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Topic	This Smart Toilet Will Know You by the Shape of Your Butthole
adjl 09/19/23 4:21:08 PM #47:	The fact that they also mentioned fingerprint scanning on the flush lever does make the whole buttprinting thing kind of silly. It'd be even easier to just have buttons for the various profiles it can store, or possibly integrate with an app (which it would probably do anyway to deliver your results) and identify the user when their phone came into pooping range. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:976176618] in This Smart... [t:80568216]...</cite> <quote>The fact that they also mentioned fingerprint scanning on the flush lever does make the whole buttprinting thing kind of silly. It'd be even easier to just have buttons for the various profiles it can store, or possibly integrate with an app (which it would probably do anyway to deliver your results) and identify the user when their phone came into pooping range. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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