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Far-Queue 09/16/23 7:18:16 PM #1: |
https://www.vice.com/en/article/jge377/stanford-smart-toilet-uses-butthole-for-identification
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ArvTheGreat 09/16/23 7:22:14 PM #2: |
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U7UBy1usnrg&pp=ygUaQmVhdmlzIGFuZCBidXR0IGhlYWQgbGF1Z2g%3D
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Vampire_Chicken 09/16/23 7:42:20 PM #3: |
If smart toilets were genuinely smart, they'd get a better job.
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shadowsword87 09/16/23 8:11:00 PM #4: |
Help my smart toilet talked to my smart fridge and they agree to not let me buy any more snacks. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nichtcrawler-X 09/16/23 8:12:05 PM #5: |
Thus there would be a database, containing that information, connected to the internet? I am not sure anyone should be comfortable with that idea...
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Far-Queue 09/16/23 8:13:55 PM #6: |
I'm perfectly cool with the world knowing the fine details of my butthole
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Far-Queue 09/16/23 8:14:25 PM #7: |
Warts and all
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BlazeAndBlade 09/16/23 8:16:02 PM #8: |
unless it's the toilet from look who's talking too
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speedpunk 09/16/23 8:21:16 PM #9: |
https://youtu.be/QecplAPd-K4?si=_Me6CJlyzShjH9kD
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Metalsonic66 09/16/23 8:24:41 PM #10: |
Super Toilet
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SilentSeph 09/16/23 10:20:09 PM #11: |
Why do we have wikifeet but not wikibutthole
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Lokarin 09/16/23 10:34:41 PM #12: |
SilentSeph posted...
Why do we have wikifeet but not wikibutthole cuz identity theft... you don't want people to poop like a celebrity, ya? --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OhhhJa 09/17/23 12:08:44 AM #13: |
Buttholes are like dental records. Completely unique to the individual ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shrek 09/17/23 12:54:41 AM #14: |
Far-Queue posted...
I'm perfectly cool with the world knowing the fine details of my buttholesame it's already on the internet anyways --- if i wasn't important then why would you waste all your poison ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Amuseum 09/17/23 1:29:19 AM #16: |
Sulugnaz posted...
This is how Skynet decides to eradicate humanity. One butthole at a time... --- Ergonomic keyboard layouts for Android https://goo.gl/KR1vK6 Shena'Fu's Online Card Creator https://bit.ly/cardcre ... Copied to Clipboard!
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keyblader1985 09/17/23 1:43:10 AM #17: |
Not after I'm done with you
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ParanoidObsessive 09/17/23 4:00:13 AM #18: |
Vampire_Chicken posted...
If smart toilets were genuinely smart, they'd get a better job. Maybe that's their fetish. Stop kink-shaming. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkPizza 09/17/23 6:12:23 AM #19: |
Haha. Weird toilet
Anyway, I will be avoiding those --- Currently Playing - Nobody saves the World (Switch Edition) Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm the LinkPizza you'll see around ... Copied to Clipboard!
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papercup 09/17/23 8:23:13 AM #20: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
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Far-Queue 09/17/23 8:39:28 AM #21: |
lmao
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captpackrat 09/17/23 9:00:04 AM #22: |
speedpunk posted...
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Nade_Duck 09/17/23 9:06:50 AM #23: |
what non-evil purpose does a toilet need to identify me for
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captpackrat 09/17/23 9:09:36 AM #24: |
Nade_Duck posted...
what non-evil purpose does a toilet need to identify me forIt could monitor your bowel habits and warn you if something changes, which could be a sign of cancer or other disease. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Nade_Duck 09/17/23 9:13:36 AM #25: |
captpackrat posted...
cancersee? evil. i don't trust it. --- http://i.imgur.com/ElACjJD.gifv "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl ... Copied to Clipboard!
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adjl 09/18/23 12:42:34 PM #26: |
This does have quite a bit of value from a health perspective, but I can't help but be quite concerned about the idea of automatically saving butthole pictures to a cloud service.
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ParanoidObsessive 09/18/23 2:58:43 PM #28: |
Sulugnaz posted...
It doesnt need to keep track of my asshole to tell me blood is a bad sign. It might help if it's calibrated to tell if you're bleeding bright red blood out of an anal fissure or hemorrhoid (which isn't really a major concern), or dark thick red blood from something internal (which is usually very, very bad). Also, I feel like this may be the worst single sentence I've ever written and posted on GameFAQs. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family ... Copied to Clipboard!
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adjl 09/18/23 3:01:42 PM #29: |
ParanoidObsessive posted...
It might help if it's calibrated to tell if you're bleeding bright red blood out of an anal fissure or hemorrhoid (which isn't really a major concern), or dark thick red blood from something internal (which is usually very, very bad). There's also a good chance that it's going to be significantly more sensitive to blood than a naked eye looking into a toilet bowl would be. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teddy241 09/18/23 3:03:22 PM #30: |
Dope i bet eventually itll take pictures and scans and alert you on the quality of your stool which can help detect gastro issues like pancreas, liver, colon cancer bile etc ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 09/18/23 4:44:58 PM #31: |
Can I have it auto-send a pic of my BM to my brother every time?
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SinisterSlay 09/18/23 5:04:02 PM #33: |
Great, one taco Tuesday and your toilet starts thinking you have cancer.
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SoreChasm 09/18/23 5:25:36 PM #34: |
https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ?si=ZzOm_IVexKesWFI8
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JOExHIGASHI 09/18/23 6:10:56 PM #35: |
why does it need to know it's me?
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JOExHIGASHI 09/18/23 6:37:50 PM #37: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]
what powers does it have? --- In the long run we are all dead ... Copied to Clipboard!
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adjl 09/18/23 6:40:58 PM #38: |
JOExHIGASHI posted...
why does it need to know it's me? To compare your results to your previous poops. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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potdnewb 09/18/23 6:40:58 PM #39: |
this is the official song for the toilet https://youtu.be/5_1KHj87XrQ?si=55gvZCygWf3T9bt_ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ParanoidObsessive 09/18/23 6:43:39 PM #40: |
SinisterSlay posted...
Great, one taco Tuesday and your toilet starts thinking you have cancer. And then you're checking your texts on your phone: Toilet: Taco Bell again? Seriously? Toilet: We've talked about this. Toilet: Stop ignoring me. Toilet: Don't make me shoot up 400 psi of water your sphincter, you bastard. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JOExHIGASHI 09/18/23 6:55:30 PM #41: |
adjl posted...
To compare your results to your previous poops.It'd be kinda cool to beat my high score --- In the long run we are all dead ... Copied to Clipboard!
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angeleyes94 09/19/23 3:13:07 AM #43: |
It's yyyyyyyuge
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SunWuKung420 09/19/23 1:03:38 PM #44: |
Stings new hit single, "The Shape of Your Shart".
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joemodda 09/19/23 2:43:22 PM #45: |
I ain't falling for this trick again
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Yellow 09/19/23 2:56:02 PM #46: |
I'm glad to see this is just a joke from researchers for the most part ... Copied to Clipboard!
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adjl 09/19/23 4:21:08 PM #47: |
The fact that they also mentioned fingerprint scanning on the flush lever does make the whole buttprinting thing kind of silly. It'd be even easier to just have buttons for the various profiles it can store, or possibly integrate with an app (which it would probably do anyway to deliver your results) and identify the user when their phone came into pooping range.
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argonautweakend 09/19/23 6:16:00 PM #48: |
...And you will know us by the shape of butthole ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ParanoidObsessive 09/19/23 11:54:47 PM #50: |
argonautweakend posted...
...And you will know us by the shape of butthole Was waiting for someone to make this reference. Kind of surprised it took so long. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family ... Copied to Clipboard!
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