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TopicIt's really annoying hearing people say the Mario movie was bad.
FortuneCookie
11/09/23 11:55:49 AM
#19
wesastro911 posted...
same studio who makes Minions

Therein lies the problem.

Illuminations is like the Simpsons if you took out all of the humor aimed at adults. It's like nonalcoholic beer.
TopicMrBeast gets criticism for building wells in Africa
FortuneCookie
11/09/23 11:53:58 AM
#197
And then, she added, overnight, this person comes along, who happens to be a white male figure with a huge platform, and all of a sudden, he gets all of the attention. Its kind of frustrating, but its also understanding the nature of how the world is.

We don't have a problem with him doing the right thing.
We don't have a problem with him doing the right thing for the publicity.
We have a problem with a white person being the one to make a difference.

I'm dyin' here.

<_<
TopicVideo game waifu of the year round 8: Juri Han vs Ashley Graves
FortuneCookie
11/09/23 11:29:46 AM
#23
Ashley for not being a weird foot chick.
TopicGhostbusters: Frozen Empire trailer.
FortuneCookie
11/09/23 11:00:49 AM
#31
Smashingpmkns posted...
Ghostbusters is a lot like Jurassic Park. Only the first movie is any good and you wonder how the rest were even made in the first place.

Ghostbusters / Jurassic Park
  • a true classic
Ghostbusters 2 / The Lost World: Jurassic Park
  • a divisive sequel which in many ways fails to capture the magic of the original
Ghostbusters: Who You Gonna Call? / JPIII
  • a film which many hate, yet some spite-claim is better than the second
Ghostbusters: Afterlife / Jurassic World
  • a film which doesn't try to be good, because it just knows it has to be better than the last sequel, and relies on a combination of trendiness and nostalgia


I'm curious how far that parallel is gonna go. Will this one have a little girl who turns out to be a ghost? Will the next film have giant ghosts only to focus on football-sized bugs devouring the world?

<_<
TopicGhostbusters: Frozen Empire trailer.
FortuneCookie
11/09/23 10:56:41 AM
#30
masterpug53 posted...
I get the vibe that they're going to veer even harder into the Stranger Things-esque comedy / horror blend than they did in Afterlife. Which to me is fine, even if it reeks of 'that's what's popular now;' I like the new cast, but I don't think they can carry a pure comedy on their own, let alone one on the level of the OG Ghostbusters. As long as it's at least something fresher than Afterlife's nostalgia-fest, I'll consider it a marked improvement.

That sounds pretty fair.
TopicGhostbusters: Frozen Empire trailer.
FortuneCookie
11/09/23 1:53:33 AM
#27
Shinnokxz posted...
The OGs need to rest and let these modern hollywood goons just continue to crap on classics. Dan Akroyd has completely lost the thread (go look up an interview with him from before the Ghostbusters girl movie came out) and Bill Murray looks like a cob web and I think his voice box is blown out

I'm gonna be honest, the roles of the surviving three members of the Ghostbusters team could just be them sitting on a bench farting and I would still be happy to see them.

<_<
TopicAny Disney movies from the last few years worth watching?
FortuneCookie
11/09/23 12:32:43 AM
#11
Raya and the Last Dragon was decent. It could have been a lot better if they had cut out one or two of the supporting characters. That film straight up had too many introductions.

It really felt like a setup for an ongoing series, but nothing came of it.
TopicGhostbusters: Frozen Empire trailer.
FortuneCookie
11/09/23 12:30:06 AM
#23
It's weird to see actual deaths come about because of the ghost's arrival. They kinda shied away from that in the previous films and this one is like, "People fuckin' froze to death!"

I just hope the villain is anyone but Gozer. They are way too dependent on him/her/them.
TopicGhostbusters: Frozen Empire trailer.
FortuneCookie
11/09/23 12:23:19 AM
#22
Oh, this is a movie? I thought it was gonna be a video game.
TopicDisney's animated sexiest male lead turns 50.
FortuneCookie
11/08/23 11:57:31 PM
#29
EyeWontBeFooled posted...
Where are pics of Maid Marion? :0

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/40f0d5da.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7ff5ffaf.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d9408e38.jpg

(original drawings of Marian are harder to crop than original drawings of Robin)
TopicDisney's animated sexiest male lead turns 50.
FortuneCookie
11/08/23 11:10:52 PM
#27
ironman2009 posted...
S tier Disney movie

Zikten posted...
One of Disney's classic movies.

The_Popo posted...
My #1 Disney movie

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



TopicDisney's animated sexiest male lead turns 50.
FortuneCookie
11/08/23 11:09:19 PM
#26
BurmesePenguin posted...
I mean. Little John is literally just brown Baloo, lol.

"Be gone, long one."

Kimberly posted...
Thought you said sexist, and I had to scramble my brain to figure out why we were cancelling furry Robin Hood.

lol.

Turbam posted...
Remember the part where Maid Marian kissed that kid in the bushes?

If they ever make a sequel, that rabbit should grow up to marry a fox.
Topic'Sweet! A new Assassin's Creed set in Japan! Can't wait to play a ninja!'
FortuneCookie
11/08/23 12:48:09 PM
#51
We have several Japanese protagonists in games. Black protagonists? Aside from C.J. or celebrities, none really come to mind. Besides, Ryu Hayabusa is factually the best human ninja in gaming and there's no reason to try and compete with that.
TopicDisney's animated sexiest male lead turns 50.
FortuneCookie
11/08/23 12:44:48 PM
#1
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fa4b1378.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PPkQoQQn-M

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/55e2470a.jpg

Happy birthday, Robin Hood.
TopicAmerican Politics are so black and white it's ridiculous.
FortuneCookie
11/08/23 11:05:58 AM
#3


but gas prices!
TopicNickelodeon All-Star Brawl 2 's campaign, for anyone who cares
FortuneCookie
11/08/23 1:25:36 AM
#19
We live in a world where Garfield can fight Korra.
TopicYearly reminder that spears are better than swords 80% of the time
FortuneCookie
11/08/23 12:09:30 AM
#22
If you give a character a spear, people cry racism.

It's honestly not worth the hassle.
TopicHas there ever been a movie or TV show where, on first viewing you did not like
FortuneCookie
11/08/23 12:08:18 AM
#39
I found Pulp Fiction disappointing when I first saw it. I found myself quoting the movie, referencing or thinking about various scenes, etc. I really came to appreciate the movie without ever watching it the whole way through a second time.
TopicWhat religion is this?
FortuneCookie
11/07/23 12:52:07 PM
#5
Spittoonism
TopicNovember 7 Election Day Topic
FortuneCookie
11/07/23 1:03:27 AM
#41
We're one year away from doomsday.
TopicTaylor Swift is a MAN?!?!?! New image shows a lump in her pubic area???
FortuneCookie
11/07/23 12:58:34 AM
#123
Futa Taylor

Nice.
TopicSo Homer has suddenly stopped strangling Bart
FortuneCookie
11/07/23 12:05:19 AM
#103
I mean, Simpsons doesn't really adhere to the rules of life. It's a cynical hyper reality which pokes fun at sitcom cliches.

Bart has done some things as pranks that could get people injured or killed in real life.
TopicFuck sakes *WWE Raw spoilers*
FortuneCookie
11/06/23 11:32:15 PM
#8
chaos_knight posted...
Before him, you have Brock holding the title for several years and rarely defending it himself. Attitude era had like 10 credible main event wrestlers at the same time on any given show. WCW went crazy but having unpredictably with legit star talent every night isn't a bad thing.

Not really.

The Ruthless Aggression era did, but that's because they put WCW out of business and inherited their champions. The Attitude Era began shortly after Survivor Series 1997 and ended with WrestleMania X-7 in 2001.

In 1997, you had Undertaker who was a former champion and Shawn Michaels who who was the current champion. In 1998, Steve Austin retired Shawn Michaels to become the new champion. Over the course of the year, The Rock and Kane (briefly) would also become champions. At times, all champions current or past could fit into a single tag match. In 1999, Mankind, Big Show, and Triple H became champions for the first time. (Also, Vince McMahon. But, come on, do we have to count him?) By the end of 1999, Steve Austin and Undertaker would leave the company for the better part of a year to deal with injuries. Mankind actually postponed his retirement to compensate for the lack of star power in their absence. By spring of 2000, he would be gone as well. Part of the reason that the Rock/HHH rivalry was so epic was because, for a time, there was nobody else for them to fight. Later that year, Austin and Undertaker would return and Kurt Angle would become the final first-time champion of the Attitude Era. In early 2001, Big Show would return.

At the close of the Attitude Era, you had as follows:
Steve Austin (current champion), The Rock, Undertaker, Kane, Triple H Big Show, and Kurt Angle.

Seven is nothing to sneeze at, but it wasn't ten guys you could place the belt on at any given time. Chris Jericho was briefly teased as getting a main event push, but that didn't happen until December of 2001. Even if you counted him, that still brings the count up to eight. Several wrestlers would go on to become champions, but they weren't passing the belt back and forth during the Attitude Era between a bunch of different guys. They were mostly passing it back and forth between the same three people or four people at any given point.
TopicFuck sakes *WWE Raw spoilers*
FortuneCookie
11/06/23 11:05:24 PM
#4
chaos_knight posted...
Because WWE is terribly boring and acts like their prop titles need to be held by just one person for years at a time. Makes you miss the Attitude era.

Lengthy title reigns are better than short ones. It builds title credibility. If you hot potato the belt, it doesn't matter who has it. That's one of the things that killed WCW.

I hate that Roman Reigns's Hulk Hogan / Bruno Sammartino reign is coming about out of spite over Vince fighting with fans, but it is nice to have a reign that is counted in months or years rather than weeks or days.
TopicSo Homer has suddenly stopped strangling Bart
FortuneCookie
11/06/23 11:03:58 PM
#101
Bass_X0 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1ae8822c.jpg

saved
TopicHave any of you ever gone out with a whole group of girls before? >_>
FortuneCookie
11/06/23 11:02:15 PM
#11
I was the only guy in the pharmacy that I worked at. We all went out for drinks at a bar to celebrate the pharmacist's last night before she moved.

College-related, I went to a sporting event with four women. It was for my ASL course. I attended a basketball game at a Deaf school. We had to attend two out of four events outside of the college and this was the only one that didn't conflict with my schedule. (Or wasn't ridiculously out of the way.) I was grateful to be able to go along with the other students so that I wasn't this awkward lone guy watching 14-year-old girls play basketball.

<_<
TopicVenom always sucked as a Spider-man villain
FortuneCookie
11/06/23 12:47:55 PM
#15
Heartomaton posted...
You've always sucked as a Spider-Man villain.

TopicWho is your favorite villain or antagonist from the Super era of Dragon Ball?
FortuneCookie
11/06/23 12:47:37 PM
#24
The cat dude that gets a lot of porn.
TopicRouge the Bat
FortuneCookie
11/06/23 10:42:52 AM
#85
Guide posted...
You remind me of Gardenia. Specifically, this Gardenia:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/127c02f5.jpg

Hahahaha.
TopicRouge the Bat
FortuneCookie
11/05/23 11:27:13 PM
#69
1337toothbrush posted...
When I see the lopunny, I do not see ripped yoga pants. Regardless, putting ripped yoga pants on a stuffed animal doesn't suddenly make it arousing.

Not to you, obviously.

It isn't like yoga pants are automatically sexy. It's more a matter of why the artist put yoga pants on the character -- ripped yoga pants.

Maybe you don't see that design as ripped yoga pants, but that is absolutely how it appears to me.
TopicRouge the Bat
FortuneCookie
11/05/23 11:19:51 PM
#67
There's nothing sexual about that stuffed rabbit. But if someone put ripped yoga pants on it, I would think they had sexual thoughts about it. And I might suspect that they had more than just thoughts about it.

And, yes, that is an actual kink.
TopicMike Johnson and his son monitor each other's pron intake
FortuneCookie
11/05/23 10:34:56 PM
#59
I don't want my dad knowing the kind of porn I'm into.
TopicMiles Morales confirmed main Spider-Man going forward.
FortuneCookie
11/05/23 11:41:40 AM
#24
HornyLevel posted...
Also they need to introduce Miles in the MCU already. I don't think Tom Holland will cut it for long. Doesn't seem he wants to continue too much.

It's rare that you find an actor who wants to play a superhero indefinitely. It's about as common as finding an actor who doesn't mind having their face hidden.

People need to get over the stigma of recasting actors. It's better to have heroes look different after three to five films than it is to have them killed off or sucked into a wormhole where they'll reemerge years later if their career outside of the MCU doesn't work out.

The characters mean more than the actors anyway. That's one of the many reasons actors don't love playing superheroes. They want you to care more about their handsome faces and Hollywood icon magnetism than you care about some silly guy who begrudgingly puts on a costume for three scenes in a movie.

TopicJared from Subway
FortuneCookie
11/05/23 11:37:33 AM
#23
2:14 if the time stamp doesn't work:

https://youtu.be/y9vZwAtkJfA?t=134
TopicSo Homer has suddenly stopped strangling Bart
FortuneCookie
11/05/23 11:36:05 AM
#46
That's it, I'm watching the British version instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66w6GTFB8FU
TopicMiles Morales confirmed main Spider-Man going forward.
FortuneCookie
11/05/23 11:34:52 AM
#13
Bait-y title.

Anyway, I don't care. I didn't play the Insomniac games anyway.
TopicDeadline confirms that The Marvels is tracking below The Flash and Black Adam.
FortuneCookie
11/05/23 11:31:43 AM
#57
I mean, I can't say I'm too surprised. The gimmick about the two characters switching places when they use their powers is interesting, but the characters just come across as bland. Kamala looks like the only one who's gonna have any personality to speak of. "You're so strong," isn't really a selling point for me. And don't call me sexist because I saw Black Widow in the theater.

Even when you get past right-wingers complaining about woke Disney or forced feminism, would it really make a difference if this was about Ant-Man and Winter Soldier?

I don't know if people are over superheroes in general or if they're tired of superheroes whose names they didn't know from childhood. But I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I don't predict Marvel's fortunes will improve until they get an X-Men movie. And if that one underperforms, then you know people are over superhero movies. Unless the X-Men reboot is about Storm - in which case we'll have people complaining that it's because Disney went woke. Last time I checked, the most recent Disney protagonist to have a penis didn't do too well either.
TopicDo you believe in the "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" mentality?
FortuneCookie
11/05/23 12:41:23 AM
#51
To an extent, but some individuals in power try to actively make it impossible to do so.

It allows them to rig the game against others while making a pretense that they simply didn't try hard enough.
TopicRouge the Bat
FortuneCookie
11/04/23 11:51:27 PM
#57
Kurt_Russel posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9a621e42.jpg

I'll be back shortly.

<_<
TopicI MET SOME LLAMAS TODAY AND IT WAS SO NICE (caps)
FortuneCookie
11/04/23 11:47:32 PM
#15
Waxitron_Gazer posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0d97afe6.jpg

zoro (foreground)
hailie (background)

lol. Zorro is an awesome name for a llama with a black mask.
TopicRouge the Bat
FortuneCookie
11/04/23 11:45:14 PM
#54
Dungeater posted...
they dont look like ripped yoga pants to me, i think thats just working backwards from a specific conclusion. it hadn't occurred to me at all that thats what they could be

So she grows a new coat of fur on her legs with patterns of fur resembling her original coat that look like stylized tears in clothing?

That's oddly specific.
TopicDamn nature, you scary!
FortuneCookie
11/04/23 11:39:27 PM
#2
Choose one of the following options:

  1. Click video
  2. Sleep tonight
TopicThis should be Goku new form
FortuneCookie
11/04/23 11:37:00 PM
#10
The_Popo posted...
I had that game as a kid, and I have no idea where the hell it came from. Wouldnt know what Dragon Ball was for like another 12 years.

That game is fucking horrible.

Indeed.

And no matter how many years go by without touching the game, that cutscene music never leaves your brain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRF82paZv44&t=23s
TopicIn my career as a lumberjack, I cut down exactly 52,487 trees.
FortuneCookie
11/04/23 10:53:40 PM
#2
Stupid ill-gained laugh.

You got it out of me, but really didn't earn it.
TopicPost anti-air moves from fighting games ITT
FortuneCookie
11/04/23 10:52:18 PM
#16
rideshort posted...
Mortal Kombat Uppercuts

Mortal Kombat CPU "you visually saw your kick connect with me, but I'm going to reverse it into a midair slam" programming.
TopicRouge the Bat
FortuneCookie
11/04/23 10:51:13 PM
#52
HannibalBarca3 posted...
I still don't see anything sexualized about this design. I still see it as a big plush doll since it retains the doll-like traits. Not like it matters much since when it comes to NSFW people tend to heavily draw the Pokemon off model.

You're saying you wouldn't think anything was off if I put ripped yoga pants on a plush doll?
TopicRouge the Bat
FortuneCookie
11/04/23 10:50:32 PM
#51
rexcrk posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/09926dc5.jpg

:3
TopicThis should be Goku new form
FortuneCookie
11/04/23 10:49:00 PM
#5
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9f02ec42.jpg
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