Board 8 > Think of a video game character (18 years or older) before entering this topic

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Raka_Putra
05/15/24 1:29:37 PM
#1:


You are trapped with them in a room. There are only three ways to get out:

  1. One of you kill the other
  2. You two make love with each other, consensually
  3. Wait it out for 30 years (you'll be provided with basic necessities, including food)


Who did you think of, and what would happen?

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Leonhart4
05/15/24 1:33:15 PM
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Phoenix Wright

Well, I don't have to worry about him killing me, at least.

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Kenri
05/15/24 1:42:54 PM
#3:


Throw me in a room with Kyle Hyde (Hotel Dusk) and I'll come back pregnant

is this hornyposting

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Snake5555555555
05/15/24 1:47:37 PM
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Claire Redfield

I guess #2 is happening

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jcgamer107
05/15/24 1:49:29 PM
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Fandom's not gonna like this. Not one bit.

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MZero
05/15/24 1:50:30 PM
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Tifa

Well, I know what my first choice would be

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MartinFF7
05/15/24 1:51:21 PM
#7:


MZero posted...
Tifa

Well, I know what my first choice would be

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Raka_Putra
05/15/24 1:53:15 PM
#8:


jcgamer107 posted...
Fandom's not gonna like this. Not one bit.
I'm going out in a blaze of glory.

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Leafeon13N
05/15/24 1:57:23 PM
#9:


Sly Cooper

Can I have 2 and 3?
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NFUN
05/15/24 2:03:03 PM
#10:


Senator Armstrong

options 1 and 2 are probably the same

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Mythiot
05/15/24 2:06:19 PM
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The title kinda gave away option 2, so I went with Bayonetta.
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AriaOfBolo
05/15/24 2:11:05 PM
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idk if Peach would be down for that, but worst case she'd be a good roommate

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RySenkari
05/15/24 2:12:11 PM
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Schala Zeal.

I imagine she'd be willing to make love if it gets us both out of the room.

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foolm0r0n
05/15/24 2:13:46 PM
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Red XIII

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Janus5k
05/15/24 2:14:17 PM
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The King of all Cosmos

options 1 and 2 are definitely the same

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hombad46
05/15/24 2:17:40 PM
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Kazuma Kiryu...

Well I don't have to worry about 1. Kiryu has never killed anyone. I don't think I want to go with 2, so 3 it is. See you guys in 30 years.

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Raka_Putra
05/15/24 2:24:57 PM
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hombad46 posted...
Kazuma Kiryu...

Well I don't have to worry about 1. Kiryu has never killed anyone. I don't think I want to go with 2, so 3 it is. See you guys in 30 years.
This is basically the plot of 50% of the Yakuza games anyway.

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RikkuAlmighty
05/15/24 2:26:18 PM
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sure Ill sex toad up

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wallmasterz
05/15/24 2:27:13 PM
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RikkuAlmighty posted...
sure Ill sex toad up

One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land


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jcgamer107
05/15/24 2:33:27 PM
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wallmasterz posted...
One toot on this whistle will send you to a far away land
winner. close the topic.

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Thorn
05/15/24 2:59:55 PM
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Thought of Ion (EXA_PICO). No worries about either of us killing the other, at least I'm pretty sure.

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azuarc
05/15/24 3:03:34 PM
#22:


MZero posted...
Tifa

Well, I know what my first choice would be

Same, but with Lara Croft.

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skulltrumpets
05/15/24 3:49:50 PM
#23:


Time to woohoo Dick Gumshoe .......
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tazzyboyishere
05/15/24 4:26:32 PM
#24:


I'd fuck Bowser ez

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MrSmartGuy
05/15/24 4:27:44 PM
#25:


Falco Lombardi would kill the shit out of me in an instant.

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Anagram
05/15/24 4:28:53 PM
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Chun-li

Sounds like I chose well.

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Mega_Mana
05/15/24 5:06:47 PM
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Joanna Dark. She's a professional. I expect death before mercy.

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Kotetsu534
05/15/24 5:35:43 PM
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Yuna. We probably decide to make love? Certainly I'm not killing her and unless she can summon she isn't killing me (if she can, well... oh dear).

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Johnbobb
05/15/24 5:39:02 PM
#29:


Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite

so uh

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RikkuAlmighty
05/15/24 5:44:58 PM
#30:


Kotetsu534 posted...
Yuna. We probably decide to make love? Certainly I'm not killing her and unless she can summon she isn't killing me (if she can, well... oh dear).
Isnt yuna 17

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Leonhart4
05/15/24 6:45:41 PM
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He meant FFX-2 Yuna clearly

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Omniscientless
05/15/24 8:14:51 PM
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I can't think of anyone I wouldn't go #2 with over potential death or spending what could be the rest of my life stuck in a single room.

I thought of Raphael from Fire Emblem and like, absolutely #2 unless he refuses because he knows he could easily kill me. Fortunately, he doesn't seem the kind of guy to choose to do that.

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redrocket
05/15/24 8:16:20 PM
#33:


Omniscientless posted...
I can't think of anyone I wouldn't go #2 with over potential death or spending what could be the rest of my life stuck in a single room.


This. For what its worth I thought of Agrias though.


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redrocket
05/15/24 8:17:31 PM
#34:


Leafeon13N posted...
Sly Cooper

Can I have 2 and 3?

Literally LOL

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Uglyface2
05/15/24 8:50:39 PM
#35:


Lara Croft would kill my ass.
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foolm0r0n
05/15/24 9:06:48 PM
#36:


Kotetsu534 posted...
and unless she can summon she isn't killing me
She's max sphere grid tho

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MZero
05/16/24 5:02:59 AM
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Kotetsu534 posted...
Yuna. We probably decide to make love? Certainly I'm not killing her and unless she can summon she isn't killing me (if she can, well... oh dear).

Topic says 18+, which means this is FFX-2 Yuna and she has guns

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GenesisSaga
05/16/24 7:10:41 AM
#38:


Raka_Putra posted...
You are trapped with them in a room. There are only three ways to get out:

1. One of you kill the other
2. You two make love with each other, consensually
3. Wait it out for 30 years (you'll be provided with basic necessities, including food)

Who did you think of, and what would happen?

I thought of Tidus first, and then I remembered he was 17 so my second thought was Auron.

I'd like to think Auron wouldn't just immediately kill me, but he can be rather impatient and single-minded despite generally keeping a pretty cool head. Also NGL he kinda gives me ace vibes, at least in his older years (which is 35, apparently ), so I don't think I could convince him to get past me with his little katana instead of his Masamune. He'd probably just think I'm some sort of advanced, intelligent fiend or an agent of Yevon trying to trick him into producing a more controllable heir, and he'd Bushido me before I could even unbutton my pants. I'd have zero chance to kill him as, MAJOR SPOILERS he's ridiculously strong plus he's already dead and unsent, and he does not seem the wait it out type when he has other things to do.

In other words, in every scenario I can imagine I'm completely cooked.

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paperwarior
05/16/24 7:21:34 AM
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William Adams of Nioh. He seems like a decent enough guy for a pirate, and also pirates likely aren't that picky, but he definitely isn't waiting 30 years.

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catesdb
05/16/24 10:40:54 AM
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MZero posted...
Tifa

Well, I know what my first choice would be


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