worst. i would usually avoid a 2nd outing after those awkward nights.


He drags her along like a house arrest bracelet.

ugh. sounds co-dependent.
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Deadpool_18
02/18/18 12:32:10 PM
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spudger posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
spudger posted...
friends dating crazy is always the worst. i would usually avoid a 2nd outing after those awkward nights.


He drags her along like a house arrest bracelet.

ugh. sounds co-dependent.


Hes hopped from relationship to relationship for about 8 years now. Doesnt know how to be alone. Always chooses toxic partners. Makes it my issue.
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Offworlder1
02/18/18 12:33:11 PM
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Tell her to stop being a whiny little bitch.
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Deadpool_18
02/18/18 12:38:28 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Tell her to stop being a whiny little bitch.


Ive told her that her insecurities are showing on multiple occasions. She just laughs.
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LordRazziel
02/18/18 12:40:49 PM
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Did you hear what she mumbled?
What'd she say?
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Offworlder1
02/18/18 12:42:29 PM
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Then its time to be less polite with her, some people need a firm hand.
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Swagnificent119
02/18/18 12:44:44 PM
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Maybe stop being the third wheel?
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Deadpool_18
02/18/18 1:02:20 PM
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Swagnificent119 posted...
Maybe stop being the third wheel?


Its more like shes the third wheel to our good time, honestly. She knows he has more fun with me.
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Deadpool_18
02/18/18 1:03:15 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
Did you hear what she mumbled?
What'd she say?


She said the guy behind the counter looked like a National Lampoon character.
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DarkChozoGhost
02/18/18 1:04:27 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
Swagnificent119 posted...
Maybe stop being the third wheel?


Its more like shes the third wheel to our good time, honestly. She knows he has more fun with me.

Yeah, but until you start to satisfy your friend's sexual needs, you'll have to deal with her.
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Tupacrulez
02/18/18 1:05:00 PM
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Imagine being this insecure about who your friends date.

Get the fuck over yourself.
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Deadpool_18
02/18/18 1:06:29 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
Swagnificent119 posted...
Maybe stop being the third wheel?


Its more like shes the third wheel to our good time, honestly. She knows he has more fun with me.

Yeah, but until you start to satisfy your friend's sexual needs, you'll have to deal with her.


Ive tried introducing him to several different girls, but he latched on to familiarity even when he hates the relationship.

Tupacrulez posted...
Imagine being this insecure about who your friends date.

Get the fuck over yourself.


Imagine being this clueless. Shut the fuck up, lmao.
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LordRazziel
02/18/18 1:07:03 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
LordRazziel posted...
Did you hear what she mumbled?
What'd she say?


She said the guy behind the counter looked like a National Lampoon character.

That's not so bad.
Doesn't sound like you were on your best behavior, either.
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Deadpool_18
02/18/18 1:08:45 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
LordRazziel posted...
Did you hear what she mumbled?
What'd she say?


She said the guy behind the counter looked like a National Lampoon character.

That's not so bad.
Doesn't sound like you were on your best behavior, either.


Yeah that wasnt as bad as what she usually says about people. But she got super upset when I asked her to repeat it again, like she knew it was inappropriate anyway.

And how was I out of line?
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Jiek_Fafn
02/18/18 1:14:03 PM
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I'm assuming there was a pig roast afterwards.
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LordRazziel
02/18/18 1:15:41 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
LordRazziel posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
LordRazziel posted...
Did you hear what she mumbled?
What'd she say?


She said the guy behind the counter looked like a National Lampoon character.

That's not so bad.
Doesn't sound like you were on your best behavior, either.


Yeah that wasnt as bad as what she usually says about people. But she got super upset when I asked her to repeat it again, like she knew it was inappropriate anyway.

And how was I out of line?

You were just bickering with her. No good can come of that.
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Deadpool_18
02/18/18 1:16:38 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
LordRazziel posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
LordRazziel posted...
Did you hear what she mumbled?
What'd she say?


She said the guy behind the counter looked like a National Lampoon character.

That's not so bad.
Doesn't sound like you were on your best behavior, either.


Yeah that wasnt as bad as what she usually says about people. But she got super upset when I asked her to repeat it again, like she knew it was inappropriate anyway.

And how was I out of line?

You were just bickering with her. No good can come of that.


I dont even engage her most days. Its not worth it. I try to let her wallow in self hatred.
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Mr_Biscuit
02/18/18 1:16:49 PM
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Theres some kind of gf and suck joke here
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TheBiggerWiggle
02/18/18 1:17:06 PM
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Clingy bitches are the worst.
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3khc
02/18/18 1:17:21 PM
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Let her suck the fun out of your dick.
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Mr_Biscuit
02/18/18 1:19:10 PM
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Mr_Biscuit posted...
Theres some kind of gf and suck joke here

3khc posted...
Let her suck the fun out of your dick.

There it is
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Deadpool_18
02/18/18 1:30:06 PM
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Mr_Biscuit posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
Theres some kind of gf and suck joke here

3khc posted...
Let her suck the fun out of your dick.

There it is


Ayyy
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deanshow
02/18/18 1:32:55 PM
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You should tell her "guns don't kill people, I kill people!!!" Then you pistol whip her
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CM_Ponch
02/18/18 1:34:01 PM
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Pics of everyone involved
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Offworlder1
02/18/18 1:56:50 PM
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Well it seems your going to have to learn to deal with her, get used to her being around, and maybe advise your friend to house break her if she cant act right in public.
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Turbam
02/18/18 1:59:30 PM
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Careful, she might make your boy choose between you or her.
Some friends are stupid when it comes to pussy.
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Deadpool_18
02/18/18 1:59:34 PM
#32:


Offworlder1 posted...
Well it seems your going to have to learn to deal with her, get used to her being around, and maybe advise your friend to house break her if she cant act right in public.


Theyve been dating for three years. His mom says theyre just doing the breakup dance.
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Deadpool_18
02/18/18 2:00:42 PM
#33:


Turbam posted...
Careful, she might make your boy choose between you or her.
Some friends are stupid when it comes to pussy.


Hed never do that. I know everybody says that, but weve been besties for a decade. Im like his conscience.
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Offworlder1
02/18/18 2:01:44 PM
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That or she is seeing how much bs he will tolorate before clipping her behind the ears.
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Tupacrulez
02/19/18 7:36:34 PM
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Lulz

"We been besties forever man! Bros before hoes!"

Imagine being this fucking dumb.
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Ben_Ruggiero
02/19/18 7:57:30 PM
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Sounds like your friend needs to be dating you and not her
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